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pennyserenade · 15 days ago

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this is so ex husband dieter bravo. kinda whorish. too good looking. flirting with everyone. brings his ex wife to every event he can drag her to, and all of his cast-mates love her because she’s great, but he loves her the most. she’s his best friend in the entire world and he calls her angel and darling, and everyone thinks they’re fucking or going to get back together, but it’s a secret third thing where their souls have been intertwined for all of eternity. she gets flustered developing photos like these, because sometimes it is hard to contend with the fact that someone can love you so much without wanting anything in return.

#ex husband dieter is the best person alive #he still fucks too many people and fucks up #but he’s Good. he calls her on her birthdays and stays away when she’s dating people #and always invites her to movie sets and movie premieres he’ll think she’ll like (bc there’s celebrities there she finds hot)#and if he wins an oscar he’ll thank her in his speech #he’ll say something like ‘thank you to ___. i could not be who i am without you. what a blessing it is to have a human like you to guide my #soul through this world.’

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