#everytime i convince myself that the world isn't conspiring against me to make me think sex is Actually A Good Time
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guys just learned that a bruised cervix is A Thing
#no one:#me: *whips out a ruler b4 i have lose my virginity to make sure its 6 inches or less cuz i don't want a bruised cervix*#everytime i convince myself that the world isn't conspiring against me to make me think sex is Actually A Good Time#i learn about some secrect nth thing that's like a gotcha moment#like oh its so fun but also if u don't pee imediately after u get a uti#or it feels good but like it hurts the first time also surpise!! blood#and now these bruised cervix thing#chat am i cooked#its lookin like imma remain a sad lonely virgin forever
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