#everything else asixe

[fandomchaosposts]

Oscar is signed for next year right?

[bunjywunjy]

I imagine you have the general build of Ron Swanson, but everything else about you is like the polar opposite of him, asixe from his genuinely caring nature. Also you do not have a moustache, but maybe a beard. Maybe. Also you wear funky colourful glasses. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

aw! I don't have glasses but I do wear colorful shirts, and I would describe my general build as "powerful rectangle" so yeah everything else tracks. especially the breakfast obsession