#ex wag

[spillthepuckingtea]

It’s probably tmi but oh well

Boy had a breeding kink bad .. he also liked to video from time to time especially the times I was in his jersey ., hair pulling most definitely was one of his favorites

This one might actually be tmi but when it was the time of the month he said he didn’t care, me on the other hand didn’t feel comfortable because I didn’t wanna make him uncomfortable and he would use the “I play hockey blood doesn’t bother me” I just felt I’d be embarrassed, not that he would make me feel like that, but if I had tremendously bad cramps he would say he could ease the pain if I ever needed him to

Girl, you have me so gagged I’m not even kidding. A breeding kink is crazy work. But filming is even crazier work. good for you girl, good for you.  oh and I know someone send in ask about how you dealt with injuries or something like that like if your ex ever got injured, I don’t know if you saw it 

[off-icewhispers]

Not you defending the ex wag from another blog saying she didn’t get cheated on and knew her relationship better than anyone 😭😂 people get cheated on and never know about it

I was already following @spillthepuckingtea before I created this blog, so I have read quite a lot of ex wag and what she has said. And I know it's a shock girls, but good and faithful men do exist. I'm sorry you haven't come across them yet, but stop projecting your own beliefs and experiences onto other people, if she and all the people around her say he never cheated on her, there's a reason for it

[gossiparoundtherinks]

Are you another blog who believes that ex wag anon

Yes I am because her stories are a lot different from others and makes sense.

[spillthepuckingtea]

These people have clearly never been in love

she could also I don’t know just block her ex? That would help with moving on

You guys have likely never been in an intricate relationship like this so please show some sympathy. Anon didn’t need to share but she is so the most you can do is act sympathetic

[0sincerelyella]

Request: Hey can I request one where Joe burrow cheat on the reader and after some time he wants to be back with her

Drunk and Stupid - Joe Burrow

Summary: joe gets drunk, and stupid. losing his only and every thing

notes: this is going to be very cheesy and cliche but i love angst so let’s go

the ending is so trash i’m so sorry

an idiot. only an idiot would get black out drunk after a game when he has a wife to go home too. only an idiot would follow a girl, not his wife, up the stairs of this strangers house and into a bedroom

he couldn’t even walk up the stairs

he was dizzy

he was disoriented, sick, confused

she looked just like his wife

but she wasn’t his wife.

if was only a kiss, a kiss interrupted by shrimp he had hours ago. but he still kissed her

and her, wasn’t his, her.

the next day, he woke up in a haze. his head hurt, and his heart hurt even worse. his head rested in the lap of his wife, a cold rag in her hand dabbing against his forehead. “good morning” she said, her eyes had bags under them, dark circles, and they were swollen. her nose was red. he knew that look all too well

she was crying

he leaned up to kiss her lips but y/n turned her head. “no, i’m sorry” she sat his head on the pillow gently and stood to walk into the kitchen.

joe sat up, adjusting his eyes to the sight around him. the closet was open, and only joes stuff was left. junk was thrown all over the floor, glass shattered, wedding pictures torn. her suitcase was missing, her shoes, her clothes, all her belongings were just gone

he stood up, his head spinning in circles. he made his way to the kitchen where y/n stood, her head rested on the counter, she was sobbing uncontrollably. “y/n? honey what’s wrong” his hand landed on her should, she slapped it away.

“don’t touch me joe” she said, standing up and wiping her tears. “don’t touch me again” she stepped back, only then did joe notice the suitcases stacked by the door.

then he remembered last night. the night of his stupid, idiotic, drunken decisions. “y/n,” he reached out to grab her like if he didn’t she’d slip away. “no, joe. i’m not doing this” she stepped back

she was slipping away.

“you said in our vows that it was me and you against the world” she was crying more, and pushing him away more. “i guess it’s you, and her now isn’t it joe”

“i don’t even know her name” y/n shook her head. “that makes it worse”

she grabbed the wedding picture off the counter, pointing to it. “4 years of marriage, and you threw it all out the window for a girl at a party you don’t even know”

she slammed the picture down

“just yesterday morning you talked about us starting a family” joe was stunned

his head hurt too much to even think and his heart hurt to much to beg

“goodbye joe” she said, looking into his eyes, seeing her reflection in the color. in that face she married, and loved so much.

she walked out the door and out of her future forever.

—

y/n stepped out of her small cincinnati apartment, taking the elevator down to the first floor. the sun was bright and beautiful. she’d moved into this new apartment three years ago, nine months of living with her parents after her divorce.

she opened up her car door, and drove to her destination. she had taken these three years to focus on herself, sorta.

but she was very happy and health in her own skin compared to the moment she had gotten her heart crushed.

y/n parked her car, stepping out of it and walking towards the practice field. she took a deep breath, she figured it would only be her old friends, tee higgins, andrei iosivas, tyler boyd and jam’arr, considering it was a wide receiver camp for kids. but she was still scared.

as she walked onto the field, she was met with her sister, and her sisters son. “hi!” she grabbed her nephew into a tight hug. “hi auntie-“

“y/n?” y/n stood at the voice she knew all too well.

“joe” she said, taking a hitched breath. he smiled at her “how have you been? what are you doing here?”

y/n turned her head towards a small, three year old boy running towards her. “momma!” the boy called, hugging her leg. “hi jay jay” she said with a smile, “whose this?” joe asked, his face wore a surprised look

“my son, jeremy” she stated, picking the boy up in one swift motion. joe smiled again, this smile was sad. “where’s his dad?” joe asked, causing the boy to look at him with sad eyes

sad, blue eyes

“i don’t got one” he said, looking back at his mom

something in joes mind clicked then

“how old is he?”

y/n knew he knew at this point. she couldn’t hide it anymore. “i’m this many” he held up three fingers

“he’s mine isn’t he?”

y/n tried her hardest to hold back the tears as she nodded.

joe dropped everything in that moment to hug them.

he’s wanted nothing more than her back for the past three years, nothing more than his girl. and now he knows they have a child together

he can’t stay away for her sake now.

“joe, i want us to be a family i do” her eyes filled with tears just as the did almost four years ago

“i don’t think i can ever look at you the same again”

[kingdom-of-sins]

Lol not Franco liking photos of ex WAGs on insta🤣

[graboidmilk]

I think Coyle has successfully coerced Chalcanthite into petplay but I also think that Chalcanthite wanted to kill himself by the end of it because he was HUMILIATED by his own performance- not because he was bad, but because He Was Really Good At Being A Dog and it genuinely shocked both of them

[andrewcogliano]

f1 tik tok really is a dumpster fire

bc tell me why i just saw a tik tok saying that charles’ results have gone down hill since he broke up with his ex bc “she was his lucky charm”

his results have gone down hill bc he drives for ferrari and they’re about as reliable as my stomach ingesting lactose

[spillthepuckingtea]

Hey guys sorry! No one ran me off.. I just took a break from social media yesterday for myself mentally…

I want to clarify I never mentioned what league he played in and I won’t because of people trying to most likely figure things out and figure out who he is and who I am yes I got on here and told my relationship but I did it anonymous for a reason , and I’d also like to add none of the girls I was friends with and some I’m still friends with are on tumblr, so there would be no way of it getting back to him, and if it somehow magically did I would know,. If I knew it would get back to him I wouldn’t have shared anything.

Omg I am so so happy literally did not let anyone bully you off of this platform. They’re all just a bunch of anonymous people trying to cause problems with a random people. And you don’t need to defend yourself you really don’t because I and everybody else has done it for you 

[off-icewhispers]

Not you hopping on the defend ex wag bandwagon

And I'll continue to defend her as many times as necessary because, as I said, I think she's a sweet girl, and I admire her for being so brave about what she went through and for being able to come here and share it

Besides, what kind of future psychologist would I be if I didn't say anything when a bunch of strangers on the internet band together to question, attack, and even harass a girl, calling her stupid on various occasions?

[feefifofums]

My favorite pictures of Carlos and Isa part 1

[spillthepuckingtea]

Her friends are so wrong for that tho tbh

No because if I had my friends telling me that about my ex I’d CRASH OUT

You wouldn’t be able to handle me I’d lose my mind. Fall to my knees in a Publix parking lot

[0sincerelyella]

Yay back to writing!! Can I request a Joe burrow one where you go down to the field before the game and wish him good luck? Thanks!!

Good luck charm ~ Joe Burrow

Summary: Y/n, joe burrows long distance girlfriend, shows up to the game during warm ups to wish her lover a good luck

notes: YES OMG this was so fast and also i THANK YOU SO MUCH I MISSED WRITING it’s a bit short but i didn’t have much to go off of and i’m just getting back into it i apologize

The plane ride from California to ohio was a long one. y/n was living in California finishing up college. she was set to graduate in December, in time to move in with joe before play offs. she had yet to make it to a game, but thankfully she had a fall break, so she made her way to cincinnati without telling joe.

she was close friends with the other boys, and was in contact with zac so that they could let her onto the field. as soon as she got off the plane, zac had a security guard come get her.

“thank you” she said politely, throwing her bags in the trunk and getting into the car. the security guard smiled at her and began to drive to the stadium once he made sure she was safe and comfortable

when they car pulled in and parked, the security guard took y/ns belongings to the facility, dumping them in an office and walking y/n to the field.

y/n was bursting with excitement.

she hadn’t seen joe in a long time, reuniting before a game truly would make this day so much better.

y/n is greeted by Ja’marr at the tunnel. “hi y/n!” he said, picking her up into a hug. “hi j!” she said, hugging him back. “joes gonna be so excited to see you” Ja’marr explains, taking y/n onto the field.

when y/n saw joe throw a ball to andrei her smile grew. despite the other team also being on the field, and thousands of people watching her, she ran. she ran as fast as she could toward joe.

as joe could see out of the corner of his eye a figure running towards him, he turned his head and locked eyes with his girlfriend.

his jaw dropped, and without hesitation he ran towards her and scooped her up into a loving hug. “holy crap” he said, burying his head into her shoulder “what the f*** are you doing here” y/n laughed at his cursing. “i love you joe” she said, jumping out of his arms.

he smiled, putting his hands on her face, holding her close. “i love you more y/n” he pulled her close, kissing her lips in-front of thousands of people.

“what happened beautiful? why are you here? what about college? where is your stuff? i have so many questions” y/n laughed, her arms resting over joes shoulder pads as his reached down to hold her hips.

“well, i got a break and have the whole week off. so i thought i’d take a trip to come see my boy” joe picked her up again and spun her around. “i can’t wait till december” he said. happy to have his girl back, at least for a week.

“hey love, the games about to start and i have to go” he rests his forehead on hers. “i will see you after the game baby” he said, kissing her forehead. “good luck joey” she said, kissing his lips. “with my good luck charm in the stands? we’ll win every time” he said, backing up towards the locker room. “go get ‘em tiger!” she yelled. he blew her a kiss, turning to run into the locke room.

y/n made her way to the stadium, front row. she gripped onto the railing as she watched the boys run out onto the field, joe looked right at her. blowing her another kiss, to which she caught.

during the game, y/n screamed more than she ever had. banging on the walls and talking with the people around her. as the game ended 31 to nothing, bengals, joe ran to the side and grabbed her hand. “good job babe! you did fantastic!” she cheered. “it’s all cause of you!” he said, kissing her hand. “i’m gonna go shower, i’ll see you at the tent okay?” the tent was where all the players and their families met after to celebrate.

y/n made her way to the tent after joe left, talking to the rest of the boys family as they awaited the arrival of the boys. “y/n?” y/n turned around, meeting the eyes of robin burrow. “momma!” she said, hugging her future mother in law. “hi y/n! i thought you didn’t graduate till december?” she smiled, hugging robin tighter. “i came to surprise joe” she said, letting go of robin.

“i bet he was very happy to see you, that sweet boy only ever talks about you and football” y/n smiled, arms snaking around her hips causing her to jump. “hi mom” joe said, resting his head on y/ns shoulder. “joey!” y/n said happily

that night the two celebrated, not only type win, but also celebrating the reunion of the couple.

when the two got home, joe layed in her arms on his bed. not moving an inch the whole night. he slept better than he ever has knowing she was right there with him. at-least for a week until December

[preywhore]

fun game: we get a bunch of different poppers and then you make me guess which one you’re holding up to my nose - wrong guesses are punished >;3c

[underatedwords]

hey! I was recently thinking about the carlando moment where they were having dinner together listening to smooth operator. do you know on what occasion they went for dinner together? or was it just for fun? and also: was Carlos already driving for ferrari at the time? do you have any other thoughts or facts on it? sorry for all the questions and thanks!!

hi nonny! they went for dinner in march last year between pre season testing and the race in bahrain. so yes, carlos was already at ferrari.

personally obsessed w lando's gay lil shoulder shimmy, all coy and carlos' decision to upload that to his ig story 🤔🏳️‍🌈

see also, this where ferrari used lando singing to transition into an edit of carlos

[the-acid-pear]

Honestly I always mostly just think of the [looks at notes] 3 managers Harry was friends with when thinking of what he lost but considering he's that old and has been jumping between franchises so much and also the fact Every Fucking Phoney (save for 3) got scrapped by the time we meet him; how much as this man lost? How many people he cared about has he seen die gruesome deaths again and again? Has he managed to find time to process this to grieve or has he just desensitized himself to the situation entirely? I wonder if some vague memory or reaction from how he dealt w this while in the war is how he keeps it at bay. Though it's rich of me to take his formality at face value when he has shown to not be a stranger to strong emotional reactions. Much to think about!