#everyone thinks Vlad is a gold digger but in reality he’s a former millionaire who misses streak to the point of tears
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People seeing former playboy Bruce Wayne begin hanging around a young single dad clearly in poverty and giving him and job and his kids getting on the Wayne scholarship:
“You’re giving him a lot of financial power over you, aren’t you worried?”
Vlad, who made his first million at twenty five and has been stealing artifacts to fund several offshore accounts but can’t access the money without seeming suspicious and is using Bruce as a tool to his own gain, but is very theater kid coded:
“Oh you know how it is as a single father, I need to think of my kids. We’re just so grateful for Mister Wayne’s generosity.”
#everyone thinks Vlad is a gold digger but in reality he’s a former millionaire who misses streak to the point of tears#Vlad knows by this point Bruce isn’t trying to sugar baby him but it’s so much funnier to let the media assume#he just assumes Bruce is stupid and kind#Bruce thinks he’s being slick and conducting an investigation#danny phantom#vlad plasmius#danny fenton#vlad masters#dp x dc#dpxdc#gotham rogue vlad masters#bruce wayne x vlad masters#the batman 2004#batman
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