#everytime he randomly falls asleep when im talking i feel like crying and fucking stupid and idiotic and annoying and like why did i ever
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grossillygirl · 21 days ago
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i feel stupid and gullible and annoying and rejected and pathetic and silly and like a big inconvenience
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rosyerim · 6 years ago
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nct 127 as your best friend
taeil
is literally a grandmother
you’re the person he goes to everytime he doesn't understand something slang wise
“y/n,,,mark called me the goat,,,is that good or bad?”
“today jisung called me a bro but i’m not his actual brother, should i tell him?”
also needs you to explain memes to him
“johnny just sent me a picture of a trashcan and said mood should i be concerned?”
“why do you keep sending me kermit pictures, i do not get it”
but he’s the cutest bean alive
hugs you all the time!! hello hug, goodbye hug, i appreciate you hug, all the hugs!!
has the voice of an actual angel
he gets super shy when you ask him to sing but will belt out whatever song you want
also plays the guitar whenever you visit him at the dorms or at practice & attempts to each you
he encourages you to sing with him, whether you can or not not doesn’t matter, he likes it when you two are screeching the lyrics to your favourite song together
loves eating your food, even if you can’t cook, he appreciates it!!
scolds you if you don’t do your homework or leave dishes in the sink, he is a lil granny hehe
johnny
you call him beanstalk so he calls you jack, even if you’re a girl he doens’t care lol, together you’re jack and the beanstalk
sends you memes throughout the day when he has time, he just feels like you have to see them or else he’ll combust
he always messes up your hair whenever you say horton hears a who
makes you tune in to nct night night everynight & will literally quiz you on what he was talking with jaehyun about
always giggles when you hype up his singing voice and dancing
he did’t spend all that time in the dungeon for nothing
whenever you two go out and get separated you just shout “oh daddy” and he’ll find you
almost died laughing when you worse his shoes before, he’s literally bigfoot
has the ugliest photos of you on his phone but he says they make him feel better about himself
but then you just send him his predebut pics and he shuts up real quick lmao
never ask his opinion on your outfit unless you want him to just
*inhale* johNNYS FASHION EVALUATION *exhale*
3am meme wars
literally kills you with his pun, doesn’t matter where you are
johnny, holding up a pie: “hey y/n you’re such a cutie pie!”
johnny, with a bag of candy: “these may be sweet but you’re even sweeter!”
johnny;"if you were a booger i’d pick you first”
johnny; “h-” “say another word johnny seo and i would fucking cut you”
you’re highkey done with him but you don’t know what you do without him
and vice versa <3
taeyong
sometimes you want to smack him because he keeps overworking himself!! & you want him to rest!!! but he doesn’t listen
 so most of the time when he has a day off you just go over to the dorms with takeaway and spend the day watching that anime he hasn’t shut up about
but he loves how much you take care of him (he won’t admit it tho)
he usually comes to you if he has a problem or just needs to rant & you listen every time!!
he loves when you send him random pictures of dogs you see because he misses his own dog ruby
he laughs so hard when you attempt to rap his parts in songs, esp in chain like,,,im convinced taeyong has gills because of how fast he raps
calls you randomly in the middle of the day just because he wants to hear your voice (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
cutest little man alive, if you’re happy he’s happy, always giggles at your puns even if they’re bad
also brings you with him when he gets a piercing, so he can squeeze your hand 
pouts when you say any member is better looking than him as a joke
“but i’m the center,,,(ಥ﹏ಥ)“ then he brings out the puppy dog eyes so ofc you take it back
he’s also super caring towards you and will fight anybody who makes you sad
yuta
sassiest man alive & will roast tf out of you
but its okay you roast him back so your entire friendship is just insulting each other
but nobody else can insult you, otherwise yuta gets angry >:[ & vice versa
judges you when you wear his jumpers because only he can make it look good
makes you watch anime with him but without the subtitles & unless you speak japanese, you’re going to be bored for ages
tries out shitty pick up lines on you they’re for winwin
all the members aid yuta is like a hot pouch so he lets you cling to him during winter or when it’s cold because he doesn’t want his bestie getting a cold smh
then’d he have to take care of you rip
comes whining to you everytime winwin rejects him but also wont accept your love???
teaches you little phrases in japanese and dies when you repeat them but butcher them 
also asks for your opinion on his outfits & piercings
“y/n should i go with the cross earrings or hoop?”
“neither you’re too ugly”
“not as ugly as you”
you two fight like cat and dog but deep down he’s a total softie for you aw
doyoung
another sassy man but only roasts you if he feels you’re being annoying
whenever you’re sad tho, doyoung makes you your favourite meal & mAYHaps you cried at how thoughtful he is
treats you like you’re his little brother
he pushes you off the couch because he find’s your reaction funny rip
but whenever he goes away on tour he always comes back with hella souvenirs just for you
doesn’t let you near jeno because “you’ll taint him!!” but he gives jeno your number as an emergency contact???
he’ll randomly text you that he’s coming over then show up two seconds later & you two end up blasting bazzi all day while he bitches to you about the other members lol
when you cook, even if you’re good or bad, he’ll always be hovering over your shoulder and telling you that you’re doing something wrong, jokingly
then he’ll eat up the whole dish & tell you it was horrible #justdoyoungthings
judges you silently whenever you bring up an ex he never liked but still lends you his shoulder to cry on if you get upset
if you ever call him sad he’ll be over to yours in about 5 seconds with your favourite snack and let you pick movies for you two to watch
sends you random clips of him singing during the day & gets all bashful when you say you love his voice
you got him a toy bunny for his birthday and despite him saying he hates it, he brings it with him whenever he goes on tour & sleeps w it :’)
jaehyun
marine boy
glares at you every time you call him jeffery
you always ask him wtf is his skincare routine but he just laughs & says “perish :)”
sings you to sleep with his voice actually from HEAVEN because you called him when you had a bad dream & he’s hella smug because you trust him that much(▰˘◡˘▰)
doesn’t get annoyed when you poke his dimple, he’s find its cute how you find it cute which you find cute and you’re both just C U T E
encourages you to tune in to nct night night but will highkey be sad if you don’t 
you two always stay up super late talking to each other on the phone because his voice is so soothing and he thinks the same about you until one of you end up falling asleep like (´﹃`)
he has so many screenshots of you fast asleep on facetime and he sets the funniest one as his lockscreen, so when hes away he can look at it & remember you’re there for him (⺣◡⺣)♡
lets you borrow his jumpers but only if you really need it like he’s not giving you his tommy hilfiger jacket unless you forgot your own jacket and its -374873 degrees outside lol
also p cuddly with you since he’s so comfortable around you
like you’d just be chilling at the dorms and he’ll lay his head down on your lap & you’ll start running your hand through his hair as he dozes off
or when you two go out to eat he’ll loop his arm your shoulders whilst you walk & wouldn’t even bat an eyelid
you two get mistaken for a couple so much you end up just shrugging it off because lol their opinion doesn’t matter
your friendship is important to each other all thats all that really matters
winwin
only likes getting dotted on by you
when the other members yuta smother him with love hes just ( ¬_¬)
but when you do, he’s like (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
he attempts to teach you his wushu skills and his cool flexible tricks but you just end up dislocating something lol
he ends up switching to chinese whenever he rants to you & unless you speak chinese you’re basically listening to an angry winwin for about 20 mins
but so long as he gets it off his chest you don’t mind :))
do not let the boy near a kitchen he will literally set it on fire
for your birthday he tried making moon cakes but ended up burning his hand (つ﹏<。)
but you still appreciated the thought & he bought you take away 
he gets a bit down sometimes because of how little lines he has & sometimes he thinks he’s voice isnt that good but you reassure him every time that his voice!!is amazing!!! sm just need to get their shit together sm more like smh
he loves it when you speak to him in chinese, it makes him feel so at home awe
likes to fall asleep on you because you’re the most comfortable thing to him
doesn’t matter where or when because to him
your lap= free real estate
you two also get mistaken for a couple sometimes but winwin just nods hugs you close to prove his point & you two always die from laughter afterwards
he always listens to you though so whenver winwin is moody, taeyong calls you to give out to him so he goes from (-`д´-) to ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ real quick
winwin loves you & you love him too
jungwoo
softest boy 
whenever you meet up with him you don’t say hi, you just do his part from boss then he walks away from you lol
you always encourage him to speak up, esp. when he’s with a bunch of people
since he has a habit of copying what people say you say the most complicated words in english
“superkajafrjalisticaxosjdapefwfnls”
“super fuck off y/n”
your entire friendship consists of either eating at your place or eating out at some random all you can eat buffet
super supportive of you even when you do stupid things, you look over at him and hes just d( ̄▽ ̄o) “you do you y/n”
sends you selfies of him so you can fawn over his beauty & tell him which pose suits him best
claps like a seal whenever you say something funny but gets pouty when you make fun of it
super affectionate with you & glares at anybody who comments on it, like jungwoo just wants to be close with his bestie, is that wrong?
is lowkey protective of you like if he thinks lucas is tryna make a move, jungwoo will swoop tf in and whisk you away to the safety of his room
you two end up cuddle under the blankets watching his favorite movie & he ends up dozing off
does aegyo whenever you get mad at him so you can’t really stay mad, he’s just too cute
mark
always goes to your first whenever he writes a rap because he values your opinion a lot & you’re honest with him
lots of inside jokes which just consists of you two giggling to each other randomly
needs you to tell him to take a break because of how much he works
if he doesn’t listen you threaten to feed him sour candy
but you’re super duper proud of your canadian bestie, when he preforms on stage you’re deadass in the crowd like
“thats my bEST FRIEND!!!(´⌣`ʃƪ)“
pouts when he tries to call you & you don’t pick up 
he wanted to tell you about the fluffy dog he saw a minute ago!!
but texts you nonetheless & you wake up to 36 messages describing the texture of the dogs fur and how it barked
but you loved how weird mark was, the weirder he was the more comfortable he was and it was just so cute
doesn't care if you steal his jumpers, he has about 300 but will not let you touch his caps, they are his prized possessions 
he doesn’t even try roast you because of how many memes of him you can send back 
you always tell him how much you miss his ramen hair 
he laughs at anything so you could literally cough and he’d cry from laughing but thats what makes him so endearing
you call him seagull boy to annoy him & it works lol
gets shy when you watch his dance at practice & ends up making mistakes but nobody is mad about it hehe
you also refer to him as long ass ride boy or sing sang sung boy 
he threatens to block you irl 
tries to teach you how to play guitar but you end up purposefully messing it up and he cringes so badly lol
but mark is your best friend and nothing will change that
haechan
he is That Bitch
always comes to you first when he has tea on the members
“y/n bitCH, mArk actually flirted w winwin infront of me, i’m cancelling him smh”
random dance competitions at 4 in the morning are a must, he always ends up beating you (πーπ)
also snaps you selfies of him randomly because he wants you to hype him up
which you do obviously
also texts you almost everyday & keeps you updated on what hes doing
“i’m at a cafe w my hyungs tday!!”
“omg i have a shoot @5am​ i’m going to d i e”
“come over and make me ramen pesant”
buT he looooves when you baby him
before you leave the dorms after hanging out, he makes you tuck him in & give him a lil smooch on the forehead goodnight awee ( ˘ ³˘)
but would die if you ever told his hyungs s you swear not too plus it’s good blackmail for you hehe
you always say “ohmgod its michael jackson hehe” whenever you two meet up and homeboy loves it so he moonwalks over to you
he’ll randomly challenge you to singing competitions of who can hit the highest note haechan and whose voice will break first yours
also cuddles with you all the times, you’re his personal teddy bear & will snap back at the members if they try comment on it
“you’re just mad nobody will let you touch them mark”
the most savage best friend but only lets you baby him aw
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