#evil laughs

[tonycries]

THIS IS SOOO TMI BUT I NEED TO TELL U when i read ur fics i literalllyyyy follow along LMFAOOO like trust i am making myself cum as many times as miss reader does in a fic‼️and if it's multiple characters, TRUST im doing one for each chara

HELLOOO THE DEDICATION?? I commend you nonnie omg 😩 TRUST that next time I'll be making poor reader cum about fifteen times to give you a lil' challenge 😩😈

[mrjinx87]

I’ve decided that instead of saying “Um” or “Uh” or “Like” when I am composing my thoughts, I’m just going to do the Seth Rollins laugh from now on.

[lasillyspace]

a WIP of the sillies, may or may not finish them but tis a fun idea

[3w3]

DONNIE IS BEATING KRISS'S ASS RN, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS⁉️⁉️

I FEEL INCREDIBLE THANKS FOR ASKING

VOTE DONNIE

[mrsackermannx]

LISTEN THEN.

Higuruma who purposely pushes you down on his face with his strong arms because he needs you to ride him so fucking good. He needs you to grind faster on his tongue as your slick swipes his nose. He is so desperate and excited for you to realese yourself on his face. Him humming as his tongue savors every single drop of your cum.

🧎🏽‍♀️

FIRST OF ALL

second of all he’s so primal about it too, you’re hovering at first and his eye contact is fucking insane, you’re like what if im heavy and he’s had enough, pulling you down onto his face and making you fuck his nose 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[fullyfunctioningtrainwreck]

Y'all it's wild! I was just blocked over this meme!

[envirae]

if jay took the binder i fear this means ynki is over…

uh oh...

[kthmlk]

omg have you ever thought about doing commissions?

hehhehe yes i have, don’t worry i’m working on it

[2laffy2]

Some people: *use character ai to befriend a characters they like*

Some other people: *use character ai to date/romance characters they like*

Me: *use character ai to traumatize the characters i like* I'm going to traumatize this characters by saying that I know they past and they fate and future, *evil laughs*

[moderndaymadscientist]

Do you ever MUAHAHAHA?

Oh, all the time! In fact, a while ago I made a chart of the lab's staff, and their go-to laughs!

Dr. Odd (Me!): Obvious, the stereotypical "MUAHAHAHA!" Laugh. It just feels good, y'know? Especially on stormy nights!

Dr. Sinister: You totally wouldn't expect it from a person like it, but she has this creepy "Kehehehe" laugh that I swear he has perfected with the intent of sending shivers down the spine of everyone in the vicinity.

Dr. Socket: Volt has this weird, crackly, "Kchchch" laugh. I swear it's because of the electricity, but he claims to have always had it.

Dr. Teufel: Honestly, I consider Fritz to have the best evil laugh of us all. You should see him in that torn, stained lab coat, giant insect or sentient plant draped over his shoulders, glasses gleaming and obscuring his eyes as he screams out this "AHAHAHAHA! MUAHEHAHA! HAHAHAHAHCKHCKCK!" laugh. Genuinely terrifying. 10/10.

Cobalt: Not actually a villain, but I had to include because his laugh is just so damn adorable! Xyr voice is already a perfect mix of buzzy and smooth, with such a sweet tone, but his laugh... Ah, I'm rambling again. A fitting laugh for a worthy nemesis!

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[altcvnningham]

glad to see people suffer in the tags and reblogs enjoying this post!! <3

"it was never personal" you were the first person bell saw as you brought them back from the brink of death on that airstrip, you saved them and made yourself the axis upon which their entire worldview rests, you place yourself in the centre of a life they never lived and you took whatever they had left and replaced it with yourself. "it was never personal" you clambered below ground among the waste and filth to cross the fucking berlin wall with them, slinking through abandoned tunnels and through dilapidated houses scrawled with graffiti left by war torn lovers, and muttered praise in their ear knowing it's the only true affection you'll ever give. "it was never personal" you took them with you to berlin, across sentry-lit rooftops. you took them with you to lubyanka, and hid in the dark with them. you took them to that clifftop, vast and serene, and chose that as the one place fit enough to put down your sick dog, maybe because you don't want anyone else to take them anywhere if it's not you holding the leash. "it was never personal" you named them. you named them. you named them.

[ibetonlosinghuskies]

how i feel seeing the same man that told me i was gonna drop comp sci the first semester, back in the same math class as me for year two 😊😊

[marzipanandminutiae]

in a rare moment of current events levity, Trump's attempt to declare that ~there are only two genders~ defines gender as the sex you are "at conception"

except

everyone's female at conception

fetuses that will become AMAB don't do that until a few weeks in

so by their own logic, all the conservative shitbags just declared themselves women

EDIT: yes I know the "conception" thing is to play into anti-choice "life begins at conception" ideas. but damnit, I have to live in this world, so I'm still going to chuckle at deeply misogynistic and transphobic men accidentally making themselves officially female. god knows we need the laughs where we can get them right now

[hellfire--cult]

Baring teeth is so fucking good, and I just know the moment they fuck THEY ARE GONNA FUCK FUCK 🥵

[katsinspats]

Tragic: Guy you based your entire villain backstory on doesn't even remember you