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THE EUROPEAN TRIO PT2

micheal kaiser, itoshi sae x f!reader

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Living with these two weren't easy. 1, you usually have three to two arguments with eachother, and 2, you all have to fight off a wave of relationship and poly allegations.

But that doesn't mean you all dont talk to eachother.

This evening, everyone was chilling. Kaiser was staring at the ceiling without a thought in his mind. Sae was scrolling on his phone, probably on twitter and you were laying on the floor, watching TikTok.

While doomscrolling, you found across a Kaiser edit with a german audio, and since you're with the real deal, you asked him how feels about it.

"Yo, nazi guy. Theres another trash in my for you."

"Damn, i look good. I wish they'd stop using fuhrer as the audio though."

Sae looked up from the German word and went back to scrolling while you were there staring him. "Using what?"

"Fuhrer." He said again, looking at your dumbfounded reaction. "Fire?" "Fuh-RER."

"Oh,"

"You're not gonna pronounce it?"

"...no."

"Its fuhrer," Sae spoke up out of nowhere, joining in the conversation while still glued to the screen.

"See? At least he gets how to pronounce it, you try."

You flipped both of them off before trying to actually pronounce it yourself.

Kaiser laughed at each failed attempts. "Du bist erbärmlich darin!"

(You're pathetic at this!)

"Oh tais-toi, au moins mon pays n'a pas provoqué de guerre mondiale." You spat back.

(Oh shut up, at least my country didn't start a world war.)

"How come your accent changes so much when you speak French?" Sae asked, finally putting down his phone and looking at you.

"What? You think all french people have those 'qui qui croissant' accent when they speak english?" You said, mimicking the way people think they sound like.

"No estoy diciendo eso." He sighed, rubbing his head.

(I didn't say that.)

"All i heard was Encanto," "Isn't that a puerto-rican/Portuguese animation-" "BLAHBLAH."

The rest of the hours spent with the three of you trying to learn some bits of eachother's language.

"Ah so, A diferencia del japonés, no hay palabras formales ni informales?" You said, slowly saying each syllable. Your accent mixing in with the Spanish.

(Ah so, unlike Japanese, theres no formal and casual words?)

Sae nodded, clearly enjoyed that you learned some of his lessons.

"Boo, when are yall gonna speak german." Kaiser said, slumping in his seat. "German is hard to learn, all we know is Scheiße and Schwächling." Sae bit back.

(Fuck and Weakling)

"Most english words are derived from French, so i'm clearly the best. je suis incroyable." You said, throwing your hair back dramatically.

(Im amazing)

"Tendrás que enseñarnos palabras reales, Kaiser." You said, getting used to a bit more words.

"Je suis d'accord." Sae added.

(You're gonna have to teach us some real words, Kaiser.)

(I agree.)

Micheal looked at the two of you in disbelief. "What, did you two exchange nationalität or something?"

(nationality)

– Bonus 😋

You passed out on the floor with a pillow and blanket and you woke up with two men talking.

"Creo que el Mundial 11 muss die mitglieder wechseln.“ Sae said, drinking black coffee.

(🇪🇸/🇩🇪: I think World 11 will have to change members.)

"Nein, ich glaube es nicht, afterall, estamos aquí."

(🇩🇪/🇪🇸: No, i dont think so. Afterall, we're here.)

You, still having morning foggy brain and completely confused by their words and unaware it was both German and Spanish, you could only say seven words:

"Are you two doing a fucking ritual-"

TGLT: — @mmondiz .