#evianalopez

[ashwilde]

text | evie

ASHLEY: hey, beautiful. what're you up to?

[elenacrawford]

text || evie

ELENA: hey. i had a good time at our date.

ELENA: sorry i was so- awkward.

[thehivexoxo]

Who is a pair you'd like to see hook up?

I want to see the ex-flings hook up, honestly. The couples are all boring me already and half of them have been together for like... two minutes.

Marley & Caden, Stevie & Manuel, Mathias & Bellamy, Billie & Maxine.

And then those who really I think just need a good screw session.

Ross & Aaron, Eviana & Finn, Mack & Skyler.

I’m sure you all are more exciting then what you’re allowing yourselves to be.

@marleyrosey @cmstjames @thestevieevans @themannylopez @mathiaslynn @bellsrose @billiempierce @mad--max @rossberryx @aboutaaron @evianalopez @finnofhudson @thepuckermack @hazelskyet​

[thestevieevans]

@evianalopez​ continued from here.

Don’t tease me like that, beautiful. You’d know I would worship you like the queen you are.

[limasgossip]

same list, but all the ladies.

@lopezhq

@evianalopez

@hattiewilde

@alliepuck

@annabananalima

@lilyjanefabray

@xlquinnfabs

@heychandler

@billiepuckerman

@georgieofthejungle

@tinacclima

@clairestjames

@hopeandtruth

@mad--max

@msmercedesjones

@maisierose

@roseandprose

@jamielynnpierce

@monixberry

Same as usual. The Lopez girlies are hot, hot, hot and everyone else is so not, not, not!

[finnofhudson]

@evianalopez

[lawofsmythe]

fmk: eviana, santana, hattie

Oh, tough choices. But I suppose...

f- eviana -- I'll say same as she did earlier; she’s hot, so this wasn’t hard to answer.

m- hattie -- that's just how it works.

k- santana-- pretty sure she won't mind since I don't have the equipment she likes. But if she wanted a kiss, I'd do that.

@hattiewilde, @evianalopez, @lopezhq

[limafm]

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@mad--max

@evianalopez

[thehivexoxo]

any new couple predictions for the new year?

Hmm, let’s see. Are we talking official couple? Screwing around couple? Couples that I’m hoping get together? You know what, it’s my blog. I’ll answer this the way I want.

Frannie Fabray and Ashley Abrams, get your shit together.

Blaine Anderson and Tommy Chang, something about and they were roommates is just so utterly charming.

Stéphane Smythe and Eviana Lopez perhaps? They’ve always seemed quite close.

Sam Evans and Sebastian Smythe. Yummy.

Carter Fabray and Spencer Evans? For the baby’s sake more than likely but hey, what’s the harm? Both need some action.

@franfabs @ashbrams @blaineandersonhq @tommychanghq @lawofsmythe @evianalopez @saminlima @theonlysebastiansmythe @fabrayc @spencerevans

[thestevieevans]

Who is on your top three bed list in Lima?

Damn, uh okay. All hypothetical obviously since I probably won't bed any of them.

Aaron ( @aboutaaron )

Eviana ( @evianalopez )

Chandler ( @heychandler )

Also Ross gets that honorable mention ( @rossberryx )

[thehivexoxo]

who radiates top and bottom energy?

Based off the people in Lima that I get this energy off of, I'll go. I'm sure I can add more to this list later.

The tops:

Santana Lopez ( @lopezhq )

Stevie Evans ( @thestevieevans )

Rachel Berry ( @rberryinlima )

Chandler Pierce ( @heychandler )

Quinn Fabray ( @fairweatherfabray )

Dominic Ibarra ( @domibarra )

The bottoms:

Elena Crawford ( @elenacrawford )

Ryan St. James ( @ryrystjames )

Aaron Hummel ( @aboutaaron )

Billie Puckerman ( @billiepuckerman )

Finn Hudson ( @finnofhudson )

Emma Weston ( @emmaweston )

Those who can swing either way:

Jason Fabray ( @justjasonx )

Eviana Lopez ( @evianalopez )

Brody Weston ( @thebestweston )

[finnofhudson]

wed, bed, behead: stevie, brody, eviana

Let's see....

The only one I'd wed is Evie.

I'd bed both Evie and Brody I guess given the opportunity. So I guess that puts Brody here.

Which means, sorry Stevie--- beheaded for him. Which sucks because I wouldn't want to do that. I'd actually behead Brody first.

So uh, take from that what you will.

@evianalopez, @thestevieevans, @thebestweston

[thehivexoxo]

top 5 hottest bachelors and bachelorettes?

Oooh, me judging people on hotness? My favorite thing. These are in very specific order. 5 being the least hottest ( but still super hot because I could keep going ) and 1 being the absolute hottest.

Bachelors:

1. Ryan St. James - his hair is delicious, he's got a super caring face and I think he is probably amazing in bed.

2. Christian Meadows - take a look at him, need I say more? I’d ride him to Sunday.

3. Stevie Evans - the arms, the face, the voice. He's everything in a wet dream.

4. Sam Evans - Those lips are just so kissable, how can anyone not want to mack on him?

5. Stéphane Smythe - A lawyer, French and hot? Can't really beat that combination.

Bachelorettes:

1. Hattie Wilde - absolutely stunning and a firefighter. I'd let her carry me out of a burning building any day.

2. Reagan Hummel - gymnast, ballerina. That girl must be flexible and most people should want to try that out.

3. Santana Lopez - it's no secret that Santana Lopez is every girl's fantasy and I can't deny she's easily mine.

4. Eviana Lopez - much like her cousin the Lopez genes are very gracious.

5. Savannah Clarington - I have to have one sweet faced girl on here. Maybe if she ever gets over her broken heart she'd be dateable again. Until now though she's super nice to look at.

@ryrystjames @christianxmeadows @thestevieevans @thesamdalorian @lawofsmythe @hattiewilde @reaganhummel @lopezhq @evianalopez @savclarington​

[thehivexoxo]

I can’t believe that on all days, I get to tell a story about a birthday girl. Color me, so excited. @evianalopez​ this is for you.

Now there was this very beautiful girl named Eviana who worked as a Spanish teacher. And well, we all know the story of teachers. Their salary isn’t always the best. So she was spending the day trying to find something to add a bit more digits to the bank account. And that’s when she found a website that promised just that.

It was a simple task. Do a little strip, a little playing with herself for people who threw hundreds of dollars at her and she didn’t have to screw a single one of them. The only thing those paying customers could do was watch it all happen in front of their eyes.

So while she’s busy all professional teaching teenagers during the day, she’s off undressing for random strangers throughout the night. It’s good to know that when this obviously tanks your professional career you’ll still be able to live, right? I’m sure with more free time, the live shows will just be coming and so will the money.

Whatever works, right? Use all that money to treat yourself to something nice on your birthday, I’m sure your paying customers would love to see it.

[finnofhudson]

I want to play with you too, Finn. So let's see where your loyalties lie. Reagan, Eviana or Marley. Remember my rules, no self-sacrifice or I'll make this less than pretty.

How could I self sacrifice? Everyone finds out what I do one way or another; I’m not that smart.  Or they know that I'm just too dumb to even know what's going on with the people closest to me.

I'm sure you can figure out why I'm not even going to consider my sister Reagan; so that leaves Eviana or Marley....

...Marley.  My choice is Marley.

I’m sorry Marley.

@marleyrosey, @evianalopez, @reaganhummel

[thehivexoxo]

Who are some of the people who aren't hooking up but should be?

Everyone is just so horny today, huh? Let me see... let me see. I'll give my top list for hopeful hook ups very soon. You know anything is possible... and this time, nothing is in order.

@marleyrosey & @lawofsmythe - this isn't a shock since they're openly throwing hearteyes at each other in public, but I think that they need to at least make it slightly more physical.

@lopezhq & @elenacrawford - I know I said that Santana may go all black widow on her, but honestly I’d still pay to see it. Besides, I’m sure there is undoubtedly some tension between them.

@reaganhummel & @thebestweston - Once upon a time, Hummel and Weston were screwing around in private, and while they thought they were being sneaky... not everyone is as oblivious as they would have hoped. Now that they’re working together maybe all that tension will get too much for them and they’ll need to let it out.

@mathiaslynn & @justjasonx - If anyone was in school with them, they knew that hearteyes were simply thrown back and forth at each other, and to be honest we all were a sucker for the football player and cheerleader cliché. Much to my sadness nothing ever happened between the two of them, but now they’re both older and much hotter and anything can happen. 

@ryrystjames & @mad--max - Okay, it’s super gross to get your sister’s sloppy seconds but if I’m being on Maxine is just the more interesting of the Hummel girls and Ryan seems to just like her a little bit more. 

@thestevieevans & @evianalopez - The fact they haven’t yet is utterly a crime. We can see that tension miles away.

@justjasonx & @thestevieevans - Both of them on this list twice and for what? We know that Stevie is way too obsessed with Aaron but c’mon, you mean to tell me there was nothing between them?

@aboutaaron & @rossberryx - Ross needs to lose his virginity and Aaron is nothing but a sweetheart. It’d make the moment just oh so perfect, yeah?

@msmercedesjones & @domibarra - Maybe if we’re lucky they’ll make a sex tape. Now that would be hot.

That’s all you get for now. Maybe I’ll have some more later.