#everywriterever

[dutifullyloudmilkshake]

I feel a little bit called out.

[embersburning]

#everywriterever

me, a writer: okay brain, how does the story end?

my brain: hm? oh, it all works out :)

me: oh cool, care to elaborate?

my brain: mm, no. just know that it all works out and move on

me: okay, but the readers don't know you like i do, so we kinda have to write it down, y'know?

my brain: haha, "write it down" you're so funny. srsly tho, what comes after the ending is SO COOL. so write that down, ppl will love it

me: the sequel? yeah i know, i helped you come up with that, but part one needs an ending first

my brain:

me: Yes....you know I want an ending which means you're going to have to come up with one, right? like, you literally work for me you have to do this

my brain: nooo haha you're so sexy tho

me: ... I'm putting my foot down. we will stare at this document until you break

my brain: *goes on strike*