#evillestart

[hello-christopher-robin]

Christopher Robin sat on the sturdiest branch of the tallest tree in all of Eliasville, his legs dangling down to the Earth and his hands gripping the branch just above his head. He bounced up and down, testing the limits of his seat, sure enough in his hand strength should it give way beneath him. Not too shabby, he thought. 

He then watched as a rather large, red apple came into his view, plummeting towards the ground. It was only then that he saw someone had just approached the base of the tree--on the perfect collision course for a goose-egg. “Look out below!” He called, hoping he got their attention fast enough.