#evil-plants

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

how do you like your eggs?

Just scrambled, with salt and pepper, and then fried with feta cheese and tomato sauce on top

[alchemiccolored]

just wanted to tell you that i accidentally followed your blog from the tl, came here to unfollow, and then decided the vibe is good enough to stay. so good job with that 👍

vibe check passed with flying colors 👍

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

my resident evil MLP AU!

the winters!!!

re7 & 8 antagonists

[anonomi]

"Just look how well you've grown."

[mint-termsandconditions]

Random subject,

but I need someone to make a video essay about the bastardization of female characters and the woobification of male characters in media/fandom spaces

because I think it’s a really interesting subject that probably stems from biases that plague our society

from

“He’s such a silly little guy.”

to

Literally calling fictional female characters worse than Hitler or something

Like, I feel like people talk about specific characters but not the topic as a broader subject

I feel like there’s so much to talk about

but I don’t have the elegance, critical thinking skills, the experience, or consume enough media to talk about this

So anyone who’s reading this please, please make a video essay about it

Or make one arguing against it idk

I just need a good video essay to watch while doing homework

[thatweirdtranny]

imagine being one of the clowns comparing the star of david to the nazi swastika and truly believing in yourself being on the “right side of history”

[themadbiologist]

I humbly present some reasons for choosing botany as your evil science. 1. Deadly nightshade. Wolfsbane. Poison hemlock. Need I go on? Plants fulfill the 3 things to look for in an exceptional science: they are fashionable, functional, and formidable.

2. It’s unique! Many aspiring mad scientists choose to create chemical oozes or ray guns. With botany, you stand out from the crowd, even among biologists. No crudely-stitched cadavers here!

3. Spite all the people who say real evil scientists make robots or whatever. Send them a toxic tea and see what they think then.

4. Green is good. Being around plants can help you relax after a long day of heinous villainy. Proper rest is key to your long-term health and will be a great asset to your lasting reign of terror.

5. It’s cool. Seriously. Plants are wonderful, terrifying, dare-I-say arcane entities. Mycology (study of fungi) is also often categorized under botany, which irritates me from a taxonomy standpoint; however, fungi are also fascinating and marvellous things indeed.

Choose evil botany! Join a fast-growing field of like-minded scientists today. I hope to see you soon :)

— Dr. S. Aucupar, evil botanist.

[wanderinggoddess]

230 Years in the Savage Garden

[evermorethecrow]

animatic wip because i siad i was going on a break and it didnt workkkk

[citrine-elephant]

wanna photosynthesize together? that was rhetorical. you will eat the sun and you will like it.

had to "sketch" the idea of leon having vines growing under his skin and... got carried away!

au where leon gets "possessed" by an evil tree that's actually just a really fucked up bioweapon that may have accidentally became an invasive species <:3 teehee whoopsies.

[fyeahygocardart]

Ragnaraika the Evil Seed

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

In your opinion, what’s the funniest word in the English language?

If we take "funniest" to mean most amusing, it would have to be "sneezing." Or perhaps "sneeze."

I can't tell if there are words you mean by "funniest," but please feel free to clarify.

[wrizard]

instructing your fellow lieutenant(s) on the principles of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

(also on twt here xo)

[astrid-lyy]

Happy bday to my pookie wookie scmookie hand lover villain yoshikage kira

Just smtg abt evil blond men 🤤

[furbtasticworksofart]

Vote For Giovanni Potage, the REAL Pinkhair Cringe- Fail

[livnimbe]

Due to a long series of events, my friends and I are going to sell zombie-related stuff at our university, so I made these PvZ x RE stickers to sell! I thought I might share them with the world a bit! (I'll post some pictures of them once I print them)