#everyone loved fiances taegi in that so

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"And I'm dead" for (If we can chose the pairing) Taegi, please? I'm missing you so much thank you ;;

As soon as I saw this one I had an idea omg

This is set in the same AU as i only have eyes for you because I love the taegi in that AU lots and have wanted to get more into their story forever. 

Taegi, 100, “And I’m dead.”

(873 words super fluffy, kindergarten teacher!Taehyung, super-powers) 

Yoongi has come to terms with the fact that it is very crucial he make his death as over-dramatic as possible when he’s shot in the chest with an imaginary fireball. 

It requires lots of spluttering, clawing at his torso, falling to knees and some words of vengeance that will never be fulfilled because his opponents are a bunch of kindergarten students and Yoongi, well, the way they giggle and cheer when they collectively manage to take him down is kind of adorable. 

Of course, in these games, he is always the super villain. Here to kidnap their Prince Taehyungie right out from under their noses. It’s been routine for a few months now, that when Yoongi comes to visit Taehyung at the kindergarten, he will be forced to battle the kids for the right to see his fiancé. 

For these visits, he’s taken to wearing things with a little bit of give, so that when he crashes to the ground his clothes don’t tear. He’s ruined way too many pairs of jeans for the sake of pleasing these children and yeah, okay, maybe he’s soft for them, but clothes are expensive and he has some limits. 

Today he’s here for lunch, had to set the take-out he’d brought aside before coming in through the gate. God knows what the little shits might do if they get their tiny little hands on his food. Taehyung loves them almost as much (if not just as much) as he loves Yoongi so he’ll make some excuse for them but Yoongi’s fondness only stretches so far and he’s paid thirty thousand won for said lunch. 

There will be tears and Taehyung has made a point of saying countless times that he doesn’t like seeing Yoongi cry. 

Yoongi finishes a particularly loud death gurgle and collapses to the ground, rolling onto his back as half a dozen children rush towards him. They pounce on him, like little tiny hyenas. A little girl thumps down on his chest and knocks the air straight out of him. 

‘And I’m dead,’ Yoongi wheezes. The girl on top of him giggles and Yoongi grins up at her despite the fact he’s seriously concerned about whether his ribs are still intact. 

And okay, maybe he should’ve established some rules in the game, because before he knows it, the girl is off his chest and he’s being lifted off the ground by one of Taehyung’s kids. Wonbong, a five year old, obsessed with Hoseok of all people and one of the kids that actually does have superpowers. He’s lugged over to the sand box and dumped into it rather unceremoniously. Before he can stand up and escape there’s little hands scooping sand and shovelling it on top of him. 

‘Hey,’ Yoongi says, trying to get up but Wongbon pushes him back down again. Jesus, the kid can’t even be three feet and he’s probably strong enough to lift a bloody car over his head. Yoongi huffs as more sand is shovelled on top of him. ‘What are you guys doing?’

‘Burying you, ahjussi.’ 

Yoongi groans, he really should’ve figured. The endearing quality of the kids is steadily decreasing as the seconds tick on and when one of the kids dumps sand on his fucking face his patience disappears altogether.

‘Taehyung!’ he calls out. Sand gets into his mouth and he splutters. ‘Jesus, shit, Taehyung!’

Several of the children gasp, pointing chubby accusing fingers in Yoongi’s direction. 

‘That’s a bad word!’

‘A swear.’ 

‘I’m gonna tell!’ 

It’s at that moment that Yoongi hears laughter. He looks up, seeing Taehyung standing over them, grinning his box grin and honestly Yoongi doesn’t know how long he’s been standing there, but it is almost definitely far too long. 

‘Hi babe,’ Taehyung says. Worming through the kids, he leans down and plants a kiss on his cheek. The majority of the kids let out retching noises and Taehyung just laughs, eyes so incredibly fond Yoongi can’t help but melt a little bit just watching him.

He rubs his thumb along the silver band of his engagement ring, warmth flooding his chest. 

‘How about you guys go play on the jungle gym for a bit?’ Taehyung says. There’s some protest and he sighs, pulling a face. ‘I need to have a word with this villain here. Make sure he knows what will happen if he’s bad again.’ 

The kids stay stubbornly where they are. Taehyung sighs.

‘There may be more kisses involved.’ 

The kids scatter, screaming as they go. Yoongi pushes himself up to his elbows with a groan. 

‘You need to get Namjoon in,’ Yoongi says. ‘Get him to talk to the super-powered babies about using super-powers on normal people.’ 

‘They’re not babies,’ Taehyung says, dusting the sand off Yoongi’s front. ‘And I’ve talked to Wongbon. He knows not to use his powers on the other kids.’

‘And me?’

‘Well you’re a super villain, babe,’ Taehyung says. ‘Different rules entirely.’ 

Yoongi grumbles, decides against lightly punching Taehyung in the shoulder for fear of the consequences of harming dear Prince Taehyungie. 

‘You’re lucky I love you.’ 

‘Yeah yeah,’ Taehyung says kissing Yoongi’s forehead this time and ignoring the jeers from the playground. ‘You’re so scary.’