#everyone is home and safe and sound and its all gonna be ok

[todayisafridaynight]

psst for my stream regulars

How does the idea of me starting streams at like 1:30PM (EST) sound. i’ll still plan to run them to like 5:00PM (EST) but now its more definite it’ll actually end then opposed to accidentally going on until like. 7:30PM (EST)

Also im on mobile so i cant make a poll so you gotta let me know through like a comment or somethin ok ty

[m3lin03]

Razor's Grip - part one

Hi there! This is an idea I had for a while, it's still very vague, but i hope you enjoy it. The title is not that much related to the card, I just thought it fits the story. It isn't really proofread. Enjoy!

*reupload

✨Reader x Sylus Qin, non-mc!reader, mc, the twins, Philip, and other minor characters

✨word count: 1252

✨warnings: abduction, blood, fighting, stalking, curse words

✨other parts: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A rusty taste played on your tongue, shivers down the spine in the now cold air. The sweat of struggling against your restraints proved to be an enemy in itself as skin burned where the ropes eat at your wrists, and you were trembling.

A hand grabbed your arm tugging forward. You would've fought, but there was not a drop of energy left. So you just followed silently.

The sound of a door opening reached your ears before warmth hugged you form. Without any preparations the sack over your head is pulled off, yanking a few strands of hair and blinding light surrounds you.

How you got in this situation? No clue.

The day started just like any other.

Alarm. Snooze. Alarm. Snooze. Alarm.

‘Oh god, I'm gonna be so fucking late’, mumbled under your breath as you jumped around trying to put on some pants and shoving a piece of bread in your mouth.

Rushing on the street to catch the last bus that could take you in time to college. Miraculously ending up being just in time, entering the first course of the day.

The first weird occurrence was a bird - a crow, more specifically sitting on a branch when you were eating lunch. Not moving, not making any sound - just looking at you. Not hungry anymore, sipping coffee, you decided to throw some crumbs. Usually crows jump to get them. This one? Looked at them almost confused.

Weird, but ok.

Then the last course was cancelled. It wasn't unheard of, although the professor teaching that class was painfully serious about what he was teaching. You took over the years in Linkon University many courses with him, never did he cancel or show up late.

Everyone has a bad day, right?

You were running low on dish soap and… like everything in your fridge.

Walking down the street, something was off. At first you thought that lack of sleep made you paranoid. After all, projects over projects, sleepless nights must leave their mark at some point. So, you just tried to ignore the ringing alarm of danger in the back of your mind.

A glimpse of something familiar made you stop dead in your tracks - a crow. Specifically, the same crow from lunch. On a balcony, preening its feathers. The red shining of its eyes felt like an omen. For what? You didn't really know.

You just walked faster to the seven eleven on your block. Best is to get it over with, get home, eat, then maybe sleep.

The store was empty besides the middle aged lady staring bored in her phone.

The bell at the door rang once, then twice. Silence.

Weird.

Wandering around the aisles you could hear footsteps around you, but whenever you looked around no-one was there. You got your keys in your hand and continued placing things in your cart.

Getting to the soaps aisle you feel the happiness of a college student with not much left in your pocket until the end of the month - promotion. One last bottle of dish soap, that could last you three months, that had a promotion. You go to grab it only to see on the other side a silhouette.

A man in black clothes right in front of you. Just staying there.

Spooked was an understatement.

You have never checked out so fast, only to hurry to your apartment hoping whatever this was, it was going to be done once you were safe inside.

Oh, well, you were wrong.

Staying in front of your door were two men in black attire, with weird masks on their faces.

‘what the fuck’

‘Hi there! We don't want to scare you-’, said one of them while the other continued his sentence.

‘But we want you to come with us!’

The keys in your hands felt easier than ever, your body was buzzing in adrenaline, ready to pounce if they came any closer.

‘What do you want?’

‘We don't want to hurt you, but we need you to come with us’

‘Peacefully’, added the other.

‘Yeah, sure’, you said, throwing your groceries at them just to run down the stairs for your life. Jumping down two stairs at once, felt too slow when their steps could be heard closer and closer, but breaking your leg wasn't going to get you any safety.

Getting at the front door of your complex you hit it full force, opening it, only to fall down the front stairs.

Flashing pain went through your hand and knee, but tried to get up.

Useless, as two pairs of hands grabbed you then pulled you to a black van.

‘Did she hit her knee badly? Boss said to bring her back in good shape…’

‘It doesn't look bad, just a scratch. If she would've listened, it wouldn't have happened-’

‘GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!’, you yelled trying to break free, but it was futile. They didn't look buff, but surely they were more powerful than you. Struggling when they were trying to tie your amkles got you the opportunity to kick one with your foot. You tried to get up and ended up head butting the other which didn't win you anything besides a headache and something warm slowly flowing on your face.

‘Luke, just- Goddamnit! She just busted her forehead!’

‘Boss will NOT be pleased’

‘We tried ok?! Now tie her ankles, I tie her hands!’

‘LET ME GO!’

‘Lady please stop struggling, you will hurt yourself more than us, we really mean no evil’

‘Yeah, we are just doing our job.’

Being tied up left you no other option but to yell your lungs out hoping that, maybe, someone at a red light will hear your screams. It was short lived as the sack on your head made it hard to breathe.

After an hour of yelling and cursing and crying and struggling against your restraints, you just settled on laying down.

Now, in the well lit room two new people looked at you.

One was an old guy who was looking confused and quite concerned at you. He was wearing clothes that resembled those of a mechanic. The tablet in his hands had multiple diagrams on it that you almost could read if you wanted, but you didn't. You were pissed.

Then, there was a second one sitting in a chair and playing with a knife. Leather jacket, leather pants, gray - no, white hair and blood colored eyes. Eyes analyzing your forehead where there was a small open wound where your head hit one of the guy's mask, the blood and tears leaking down your face, your disheveled state. His attention moved to your abductors, the glint in his eyes changing into something sharper.

‘I thought I mentioned that she should be brought here in a well state’, his deep voice stated.

‘She did it herself!’

‘Are you implying that you found her like this?’, he said calmly while raising a brow.

Silence fell over the room as another burst of anger bloomed in your chest like a fire.

The white haired man was surely beautiful. He was tall and had a muscular body, but in your anger you really couldn't care less.

‘What do y’all want?’, you hear your hoarse voice and it sounds nothing like you.

The old man looks even more concerned hearing your voice. He stays in one place as if he was frozen, while the other says:

‘I want you to work for me.’

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@m00njinnie @allura-miss @phisen @96jnie @blue-serendipity

*This the reupload from my old account, this is where all the parts that are next will be posted. Thank you!*

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Hey man..

Coming back cause idk your my go too person for comfort rn you just make me feel safe... I really hope your okay with this if not feel free to ignore it

Ik theres prob gonna be some people who know who I am saying this but I've been trying to hype myself up over the possible speculations about a MW4 even if its prob gonna be shit... but idk someone elses take on it sorta crushed my hope.

My mental health is like... on a steady decline rn. I haven't felt like this in forever and its really disheartening bc I came so far from my mental health only to be going straight back down.

Ngl I'm scared for my future. The one job I want.. idk what i'll do if i can't get that. I'm really scared. Schools almost over. Idk what I'm going to do.

Just,... thank you for writing. They help me a lot. Idk if this sounds weird but u mean a lot to me. Thank you for being you. I'm prob gonna have a cry, drink and sleep. Or try too.

<3

I've been sitting on this a while, bud. I hope you're ok. I wasn't sure what to say, or how to help. I guess I can only tell you that if you keep putting one foot in front of the other, eventually the tunnel ends. It does.

I became a teacher because I got to the end of university and panicked. I knew I'd die in an office. But I'd spent so much of my time as a young person just surviving that I hadn't really considered the "long game". There was no plan beyond: what immediately next? But also, I have friends restarting their lives right now following divorce, I have friends starting their second career, friends who are still at home mid-thirties. Don't think you have to achieve right now. That job might be yours in five years time, even if not right now.

Also, I say this with all love, spread your passions out a bit. Find other things you love and then the impact of one franchise, fandom or hobby won't be too heavy if it crashes. Stepping on a single Lego piece hurts far fucking more than a whole pile. If that makes sense. MW4 may suck scrote, but that doesn't mean the stories, the characters, or anything, are gone. Just means they're ours now. Price is doomed by the narrative, mate. He's the kind of character who will lose everything and everyone. But! We can give him them all back in fandom.

[luimagines]

I HAVE AN UNFINISHED STORY THING THAT I WANT TO SHARE!!!!!!!

(I haven’t worked out all the details yet so I’m just gonna give you the gist of it.)

The Chain are settled for the evening and hear screams in the forest and go investigate… there they find a pregnant reader (at least 6 months) about to be attacked by the shadow and its monsters. The Chain defeat the monsters and the shadow retreats. They patch up reader and try to ask questions as to why she was attacked. They don’t get much out of her, all reader can really say is-

“None of the townsfolk like me, but I don’t think anyone would want me dead.”

The Chain is wary of the situation but promise to protect reader for the night and escort her back home in the morning. Eventually during a very tasty dinner, the baby kicks and reader goes-

“You like it too, Link?”

While gazing lovingly at her belly and rubbing the spot where the baby kicked. The entire Chain immediately freeze. Time and Wars eventually snap out of the shock and start to ask questions.

“Your baby’s name is Link?”

���Yes.”

“Is he named after the father?”

Reader scoffs. “No. I don’t wish my child to have anything in common with that bastard.”

“What made you want to name him Link?”

“It came to me in a dream.”

“How do you know it’s a boy?”

Reader gets a bit sheepish. “Well… I don’t. But in my dreams I always see a boy. However, I do have a name in case he turns out to be a she. Lana. Pretty, right?”

(Cue Wars getting PTSD flashbacks. MOVING ON!!!)

Similar questions continue until reader gets fed up and is like-

“Ok, what’s going on? Why are you all so interested in me and my child?”

The Chain just looks among each other as they’re unsure of what to tell reader as they’ve just met and she’s already been attacked tonight so her mental state probably isn’t the best. Legend just goes-

“Are you positive you’ve never seen the shadow or anything like it before?”

Reader hesitates for a moment before answering. The Chain notices and pushes her on it. They eventually convince her to tell them.

“Well… not all the dreams I have about my child are good. Actually, most of them are terrible nightmares.”

“Can you tell us what happens in these nightmares?”

Reader sighs. “Truthfully, it’s just one repeating nightmare. I wake up in what appears to be a castle or something similar and I’m covered in blood. I hear a baby crying and I rush to the sound as fast as I can, I end up in a circular room and on the other side of it… there’s a black figure with red eyes holding my sleeping baby and grinning at me. Before I can get close to my baby, a horrible stabbing pain rips through my chest… and then I wake up.”

So yeah, the Chain realize that reader is carrying this era’s hero of courage. They decide to take reader with them to keep her and the baby safe from the shadow. It’s a big adjustment for everyone involved… The Chain have to learn how to continue their adventure with a pregnant lady they have to care for while reader has to learn how to maneuver life traveling with all these men on a dangerous journey.

Probable questions with answers.

Q. Why don’t the townsfolk like reader?

A. Because she got pregnant with the Mayor’s son’s child… out of wedlock.

Q. Why did they ask if the baby was named after the father?

A. They were hoping that the hero of that era was already an adult and had finished his adventure so the baby was in no danger of carrying the fate attached to their shared name.

Q. Why does reader hate the father?

A. Because they got trapped in a huge snowstorm together and had no choice but to use “survival 101” to survive… He pressured her into doing the dirty. When she told him she was with child, he wanted nothing to do with her or the baby. He told everyone she was a harlot and had practically forced herself on him to save his reputation. Since he was the mayor’s son and well liked while she was just a simple huntress who kept to herself… everyone believed him.

Q. Why does reader have these dreams?

A. They’re warnings. Something or someone is trying to tell her of the dangerous future that lays before her.

Q. Is this a platonic story or a romantic one?

A. Um… I actually don’t know. The story has shifted between the two a few times since its creation. Romance is a bit weird in this context as reader is the mother of this era’s hero but there is absolutely no blood relation to any of the other heroes (bombastic side eye to Time and Twilight.) so it is still possible. However, the romance route the story takes is mostly with Warriors whenever it does shift that way. I’m not sure why, but that’s just how it flows.

That’s it! At least for now. Any thoughts or comments? Anything you’d like to add? Any ideas you’d like to share?I really adore your writing so anything you have to say would be greatly welcomed!!! Any and all feedback is appreciated. 😊

OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!

CONSIDER ME HYPED!!!

I feel like I should have a lot to say but there's so much potential that I'm sure what's the direction you want to take it.

I know that it's not necessarily said in the Zelda universe, but what if Reader was a descendant of Sky and related to the "royal family". Not the mayor's family. Reader can easily be from a kingdom outside of Hyrule. But like a long lost cousin twice removed or something to the Queen of Hyrule. That way the dreams would be less like warning and more on the prophetic dream thing.

Whether Sky delves into this, of it becomes tied into Reader's relationship with the official royal family of Family can be talked about later.

I also wanted to say that romance isn't inherently a bad thing to add. If it's leaning towards Warrior whenever it comes into the mix, then I say lean into it. Granted, I'm a sucker for romance and I know it's not needed for a good story. But if the dynamic between the character lends itself naturally to it, then let the characters lead. :)

I would give more notes but I would need to know more with where you're going with it. (Thank you for the Q and A at the end. I loved it. It helped a lot. XD)

[diceqi]

My analysis on lostshipping in "Land of Lost Things"! (DR EP16)

Hi, don't mind me yapping about Cole x Geo. I've been REALLY obsessed with them lately. I'm going to be analyzing the episode they were introduced in and providing a few theories about how cole and geo's relationship could (realistically) turn out. (I don't want to be too hopeful😭😭🙏)

This is gonna be a long one, so be prepared. (sorry if it's too long and if there's any grammar or spelling mistakes. I'm writing this at 1 AM😭)

ANALYSIS:

The first thing you see when Cole is introduced in DR is him being a rock monster. This raises a few questions:

1. Why was he in his rock monster form?

2. How did get get that ability?

And my response/theory is:

1. The hoarder was out there while the kids were exploring, so Cole and Geo got worried and Cole and (not) Geo activated his rock monster ability to find and protect the kids. (I'm saying this bcs Cole and Geo basically held hands right before Nya n Sora arrived there 😭😭)

2. Maybe Cole and Geo were in a dire/life-threatening situation with the hoarder and Cole felt lost. Perhaps Geo held Cole's hand to comfort him during the situation which did something to cole.... Maybe deep down, Cole wanted to find balance in the situation and Geo was his "balance" because of how comforting he felt. So he felt like he needed Geo at that moment. Then, it led to Cole activating his ability :p

After Cole was introduced they established the concepts on how the LoLT(land of lost things) work (people and things who end up there were forgotten and stuff like that) and Cole says something along the lines of "You don't get a ton of news in the land of lost things" which makes me think that Cole had stayed in the LoLT for quite some time and that he hasn't been able to get information outside the LoLT.

It got me thinking that maybe Cole was so occupied with his newfound family (Geo, Bonzle, Fritz and Spitz) that he decided to live several years protecting his "family" and didn't think much about finding the ninjas... so he was just stuck there and couldn't do much about it, even if he could leave :( So maybe he decided to make the most out of it, like bonding with his family.

Later in the episode we see Geo being worried about the kids (basically acting like their dad) and smiling at Cole when he enters the noodle cup. JUST LOOK AT THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM IM CRYINNNF THEYRE SO CUTE!!! T_T

And the way they exchange dialogue is sweet. They sound like they care about each other, like the first thing Geo says to Cole is "Are you alright?" and Cole warmly reassures Geo that he's ok to calm him down. This suggests that Geo worries abt the people he cares about a lot! ^_^

Another thing is that Geo says that he'd distract the hoarder and tells Cole and the others to leave. Cole doesn't even retaliate or express his worries, which shows that he trusts Geo. Then shortly after, everyone is on a cliff and Nya asks "What about Geo?" In response, Cole proudly crosses his arms says, "Just watch."

This scene alone already shows how close and familiar he is with Geo. Cole is confident about Geo's abilities and knows that he can take care of himself. However, Geo expresses his worries when Cole is potentially in danger. (we'll talk more about this later)

After the Hoarder loses its hand, the gang looks at Geo's artworks and Cole proudly talks about Geo's abilities (with geo smiling at him in the bg).

When they reach home they find the dragon core, but just as Nya was about to take it, Cole refuses to let her take it because he knew it would but everyone (including his family) in danger since it was the thing keeping them safe from the hoarder.

What I found really interesting about this scene is that Cole went quiet when Nya suggested that they could all leave right after taking the dragon core. Geo had to speak up and tell Nya that Cole could leave but the finders couldn't. Maybe Cole didn't want to admit that he willingly stayed with the finders even though he had the option to leave, and Geo stepped in since Cole seemed uncomfortable? But that could be a stretch, lol.

Then Sora makes a plan, blah blah blah, but then we find out that Geo is a mix of Geckle and Munce and that nobody accepted him, which led him to being forgotten.

Then everyone gets attacked yadda yadda yadda, but then the dragon core gets stolen and Geo doesn't hesitate to attack and get the dragon core back. But Geo ends up falling off a drone but then he falls on a dragon Cole was riding. Then Cole's like "Fancy meeting you here!" which could be read as suble flirting (but then again, this could be a stretch)

Then there's a scene where Cole asks Geo to power him up, and Geo tries to tell Cole the truth about his ability but Cole was in a rush so they did the holding hands thingy (yay!) and the glow makes a heart shape :3

Ok so after Sora captures the imperium sewage cleaner thing Geo confesses to hiding the fact that his powers doesn't work on living things and that he wasn't actually powering Cole up.

This scene is my favorite because it shows Geo's vulnerable side :D It also shows that Geo can be unintentionally distrusful at times. I mean, given his past experience with people not accepting him + Geo being literally forgotten i think we could get why he would be scared of losing Cole. He was scared that the only person who accepted him for who he was and made him feel loved—unlike the geckle and munce—would leave.

And our favorite line from Cole spoken here is "But I do need you." which FEELS SO SPECIAL TO ME CUZ Geo, someone who was never accepted by either races, was an outcast and was unloved, ended up being told that he was NEEDED by the person who made him feel loved and cared for. It's the sweetest thing ever bro I honestly got emotional at that scene

And that's the end of my analysis!!! But wait, there's more!!!

Here is how I think their relationship will end up like:

1. I think they'd be pretty close, like "kissin the homes goodnight" kinda close.

2. They'll DEFINITELY KISS 567 TIMES

3. THEY WILL CONFESS THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AND MARRY EACH OTHER!!!!1! THEY WILL BE WEARING WEDDING DRESSES ARRRRRRRGHHHH

4. But fr tho if they do actually have romantic feelings for each other, I think the show would try to keep it low-key and not too obvious. Like they'd make Cole and Geo interact with each other in a caring way and the writers would throw suble hints or something :p Sorta like Cole x Vania but gay and more obvious idk HSJSBSH

5. Y'all I cant even continue this bcs I'm crying about how cute they are I think I'm gonna puke rainbows😭😭😭😭😭 anyways thanks for your time and have a wonderfully epic day. (also make sure to manifest cole x geo to be canon PLEASEEEE))

[abbyslev]

hi guys I WROTE THIS REALLY QUICK it’s been really hectic and like jjk’s been hitting really close to home and i just wanted to share this. sorry for any hearts broken (mine). i got my little drink next to me so prepare for more drunk angst lolzies:)))) been needing a real strong father figure in my life and it’s hard rn smfh

warnings: very very sad angst do not read if you’re fatherless bc it will send you into a spiral (me actually rn) i csnt think if anything else ok ily bye enjoy

Nanami had a quiet life. One where he went to his everyday office job, worked 9-5, went by the bakery and went home.

It was his quiet life up until Gojo left you on his front door step, leaving him with nothing but you and your backpack. Nanami was very angry, not with you of course. How could he ever be mad at a clueless kid?

“How old are you?” He sipped his coffee, peeking at you from the top of the rim.

“You can take me back to where i came from.” Was all you replied with.

So you were troubled. “I’m not going to do that. I spoke with Gojo, sounds like you were in a bad clan. Its not safe for you to go there, but i heard you don’t want to be like them.” “I don’t want to kill.” You mumbled. He felt that. He felt it so deeply, he didn’t want to see his friends dead on Shoko’s table, but that’s the reality.

After a moment of silence, you spoke up. “I’m 17.” You pushed at your food. “Why don’t you try some?” Nanami softly said. Gojo warned you he was a little strict and rough around the edges, but he had been nothing but nice to you. You ate slow bites, taking a sip of water here and there. He could tell you were tense. “I’m Nanami Kento. I guess you’re gonna stay with me for a while.”

-

“I landed that blow!” You high fived Nanami, running around in circles.

“A little too hard, don’t ya think?” Yuuji scratched his head. “That’s why i told you to keep focused, Itadori.” Nanami shook his head. “I just won me some good dinner, Itadori.” You fixed your skirt, smile beaming. “By almost killing me?” You help him up, rubbing the spot where you hit him. “Yup! I won me some good soup tonight.”

Nanami studied you closely. After days and days of talking, he figured out what you could do. Your technique was too good to go to waste, but he didn’t want to force you into something you didn’t want. So he joined back with you. He promised that as long as you were in there, he’d be by your side.

He never expected such a shy person like you to create so many friendships with everyone around you, especially Itadori. With your technique and his, you two were unstoppable. Nanami felt like a proud dad at that moment.

-

“Open it, open it!” You shove the box in his hands.

You wrapped the blanket around yourself tighter, smile growing by the second. It was christmas morning, and you had woken up Nanami way to early. You didn’t even sleep from the excitement. He lifted the top off the box, revealing a beach shirt. It was nice, thin fabric. A designer button up. “Thank you, this is beautiful.” He was a little confused as to why you got him a summer shirt in the middle of winter.

You slide an envelope from under your blanket. “This one too.” You grin widely. “What’s this?” Nanami’s brows furrowed. “Open it.” Your eyes are filled with excitement, glossed over. He opened the envelope in a swift move, eyes slowly reading the thick paper.

He looked up slowly, his usual bored look now gone. Replaced with joy and disbelief. “These are…tickets to Malaysia…” He broke into a smile. “Surprise!” You gave him a grin. For the first time since Nanami had met you, he pulled you into a hug. You felt his muscles grow tighter with every second, you could hear his heart beat with excitement.

“Everything’s all settled already. I got us two weeks off, hotel booked and reservations for fun things.” You whispered, patting his back. “Thank you.”

-

“In here!” You take Itadori’s hand, pulling him into the station.

You had lost Nanami, and you had been trying to find him. You can’t lose him, especially not in Shibuya. You two turned the corner before meeting some stairs. You could hear grunts and see blood splashing everywhere. You two ran down the steps, bumping into Itadori as he came to a halt. What you saw was just like your nightmare. Everything you wished never happened was happening and you couldn’t move.

Nanami’s body was half burned, worn out. His eyes looked tired, body beaten and bruised. His weapon was covered in blood, along with dead curses all around him. Mahito stood behind him, hand on his back.

“Nanami…” Itadori’s voice broke.

“Itadori…” Nanami turned around completely.

He gave you a half smile, meeting your eyes. You covered your mouth, Itadori’s grip around you arm becoming tighter. “You’ve got it from here.” He looked at Itadori before looking back down towards you. He felt so bad, having you see him all like this. You looked tired, sad, beaten, bruised, and scared. Never in his years has he seen you scared.

“I’ll see you in Malaysia, my sweet child.”

His body grew before exploding. One moment he was there, and now nothing but bloody body parts were flying everywhere. You stare at the empty spot, a deafening scream growing in your chest. You couldn’t get anything out, so you stood there, eyes full of tears, waiting for someone to kill you too. Waiting for someone to wake you up, someone to move you. Waiting for Nanami.

He woke you up. Every morning. He would come by your dorm if you misses morning classes. He ate breakfast with you in his office. He would rarely join you and the other students. He’d mentor you for hours and take you to get your favorite Udon noodles if you did good. Even if you didn’t, he’d still treat you. You had your childhood ripped away from you, and like he said, “It is not a sin to be a child.”

He really meant it. He meant every word he had ever said to you. He loved you like you were apart of him.

“We have to go.”

“But…Nanami…” You said as you pointed to the empty space.

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

guys. yall know what time it is. ep 7 (?) storm warnin the outsiders show everyone CHEER

why does this one sound like it was recorded in a cardboard box underwater

every time I get to see a scene where darrys cookin n ponys doin his homework I gain 10 years on my life

what are they SAYIN. they are MUMBLIN

darry sayin he's gonna pick up Steve n make him help finish the roof?? new development. somethin I have not considered before. but I'm here for it.

this ep is so QUIET. I can't hear SHIT.

'I sure hope he gets that roof done' 'he will. darrys a man of his word' AOUGH. he is. the way they view n talk about darry is so important to me actually

SCOUTS BACK

PONY SAYIN BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREASER??? pony what the hell are u goin on about.

STEVE N DARRY CONTENT YEAHHH!!! I actually love gettin to see darry interact with the other members of the gang.

two sellin the test answers for 15 bucks n then turnin around to pony n sayin they weren't worth a quarter. I love this boy.

darry sayin Mr curtis was anti war HELL YEAH

what the hell is up with Steve n this medal

pony what the hell is this speech. I love ya. but homie did NOT put his back into this at ALL.

someone tellin darry there's a twister n darry sayin he's 'ain't gonna lose this roof. he's stayin' darry I love ya. what are ya gonna do? fist fight the twister? go home.

two volunteerin pony to be his second in a fight while pony stands there like 🧍‍♂️ lookin scared

oh shit. that is a twister. actually. side note. I've been near where a twister touched down once or twice n them things are fuckin scary man. on another note. Steve n soda are 100% storm chasers.

speaking of. soda takin bucks spot in the poker game?? are they tryin to imply to me rn that soda is a good card player. cause I simply know that ain't true

also aw buck n his dog

darry sayin that ponys safe in school n then it immediately cuttin to pony gettin his ass handed to him

again so much Two n pony duo content. I love these kids. they're so silly.

oh SHIT. the window got blown in. haul ass OUTTA there KNUCKLEHEAD.

OH. My god. so much lore just. dropped. ok one. the medal was steves father this guy stole. n two. Steve just said 'some guys win medals for winning wars. other guys get em for rollin drunks' aough. good lord.

steve kinda scary actually. I love this boy. he's about to kill that man.

soda looks PRESSED. oh he is LOSIN. like BAD. continuin my soda is a terrible card player agenda

oh cool cool. another pitch black scene. what is happenin. they are just yellin

they set up randy becomin a hippie so we'll actually. like that feels like such a natural progression for his character

dog. if I might die n the last thing I had to listen to was a speech about Benjamin Franklin I'd loose my mind

is steves dad?? alive?? or around?? I can't tell also WHERE IS DARRY. wasn't this guys just said 'WASNT he' is steves dad dead??

oh. aough. good lord. Steves actor actually. makin me a lil ill. sick to my stomach. he's my baby. like. the way he talks about his dad. dear God.

DARRY. DO NOT GO BACK UP ON THAT FUCKIN ROOF. YOU STUPID KID.

STEVE HOLDIN ONTO DARRY I AM SICKKKK

actually know what? sodas a shit player. but a GREAT bluffer. he can lie like NO one's business actually. SODAAA YEAHH SODA ILY.

'THE NAMES NOT KID. ITS SODA. SODAPOP CURTIS.' THATS MY BOYYYYY

were seein so much of every character this ep!! absolutely havin the time of my life.

TWO BITS SPEECH. wait. is this about Elvis. absolutely enamored with two's obsession with Elvis. that's my son

two is such a mama's boy actually. I love that boy AOUGH. he is a PREFORMER. he's GREASY! he's charmin!! he's convincin!! he can talk anyone into anythin!! I love that boy actually. AOUGH

this is ep rapidly devolved into an anti war ep. n I am HERE for it. HELL yeah.

DAMN SODA WON 400 BUCKS IN THAT POKER GAME AND ANOTHER 300 IN TIPS

soda gettin the chance to be foolish n stupid n reckless n arrogant. I love that kid.

I really wish this show would have gotten renewed. like there was so much chance for there to be another poker ep.

the way the storm broke n all three curtis brothers got up individually n went I GOTTA go find my brothers NOW. AOUGH. they love each other so much.

steve sayin that his father was a hero once in his life. but that was a long time ago. OH. cool cool cool. yeah. alright.

darry is always throwing his arms around his brothers n pullin em in AOUGH

[callsigndreadfrost]

I've been saying for a while now that I'm gonna talk about Loke and Jelani during ye olden times (sorry that joke never gets old for me) and I keep putting it off. And you'll see why in a minute.

So to recap Loke and Jelani were both born and raised in a village in what is now known as Hammerfest within the Finnmark county of Norway. Their village wasn't the only one in that area though, there were several of them so to differentiate between them Oracle came to call that village Frozen Shores.

((I don't have an official name for it, I'm aware villages have names but I'm having a bitch of a time tracking down naming conventions for villages during this time. I'm aware some villages were named after the person who founded them so it would involve Leifr but I'm coming across conflicting information. So for now it stays Frozen Shores.))

Now, this village was among the biggest ones in that area because they tended to take in anyone that needed a home, either temporarily or permanently. Frozen Shores was known far and wide as a safe haven for anyone and everyone granted that they wouldn't cause harm to anyone. It may have started out as a berserker village but by the time of Leifr's death it was a bustling villange where many different species (I know how this sounds...but just go with it) comingled with the resident berserkers. This is how Frozen Shores and Leifr's family and descendants caught the eye of Oracle and its leader and a bond was formed between that family and Aleksey. Leifr and Aleksey shared a lot of ideals and at some point Leifr was even a part of Oracle, which was unknown to the family until way later. He just retired to settle down and have a family leaving Oracle in good terms though staying close.

Anyway, as with each village Frozen Shores had a leader, first was Leifr, then it went all the way down to Haakon, then it was Ingvarr and so on. These leaders are known as *jarls (chieftains).

((*This one little word has given me months--yes, literal months--of headaches. Look, Norsemen weren't the type to keep records or write shit down for future generations to study up on. Everything was passed down through spoken word...which, yeah, ok, mood...but also fuck y'all. So a giant portion of information we have on these societies, culture, the vikings, raiders, and people is through second hand accounts, translations that can contain either mistakes or biases or it's outright lost to the ages. So for the sake of my own sanity I will suspend reality and say that each of these villages were led by a jarl. According to some sources jarl is just the old Norse word for chieftain. However, in our entire history there was only one known jarl in Norway that pretty much answered to the king. Like I said, suspending reality, not only because it would make zero sense in how I've structured this world and setting for a village of mostly non-humans to answer to a king. Also if you haven't picked up on it I am not about giving any type of governing forces any flowers within Oracle. None. The only ones being Oracle itself, the Nyota royal family, and the jarls of Frozen Shores. That's it.))

ANYWAY, there was an unwritten rule that the jarls of Frozen Shores was always the eldest son or daughter and it remained like that for a long time. However, when it came to Loke he was conflicted. Loke is a lot of things but a leader he is not and he is self aware enough to know this. So as he got older he dreaded the day he'd become jarl. He wanted to follow in his mother's footsteps and be a healer, that was where his passions lied and what he aspired to do and he was damn good at it. For someone that had no magic he certainly managed to do as well as his mother even at an early age. He only ever confided his feelings about the role of jarl to his mother who encouraged him to talk to his father and his grandfather about it.

It took him a while to do so. He was afraid of letting them down or worse them telling him he had no choice in the matter. So he one night he sat down with them and the three of them spoke. Like I said before it was an unwritten rule and one that didn't exactly need to be obeyed or else consequences. Loke expressed his desire for helping people through medicine and he said that while he was not one for the role of leader his younger brother fit that role perfectly. Jelani was responsible, mature, a strategist that couldn't be bested, a warrior through and through, and actually had leader qualities. More importantly Jelani wasn't a hothead like Loke, he knew when and where to either raise a weapon or extend a hand. Haakon and Ingvarr agreed so the following day the four of them sat down and talked it over.

Did this surprise Jelani? Yes. Did he ever want that role? It was never even near his mind so he never thought about it. Did he agree to it? He did. He treated that responsibility with the respect it deserves but quite honestly he mainly did it to spare his brother of the burden of having to take on a role that would make him miserable.

So when Ingvarr decided (decades later) that he just had enough of leading the village the role of jarl was then passed on to Jelani.

And those were some interesting years!

Since Jelani was 10 years old slayers and knights were a force that plagued Norway and no matter how hard the population fought back against them they just wouldn't go away. By the time Jelani took on the role of jarl knights exploded on the land like an infection. It was bloody. To say Loke and Sanaa were busy is the understatement of the millennium. It got to a point where slayers were just killing for fun and without due research on who was or wasn't human. Knights never even bothered keeping them on a leash. So it was around this time that several of the jarls in the area were kicking out of their villages and even threatening to kill non-humans just so they could be spared. This didn't sit well with the rest so the rest took them in including Frozen Shores.

Things were tense but it got worse when one of the aforementioned villages just rolled over and hosted a group of slayers and knights which made the other villages a nice combo of nervous, disgusted and angry. Jelani thought it was the perfect opportunity to keep an eye on them. From afar they studied them and saw how they operated and after months of gathering information Jelani as well as some other jarls planted spies within that specific village consisting of humans who "ran from other villages because they believed in their cause". Far from it. They reported back exclusively to Jelani and one other jarl about anything and everything they learned so it was easy to prepare for raids, attacks and they were able to intercept caravans carrying supplies for the slayers and knights. Of course they tried not to make it too obvious, Jelani knew that if they could intercept every activity they set out to do they'd become suspicious of their members so in order to avoid that he proposed having groups of volunteers to be rogue vigilantes traveling the land in search of these slayers and knights.

This berserker woman and her werewolf husband along with her cousin and a friend that were taken in by Frozen Shores volunteered. The group actually came to grow close to Loke and Jelani. As far as she was concered she was grateful for finding a new home after they were kicked out so she wanted to do her part in eradicating the threat.

The ideas worked and the slayers and knights were mostly unaware, they had some suspicions but nothing concrete enough to be able to do something about it, plus their lack of a cohesive leadership meant they lacked any real way of sorting themselves out.

This went on for four years and in those four years Jelani was mostly out there fighting off slayers and knights (you really think that man is capable of just sitting back and giving orders?), leading and participating in what was known as rescue raids, working and maintaining a network of infiltrators and keeping his village in check.

He. Was. Busy.

Sure, they lost a lot of people, many villages were burnt down to the ground, lotta people died, some turned traitor from both sides, mistakes were made but in the end the threat was driven off to the point where after four years there were barely any slayers much less knights in Norway.

Those four years are what caught Oracle's eyes toward Loke and Jelani and Aleksey's interest in them. So both were made familiars. They became official agents later though. So if Jelani was the jarl why did he leave to join Oracle?

By the time he joined societal structures had become different, there were no more jarls and while he still woulda ended up in some sort of leadership role Ingvarr didn't wanna let that get in the way of his babies becoming something more and while it pained him to not have them close he took on the leadership role once again to let Loke and Jelani join Oracle.

[antaripirate]

Some final thoughts before Threads, from a place a little too close to my heart.

(and a note on Threads posts and spoilers)

So, its 11pm, and an hour untill I’ll have access to The Fragile Threads of Power (I ended up preordering the kindle edition on top of my physical ones, bc they are all delayed in shipping, and, as someone pointed out to me recently, I have the patience of a fruit fly).

I should probably preface this by saying that this will probably read as insanely cringey, but I have so much I want to say, and so much on my mind that I know I will never know how to convey.

But I am just so fucking grateful that V has brought these worlds, these characters, back to us.

They feel like my home.

Something I always try to explain when people ask why Shades means so much to me, is that when I first read ADSOM, it was the first time I had ever seen myself in a character so entirely, and just felt so fucking seen.

I know that not everyone loves Delilah Bard, and that’s okay. But I’ve never felt quite so myself as I do when I have Lila there on the page next to me, as ridiculous as this probably sounds. I don’t really know how to explain this, because there are so many ways I could begin.

And then there’s Kell. Oh, Kell.

It’s so odd, to have never found a character like me, and then all of a sudden, stumbled across one who I wholeheartedly see myself in, and another where I can see pieces of me reflected.

If you couldn’t already tell, I’m not very good at putting these feelings into words, but trying is better than nothing, right? So I’ll continue.

The concept of having these characters back is so reassuring, so exciting, so nerve-wracking. I can’t wait to see what they’ve been up to, how their relationships have strengthened and changed, how new characters will push and pull on the threads of established dynamics and weave new ones.

I am scared of inevitably awful things happening to my favourites. The thought of Kell and Lila not being ok, and safe, and happy, and together fucking terrifies me. They are my entire world, both together and apart. But as terrified as I am, I can’t wait to have them back. To hear them snark at each other, and pull each other out of trouble, and just love each other.

I could writes essays on these two, and on all of the original ADSOM cast, and on predictions and theories and things I’d love to see, but I don’t think right now is the time for that. I’m already rambling and already so nervous with excitement.

I feel like a ball of adrenaline.

I can’t wait to come home.

A note on spoilers on posting:

So I’ve been wondering a lot about what to do regarding posting here about Threads whilst in the spoiler risk period, and I think what I’m gonna do is anything I do post, I’ll have a huge heading broadcasting spoilers for the book and also for which part within the book, because I am fucking terrified of accidentally spoillering someone. If anyone has any thoughts on this please do lmk!!

Anyway, if you read this, thank you - I hope it didn’t sound too ridiculous.

Anoshe.

[glassofspoiledmilk]

I love you, Spencer Reid

Chapter 2, warnings: language, violence, death, murder, abuse

WC: 1.1k , Pt1

Tag list: @mega-kittyglitter-1

There laid a severed, scorched head in the box on the table. I flinched and covered my mouth. The face was completely unrecognizable.

I can hear the faint sound of Spencer talking in the distance as I try to choke back the vomit in my throat.

I walked away from the counter and collapsed onto my couch, my heart beating rapidly. I gripped the pillow and covered my mouth.

Spencer covered up the box and sat down next to me.

"Y/N its uh- it's gonna be ok. We're gonna find whoever did this" he hesitantly whispers, unsure of what to say.

"How is this going to be ok? There's a head in my dining room!" I spat out, my hand sliding from my mouth up to my forehead.

"I'm going to call Hotch" Spencer says as he picks up his phone.

Before I knew it the entire BAU and police department were in my apartment.

I was ushered outside by Hotch and Morgan for questioning.

"What exactly happened when you found the package?" Hotch asks me as I sit down on the steps just outside the complex.

"I-I came home from the Bureau and found the package but something felt off..so I took the note from under the ribbon and it had a creepy Shakespeare quote which I would later learn had to do with the..head..inside, but I called over Spencer because I was scared and that's when we opened it" I say, shivering after every word.

"Spencer told me when you were in middle school you were in Shakespeare, could this be connected?" He asks.

"I..I don't know, it could be but we never did Hamlet" I said as I wiped the sweat off my forehead.

"I just need to sleep and I'll be able to make the best profile I can by tomorrow afternoon" I say as I look up at him.

"I'm sorry Y/N but you're a victim, therefore you are a part of our victimology and I cannot allow you to work on this case" he says sternly.

"But hotch! This case is centered around me, I-If I don't do something more people are going to die and I will not let that happen" I plead.

"The case being centered around you is exactly why we can't have you on it, my decision is final" Hotch glares.

"Listen Y/N I get this is hard but I promise we're gonna find whoever did this to you" Morgan says with a glimpse of hope.

"So while you're out there doing whatever the hell you're doing I'm supposed to sit here and wait for another head to turn up!?" I yell, standing up from the stairs.

"What happens if he decides he wants to send my head to one of you while I'm here, vulnerable and alone!" I add.

"We will have an agent with you at all times" Hotch assures me.

"Who?" I ask.

"You can have Spencer or Penelope" he adds.

"I want Spencer" I reply.

"Very well then" Hotch says before he and Morgan walk back to the black suburban.

I laid my hand on my forehead as I started walking back into my apartment. Almost everyone had left, besides a few CSI workers testing the carpet outside my door.

And Spencer.

"I just uh..got a call from Hotch that I'm supposed to be staying with you until we catch the unsub right?" He asks, scratching the back of his neck awkwardly.

"Yeah..hotch said I could have another agent with me" I say as I enter my apartment.

"So uh- do you think I could go home and back some bags?" He asks with a slight smile.

“Oh yeah..would you mind if I came with you tho I don’t feel too safe on my own right now” I confess, slightly ashamed of my cowardice.

“That’s fine just don’t mind my apartment is slightly messy” he replies as we walk back outside.

I hop into the passenger seat of his car and we drive a few miles away to his apartment.

The car ride was filled with quick conversations and yawns .

“I don't mean to be a bother but do you think we could sleep at my house..I’m a little too tired to pack right now..” Spencer says as he rubs his tired eyes.

“I don’t mind” I reply with a quick yawn.

“I think I have some pajamas and there’s a pull-out on my couch so I think we’ll be ok..” he adds.

“Sounds good” I mumble, resting my head on hand.

When we enter his apartment it looks very neat and smells of old books and coffee.

He locks the door behind him and resets his alarm system.

I stand tiredly in front of his door as he runs into his bedroom, soon returning with a sweatshirt and pants.

“I don’t know if these will fit too well but they should be ok for tonight..” he says shyly, handing me the clothes.

“Thanks..” I rub my eyes as he leads me to his bathroom.

“You can change in here if you want..I’ll just be setting up the pullout” he adds as he opens the door for me.

I slowly walk inside and flick on the light switch, the bright light hurting my eyes.

I slip out of my work clothes and fold them on the sink before stepping into the comforting pair of sweats. I walk back out and see the pullout bed on the floor neatly made and decorated with pillows.

“I know it’s not too big but I think it’s better than just the couch” he says as he adjusts the comforter.

“Thank you Spencer really, you didn’t have to” I say with a sleepy smile.

“No need to thank me, just doing my job” he replies with his signature straight smile.

“Well goodnight..try and get as much sleep as you can, if you need me I’ll just uh be in here” he says as he points to his bedroom.

“Goodnight Spencer” I reply as I climb onto the bed.

He slightly nods his head in acknowledgment before walking off into his bedroom.

I pull the warm covers on top of me and try my best to preoccupy myself with thoughts other than the severed head found earlier.

Which was not working, but who could blame me.

However, soon enough I felt my eyelids start to get heavy, and I softly rested my head on a pillow and went to sleep.

[unowneyenon]

EDIT: i made this list only a little while ago and ever since then SO MANY FINDINGS ARE OUT!!!! OMG EVERYONE IS SO SMART!!! this list is VERY VERY SMALL ANS A LITTLE OUTDATED!!! for the more updated version, go to my profile and it’s the pinned post!!!!!

🏡the update list, updated!🏡

hello again!! tumblr dot com only lets me upload a certain number of urls, and there were so many little details i noticed, so i wanted to try and organize it some more, i guess! enjoy the new(er) findings!

BTW BTW @q-theeccentric in the reblogs reblogged my og post and added a WHOLE LOT MORE info that i didn’t get to! TYSM UR DOING GODS WORK and if u wanna see those look in the tags!

🐛 the bugs and the videos!🐛

by clicking on the small animated bugs throughout the website, you can unusual little clips of welcome home episode segments!! they all show off the official voice actors. the videos indicate that there is a third party who isn’t speaking, which would be wally. Julie asks wally a direct question in one of the videos (spider) and then it cuts off with a glitch and a deep voice. this is a common pattern in many of the vids, and now i’ve personally realized from watching more bug videos that all of them (most likely) are filmed from wally’s perspective!

here are the videos currently found through the bugs (as of july 23 2023)

the spider (shown in og post)

the praying mantis (og)

the fly (og)

the beetle doesn’t have a video, from the info i’ve received!

the moth (NEW🏡)

ok. listen. maybe i’m overreacting but i SWEAR TO GOD this one GASLIT ME. I WAS ABOUT TO CLICK ON THE MOTH and i hear this really faint beeping. and i SWEAR it sounded like morse code. it was so faint but when i closed out of my web browser i COILDNT HEAR IT ANYMORE. AM I ILL??? I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER I HEARD BEEPS. i do not know morse code, so someone please look into that. i was so distracted and freaked out by that soooo i didnt focus too much on the segment. but it was wally, julie, and frank in frank’s garden. i’ll probably watch it again later when this website decides not to literally gaslight me (UPDATE: IM NOT CRAZY ITS NOT MY EARS I TOOK OUT MY AIRPODS AND HEARD NOTHING. PUT THEM BACK JN FOR CLEAR BEEPS. MAYBE IT IS ME. BUT I TOOK THEM OUT AND HEARD NOTHING. AND NOW I DO?? going insane)

the rhino beetle looking one (NEW🏡)

this one can be found at the bottom right of “the neighborhood” page. poppy and frank are making (unfortunately non edible—looking) sweets, and i love poppy’s voice! she’s so cute and soothing! anyways, the video ends with frank saying how they’re all happy and safe in the neighborhood, ending with: “…wouldn’t you agree, wally?”

🏡audio clips!!🏡

a main focus on this update appears to be various recovered audio clips—from frank and julie singing to barnaby and wally having an interview with a tv host about the show—but by clicking on animated crayon drawings around the welcome home website, you can hear these secret audios made by wally, with a heartbeat present in the background of all of these. there are a LOT. here are the ones i’ve found!

the flowers (og)

home/a house (og post)

a star i think? (og post)

a blue flower/daisy (NEW)

this one can be found if you go to the “the neighborhood” page. click on Home, and look at wally’s profile for a while. a flower will appear on his easel! he tells us about how we’re the most (tysm wallyyy) but how we’re unusually still.

ok gonna go to bed after being gaslit by a website WILL UPDATE MORE OF THIS SOON ‼️‼️🏡

🏡 The Welcome Home Update Discovery List!🏡

DISCLAIMER🏡 this edit is a HUGE WIP right now and i edit this post very frequently! VERY. i can find new material very fast, which makes it hard to publish it all fast!

hello neighbors! the new welcome home update just released and i hopped on in immediately—i made a post about it literally 10 minutes ago. since then, i’ve already found MORE and MORE content!! thus, to share this information with the fandom and also help others find how to access some of this information (of which nobody else has really posted about yet AT THE MOMENT I AM TYPING THIS) i’ve decided to create a big update masterlist of everything me and others have found it this update it will be updated regularly and will be pinned on my acc! happy findings! (ps: please boost this if u can i want to solve mysteries with this hellsite!!)

🏡videos!🏡

side note—it appears all the main glitchy videos with the voice actors can be found by clicking on the numerous bugs around the site! SIDE side notes—i don’t use a computer to access welcome home, so maybe there is a way to do this on a computer. on the front page wayyyyy at the bottom near the count of how many people have visited the site, there’s a beetle i cant click on that just SCREAMS “click me!” PLEASE someone click it because it will not be me

the spider — found on the top right of the “stickers” page, this video goes through a conversation between barnaby & julie, with julie saying really bad jokes in attempt to be funny (she’s is but she isn’t at the same time! i love corny jokes so she’s funny in my eyes). also, something i’ve noticed throughout these videos appears to be that wally is in many, if not all of them. he’s just nonverbal and does not speak. at ALL. but he is in them. barnaby actively talks to a person beside from julie, and at the end, julie says a sentence that ends with “… wasn’t it wally?” asking for his opinion. BUT BUT BUT the video cuts and glitches off as soon as she says wally! it’s very similar to how all these videos end!!

the praying mantis — found at the bottom of the “about us” page, clicking on a little preying mantis will lead you to a video of sally and julie rehearsing for a play! idk if it has any deep meaning yet (besides the random deep voice at the end) but it’s so silly!!!! like julie is so silly i love her!!!! (TW minor glitching and weird deep voice at end which is sorta a pattern in the vids)

the fly — found on the page titled “welcome home” and can be accessed by clicking on a fly that appears on screen. this video depicts frank and barnaby’s voices, discussing frank’s flowers in his garden. the video itself shows what appears to be a smashed orange/pumpkin thing in a woodsy area, as (what i think looks like) a face looms in the background (TW sorta loud noises and glitching!

🏡audios!!🏡

both of these audios are of wally speaking directly to the listener, and can be found on the “welcome home” titled page (at least that’s where i found them) by clicking on crayon-drawn flowers shown here:

yellow flower — depicts wally asking the listener “what are you waiting for? to hear from me again? hahaha! that means you can hear me.” , as a heartbeat noise is heard in the background (it’s not as creepy as it sounds i promise)

red and blue flowers — wally saying; “that’s what an eye looks like. my eyes are black. what color are yours?” as a heartbeat noise plays in the background

house scribble — found DIRECTLY on the front page like as soon as you enter the site. wally says; “there you are! welcome home! hahaha” he’s so silly imo

the star — found on the stickers page by clicking the star scribble. this one kinda scared me a LITTLE with what was happening on screen but wally says: “do you like to draw? i do. do you know how to draw an eye? first, you draw a circle. then, you draw a smaller circle inside. then, you color it in.” this one’s really cool go watch it and you’ll see!

🏡other stuff i noticed (WIP)!!🏡

in the “spider” video, julie says to barnaby that her joke will “knock your [barnaby’s] head off!” which is funny, but not the haha way. because there is art made by clown illustrations of barnaby, who’s head is rolled on the floor

like. ITS RIGHT INBETWEEN HIS LEGS ON THE FLOOR. HIS HEAD IS OFF

[salaciousslut]

I love hearing what other ppl like so please do!! I also like R&B a lot i just forgot to mention it when i was talking abt genres i like earlier bc i was too focused on rap 🤭 and im the same way tbh! Unless im a real big fan of an artist i'll wait a while, but sometimes like with Paramore's After Laughter i couldnt stand to accept the sound change so i waited a year to listen to it 🫣

I'm going out in an hour or two and im probably not gonna drink till i get back home late. Im always DD since i live the furthest. I wish you could come out with me and my friends i feel like you'd have fun with us. But my friends usually get crossfaded with me bc i always bring some weed. im ok to drive when its worn off a bit im safe i promise 🫣 but i drop everyone off so im used to getting home late a lot. I wish i could hear you giggling i bet you have a cute laugh sweetheart<3 i bet youre really fun to be around when you're drunk<3

I do the same but im trying to get back into better habits like journaling, like sometimes i just cant cry because ive bottled everything up for so long. So i very much urge ppl to cry when they can because its not a great feeling not being able to cry when you need to cry. Like even if its small, cry about it its fine. Its human to feel the full spectrum of emotion.

I forgot what voice i used for my character but i think it was some generic dude voice, i have been a little out of practice with my deeper voices though. But my voice is usually pretty deep anyway, i pitch my voice up a bit when im at work bc i dont want to scare the old timers too much. I hate to admit that my favorite voices to try to do are meatwad from aqua teen hunger force and stitch, theyre like the same voice to me 🤭 i do it for funsies, but in my teen years i did it a lot bc my friends gave me approval for it 🤭

Soo maybe i might budget to get my hands on those perfumes ☺️ i'd like to know what your favorite perfumes smelled like on first hand bases. This is a second best, best would be smelling it on your neck<3 theres a certain cologne i fell in love with years go that ive been trying to get my hands on, its polo red by ralph lauren it had smelled so wonderful to me.

Candles are a lot to take care of so i get it. I just have two main rules i follow for the life of my candle and the safety of my cats. Im the type of person where if i see soot in your candles i try to clean that out to lessen fire risk bc they can be dangerous, its something ppl never notice but thats ok i just want them to be safe. I used to play with the wax like that too!! It low key led to me trying to experiment a little with wax play which was interesting to say the least.

You really are an adorable little puppy<3 its nice to know i was right about thinking you were shorter than me<3 i like short girls, tall girls are nice but short girls are better<3 esp when theyre a little older than me🤭 also ironically i dont own anything royal purple but maybe one day!

oooh i love r&b!! one of my close friends loves it too and will always rec me songs!! and honestly thats sooo fair about waiting to listen to paramore i was the same way!

im always dd too!! just bc i wanna make sure my friends are safe!! bc we all live in the same apartment complex but i know what u mean! i also just like taking care of my friends as u know! im very much rather drink at home bc its my lil safe space! but if im with people i trust, then i like to let loose. plus i wanna lose my inhibitions with you! ill be such a cute lap pet while u and ur friends are drinking and having fun!!

omg i have trouble crying too!! i call it my emotional constipation so ill put on a sad movie to try and cry!! but yes, heres to us trying to me more in tune with our emotions!!

hehe cute cute cute i wanna hear now!! i think i also have a pretty deep voice so i bet we would sound amazing together!! also hehe stitch i love it!! i bet u sound sooo cute

oh trust me, i plan going to bbw soon and smelling you 🫣🥰 and omg i love polo red!! it smells sooo yummy

i started using a candle warmer rather than lighting my candles bc i got scared of the soot, and i know ur not suppose to keep candles lit for a long time but i love the smell so much!! and yes i love wax play. this is kinda embarrassing but i was doing wax play for someone and he had the audacity to get made at me bc i was moaning and enjoying it rather than in pain. smh just let me enjoy the warm feeling on my skin ya know?

i loveeeee being just a lil shorter, tall people kinda intimidate me at first but ur the perfect height!! hehe lets cuddle bc im sooo touch starved and lazy and in a cuddly mood rn. and omg how old are u??

[fawnhunter]

lover boy behavior.

Just some Plug! Connie thoughts [MASTERLIST]

warnings- fluff fluff fluff, mention of weed

- Plug! Connie who grew up with you and has always adored you. You guys grew up on the same street, he remembers the days when he used to knock on your door and ask when you'd be home so you guys could play outside together. ever since those days he’s made sure to stay by ur side ever since.

-He carries around a picture of you two as kids in his wallet, it's a picture that your mom's took of you guys together at the beach building a sandcastle, and then there's another one in the back of his phone case that is just a picture of you, its one of ur your senior portraits and he adores it

- Plug! Connie who makes sure all ur drug experiences are good ones. that ur shits not laced and ur safe and sound under his watchful eyes. Can you make sure to keep you comfortable and probably asks if you're ok way too much

- He rolls all ur joints for you beforehand and he likes to stick around while you smoke from time to time. orders food for you both and keeps you hydrated on the down low. His favorite part is when you guys argue about what you were gonna watch together

- Plug! Connie who is could honestly care less about what’s going on if ur not involved. he could be out with eren and ony and his only thoughts are “what’s y/n doing? i wonder if they home yet? fuck lemme just text em-

- Plug! Connie who takes you to parties with him and just about everywhere else. he enjoys ur company like no other, even when y’all just chilling in silence, he really wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.

- he sits on the couch making conversation all the while keeping his eyes on u, dancing with ur friends, one of Megan’s songs u loved blaring through the house, watching the sway of ur hips and the smile on ur face, he sighed totally in awe (meanwhile ony just laughs at his simpin ass

-Plug! Connie who would stop what he’s doing and come to ur rescue if he had to. it does not matter what else he got going on rn, he’s on the way baby

- one text, to come get u, is all he need to be in the car and on the way to ur location. pulled up, out the car already mean mugging everyone in sight till he finds you

-Plug! Connie who uses some of (a large portion) of the money he makes to pay for ur college classes, dares you to try and stop him “you gon be great one day mamas, whether u like it or not.

- Plug! Connie who “takes off” some nights so you guys can get dinner and hang out. he comes over all comfy and shit just to get high and watch movies.

- Plug! Connie who should really be sleepin on the couch, but fakes sleep when you check on him when the credits start to roll. he fakes those loud ass snore you complain about so he can stay in bed with u for the night

-Plug! Connie who swears nothing is better than breakfast with you in the morning. watching you eat, sleep all in ur eyes, bonnet forgotten on the pillow. He could definitely get used to this.

- Plug! Connie who’s totally not carving out a space for you in his heart.

thx for reading, pls consider leaving a request!!

[lunabellingham]

Hard Earned Victory

Summary: Vini wins the champions league with Real Madrid and he and y/n go to a party with all his teammates and their gf/wives to celebrate the win. After the party y/n has to take care of cute drunk vini.

Warnings: alcohol and really cute vini.

Word count: 704

You were currently sitting in the VIP seats in the infamous, 'Estadio Santiago Bernabeu' cheering for your boyfriend, Vini. It was close to the end of the game and Madrid was winning 1-0 against Liverpool. The whistle was sounded and this marked the official 14th champions league for Real Madrid. You took so many photos that your phone had ran out of storage again.(this happens so much lmao) After the game, you and Vini were getting ready to go out to the club to party with his teammates and so you could catch up with the girls.

Vini's fit:

Your outfit:

(You can choose anything you want to wear :D, I just wanted to add a little visual)

While you were getting your makeup done on your vanity, you couldn't help but occasionally stare at Vinicius while he was getting ready. It's something you cant control, and seeing as though neither can he. Both your eyes meet with a smile and a light chuckle from Vini.

After a while you guys finally get into the car and start driving to the club.

"I am so proud of you today Vini"

"thank you meu amor, I was so glad you were there with me" (my love)

"i'll always be there for you Vini" and you gave him a quick peck on his cheek before you guys pulled up to the parking area.

Once he parked and y'all were making your way to the entrance, Vini lightly took your hand into his. Vinicius wasn't really the jealous type, but after seeing all the glances you were getting from the random men in the club, he wanted to make sure that everyone knew you were taken.

You guys made your way through the people heavily packed inside the club before taking a seat on the couches next to his teammates and your friends.

Y'all talked all together for a while before you and vini decided to part for a little. The boys were gonna go have a drink next to the bar area and the girls would continue talking together.

You were currently talking to Courtois' wife when you felt someone slump next to you on the couch.All the girls turned to see that is was none other than Vinicius.

"wanna dance pretty lady?" Vinicius asked

Your friends burst into soft laughter and started taking pictures of you two while you chuckled and said,

"I think its time we go home" you stated, immediately recognizing that Vini was really sleepy and tired as he was literally cuddling your arm.

You said your goodbyes to your friends and some of Vini's teammates as you made your way towards the exit holding onto Vinicius' hand so he doesn't accidentally wonder off.

You made your way safely to the car before taking the keys from Vini's pockets and holding on to them before you opened the passenger seat door as Vini clearly couldn't drive properly right now.

As you were driving you had noticed that Vini had fallen asleep.You were softly admiring him not realizing the traffic lights changing and being slightly scared when you heard a loud horn beep as a slight reminder.

Once you made it home ,you had to wake up Vinicius. You definitely couldn't lift him so he slumped against your shoulder as you unlocked the door to your shared home.You went into y'alls bedroom and helped Vini get changed into some comfortable shorts and a shirt. You tucked him into bed and kissed his temple before turning around to try and change your dress when you felt Vini pull you back into the bed.

"don't leave, I want you to cuddle me" Vini said as he slightly pouted his face

"I have to go change babe, I wont take long." you promised

"ok, just please don't take really long"Vini said

You came back in less than 10 minutes after having changed into one of Vini's shirts and some comfortable shorts.Once you laid down on the bed, Vini pulled you really close to him and whispered a quick i love you before going to sleep.You slowly started to drift off to sleep soon hearing his soft breathing and the light rain hitting the windows.

Author's Note: I've been on tumblr for a while and haven't seen barely any Vini imagines at all, so I decided why not try to write one. If you are reading this, PLEASE MAKE MORE VINI CONTENT. thats it :D, hope u like it. (all fiction, has nothing to do with the real Vinicius Jr, amazing player btw)

[burrowbabe]

Give and Take - Chapter 3

"Hey, so we were just talking ... since Joe and Ja'Marr are just looking to spend the off season in LA, I offered they just stay here." AJ shrugs looking to you as if asking permission.

You were speechless for a moment, thinking about being in such close proximity. Not even because you just met them - your house had basically become a hotel for your brother and best friend's late night hookups - but for the simple fact that you think you have a crush.

How weird could it get? You think, nodding to your brother and Joe.

"Y-Yeah that's fine." You quickly say.

"Word." AJ smiles and resumes eating his breakfast.

"Thank you guys, seriously. You really don't have to do this for us." Joe says, looking between you and your brother.

"N-No, its our pleasure. We're all friends." You say, giving him a close-mouthed smile. You and Joe hold eye contact for a moment, almost as if trying to read one another's expressions.

"Welp, I'm gonna go shower." You state, once again trying to escape an awkward situation.

“We have some recording to do today.” You direct towards your brother. Quickly getting up from you chair you think, what is wrong with you? Shaking your head as you ascend the stairs. He must think you're so weird.

The self deprecation continued all throughout your morning routine, and as time passed, you realized that not only was that nagging feeling in your body exhausting, but you truly were tired from not sleeping the night before.

You had a deadline coming up for the release of your new album. The label had been checking in non-stop to make sure you were being productive - which you were - but not at the pace they would've liked.

After combing through your wet hair, you hear AJ call up to you from the bottom of the stairs.

"Ann! I brought all our shit down here because of the good acoustics, remember?"

"Yeah, OK. I'll be right down." You reply.

Even though you had spent thousands of dollars on a state-of-the-art home recording studio, you found that recording your vocals in the kitchen sounded much better. Of course, the studio was still put to use, but you both found yourselves set up on the kitchen island more often than not.

When you descended the stairs, you could see everyone sitting around the island waiting for your arrival. An audience was nothing new to you, but when you were performing the song finished, not during the creative process.

Having your friends Tana and Nick listen in was one thing, but now Joe and Ja'Marr sat patiently as well, which churned your stomach with anxiety.

"Jeez, we got a full house." You jokingly say, laughing awkwardly.

"They wanna see how the sausage is made." AJ jokes, garnering laughter to erupt from the table. You laughed along to play it cool, but you knew this was going to be difficult. Your songs were personal to you and it was important to you to have a safe space where you could criticize yourself, cry, goof off and argue with your brother over the sound engineering without people judging.

"All we know is football. I wanna see how y'all make my favorite songs." Ja'Marr says, smiling encouragingly.

Deep down, you knew everything would be fine, but you totally felt put on the spot.

"Of course, of course." You smile, swallowing your nerves.

For the rest of the afternoon, you recorded a handful of songs, some rap, some R&B and pop that showed off your range. The process became easier as time went by, with the guys offering words of support and cringeworthy synchronized dance moves to the beat of the songs.

Everyone spent the time laughing and having fun, accompanied by your famous obscene lyrics that you became popular for. You didn't know if this impressed Joe or not. Would he think you were sexy for being empowered and aggressive? Or would it be a turnoff that you were so vocal about your sexuality? Nonetheless, a smile never left his face, which you took as a good sign.

After spending some time in the living room watching a raunchy, late-night comedy, Tana suggests you go for a swim.

"Now?" You whine, but everyone else was eager to change and jump in the pool.

Digging through a drawer of bikinis in your bedroom, you debated which one you wanted to wear. Should you be modest or sexy? That was the question. Deciding on sexy, you put on a bright blue, micro bikini. Your brother wouldn't be pleased, but you wanted to show off your body a little bit.

You were the last to emerge from the house, closing the sliding glass door to the patio behind you and seeing everyone splashing in the pool having a chicken fight.

You certainly needed some liquid courage to stop your racing mind from feeling self conscious. So, you grabbed the bottle of vodka from the night before to drink straight up.

Throwing your towel down on one of the sun chairs, Tana turns her attention to you from atop AJ's shoulders.

"Holy shit! You look hot!" She exclaims, causing everyone else to look in your direction. You try not to catch Joe's eye and thankfully the darkness of the night hid the blush that crept up on your cheeks.

You murmur a 'thank you' before taking a swig from the bottle of vodka.

"I just kicked Ja'Marr's ass! Ann come play chicken. You can be Joe's partner!" Tana suggests excitedly.

You set the bottle down and turn to see Ja'Marr fall off Joe's shoulders and swim towards the edge of the pool to pull himself out.

Anxiety struck you once again, but you obliged and eased into the pool.

Great, now my literal vagina is going to be up against this guy's neck.

By the time you reach Joe, and before you can even blink, he's hoisting you up atop his shoulders with such ease that you feel your core clench with arousal.

You just met this guy yesterday, calm down. You remind yourself, hoping to God he did not just feel the reaction he gave you.

"Push her! Push her!" AJ screams as you and Tana interlock fingers trying to throw each other into the pool.

With Joe's tight grip on your shins and a hard shove that you mustered up, you sent Tana flying backwards into the water.

"Yes!" You scream. Joe takes you off his shoulders with a huge smile plastered across his face. You high five and celebrate as Tana spits out water and attempts to clear her eyes of chlorine after going under.

It was only after the commotion died down, and people started venturing into the hot tub, that you noticed the muscles on Joe's shirtless body. This was something you could not find on the internet the previous night ... and you had tried.

Before you could get too ahead of yourself, Joe's voice broke you out of your trance. You realize it was only you and him left in the pool and he's asking you about your plans for the next day.

"Oh, I'm not doing anything I don't think." You say.

"Good, I was hoping to take you all out to dinner to say thank you for letting us stay here." He replies.

Hope deflated slightly in you, thinking that maybe he was going to ask you out on a date. But, again, you remind yourself that you and him barely know each other, and he has not shown any interest in you.

"That sounds great." You say with a small smile.

"Do you want to get in the hot tub?" He asks.

Feeling slightly rejected, you shake your head. "No, I think I'm gonna head up to bed. I didn't get much sleep last night."

His brow slightly furrows and for a second, you think he looks disappointed.

"Joeyyyyyyyyyy!" Tana calls from afar. "Come sit next to me!"

Looking at each other once more, he nods quickly. "Yeah, yeah, of course. Sleep well."

With that, you hoist yourself out of the pool and gather your things. Watching Joe get into the hot tub next to Tana caused a wave of jealousy to come over you, but you needed to stop yourself from getting into something that could hurt you again.

[inkybinkyboink]

i have 2 do everything myself (/j)

ok so im thinking its an office party at the ugc

except pennywise confiscates bobby's set of keys

(cont'd under the cut)

tiny tom locks himself in amenity #9 and they have to get him out

problem is, pennywise is at the ugc party with the keys

so bobby has to heist his way into the party and get the keys back

hot blades harry is like "i gotchu pal" and starts scheming with becky on how to get in, knife in hand

so the rich right, they're all at this party

lockstock shows up and like boo and sully from monsters inc, little sally is trailing behind him, absolutely unshakeable.

lockstock is like "u need to leave" and little sally starts crying

lockstock freaks out and is like "ok FINE but dont do anything stupid" and he introduces her as a distant relative to keep cladwell off his back

ok so the office right. they're all doing secret santa.

except of course barrel got lockstock

little sally finds the dessert table and the rest is history

or or or maybe she runs into hope and hope is like "a child??? alone???? come here i will keep you safe all night long"

little sally does not understand any of the politics that are spoken about but whenever some rich white guy asks her what she asked for from santa for christmas she's got a BANGER line lined up and ready to go

"i saw a dead body once. it was cool"

"capitalism is gonna kill us all"

"santa isn't real, don't treat me like im nine. i'm ten."

halfway through the party theres the sound of breaking class coming from cladwell's office

harry, becky and bobby are half in, half out the window, there's a pulley system involved with levers, it's so complicated

"why couldnt we just take the stairs?"

everyone runs in and "bobby?"

"ms. pennywise. funny running into you here."

homie broke a window and did not get cut but he leans on the window sill to try and look casual and THATS when he decides to accidentally hurt himself

side plot with barrel trying to work up the courage to give lockstock his gift

little sally accidentally eats something with nuts in it and gets sick

lockstock starts taking her home

stopped by barrel whos like "ah wait heres a thing for you"

"now's really not a good time"

idk what it would be i just think it results in little sally throwing up in the gift bag and ruining the gift

"ah, it's fine, it was stupid anyways"

it's definitely a mug that says "best captain ever" but it's like a boat captain, not a police captain, and barrel has no clue

tiny tom never gets out of the amenity

where's the sitcom christmas episode of urinetown