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transsexualgriffith · 11 months ago

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sometimes I think about how "dark lords evil house cat makes beren work in the fast food industry bcs he couldn’t catch three giant mice" and "tinúviel gives beren crash course in meowing" were very real plot points tolkien conjured up

#I love the tale of tinúviel my god it is so bad #beren in the furry costume? cmon didn't need to change that #evil cat overlord makes u work at mcdonalds this is just like the real world #melko cat girl #does anyone think about how there was that one version where they interrupted morgoth feeding man flesh to his ouppy #that's literally like hannibal #vëannë trying to explain how tinúviel walked through the woods once like “just like that time turin killed beleg”#it's soooo ridiculous #mine

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