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mysticficti0n · 1 year ago

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All my attention Part 6

warnings- swearing, drinking, flirting, dirty talk to the max, Degrading but not in a mean way?

words- 3.3k

If you'd like to read the previous parts → All my attention series

a/n- so if you're new here I am British and cannot speak any German, I speak a little French, Spanish and Italian but German- no. I also do not trust Google translate so this is gonna be like an avatar thing (if you've seen the newest one Jake says that their language just became normal or something along those lines) so in reality this is all in German, you as a reader know German but, its wrote in English... make sense? no... well

(also would you guys want me to do smut for this? I don't have to if you don't want it but... I could write some good pieces for the next few chapters?????)

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backstory- you are the 5th member of Tokio Hotel and you always thought the love was equally platonic between you and a certain guitarist... but what if that all changed?

Everyone arrived by 8:50 and were all seated around a extremely large table, each family sat drinking and laughing over different things, on our side of the table (meaning me, Tom, Gustav, Gustav's grandpa, Georg and Bill) we all chatted about random ideas we had for the next shows

"good evening, could we get you all started on food?" a man around my mothers age smiled pulling a note pad out and a pen

"yes can we have-" Stefan schafer, Gustav's dad began pointing to things on the menu and pointing to the people who wanted it "-perfect thank you" the man nodded collecting all the menus in and the chatter began again, me and Tom sat across from our grandmas who were on about something they'd watched on tv

"I'm bored" Tom whispered in my ear causing me to roll my eyes

"we've been here 20 minuets" he sighed falling back into his chair and his grandma seemed to notice turning to him

"Tom- whats wrong darling?" the boy sat properly again and took a swig of his drink

"nothing just hungry" he spoke watching the old women tilt her head "...I'm bored" Catrina nodded looking to me

"you have Y/n/n for company, she's a lot of fun aren't you?" I nodded my head looking to the boy who just laughed "oh actually me and Josie were just saying- we watched your interview! with that hunky man Karter, you two looked delightful, well all of you did" she grinned rubbing my hand over the table

"yeah.." Tom trailed getting comfy again, reaching arm the back of my seat and playing with the ends of my hair "we wont be going back to him in a rush"

"why not?" my gran asked "he's a handsome man"

"nothing to worry about Nanna" I spoke smiling to her, she can become a very angry women if she found out someone did anything bad to us, she'd personally hunt them down if she could.

Time passed slowly but the smell of food only made us hungrier, Toms hand had moved from my hair to my shoulder drawing a circle over and over

"and here we are-" the same waiter came over with two others holding trays of food, there was 21 of us.. we all sat straight and the small laughter of my sister caused us all to laugh, I had the pesto tortellini with Parmesan, and many also copied me

"thank you" we all said starting our meal, I dug my fork in and bought the steamy pasta to my mouth "oh wow thats amazing" I hummed putting more onto the fork, Tom looked over then to the bowl and back to me "you chose to have the chicken Schnitzel, I said about this"

"oh please!" he moaned "one bite- you can have some chips" he quickly stabbed his fork into the fries and brought them to me "come on"

"fine" I gave into his ways and took the chips and past him my fork with the pasta on the end, he hummed a quick thank you and smiled tasting the food "good right?" Tom nodded swallowing the pasta, I turned back to eating and listening to the different conversations around the table

"you know I was thinking about something" Bill began looking down to us on the table "a tv show, like filming while in rehearsals and we could go round during tours and trying things... Felix said about it" The idea of being filmed 24/7 didn't sound fantastic, I enjoy my privacy but.. if that means we get to do fun stuff..

"who'd wanna watch us though, outside of music were just boring" Gustav added "you could do a documentary about every girl Toms fucked" Gustav's mom slammed his hand making us all laugh

"at least they'd say they came unlike the girls you've done" Tom hit back making the drummer huff "but I like the idea-" Georg nodded as well but I still sat undecided

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(okay I cba to write about the restaurant but lets say, lovely meal hugs kisses etc)

"Oh why don't we go to that bar" Simone pointed out, the bars name was naughty lad and music was booming through the walls, the boys seemed intrigued looking through the steamed windows

"I think we'll head back with the grandparents, Stella is nearly asleep so could you bring Y/n back?" my mom asked passing my sister to my dad

"sure, we'll keep her safe don't worry" David, Georg's dad spoke wrapping an arm around me "you get home and relax" with a quick hug my parents got into the car and drove away leaving me with the boys and their parents which wasn't unusual, having a younger sister makes life harder to always enjoy. Together we all walked into the bar and 'hot in here' by Nelly was blasting through the speakers

"drinks?" Bill asked pulling his wallet out "Guessing a vodka coke for you?" I laughed seeing Bill roll his eyes "you need to try more- I'm getting you something else"

"Get me whatever she has!" Tom shouted to his brother who nodded walking to the rest of the group who found themselves sat at a booth "wanna smoke quickly?" I agreed feeling his hand wrap around my wrist and pull me back out the door, he went into his pocket pulling his cigarets out and handing me one with his lighter

"thank you" I chirped lighting the end and then his "I can't get over you tonight" I spoke catching myself at the end

"its alright babe, you can take it off me later" his voice turned suggestive and a smirk plastered his face "aww turning red aren't you?" his free hand cupped my jaw and I felt my knees go weak at his touch- what was he doing

"shut up-" I groaned pushing him away jokingly "I was trying to be nice and say you look good" Toms face softened and nodded along to my words

"I know, but I just love making you all red for me" he cooed putting a hand on my waist "it makes you even more beautiful" Tom leaned in, my heart started pounding in my chest, is this what he meant by being 'worse' I knew I wanted to kiss him again as he closed the distance between us, our lips just inches apart, he hesitated. With a sly grin, he pulled back, leaving the me confused "don't want to be caught do we?" I narrowed my eyes seeing him chuckle "aw did you want me to kiss you Y/n?"

"its okay, I'll find someone in there who will" his face dropped and his grip on my only tightened "maybe I'll bring them home with us?"

"mhm... I don't think so-" The boy was cut by the long haired bassist peaking his head around the door "what?"

"drinks are here" he pulled the door open wider and the two let me in first, I pushed past people dancing along to the music and trying not to get any type of liquid on my dress, finally the booth came into view and Bill sat smiling reaching for my hand I took it and he pulled me next to him

"okay drink this first then I'll tell you what it is" he shouted over the music, I turned to the drink and saw it was a radioactive green with a yellow hue, I picked up the champagne coup and brought it to my lips taking a sip

"Ugh What the fuck is that!" I called nearly heaving at the taste of something like black liquorish

"Death In The Afternoon! I thought you'd like it!" a smile creeped onto his face as he took the glass and finished it "let me get you another one!" The boy pleaded

"come on Y/n don't be boring!" Gustav laughed swigging his arm around me

"fine but I don't want that shit ever again" soon I watched the tallest twin wonder to the bar and point to something on the menu clapping his hands as the bar man turned away "oh- whats that?" I asked seeing the black haired boy smirking holding a small glass fully yellow but with some red falling into the glass, speaking of the glass it had a slice of lemon and mint dotted on top

"this is a Mai Tai" Bill said handing me the drink and watched me as I sipped at the liquid, I hummed at the taste of Malibu and orange running down my throat

"wow this is good" I drank more seeing the singer do a small dance knowing he'd defeated my 'vodka coke' love

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I sat in the booth wedged between Simone and Bill who were laughing about something stupid and I was on my 5th mai tai giggling when something funny was mentioned, I wasn't drunk but I was tipsy, I saw Simone leave the conversation and look to the dance floor "OH MY GOD!" She got up running to the floor pulling me along with her

"SIMO-" I began but then I herd it 'don't stop the music' by Rihanna start to play, ever since the song came out earlier in the year me and her loved it, we danced around with large smiles painted across our faces "I wanna take you away Let's escape into the music DJ, let it play I just can't refuse it" Simone grabbed my hand spinning me around while still belting out the lyrics "Please don't stop the music!" we finished laughing loudly and sweat running down our foreheads I looked to the booth to see them all clapping at our stupidness we took a bow and Simone went to sit down next to her boyfriend who she wrapped her arms around and kissed making her sons cringe and I decided id go sit next to Tom- we'd barley spoke since we had that smoke out side, he was sat holding a glass of clear liquid and rolling his eyes over at his brother

"hey!" I called sliding myself next to him in the booth

"hi- you okay?" I nodded my head grabbing my drink of the table and In a quick swig finishing It off "you might wanna slow down on them" the boy laughed pulling my empty glass from me but I couldn't understand a word as the music got louder around me

"what? I didn't hear you!" he rolled his eyes but quickly moved closer, the arm around my shoulder moved to hold my bare thigh as he leaned into my ear

"I said, you might wanna slow down on the mai tai" his fingers tapped on my skin causing a odd sensation I'd never felt before shiver up my body, they danced on my leg edging to go just slightly under my skirt but he stopped everytime

"oh-oh yeah... well wanna go to the bar and help me chose something different?" Tom nodded and the two of us stood back up, he grabbed my hand, closing his fingers tightly around mine and pulled me through the crowd, yanking me when I stopped, as we got to the bar he pulled me a bar stool out making me sit in front of him while he stood close behind, his stomach on my back and his one hand on my waist

"you like the fruitier cocktails right?" I nodded my head looking at the menu and something caught my eye- The Blue Hawaii, rum, vodka Blue curacao, pineapple juice and Lemon juice

"I think I want the blue Hawaii!" I looked back to the dreaded boy who nodded his head pulling his wallet out "no Tom, let me pay!" I hurried into my purse to grab the €10 I needed

"Y/n fuck off, I'm buying me and drink and you one- put the money away" he huffed grabbing my money and shoving it back into the bag "let me treat you babe" my heart ached at the words and so I let him do what he wanted and I just leaned back on him and waited to be served. The bartender finally turned to us and grabbed a bottle of something "erm can we have a blue Hawaii and a vodka cranberry, thanks" Tom handed the money over me, his chest pressing on me and his other hand back on my thighs for support

"be 5 mins" the man behind the counter said before walking off to the other side of the bar

"I need a piss, stay here don't move alright?" Tom commanded, quickly patting my head like I was some kind of dog and running to the bathroom, I sat kicking my legs watching others conversations and giggling to who ever they're with

"hey.. anyone sitting here?" I turned to a voice I'd never herd before and saw a man stood there holding a empty glass

"no! you can sit don't worry" a small laugh left him and he perched onto the chair and I finally got to see his face, He's very good looking, I couldn't help but admire his features. something about him that made him stand out from the rest, his black hair and brown eyes. His hair is perfectly styled in little waves along his head, and it shines in the light. I found myself staring to his smile. It's warm and inviting, i can't help but smile back. It's infectious.

"thanks, I'm Brandon- thought I'd introduce myself so I'm not creepy" I laugh at him as I turn to speak to him better

"oh I'm Y/n, my seat will be free soon once me and my mate have our drinks" I spoke still just admiring him, it might've been the alcohol but he was gorgeous

"shame, I'm enjoying this- little old me speaking to a beautiful girl.. I say old- I'm not I'm 19, you?"" I blushed to his words

"oh 17 but I get mixed up with being either 23 or 13 most days" he chuckled at my comment

"where you from anyways?"

"Leipzig, you?" he nodded his head

"Dresden" we kept speaking till mine and Tom's drinks arrived and I quickly grabbed them "so who are you here with?"

"just my friends and some family- celebrating coming home- actually my friend should be here soon" I looked back and I saw Tom staring at me with a scowl across his face "oh erm, he's over there so I might see you later?" I smiled grabbing the drinks off the table

"yeah sure, maybe I can get your number and we could go out for drinks?" he sounded so sweet and eyes bright with hope, but I knew I had to be careful giving my number out for security reasons and also I think Tom would kill me

"maybe yeah!" I laughed it off as I walked over to he boy who looked through me to Brandon, crossing his arms "how long were you stood watching me?" I asked passing him his drink

"long enough" his seriousness scared me, what was his issue "he really liked you didn't he? eyes wondered you like a fucking map" he spat gulping his drink basically in one

"Tom I think you're being a bit dramatic, he didn't even flirt with me" it was a partial lie as he did ask for my number...

"still-" I saw the guitarist sulk a little sipping the last of his drink and staring into the distance and that when I realised it

"are... are you jealous?" his eyes shot up to me but he didn't fight my words, and I wanted to keep pushing him "come on, you can tell me" I fluttered my eyelashes at the boy who just looked away, without thinking my hand reached for his jaw and brought his gaze back to me, I was shocked with myself but I couldn't lose my control now "look at me when I'm talking to you" I spoke closer to him in a low whisper, his eyes seemed deeper and narrower, I was doing it "you don't like it when I speak to other guys hm? don't like them looking at me, thinking of me...touching me" I let the last words roll of my tongue and I could see behind his stare he was getting angrier "talk to me pretty boy"

My hand was swatted from his face as Tom pulled me by my wrist back into the cubicles, each small individual rooms with a crappy dim light glaring into the room, hurriedly we went to the first unlocked block and slammed the door closed and he locked it with a click, my back pressed against the cold tile wall and Tom stood over me I close my eyes as his lips press against mine. His hands moved around my waist, pulling me closer to him. I could feel the heat radiating off of his body as he wrapped his arms around me. His lips soft and perfect, his breath warm on my skin. I can feel my heart racing as we move together, our bodies intertwined. His hands move higher, caressing my back as we kiss. I can feel my skin tingling with anticipation as I move my hands up his chest, exploring his body. I can feel the electricity between us, the passion rising.

"You- you are a little cunt sometimes" I feel him smile into my cheek pressing kisses into my skin "but.. fuck we both know you'd never want them...as much as you want me" I hold my breath at the feeling of him humming into my ear, my arms tangle around his neck pulling him back to my lips "god you are so desperate for me" I pull back slightly opening my eyes and seeing a smirk plastering his face

"who's the one that dragged me into here?" he tilted his head in agreement but I could wait any longer, our lips smashed back together and our bodies collided once again, hungrily I moved down to his jaw peppering the line with kisses and edged down to his neck, my lips danced around until I reached just below his ear and his grip on me tightened and a noise threatened to escape his throat, I dove back into the spot sucking and pecking at it, hearing him struggle and try pry me off

"fuck Y/n- please" he begged "shit... I-I" his stuttering made my heart swell and I pulled away to see small beads of sweat forming, I looked to his eyes and they were full of glazed tears of lust

"aw- I'm sorry, didn't you like it?" I played with a strand of his hair as he shook his head no

"I fucking loved it" his lips landed back on me as he groaned into the kiss, I smiled feeling his hands go under my thighs and lift me onto his hips, my dress pushing up revealing the red panties I put on earlier "shit you are so hot" the boy whined kissing my chest, nibbling lightly at the skin

"ah- Tom" His eyes caught mine again and smile only spread further, my hands grabbed his shoulders pushing myself up and he only toyed with me more, licking my skin that was sore from being between his teeth and small noises seeped from my mouth only pushing him further "shit... Fuck Tommy- I..." his nickname came out so naturally but in the sluttiest moan I'd ever done

" God Y/n, I don't what the first place we fuck to be in a bathroom baby, so keep that pretty little mouth quiet because you're making it so hard to keep that from happening" my heart nearly exploded out my chest, I went like putty, foreheads knocking together at his words, Tom caught my lips In one last sweet kiss and put me back onto the floor "so beautiful-" Tom whispered into my ear one last time before pulling away still holding my waist

"only for you" I smiled kissing him once more again before we stood there holding each other panting and puffy lipped

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radarchives · 4 months ago

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I dont think youve gotten an ask like this before since this is an om! blog and all and this is possibly gonna sound weird or dumb of me to ask a german native this, but how hard is your grammar really?

Reason (1-1) for my question: languages are my guilty pleasure. I'm only fluent in arabic and english rn but I wanna learn as much as I can, even if just basic facts, not a language itself

Reason (1-2): people learning german insist that the grammar is "brutal" especially for english-speakers but frankly it kinda feels that theres exaggeration or a "trend" along the lines of "german grammar is impossible because everyone says so" even if it's not THAT gory, yk?

Any new language IS gonna be hard at first- thats a given. And some languages like arabic / chinese / japanese / korean are listed at the top for difficulty. Ik that german grammar has many many rules and has exceptions... Linguistic sites say thats a reason for its complexity and the majority of learners agree with "yeah it's too difficult"

But tbh?? Idk

At this point it feels like a stereotype that was based off facts at first but then got negatively exaggerated?? I think yes german grammar is more "detailed" than the english norm / other grammar rules but it isnt monstrous like whats being often said and spread about it?

Thats why I wanna hear an authentic objective thought on this from a german if you dont mind🎤

hey there!

i really don't think German is one of the most difficult languages to learn. if you're an english native speaker the things you might struggle the most with are:

- pronunciation (harsher sounds, less soft than english, äöü sounds. when you have someone who can correct you this isn't as difficult to learn)

- grammar (lots of rules and lots of exceptions as well. words are gendered with der, die, das /feminine, masculine, neutral. also learning how to decline words can be tricky as well, but i think that just comes down to memorisation and practice)

- the sheer volume of vocabulary. a lot of words are HIGHLY specific (which is the fun part to be honest. there's lots of german words that are difficult to translate to english bc of this. an example would be the German word "doch" which is something similar to "yes it is" or "is not, is too")

i can imagine the difficulty level might be similar to learning french (at least from what i can compare). honestly i can only judge this so far, at work i do have lots of people around me who are just starting to learn the language, these are a few things that i saw them struggle with as well.

i think it mostly comes down to dedication and interest. you do have to put in a lot of effort, but you obviously have to do that for every language.

i think German gets a bad rep for sounding harsh and brutal, but i think it sounds quite beautiful. here's a little comp of German words i appreciate.

Nickerchen - nap

Maus - literally means mouse, but more recently has become youth slang. you can call someone "eine süße Maus" / literally a cute mouse / when they did something nice for example. Maus is originally gendered female = die Maus, but is used in a gn way like this. Meine Follower sind zum Beispiel richtig süße Mäuse 🥰

also used as an adjective (mausig)

Fremdschämen - being embarrassed for someone else. Wenn ich sehe, dass Lucifer redet als hätte er drei Wörterbücher verschluckt, schäme ich mich fremd.

unschön - unattractive, unpleasant. this one isn't special but it's my morally acceptable way of saying "well that fucking sucked" at work. Das ist jetzt aber unschön verlaufen.

so yeah! if you want to learn it don't let the naysayers stop you!

#answers #german

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a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire · 8 months ago

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Greetings everyone! So uhm. its been a while since my last liveblog post. there have been some circumstances that made me really not wanna read, but now they have passed and I have risen from the ashes like a glorious phoenix and I can resume my divine mission of complaining about this mediocre-at-best book series to an audience of as many as 60 people if you can believe it. Also we're back to the style of post where I just jot down all my thoughts bullet-point style because my life is in shambles

Anyway, last time we had a chapter where literally nothing happened except for Lucien showing up at the very end, so lets see what he does in this chapter 47

I still cant believe its been only two months since Feyre started permanently living at the night court and forgiving Rhysand for torturing her, its taken me longer to forgive people at my school who mildly annoyed me. Also wait, Feyre was UTM for three months, shes spent more time consecutively being tortured by Rhysand than consecutively having a good time with him wth

Feyre stop fuckin jacking the bat boys off challenge (impossible!!)

Ive seen this part where Feyre talks about the bat boys being so much stronger than Lucien in english where shes like "Lucien may have trained to be a warrior, but Cassian, Azriel and Rhys were Warriors" like oh fuck, we gotta get out of here!! those guys are Proper Nouns!! But in the german version, this line is just "Lucien may have trained to become a warrior, but Cassian, Azriel and Rhysand were warriors" because nouns are always capitalized in german and not just when theyre Super Epic and Cool so you cant do that thing that english books do with proper nouns, and Idk i think thats pretty interesting

Something about Feyre being all like "theyre hunting me, its like Im their prey" really pisses me off, I think its because it could be cool and thematically relevant but instead its just kindof nothing

Speaking of which, Lucien coming ip to her and saying "We've been hunting for you" is so forced, it reminds me of how Tamlin would say these weird objectifying things to Feyre alllll the way at the start of ACOMAF even though hes never said shit like that before, except this is way worse because who on earth would say it like that?? hello?? If you were looking for someone who went missing, you'd say like, we've been searching for you or we've been looking for you, not we've been hunting for you thats just insane

HUH?? which high lord gave her the ability to slow down time??? Thats so overpowered and I dont remember anyone ever talking about it

Oh, of course they cant just be afraid of Feyre, they have to be afraid of Rhysand who just showed up

Did this motherfucker really take the time to change his outfit just make his dramatic entrance just a little more dramatic? Honestly, if it was any other guy I would think thats so iconic, but because its Rhysand just wearing his fucking black tunic again I just want him to explode

"Has your mother, the Lady of the Autumn Court, not taught you that you should listen to a lady?" why he have to say that Lucien's mom is the Lady of the Autumn Court thats so awkward. Also yeah, it sounds more awkward translated from german to english because they use both 'Lady' and 'Dame' (which is german for lady) in the same sentence, but its still just a very bad line

This is actually kind of interesting because Im guessing Lucien called Rhys a dirty son of a bitch in the original and then he growled because its like, oh Lucien insulted his lovely mother that he loves soooo much, but its been translated here as 'Hurensohn' (lit. 'whore's son') so it gains this additional layer where Lucien is not just insulting his mom also using a word that's like a trigger for him which makes it much more impactful imo. good job, Ms. Ernst

The fact that Feyre is getting on Lucien's case for siding with Gamlin over her is mighty ironic when you consider whats gonna happen in acosf, but also Lucien right now and the IC in acosf are making the same choice of listening to their close friend of several centuries over his gf that theyve known for like a year. Like, yeah, obviously its super shitty in both cases but I do get why they did it. And thats not even factoring in the political power Tamlin and Rhys have over their friends, like, it really doesnt matter if you "dont enforce rank" because youre the super special ones who were literally chosen by god to rule, you have an inherent authority over the people around you

This is all so frustrating because I do sympathize with Feyre for feeling abandoned by Lucien because that is essentially what he did, but I really dont like how hes portrayed as being unambigiously in the wrong for caring more about politics or himself than Feyre when its like, first of all, politics impact sooooo many people of course making sure that the SC at leats looks stable from the outside is more important than Feyre's mental health, and second of all, Feyre also pretty much only cares about herself. Which is her right btw, she has been very traumatized, she should be prioritizing herself for a while now, i just dont like the way the narrative frames this whole thing

Honestly, Feyre's kinda slaying rn. Her with her big spooky bat wings being all like "when youve been trapped in the darkness for so long it becomes your best friend" is kinda cool, idc

Okay, nevermind, she slayed for exactly one line and then she was nearly choking on Tamlin's name "because of what Rhysand did to him" girlie that was centuries ago why are you making this about him when he was being abusive two months ago* *i dont think he was actually being abuse but thats the framing of the narrative so im just going with it

I would usually properly translate this line but my brain isnt up to it at the moment, but its onpage 528 and I think you'll know which one I mean if you look at it, but I dont really understand Feyre being like "if I had stayed at the spring court and just given myself over to my own misery, I wouldve learned to take pleasure in other people's pain" Is it trying to justify Feyre being needlessly cruel by implying that it was inevitable and that her UTM trauma would've made her become like this no matter what? First of all, you cant say that for sure though and second of all, wowweweee Sarah Janett Maas knows soooooo much about mental health, she should become a psychiatrist, no degree necessary

"You are dead. You and your entire damned court." ohhhhhh so THATS why they call him death incarnate. Someone bring him back to life so no one ever calls him that again

??? Feyre was talking about how weird she felt about her lack of feeling when she was speaking to Lucien just now, but she was thinking about feeling guilty for desjring Rhysand?? what. Am i just being stupid rn or are those things no in any way related

man this chapter was exhausting

#anti acotar #anti acomaf #flames and darkness liveblog

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vermwerm · 2 years ago

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very normal queenkaard headcanons (1/2)

sorry this has to be a 2 parter cuz. i legitimately could not fit the entire thing in here

I totally dont have problems /s Yippee rou headcanons that make no amount of sense and that i wont explain!! For rou ive probably repeated some of these as, the list is very. long. He takes good care of his hair He likes pirates a very normal amount He hast adhd Rou very frequently forgets his accent around Queen He disregards his health in all aspects, a lot He uh. Eats raw meat- i dont know why i added this tbh, maybe its cuz i gave him sharp teeth He constantly wears Queens sweaters n stuff Ok ive seen this hc like. 3 times, but he can play piano He doesnt really, find himself worthy of much at all. Unless his worth is “given” to him by other people he doesnt believe he can give himself any sort of hint of being more than a laughing stock He has heterochromia He is. Always sleepy I have an entire list of things he would try and eat, theres like 30 things on there He smells like rainwater or coffee He does that thing ferrets do, where they like dont wake up when you try n wake them but they arent dead He either doesnt know how to cook at all and will set the kitchen on fire or he knows how to cook very well cuz malewife He is either a fucking god or just this silly little guy everyone laughs at He make bug noises Yeah he can blep, the entire family (lancer, queen, rou) can!! He hates King (hes just like me fr) He hates being alone, ironic cuz he lives alone but lancer visited him, and then ofc que appeared and ghhhsjhrenerggjfr Why did i add this wth, he has hydroreceptors or smth He doesnt have bones, why would he?? He can melt into a little Rou puddle He likes to snuggle up to que all the time, and for the most part immedietly reciprocates any affection he gets from her Im torn between if he can down an entire bottle of that psycho serum hot sauce shit and not feel a thing or eat one taki and die He calls Que “schönes” a lot (basically means beautiful in german) He cant stand sweet things/overly sugary things, but he does like black licorice and cinnamon candies He has memorized how to play a lot of card games, and in Card Castle would often play said games with Lancer

He prolly has to ask every like. 3 seconds what the fuck Que is saying cuz her frequent use of internet slang Rouxls gets swooned when Queen, yknow? He very rarely gets positive attention, so he normalized (kinda glorified) negative attention in his head, but ofc que andnshujrfhrhrghkrgh and basically he kind of always wants her attention cuz he knows she wont be.. A dickhead- If he got positive. Affection. He would cry He probably likes Will WoodHas the possibility of being emo when teenager Very rarely gets sleep, either temp insomnia or just forcing himself to stay up Im not too sure abt this one, but what if, jelly organs His posture is terrible, he looks like a blue shrimp when he sits Awwww the scrunkly 🥰🥺🥺🥺 double tap if youd scrunkly the when 😆 (imsorry) He can kinda mold his skin- cuz yknow… slime…. But he can only do it for a short period of time I have a list of blue moths, aka Rouxls moths I maybe partially imagine his mother is a crunchy mom and thats one of the sources for his problems He often misjudges how loud he is, so he could be talking like. To what seems to him as yelling but it seems very neutral to everyone else. And what he imagines neutral in his head is very quiet- that makes no sense Rou prolly has agoraphobia, like a lot of phobias tbh Ok time for huge block of text: he has a lot of mental illnesses tbh (oemgee hes just liek me-) but he tries to push them into obscurity, which isnt healthy at all!! What a surprise. But im unsure of whether or not mental help would exist in Castle Town, so he doesnt really know what hes doing is really fucking bad, he doesnt really tell anyone, and he also cant get help for his mental problems. He constantly tries to ignore his problems, using either an unhealthy or very rarely healthy . ignoring?? Mechanism????? Thats not the right term but whatever. Like any, bottled up mental problem, he sometimes lashes out. But he feels really horrible afterwards, he doesnt do anything detrimental but like yeah.. anywaye I dont think mental health problems would be stigmatized in castle town, but considering Rouxls is well. Rouxls. its more likely for people to immediately form a bias against him for something that if he was anyone else, they wouldnt hold said bias. hypocritical but common, some people who stay by their beliefs wont but like i said, its common for people to hold something over someone they dont likes head that they otherwise have said they hold no negative opinions on. I drew him in, Lady Demistrescus dress once. I now expect more people to draw him in that /j Whenever he tries to get back into the hobbies he originally gave up on, hes always quite scared of messing up his hair (at least with hobbies that can. Do that- like painting) so yippee bun rouxls He has a list of his favorite moths, almost every moth you can find is on there He has probably gotten a nose bleed so bad hes passed out. This has also probably happened multiple times He is transmasc, transfemm, and enby at the same time He loves doing his makeup <33 He sometimes, gets dressed all nice somedays even when he has nothing to do. He just “wants to feel pretty” yknow

He eats kitkats the immoral way He may have a heart chamber, but as much as i love adding bug aspects to characters i like im unsure if i want to keep this headcanon

#queen deltarune #rouxls kaard #deltarune #headcanons #deltarune headcanon #i have problems #im not even done with the rou headcanons #queenkaard

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ciaossu-imagines · 8 months ago

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Regarding your questions:

Yeah Lorenzo does call him that when he is agitated, just to piss Ava off, which is never a fun time for anybody, but nobody said the Varia have good coping strategies. All Lorenzo knoes is that if he has steam built up he usually provokes ava so they can argue and he can just let out his frustration. In later years that even goes into sexual directions (all consensual).

Ser is close to aaalmost all his sisters. His father turns out went around "experimenting" and trying to impregnate as many women as possible to find out how flame inheritance works and if it is possible to sucessfully try for a child with either multiple flame types or directly a sky flame. Turns out thats not how that works AT ALL and the women p quickly realized he is a piece of shit, which is why Sergeys mother actually directly sought out the other women to support each other. To what Ser knows there could be siblings he doesnt even know of, bc his mother never found them or they didnt want to be in the support group. The kids were raised almost all together at least the first 5 or so (Oldest to youngest: Maria, Chloe, Jingyi, Sergey, Emilia), but even as more children joined them, Ser seems to be the only guy for a good while until 2 of the kids transition in their teens. The whole household is extremely supportive of everybody even tho the women for the most part still primarily cared and raised their own. So Sergey wasn't completely abandoned when his mother died. It was just the incident that happened to Leo that kind of broke him into apathy. His family tried to help but he wouldnt LET them help. Maria and especially Chloe tried the most to snap him out and where the first he contacted when Asuna died (he could NOT catch a god damn break). So he and Chloe are super close and now that he is an adult he wants to support Maria how she supported all of them as the oldest of the kids. Jingyi moves to China after becoming an adult but she visits for chirstmas and keeps letter correspondence with Sergey, which helps him better his mandarin.

Leo knows the most languages as he knows many spoken languages (he can hear fine after all), but also learned several different sign languages. And yes it HAS been beneficial especially before everyone kinda learned some sign language because of him. For example during a mission where they have to get some goods from a dealer, the dealer is deaf and mute so he comminicates exclusively in portugese sign language and hired an interpreter. HOWEVER, this guy he hired is a fucking scam artist and sells highly overprized (which is why they were sent to investigate in the first place) and it turns out that its not the dealer causing trouble but his interpreter. Which Leo picks up on, since they didnt tell anyone Leo CAN hear and call him out on his bullshit. So Leo just frowns and taps Sergeys shoulder, signing that the guy is lying in german, to which Ser loudly proclaims "You're a fucking liar, aren't you?" and trust me, nobody liked hearing that. Leo signs the guy that he shouldnt expect mute people to be easy targets [you son of a bitch], and Lorenzo gets a bit more THREATENING in his approach.

Ser: you rarely get that angry.

Leo: [I don't like people taking advantage of others that are impaired]

Ser: yeah, I get that.

Lorenzo: in any way we're done here, lets leave. Hey Ser, how do I sign [thank you]?

Ser: pft, Lorenzo we just established that Leo can hear just fine.

Lor: I know, dumbass i wanted to broaden my fucking horizon.

And Sergey shows him the signing for thank you in the german and italian sign language (it has slight differences). Lorenzo signs Leo a thank you in italian and Leo just beams happy and gives a thumbs up.

Additional interesting thing i thought about. Probably half if not almost all of the Vatia members are italian. And italians are known to also use their hands and gestures a lot when speaking, so every time I imagine anyone having a verbal fight its probably a LOT of different handgestures in rapid succession, which is DEFINITELY something to get used to (i also believe Hayato is prone to that especially after he returns to italy bc its just so very ingrained in him, having been raised and lived in italy for many years. Which is also fun if you imagine the fucking same with Biancchi and Shamal)

YAY! More Varia boys! Also, thank you so much for answering my questions! Lorenzo and Ava together amuse me and I support that later ship, and you are right – the Varia most certainly wouldn’t be full of people with great coping strategies. Poor Ser though. His father is a jackass of supreme measures…he reminds me of Endeavor from BNHA so his father automatically pisses me off though Sergey’s mother? Awesome woman there and go her! The communal household seems really interesting as a concept and I’m glad it was such a supportive and kind atmosphere. Really, I’m glad that before all the shit rained down on him, that there was some happiness and I’m glad he’s got those close family members, even though I doubt that even later on he really lets them help him too much. I love Leo knowing that many languages and really showing how useful he is in that situation, which is a really great one.

Oh, I like the hand-talking! I do figure Hayato is a hand-talker, just because I’ve always headcanoned him as someone who’s very expressive in his body language, even when he can’t be verbally. Bianchi gets the hand-talking really bad when she gets angry, in my opinion, haha! Interesting bit of knowledge about my country/province, but French Canadians also are huge hand-talkers and where that’s a large portion of my home province, it’s a learned trait for a lot of even the English speaking people haha!

#admin chatter #not my oc's #varia boys

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ithisatanytime · 1 year ago

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2hollis - all 2s (official video)

i just had one of the funniest best public encounters ever and im not gonna do it proper justice but i was smiling all the way home, a little background first, the local tobacco store ive been frequenting for years, is entirely staffed by jewish employees, i can just tell by looking at them and the way it is and im basically never wrong about this, its also the only place i have had a job interview for in my entire life and didnt get a call back (lol), there is a female to male transgender working there, basically just a jewish chick with short hair and no parental guidance and we are on good terms right my predjudice is not personal i knew she was jewish and her politics from the jump just by looking at her but thats fine she seems nice enough. it was her and two visibly jewish males working behind the counter, i made my purchaces and told them to put in “chad mcqueen” so i could get my discounts and said “even though thats not my name” because years ago they put me in as chad as a joke because im a fucking chad. this girl who wants to be called “henry” unsurprisingly said im gonna change the format here just so its more legible, “henry” will be H for henry and ill be “j” for jake lol

H “i think names are stupid”

J “yeah i cant think of one practical use for people having names”

H “we already have -”

J “numbers?”

H “yeah numbers”

J “i think we should just have our numbers tattood on our forearms and we should all live and work in a big camp!”

another employee chimes in “the best part would be the showers!” we all laugh

J “you dont like to gamble do ya henry?”

H “no”

J “i figured, i like that we dont pick our names, but i like to gamble, if its not destiny it doesnt count i like things to be as random as possible”

H “well my real name is alexis but our last name was heinrich which our family changed when we left from russia to germany

J “so your family is russian jews?”

H “ yeah”

J *does an obnoxious victory dance because i fucking called it*

H “but they changed it because of the war”

J “what war”

H “incredulous stare”

J * poker face*

H “world war 2″

J “what about it? something happen”

H “the holocaust”

J “im surprised they didnt get put into internment camps here in the states, lots of italians and germans were put in camps in the states besides the japanese but you never hear about that for some reason”

at this point the atmosphere has shifted, the other employees are visibly jewish as well and were listening in

H “they dont tell us about most history, 99 percent of history just the one percent that makes white cis males look like the best in the world”

J “that sounds like quite the task”

H “it is”

J “i agree did you know that george washington was black? also beethoven? adolph hitler was black as well, and white people were invented by an evil scientist named yakub! black people built this country

all the employees voice their agreement i shit you not

J “see the roads out there? cotton, the building were in? cotton, my shirt? polyester!”

that gets a laugh breaking the tension a little but i dont let that last

J “i heard somewhere that they cremated six million jews! thats not possible it takes over an hour to cremate even a single corpse under ideal conditions with modern equipment under impossibly ideal circumstances, it would have taken them forty years to cremate six million, so they say some were cremated and others burned in open fires but was it fifty fifty, forty sixty, they never say! and also there was a nazi platoon whos just it was to dig up all the millions of bodies at the end of the war so they could be burned, its absolutely rediculous dont you think?

everyone is in stunned silence i look them all dead in the eye and smile and say have a nice day and strutted out of there like fucking john travolta. like i said i cant do it justice but i was laughing all the way home. i dont have anything against them personally, but i will use your perferred pronouns and call you whatever you like, but i wont let you disparage my people and deny their history to my face.

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han-jisung · 5 years ago

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Do you think Stays are toxic? I see a lot of people saying that we are one of the worst fandoms and I have no idea what's going on and why. Am I missing something or do people just like to hate on us? So since I don't understand and I know you will be honest, I'm asking for your opinion on this

okay.. so as u said i'll be honest & that's why i also first have to say that everything i'm gonna say now is just my opinion & my observation + experience!

& also i think it's very hard to describe or to create an opinion about a fandom cause not every person is the same u know? (it's the same w talking e.g. about a nation) u cannot judge every person by some standards/characteristics that u've noticed or set.. but ofc u can still notice some overall aspects that apply to many people!

i really don't want to make anyone feel down w my opinion here & pls don't feel attacked by it cause i'm sure the person who reads this rn is amazing. (even the fact that u're following me & reading this already makes u so awesome) i hv to say this before i'll start w the negativity i'm sorry :((

.. but anyways so if anyone would ask me which fandom in which u are is the one that u dislike the most? i'd have always said armys all these years but recently i'm really doubting it cause my experiences w stays r somehow getting worser :/

i've noticed that the average age of stays is very young compared to other fandoms (even if it may be cause i've always mostly only stanned 3rd generation groups) & this is in no way always bad!! i'm one of the person who probably cares the least about something like this cause u can support/love people regardless of that. it's just that some stays do really act like the typical stereotypes that u hear about that age :/

many are still very immature & unexperienced and it results in a way that they for example do not know how to correctly act sometimes..

i can only take my concert experience as an example where many people said inappropriate things to the members, followed their tourbus around & just in general did not educate themselves enough about the korean culture. (there r just some basic things everyone should know not to say or do) + and do not camp if u're unsure of the risks!! :/ (many stays took this too lightly & were very naive)

& also i said u can love and support someone regardless of any age but it depends on how far u take it. many stays do not think of personal space of the boys and r only thinking about their own desires; like don't think that u'll ever be someone's girlfriend or boyfriend just don't.. u can love & support someone also without thinking like this!! (like don't only look at visuals, pls also see the talent in them) it's just that i see many people only sexualizing them & only looking at their visuals.. (but yea many people/fans only do that)

also i think everyone knows about the channie situation right? & i've never experienced such a harsh hate towards a member just cause of a hairstyle (+ such a reasonless hate that is still going on about him doing the smallest things) it's just also very hard to form an opinion about this cause not every person who hates on chan is a stay. many people r just antis & immature people who love drama i'd say;;

but still!! there r also many 'who' have known skz since the beginning & supported them but r also 'cancelling' chan now cause of it. (many of my mutuals too!! who i had associated as lovely ppl) it's everyone's own decision if u're trusting someone cause it's not that easy but still sending hate is something different & not tolerable

so yeah many stays like drama i believe & are taking things too fast. many do not have a lot of experience & r also maybe knew to all the kpop stuff and that's why they tend to judge things too fast. (like channie didn't even hv the chance to apologize cause of jyp's rules even if he may hv wanted to)

those were just some very few overall things i've noticed about stays & i'm gonna stop now cause i don't want to bother u w an even more longer message omg;;

but anyways yeah.. it seems like i don't like stays a lot and.. i have to say it's true :( i don't mean many stays from tumblr!! cause in general ppl r a loooot kinder & friendlier here than on other platforms (i've noticed this in other fandoms too) but still yea!

#i'm sorry for replying so late!!! it's just that i first didn't know how to start this;;#it seems like i'm very positive w everything here but it's not always like this;#& when i say bad things about stays as i said i don't mean everyone & especially not many people here!!#in general forming an overall opinion about a fandom does also depend on maaaany things #like for example which platform? what country (like i hv in general a bad experience w german kpop fans that y i always try to-#-go to different countries for concerts)#& yeah just a lot that's why i said it's hard to form an opinion #people on twt r for example in general known to be a lil bit more hateful;; & i personally love many stays here on tumblr;#but yea i'm not quite sure which fandom i find more annoying recently armys or stays :/#but if we're talking about concert people & fans stays were definitely the most annoying ones i've met #like really so annoying u can't imagine agshshdjdj but it may be only those people idk #and also i appreciate it a lot that someone is actually interested in my opinion??#like i'm not someone that is very good w words or anything & i'm also very young still + immature sometimes i guess??#like i'm also talking nonsense stuff most of the time thats what i wanted to say shdjdjdudk #but yeah still thank u for being interested in my opinion? & i'm sorry for talking so much!#ask #anon #oh and a positive thing!!!#i've notived that many stays enjoyed the concert more than other fans at other concerts;#like not that many ppl were interested in filming & standing still and were focusing more on the performances and having fun!#i've loved it a lot!#but that may be also cause of skz's charm a lil bit idk cause there concert was in general a lil bit different to me #(w all their talking; being closer to fans & stuff)#long post

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undercity-rat · 3 years ago

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I want you to loose like I loose when I play

Notes: I have lost all controll. This is the longest fic I have ever written. And also the second fic I've ever written. Again, you know that english isn't my first language so yeah. I think thats it. PS how do you spell summory or summury or idk german brain...

Summury: Angst and a little fluff but mostly Angst. Jayce and Viktor are fighting and then get teleported into another universe. Jayce is terrified of the glorious evolution while Viktor thinks it's faszinating. Jayvik because i said so. Oh this is verry long this took up like 40 pages in my notes app.

Jayce and Viktor didn't allways see eye to eye. But this had blown their relationship to bits.

Jayce was arguing with Viktor in the lab when Jayce accidentally spilled too much information.

"You what?!" Viktors pale face was red from all the yelling. "I- I didn't have a choice!"

"You gave Caitlynns girlfriend our hextech gautlets, so that she could fight with them!"

"I didn't have a choice. Listen, am I that bad of a person because i gave away some research?!" "This isn't about giving away research! We are on the brink of war Jayce! I told you we would not make hextech weapons and you promised me!"

Jayce threw his fist on the table. "These are awefull people down there we needed to fight!" He shouted. "Oh, so everyones a criminal down there except for me? Got it! Let me guess why! Cause of my leg, is it that? Is it! Oh he's fine, he can't hurt anybody he can't even walk proparely!"

Viktor was hyperventilating. "You knew that if you just listened to me i would never-"

"You know what you are Jayce? You are nothing but child with too much power and money in it's hands."

That was apperantly too much for the councler. A loud slap silenced the scrawny man. Viktor didn't say a word, he just stared at the ground to his right. Frozen. So was Jayce. He had hit him.

"I- I" He stutterd. "I'm so sorry Viktor I didn't mean- I don't know what came over me- I"

Viktor remained silent. A red spot was forming on his cheek.

Finnally he spoke.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?!"

"Viktor I-"

"I don't want to hear it. Just know that if war breaks loose between piltover and zaun, i am not willing to fight against my own people. So don't expect me to stay up here." His accent thick.

For a while they both just stood there. Until Jayce finnally turned back to their experiment. "Let's just get this over with." Viktor had said.

Jayce was tinkering with a gemstone while Viktor was repairing the hexclaw and tightening a few screws.

Then it happened. Jayce was fumbling with a control pannel as a ray of blue light shot out.

Then everything was black.

When Jayce finnaly came to, everything was pain. His head, his stomach, his back, his everything hurt.

"Viktor?" He caughed. Jayce rolled over. Searching the room for his partner and shurely enaugh there he was. A few feet away laying on his side. Blood was dripping from his nose. "Viktor-"

Jayce tried to crawl but was quickly stopped by a gun pointing in his face.

He looked up in still in shock. It was Caitlyn. It looked like Caitlyn. "What the fuck Cait, why are you here? Get that out of my face!" He pushed the gun away with his palm. "How did you get here and who are you?" Her voice was demanding and calm unlike Jayce who was scared and confused.

"Cailtlyn its me, Jayce! You know me! We grew up together."

"You aren't Jayce!" She said loudly.

"Yes, yes I am. Jayce, Jayce talis."

"How interesting! Talis?" A man stepped toward them. Jayces eyes were foggy from the explosion. It took him a few seconds to get the man in focus but when he did he, couldnt believe his eyes. "Did I hit my head too hard. What the-" He stuttered out.

"Yeah that's my exact reaction." The Man held his hand out to Jayce. "Im Jayce, Jayce Giopara." He said. His voice Was loud and confident. Jayce talis took his hand without hesitation and lifted himself up.

"You're me?" He mumbled. "How does that make any sense. He stared at the Man in front of him. It was him but not quite. His eyes were different and those clothes were... weird to say the least. He was wearing armor and had his mercury hammer strapped to his back. A streak of white hair was vissible. "Am i hallucinating?"

"Cait, you can put the gun down." He spoke. She listened shaking her head slightly. Her clothing was different too. It didn't matter though because a thought quickly broke the attention he had towards her. "Viktor! Is he okay?"

"He is breathing and has a pulse. I checked as soon as you guys dropped in here." She spat. "So that's your Viktor huh?" Giopara said. Looking at Jayces partner. "A bit fragile and more human but its him, yes. Undouptedly." Jayce looked around wildly.

"What do you mean and how did this-"

"It seemes you have stumbled into another universe." Jayce heard caughing behind him and ran toward Viktor, dropping to his knees. "Hey V, its okay." He held his head up. "Why aren't you helping?!" He yelled over at the other him and the other Caitlyn.

Viktor groaned. He slowly opened his eyes.

Two Jayces were looking down at him.

"Jayce i think i hit my head too hard. Theres two of you." He stared at the Jayces. "And one of them has an awfull taste in fashion." He said looking directly at Giopara, who seemed offended by the remark.

"Viktor I um-" Viktor pushed himself up and stroked his forehead. "If this ends up beeing serrious you're paying for my hospital bill."

"Viktor this is like real." One Jayce mumbled. "Are you okay?" The other Jayce said.

"No it's not, see." Viktor sat up and placed one hand on talis arm and the other on gioparas. "Wait, hold up this isn't adding up I- you-" Viktor stutterd confused.

He scratched his head.

"Don't look at me." Talis exclaimed. "I know as little as you, V."

"So basicaly what I'm guessing happened, is that you guys were working in the lab and then something happened and you ended up in our universe."

"Jayce this is on you." Viktor said rubbing his eyes.

"How do we get back?" Talis asked quietly.

"Well, how did you get here?" Giopara responded.

"I was doing something with a gemstone and Viktor was- I've got it!" He exclamed and rushed to the chalkboard brushing past Caitlyn. "Vik, you were repairing the hexclaw because it was reacting too much to the gemstones, right?"

"Right." Viktor murmered staring back and forth at the two Jayces. "It must have reacted to my gemstone and shot into its energy field!" He shouted excitedly. "So if we do that again we might-"

"That might be a problem." Giopara Interrupted.

"Why, oh gods am I allready dead in this universe?" Viktor said exhausted.

"I wish." Cait whispered to giopara.

"Viktor is quite attached to the hexclaw, to put it nicely. Getting to it might be a problem."

"Why?" Talis asked.

"Me and our Viktor don't work thogether anymore. We have had a few differences in opinion." Jayce looked like he was trying to search for nonexistend words in a dictionary.

"Thats a nice way to put it." Cailyn cuckled.

"What happened?" Viktor spoke. His accent was thick.

"We can talk about that on the way. First we need to find a way into the undercity without beeing seen."

"Im sorry, we're going to the undercity?" Talis grew concerned.

"Yeah obviously. It's where he works."

What had happened between Viktor and this Jayce that ended him up in the undercity? His mind begann to race, creating an awfull pit in his stomach.

"My girlfriend can get us down. VI is from there after all."

Viktor looked around the room for his cane. "And why exactly is it that you don't want to be seen going down there?"

He finnally found it beneath a pile of books papers and rubble.

Jayce took a deep breath. "Because piltover and zaun are at war." The pit in talis stomach grew exponentionally. His head felt like it was spinning. War? He looked over at Viktor who seemed just as shocked as he was.

"I can't risk beeing seen in zaun at the moment."

Caitlyn gave him a loopsided smile.

"Don't worry Vi will make sure everything goes smoothly."

Jayce swallowed. Viktor gave him a death stare. He was still reasonably mad.

Loud thumping eccoed in the halls to the lab. "Speak of the devil.""

Gipara joked. The the door flung open. VI made a few stepps into the lab. "You okay golden boy it looked like something exploded in here from the outside so i wanted to- why are you here cupcake?"

Jayce couldn't help but stare at her. This was Vi, the same person he had fought with at the shimmer factory. She was wearing the same gautlets him and Viktor had made. It was then that she noticed them.

Her face began to morph into confusion.

"Wait wha-"

Jayce tried to smile and gave a quiet "hey". "So," giopara begann. "This is me from another universe. He had and experiment go wrong with hextech and now he is here."

He gestured at talis. VI grew even more confused. "We need to get them back and to do that i kind of need to-" jayce paused and swalloed. "Talk to um-" He stutterd. "Viktor?"

"The machine herald?"

Vi frowned at him. Her eyes widened. She rose her fists to her chest. "I'll take care of him."

"No no no. It's uhh." He muttered.

Jayce stared at his Viktor, who was trying not to collapse as his weak leg trembled undeath his own weight. Why would she fight him? Tons of horrible immiges flooded his head again.

"I don't need something from him i really do need to talk to him. This is um- listen Vi -" "Don't worry I will make sure he doesn't cause truble."

"I need you to get us into the the undercity without beeing seen."

Giopara stuttered. "No problem, and you are?" She gestured at Viktor. Vik opened his mouth but was quickly inturrupted by giopara. "He is a friend of talis. He happened to be in the lab when the accident happened." Viktor raised his eyebrow. Talis stayed quiet. "Allright everyone follow me."

They were walking through piltover when Jayce finnaly broke. "Why did you lie to her about Viktor?" He wispered. "Okay you know what, nobody mentions the name Viktor anymore." He gestured at the scrawny scientist who replied with a quiet.

"What did I do?" "Listen nobody can know you are Viktor, okay? Please, this is for your own safety."

Jayce and Viktor just stared at him.

Jayces mind begann to wander. Why did he want this? What had happened between him and viktor.

"Hey cane guy? How long can you walk?" Vi questioned. Viktor rolled his eyes. "I can walk fine it doesnt hurt."

"Good, good!"

"So what exactly is wrong with your leg then?"

She continued. "It's nothing. I was born with a limp in my leg and it's just naturally turned inward a little which makes it hard to walk without a cane."

"Allright interesting."

"Im not fragile. Im not going to die from a Trip to the undercity." Viktor finnaly exclaimed annoyed. Everyone allways assumed he was weak. It bugged him, a lot.

"Hmm" VI simply said.

"Allright, Jayce!"

"YES!" Both of them yelled at the same time.

"Allright this isn't going to work. From now on you're giopara and you Mr puppyface," she poited to talis. "Are talis. Got it?"

The nodded in synch.

"Wait what did you just call me?" Talis mumbled but Vi didn't seem to hear.

Marching into the lanes Jayce couldn't help but notice how the people looked at them.

Exspecially at giopara. They practicly fled from him. Some looked scared others disgusted.

There were people with body replacements and open wounds everywhere. Some people looked malnourished and wore dirty cloths others were increadibly muskular and covered in scars.

What shook him the most was just how calm and unstartled Viktor was. He was used to it after all.

Like he hadn't been worried enaugh the knot in his stomach grew tighter.

The air got thicker and thicker the more they walked and the people around them got sicker and sicker. Visibly poorer.

Viktor was calm as ever. While Jayce was caughing every few seconds his partner seemed perfectly used to the air.

He grew up in this? How?

He followed them blindly untill they reached a part of the undercity talis had never seen before nor heard of.

There were big robots roaming around the area. They had guns attached to their backs.

What they were guarding though was even more terrifying.

A mansion. A ginormous building that was straight out of a horror movie.

"Welp, here we go."

"We are not going in there!" Talis protested. VI Was allready opening the creaking gates. Oh lord.

"Allright we need to get around the bots. Everyone stay as quiet as you can and stay close." Vi whispered and began to sneak around the place.

Yeesh there really were a lot of robots, giant, made of shining metal with glowing eyes. Some glowing yellow others a shimmer pink like he had seen at the factory, and then others .... blue. Hextech blue.

Jayce didn't want to think about it.

Before he knew it theit small group was standing at a door. Giopara at the lead, quickly checking a window before beginning to lockpick.

"It seems empty."

"I can't see him nor Blitzcrank."

"Who is Blitzcrank and why are we here?" Viktor began quietly.

Giopara responded with his loud voice. "One of his monsters. He lives here."

Viktor seemed visibly unsatisfied with that answer.

Jayce was beginning to get more and more anxious. "So, we are here and i still don't know what hapened with you and-" He mouthed the word "Viktor". Giopara sighed. "Viktor went mad."

"Mad is kind of an understatement, don't you think?" Vi chuckled.

Talis swalloed. "You see all of those robots?" She pointed at the hoard they were hiding from. "Viktor is their maker. Hes nutts, litterally nutts and bolts."

Talis heart sunk. "Enaugh!" Giopara huffed still battling with the door.

"What? He is mad! Him and his glorious evolution theory-" Vi was intertupted by the doors click.

"There, open!" He stood up and proudly opened the door. "Everyone in before the robots hear you, Vi."

They obeyed. Once they were all inside giopara locked the door behind them. "So what exactly is the glorious evolution?" Viktor started.

"Oh hoho, this gonna be fun!" Giopara gave her a mean look. "What? They want to know, let them know!"

Talis was scared but he was finnally getting answers. He took a deep breath and prepaired himself for whatever she was about to tell him. Boy, was he not ready.

"So like Viktor used to work with Jayce on hextech and everything was fine and dandy untill one day Viktor just went mad out of nowhere. He started talking about this glorious evolution and how he thinks that-" she deepened her voice and tried to mimic his accent. "Flesh is a weakness we must shed."

Jayce looked at his Viktor. "And he had this machine evolution theory and wanted to test it on people. The thing is, right, that nobody wants to just have a perfectly good limb cut off and replaced so he started experimenting on himself in secret."

Viktor swallowed clenching his augmented fist. He still hadn't told anyone.

Giopara opened his mouth to take over.

"The thing is you can only hide so much of your body. So one day he just went overboard and begann to try and drug people. Starting with his assistent. She dissapeared. Last seen walking into his lab and then never out. I later found the empty flask and confronted him about it.

I had to exile him."

"Viktor, they call him the machine harald now. He thinks he has perfected this glorious evolution. Some people down here praise him like a god."

Viktor was trying his best to get skys immage out of his head.

"He turns people into machines if they want it or not. And if you start protesting then, oh 'your dumb human brain is too emotional to make desitions over your own body let me do it.' That emotionless bastard." Gioparas face was getting more and more red from the yelling.

Meanwhile talis was trying not to throw up. The pit in his stomach had reached his throught and he felt sick but he mannaged to keep it down. Viktor grabbed his hand. He looked into his eyes with a look of fear.

"Im getting too distracted."

He looked around the place. Jayce couldnt focus anyomore he was repulced of even the idea of their Viktor.

Viktor on the othe hand couldn't help but feel guilty. Rather than repulse, the idea of this glorious evolution intruiged him. It faszinated him even. Of course the machine herald as they called him had gone over the top but still.

He shook the thought out of his head.

"So we are in his home right now?" Talis asked qietly.

"Do you need to sit down?" Vi looked at him concerned. "You look a little startled."

It was only when Jayce looked at his hand that he noticed he was shaking. A lot.

"Im good." He lied.

Footstepps.

They were getting louder.

Heavier. Metall clanks and creaks.

"Everyone behind me!" Giopara shouted.

The door burst open.

There he was.

A man. A machine.

Tall. So tall. His body made of metall. Yellow and purple glowed from inside him. His face was...

There was nothing human about him other than his hair. A white streak shimmered though his messy brown hair. It stood up in all possible angles.

Don't vomit he told himself. He shivered. His hand clenched around Viktors and for a second he thought he was holding it so tight he might have hurt him.

Viktor just stared. His eyes couldn't leave the machine. They were filled with somewhat of a childlike wonder.

"Defender." His metallic voice exclaimed calm. VI rose her fists. Giopara held his hand to her to signal that he wanted her to stop. He took a deep breath.

"I'm here to have a talk with you."

A third arm rose from the machine heralds back. Upon closer Inspektion talis noticed that... holy shit, that's the hexclaw.

That's what they were talking about.

It slowly begann to glow. "I'm not here to fight you Viktor."

Giopara stood still. "I need to-" his words got stuck in his throught. "Work with you."

The claw fell. A garing sound was heard from the machine. A loud metallic laugh.

"Right, right the man of progress comming to work with the machine herald what's next Jinx stops blowing buildings up and moves to backing."

"Truely hillarious defender." He paused to calm down again, then annoyed as ever said. "What do you want?"

Talis and Viktor still hid behind Vi and giopara.

"If this is about the hexcore again i swear-"

Viktor fliched at the mention of it. A shiver went down his spine when he noticed it. Attached to the staff he was holding. Glowing. Pulsing.

Giopara took a deep breath and then stepped aside.

"This is me from another universe. I need your hexclaw to get him back."

Viktor didn't show any reaktion he just asked: "you mean my death ray?"

The Jayces noded. "Whatever you want to call it."

"Fine let's get this done quick so I can beat you up later."

He moaned and pushed past giopara.

"Look at you." He knelt down to get a better look at talis. "You're Jayce but weaker. How interesting." Talis was shaking too much at this point. He was too close to him.

"If you hurt him I'll-"

"Im Jayce talis!" Talis said holding out his hand. It was best to stay calm. If he would have let giopara continue to yell they might have started to fight.

The machine took it. "How polite, you have manners, unlike mine."

Gipoara groaned. "So, how do we get you back?"

Talis looked over to Vi. She nodded and slowly stepped aside to reveal Viktor behind her. He was fixated on the other Viktor. Almost in a trance.

"Im-" He stutterd. The machine herald inturrupted him.

"So small. And this-" He pointed at his weak leg. "Boy do I have solution for you-"

"Dont you dare turn him into one of your monsters." Vi yelled.

"Would you let him talk?" The metall creaked.

"It's okay, Im sorry I can't talk, im a bit stunned." Viktor tried.

"Don't apologise for taking time to register how he mutilated himself." Giopara shouted. "Mutilated eh?"

The machine moved back to giopara. "You are the one who did this to me. You left me no choice." They stared at each other quietly. "But let's not turn this into a debate. We have guests after all."

Talis rushed to Viktor. "Hey are you okay?"

"Yeah I dont know I-"

He begann to cough again. "Here let's get you to sit down, V."

Talis guided him to a chair.

"V?" Vi asked, she seemed allmost mad. "That's what Jayce used to call-"

Oh no.

"Whats your name?" She stomped toward him.

Viktor tried to catch his breath. "Listen Vi, I can explain. You need to calm down." Giopara begann. His voice was calmer than before.

"You are Viktor? That's what he used to look like?" She stared at the scientist.

Her fists clenching. "And you knew?"

"Violett please!"

"Move away from him!" The metall voice rang. "He needs to lay down." He walked toward them and pushed Vi, giopara and talis aside on the way.

"Here, I know you can't breathe proparely." He picked Viktor up with ease. Beeing so close to him he was able to get a better look. Now Viktor noticed that the metall of his face wasn't connected to the metall of his throught. And there was some cabels and leather hidden in his hair. It was a mask.

"There." He put the scrawny man down on a medial tabel. "I know its uncompfortable but its the best thing i have."

The others followed them. Jayce terrified of the view of Viktor laying there. The room was filled with prostetic limbs and metall organs in jars. Jayce had to swallow again. He felt sick.

"Don't worry defender, I won't do anything to him."

Giopara tried to get closed but was pushed aside by a robot. "Blitzcrank will prevent you from causing any damage." So that was Blitzcrank? Out of all the robots he looked the most nice. He seemed friendly.

"You can come closer. Come on don't be shy." He poited to talis. Shaking he moved closer. "Tell me, how do I get you back?"

"Viktor and I were experimenting. And-"

He pulled out the gemstone and begann to explain. Withinn minutes the machine herald had figured out what they had to do.

He started assembling a few things on a table when Viktor begann caughing again, longer this time. Talis rushed to his side. Blood was dripping from his nose.

The machine took something from his belt and inserted it into a small contarption behind them.

He moved next to Jayce holding it up. It was some sort of surringe with a purple liquid inside.

"Calm down. Try to relax."

"What are you?" Before Jayce could think, the herald held both of talis hands in one palm and the liquid was injected into Viktors neck. He yelped in pain. "You little-" Giopara and Vi tried to get closet but Blitzcrank had them under his force.

Talis watched in horror.

The herald pulled the surringe out while Viktor was still processing what had just happened. He let go of talis hands. "There we go. Take a deep breath."

Viktor did. He was able to breathe again. He put one hand to his throught feeling the puncture wound. He couldn't believe it.

That's when he was pulled back to realitly by everyone screaming at him. Except for the other Viktor who was working on something on the table. He had his back turned to him.

"Are you okay?"

"What did he do to you? Are you in pain."

"I- I can breathe." He looked at his Jayce. Then trew his hands around him.

"Better isn't it?" The metall voice asked.

He tried to contain his cries.

"What did you give him?" Giopara yelled. "Medicin." He replied.

"Giopara reached for his hammer and thrashed Blitzcrank aside. Who stood up like nothing had happened and grabbed him by the whaist. "You are going to cause serous damage with that in here. You would put four people at risk." It said in a friendly robotic way.

Jayce dropped the hammer with a sigh. "The cristal." The Herald asked. Even though it sounded more like a demand.

Talis let go of Viktor and carfully gave him the gemstone. He put it into a small contraption and picked it up.

"Come with me."

Viktor slowly got down from the table. They walked into an open room. The Harald placed the contraption on the ground ans rose his third arm slowly.

He pressed a Button on the small machine and the gemstone begann to spinn. A blue shield started to appear around it.

"The energie field." Jayce called out.

"Now I will let you go-" The other Viktor said slowly. "Under one condiotion."

He was about to start talking when they were inturuppted by a childlike scream.

They looked over at giopara who was holding up a child by their arm.

"Naph!" The machine shouted. And even though Jayce knew it was unlikely, it sounded like fear in his voice.

"Take it off!" Giopara said. VI just stared at him.

"Put him down, let him go! He has nothing to do with this!"

"Take it off! The mask I know its a mask I just- I need to know if theres still a face underneath." Jayce looked mad and at the same time on the verge of tears.

"We have been death matching each other for years now I just- I'll let him go if you-"

"Fine, fine."

Viktor reached into his hair and fumbled around with his fingers untill a click was heard. Then another.

The metall mask fell to the ground to reveal... a human face.

It was surounded by metal framing and his eyes were differrent, yes, but it was a human face. He looked exactly like Viktor only a bit older.

Giopara dropped the boy.

The kid rushed to the Herald and hugged him. Viktor craidled him in his arms. "Naph honey, are you allright my boy?"

His voice was still metallic just a little less than before. He looked back at giopara.

Vi was stunned at the view of this machine hugging a child.

Then at talis.

"You should leave now." He rose his third arm. "Good luck."

He put down the boy and fired the hexclaw into the energiefield.

Then everything was white again. Then black.

Jayce opened his eyes to Viktor talking to him. His Viktor. "Jayce! There, I was beginning to get worried."

He helped him up and Jayce looked around. They were home back in their lab everything was as they left it.

Jayce looked at Viktor and hugged him. So tight he never wanted to let go.

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!"

#jayce arcane #viktor arcane #viktor fanfiction #jayvik divorce era #jayce giopara #jayvik #viktor angst #vi arcane #glorious evolution #caitlyn kiramman #blitzcrank #arcane: league of legends

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janeyseymour · 3 years ago

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I saw the second preview of six and here are my thoughts (along with a few fun stories at the end):

My heart literally fell out of my ass when the queens started walking out They changed a few small little things here and there and it was perfect If six doesn’t win best lighting at the Tony’s I will sue Ex-wives was WOW I literally could not stop smiling Some of the poses were different

ADRIANNA FREAKING NAILED NO WAY

I am convinced she just is beyonce always

She’s just fantastic in that role and that’s what I have to say about that

Ig abby danced a little too hard during no way because she kept messing with her wig after

Actually she lowkey played with it throughout the whole show and it was adorbs

Britt was helping her fix it and like pointing out where it was a little cray (also abby’s wig looks so good omf)

ANDREA IS- WOAH DURING DLYH

Her delivery throughout the whole show was a bit more mature, but it was still so babey I love her

(On a side note someone today told me I look like Andrea, which is very kind but so untrue because I literally look like a broken thumb and she is gorgeous)

Her “IM NOT SORRY” was amAZING

She like low-key cut made the whole head joke short and im kinda sad ab it, but it was still fantastique

Through the “Wearing Yellow To A Funeral Bit” abby looked confused through the entire thing and I was cracking up

HEART OF STONE HOLY SHIT

She was INCREDIBLE and her dress was so pretty and sparkly and I just wow

Shes just so pretty in general like ma’am how do you do that please drop the skin care routine

The emotion that was conveyed was enough to make me tear up BUT I DID NOT CRY AND I AM VERY PROUD OF THAT

she did the “you lift me high” line and kinda went into this airy place in her voice and it was angelic and heavenly and all the good things

HER RIFFS WERE JUST DFJDHJLFH

She was just fantastic and thats all I have to say

Thats a lie I have so many things to say about that woman but the time will come

HOH was a whole acid trip there was a point during this song where I literally just took it all in and then thought “Janey, you really spent your hard earned money to go on an acid trip for a solid few minutes good job”

Their dancing is hilarious and thats that

ABBY SAYING “BUT WE CANNOT GUARANTEE THAT YOU’LL STILL WALK AT FORTY” I had to stifle a laugh because my queen is indeed 40

THE GERMAN ACCENTS HAD ME QUAKING

Brittney Mack is… all bad bitch energy and I was living for it

She is a queen

When she did the “my horses can trot up to twelve miles an hour”- in the boot (not that I watch those…) abby is always making a 😳😶😲 kind of face and this time she just couldn’t stop smiling and it made me laugh

WOOF

Her reveal was SO GOOD she literally just started checking out her nails while everyone just applauded… AS THEY SHOULD

When britt told the person to get up, this person full on WENT and britt was like shook it was hysterical

THE INTERLUDE BETWEEN GET DOWN AND THEN KAT’S ROAST WAS ICONIQUE

i dont think it was here but I cant remember where it was but BRITT WAS PLAYING WITH ABBY’S WIG AND IT WAS REALLY CUTE SHE WAS LIKE PLAYING WITH THE ENDS OF IT AND AWH

justice for the beheaded cousins

BOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO BABY MARY HAD THE CHICKEN POX AND YOU DIDN’T GET TO HOLD HER HAND… YOU KNOW ITS FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN I WANTED TO HOLD MY NEWBORN SON…. IIIIII DIIIIIIEDD. Abby lowkey went feral and I loved every second of it and then her pose after got so many laughs it was truly amazing

THE K HOWARD ROAST WAS JUST SO GOOD IT WAS SO GOOD

Aywd destroyed me

I also teared up here but I did not let those babies fall because I was not about to ruin my look

justice for my pink queen

Her delivery is insane and honestly its gotten better and I didn’t even know that was possible because WOW SHE WAS ALREADY STUNNING BUT DAMN MY HEART GOT RIPPED OUT OF MY CHEST

The whole “Catherine not singing” bit was fantastic

Abby looked so confused the entire time

Andrea’s “hahaha what” was perfecto

when Anna said “should we really be doing this” someone in the audience went “yes” very loudly and made the queens break for a solid second abby almost forgot to say her line and you could barely hear it because the audience was laughing at the rando

Anna acknowledged it and just went “I know” before turning to the queens and saying “I know” it was hysterical

“I’m Catherine parr, I draw the line in arbitrary places bLaH bLaH bLaH”

THE CLAPPING- BRITT GOT IN HER FACE AND JUST *CLAP. CLAP. CLAP.” It was the funniest thing oh my gosh

“Are you sure Catherine? I-we don’t mind if you wanna sit this one out… I mean you must be exhausted from all those backing vocals”

IDNYL WAS INSANE AND ANNA UZELE IS WICKED TALENTED LIKE DANG

I dont know if this was intentional or not but when they all start to understand the purpose of parr’s thing- abby is the last to stand up and in my head im like “no yeah that makes sense because shes “the one he truly loved” and shes still trying to get to a point where shes realizing he wasn’t all that great and I dont know I just really like that minor detail

The whole “remember that I was a writer…” part got loud cheers, especially from abby it was very cute

She did a new riff on the “we all disappear” line and WOW my eyes went so wide it was so good I was genuinely shook

the “i dont get it” was sooo good

“My sixth finger” was said so casually and so determinedly that it was a whole new joke and I loved it

“Everyone notices Jane cant dance” -abby just looking so sad

“Yeeeaaaahhhhh. I read!” Was so cute and she sounded so proud of herself it was adorbs

The way they just stood there awkwardly was amazing and got so many laughs it was so good

When sam said the line about competing, abby really almost cut Anna’s line out but she caught herself and it was funny I dont know if anyone else noticed it, but I did and it was glorious

REMIX

“Rise abo-o-o-o-ove” WAS BEAUTIFUL THEY WERE IN SUCH GOOD HARMONY

AGAIN, ANNA’S RIFFS HOW DOES THAT WOMAN DO THAT AT THE END OF THE SHOW LIKE SHIT

After it was over, of course it got long applause and the entire time abby was doing her like “sparkle hands” but also awkwardly moving her arm kinda like a noodle and then going back to sparkle hands and it gave me a good chuckle

Six

The slow acoustic part was so soft I died

The harmonies was delicious

The audience was so hype

Megasix

Super hype

Amazing

Fantastic

All the good things ever

Basically it was just adorable and amazing and absolutely stunning

The new costumes are gorgeous and the lighting is wild if they don’t win best lighting for Tony awards I will full on riot

Aragon and Boleyn interacted a lot and so did Seymour and Cleves and it was very very sweet

Abby interacted with the band a lot to the point where she almost missed a cue and it was very endearing

AND THEN THEY DID THE CURTAIN UP THING AND FIRST OF ALL WOW THEY ARE ALL SO CUTE AND IT WAS SO SWEET SEEING THE WAY THEY ALL WATCHED EACH OTHER WHILE THEY WERE SINGING AND I JUST JDKFDJLA

abby’s hair is SO LONG but I am here for it

So I was looking for my friend when I hear “Make some room, make a path!” From a security guard, and the queens legit walked RIGHT PAST ME

I wanted to go to the theatre anyway to take pictures, but when I saw them, I did follow them back to the theatre because wow I wanted to bask in their glory I didnt even want to talk to them I just wanted to be in their presence

So im like, walking behind them when this happens:

I guess abby saw someone she knew because I heard this “abby!” And then she was like “OH MY GOD” and like RAN to hug them and i legit almost walked right into her/got stepped on but i freaking stopped like a noob i should’ve just let her run me over but I did not I just stopped in my tracks and let out a soft “aH” and then went around her

And then I got to meet a friend and apparently toby heard us squealing and watched us hug for a solid however long so that was awkward

And Julia schade was like talking to him and stared at us for a good amount of time

And then I was walking away and passed Julia again and she kept looking at me, but she was talking to someone else and I think she thought I was going to stay to talk to her (and I would have loved to) but I didnt I just gave her a smile, a nod, and a little wave because I can not do confrontation like if I could not confront abby ma’am I cannot confront u either I am SHY

And that is a very detailed run down of my time in nyc at the brooks

#six the musical #six broadway #six the musical cast #adrianna hicks #andrea macasaet #abby mueller #brittney mack #sam pauly #samantha pauly #anna uzele #new york city #broadway #hairspray musical #theatre #theater

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natromanxoff · 3 years ago

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19 - The Dynamic Duo V Montreux

Hello folks. I was sitting around twiddling my thumbs and I thought I would give the old hard drive a clean up, so before I dump a load of rubbish I thought I'd better answer these before I throw everything in the recycle bin. Let's start with a lady from New Jersey who goes by the name of Dorothy who gave me a very interesting offer for the next time I'm in New York. If you're reading this Dorothy, could you send Jacky your email address so I can reply to you. I've just opened up a "secret" Hotmail account so I can send replies without pestering the lovely Mrs Smith all the time, and to test it I went to the guestbook and picked a few names at random. Maybe I should reply to the irate drummer, but if I do that he'll just reply to me and the girls in the office will miss out on laughing at him as well. Staying with the skin bashers for a mo, Ron Hansen in Madison is a drummer, and said he liked my jokes and reckons Mr Irate uses three sticks, two in his hands and one up his arse (his words not mine). Would I be correct in saying your a Zep fan Ron? Today's question is, "What do you get if you cross a drummer with a roadie?" The answer is a stupid roadie.

Moving on, last time around I mentioned a drink which we consumed in Brazil, and the charming Sonia and Dina informed me it was called Caipirinha, and a pleasant little tipple it was to. Somewhere in Australia there is a lady called Karen who is listening to the Offspring CD non-stop, so I'm gonna have to try and answer her question as she has such great musical tastes, even though she wants to know the..........(flashing lights, fireworks, drum roll) Hoover Salesman Story. ARGHHHH. Its actually a very short tale, and I think it's quiet boring but it seems to have grown in stature over the years, and as always I'm gonna drag it out and start from the first skiing expedition that I ventured on with RT.

Having checked my trendy little biog mag, I reckon the year is 1980, and the dynamic duo are in Montreux putting the finishing touches to Fun in Space and we have a few days off before a tour starts in Zurich when Rog says, "Let's go skiing." He had skied a few times before and was ok at it, but I had never put a pair of skis on in my life. I said, "Lets go, but you ski and I'll just get pissed." He then went on about what a buzz it is and how I would love it, etc. As we were touring soon our American crew had to fly out, so I called up Jim Devenney and told him to come over a couple of days earlier cause we were gonna ski. Jim is a great skier and was on the first flight available and I picked him up at Geneva airport ready for some fun. That night we hit the town and have too many drinks and Rog goes off to bed semi early, while Jim and myself sat out on the jetty of Duckingham Palace with a ghetto blaster, Derek and Clive tapes, and a vat of wine singing disgusting songs at full blast, which must have echoed over to France. Suddenly we hear a French voice screaming at us and we have no idea what he was saying so we carried on goofing around, and the next thing I hear is a huge splash as Devenney falls in.

Let me assure you that a drunk trying to get a drunk out of Lake Geneva is not an easy task, but we succeed and head back to DP and retire to our rooms. I'd just got into bed when I hear a crash and go to investigate, only to find JD had gone in the wrong room and was trying to get into a baby's cot, and getting him out of there was harder than getting him of the lake.

Next day Roger, Dave Richards, his wife Collette, Jim and myself set off to Zermatt, and on arrival we stock up on skis, passes and other skiing paraphernalia (big words now!) Dinner, drinks and off to bed. Next morning we're up and ready to go, and thinking I'll never ski again after this I refuse to waste money on a ski suit, so I wear jeans. My second wrong move, the first was agreeing to go. The hotel owner wouldn't let us leave the hotel without first drinking a couple of Sambuccas, not my idea of a good breakfast, eggs, bacon, tea, toast and Italian liqueurs, but who are we to refuse. Next I've got to try and walk in those godamn boots, and we eventually arrive at the top of the Matterhorn.

The OK skiers, RT and Dave set off on their own, Collette begins a very slow trip down while JD tells me he'll stay and teach me. On go the skis, and down I go, flat on my arse. Up I get and I'm off, for all of about 2ft before I'm down again. This is not any fun. After a couple more tumbles my great mate Jim said, "If you're gonna f*** around I'm going." And thats the last I saw of him all day. Thanks pal. I'm standing there watching people ski and think, "It can't be that hard. If you stand like this, lean like that, you can ski." So I stand and lean in the correct positions and I'm away, screeching down a mountain with only one very small problem, I have no idea how to turn or stop, so as I'm flying past Collette, and she reckons I looked very worried, I yelled for some advice and all she said was, "DIVE." Sound advice, so thats what I do, and by now I'm getting wet. I wait for her and then we set off together, the blind leading the blind, with me diving at the slightest bit of speed or bend in the piste. A million years later we eventually reach the bottom of this awful slope and it's finally over. Wrong. Theres a T-bar to get on so we wait in line till it's our turn. You're supposed to put the bar just under your bum and it drags you up, but I'm 6ft and Collettes about 5ft 5in, so the bar was either in the middle of her back or around my knees, and no one told me not to sit on the f***ing thing and we bounced around for a while until we fell off. I'm now getting really pissed off with all this, "Get me a helicopter," I demanded from Collete. She told me they don't just send them, you have to be hurt. I replied with, "I'll break my f***ing arm but I've gotta get off this mountain." Realising I'm not getting a copter I light a ciggie and ponder.

We agree to split up and go with someone our own height, so I ended up with a great German guy who was really helpful. Once on the T-bar I can see that it goes way up and I would have to ski back down to base camp, and in case you've forgotten, I can't ski, so I said that I was gonna bail out, and jumped off. I then head of in a straight line to the cable car, skis on the shoulder and wading through 3ft of snow in a pair of very heavy and very cold jeans. What seemed like hours of wading I make civilisation and head to the bar for a triple strength coffee and a triple scotch while everyone gawked at me cause I looked like I had a shower fully clothed. Yeah, I wanna do this again.

Dinner that night was great fun for the others cause they got to take the piss out of me. Their day will come. The rest of the nights activities shall remain sealed away, but a good time was had by one and all. The tour went smoothly and I try and put Zermatt behind me, except Collette, still to this day, takes great delight in telling everyone about it, and everytime she says it she makes me look more and more pathetic.

The next winter appears and I'm at home and the phone rings, "CT, wanna go skiing?" To which my reply was nothing like, "Oh I'd love to you fabulous little drummer boy." I can't believe he talked me into it again, but this time we were gonna do things correctly and go to Aviemore in Scotland and take lessons, this was the saving factor in his plan. So once again we pile into the Range Rover and aim north. We split the driving (for a change) and had a good journey up through the snow covered mountains till we get to the resort. A usual night was on the cards, dinner, drinks and bed, then up bright and early for some lessons and a good day on the slopes. This time we've both got the correct outfits so we head off to where our little group of idiot skiers are. We're all standing in a line, with Rog and me at the end, and each person gets to snow-plough a few feet. These clowns have less idea than my first try, and it's also incredibly cold and we've now got icicles hanging off our hair. It's our turn and we both look like olympic champions, but the only thing wrong with getting it right the first time is that the instructor then turns his attentions back to the start of the line. Here I am once again standing on the top of a mountain, freezing cold with two 'things' stuck on the end of a pair of stupid boots, and I inform His Royal Highness that the next trip away involves sand and sun, no excuses, end of argument. RT agreed that this wasn't much fun and thought my idea worth considering.

We finally heard the two magic words, "Lunch Break." We're gone in search of some good HOT food and a nice beaujolais, and we found both. We also found that the hotel bar had an amazing selection of whisky, and we had to try as many as possible. We're now semi pissed and decide that as we're warm we might as well go back to this lesson even though we are very late, and the instructor looked at us and said, "Where have you two been?" Rog came back with "Trying lots of your wonderful scotch's." He was fine with that answer and we carried on trying to learn something, and would you believe by the end of the day I could actually turn and stop.

Back to the hotel for a nap before dinner. Over a very nice meal and a couple of little drinkettes we agree that it's far to cold here and we'll clear off the next day, so into the bar we go with our earlier mission of trying all the scotch's. We were sitting at a table chatting away and cracking jokes with each other and end up talking to the couple on the next table, swapping skiing stories, needless to say mine were very short, and having a bit of a laugh, when the woman said, "What do you two do for a living?" God knows why, but I said; "We're Hoover salesmen." At first they didn't believe us but we both started going on about the difference between domestic and industrial cleaners, uprights, backpack types, ones you pull along the floor. We went on about the different wattage, suction power, the amount of pressure on Axminsters and Wilton carpets, even a couple of car expressions like overhead this and thats. What the hell do we know about vacuum cleaners? But boy are we good at this. After about 30 mins of utter bullshit the subject finally changed and they wished us all the best with our door to door salesmanship and off they went to bed. We then had to reassure each other what we actually did for a living, had some more drinks and tried to work out how we knew so much about cleaners as both of us have spent most of our lives trying to stay well away from them. We spent the drive back to London having a good laugh about the one day we spent in a Scottish ski resort.

Well that's it folks, the story of a small company, R & C Taylor,..... Hoover Salesmen. I did learn to ski quite well, and whilst in Gstadd doing the Shove it album Spike flew out cause he fancied learning to ski, and the fool asked me to teach him. I wasn't much help because everytime he fell over I burst out laughing cause I kept seeing myself in Zermatt, and Spike looked just as worried and stupid as I did.

Before I go I noticed that Jacky had to get her boiler fixed and said for me not to make a comment, but little things like that spark me off and I remembered that when we were recording in the Townhouse Studios I had a little, no a big affair with the studio chef. Every three months Virgin would do a magazine for all their staff, written by all the heads of various departments, airlines, studios, video, shops, films, etc. and they would say what was going on with their particular section. Alan Douglas, who was chief engineer of all Virgin studios wrote who was recording where, and he wrote, "Queen are in studio 4, and Crystal, their main man is stoking the kitchen boiler." I thought that was hilarious, but Jane went ballistic. That's it for now.

Loadsa luv Crystal (Carpet cleaner to the stars)

#oh i suppose i forgot to queue this!#queen #queen band #roger taylor #roger meddows taylor #spike edney #crystal taylor #crystal's tales

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sapphireplums · 4 years ago

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𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐥𝐥 -𝟏-

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Description: When Bucky Barnes is captured by HYDRA, his life has one meaning: being a weapon. But what happens when HYDRA kidnaps a little girl for them to experiment on? Will he grow fond on the child? Or will he just ignore her and follow his handlers orders?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Daughter!Reader / Child!reader

Part 2

a/n: hey guys! this is my first time posting a fic (well actually posting anything in general) and im super nervous to post this so i apologize in advance if its bad :/. im also somewhat new on tumblr so im always down to talk and meet new people 🥺. feedback and love would be appreciated 😘

love you babes- charity

November 22, 1963

The Winter Soldier was sitting in his cell after being wiped again after a mission. At this point, metal armed man knew he was a weapon and not a person. He just killed America’s president John F. Kennedy. With no remorse and in the past, he has assassinated over dozens of people. But there was no point in having emotions when he would just be wiped after every murder. There was no hope in bringing back the dashing and happy Bucky Barnes from the 40s. That man was long gone.

Or so everyone thought.

The Soldier had pounding thoughts about his past but was ripped out of his thoughts and immediately turned around to face the cold bars of the cell when he heard the doors slide open. His handler Zola was standing there with intent while the soldier waiting for him to speak.

“Soldier, we have someone for you to meet”. Zola said to the soldier with his German accent.

The soldier nodded and followed his handler out of the cell. When they both made it to the main room, there was a tiny fragile little girl standing there. She could have been no older than 6 or 7 years old. She smiled at the soldier softly and slowly made her way towards him but the soldier flinched at this action.

He didn’t know who she was or what her capabilities are even if she's only a child. HYDRA could have done some experiments on her. Zola then spoke up to break the silence.

“Soldier, this child is to remain with you in your cell until further notice.”

The soldier did not question his handler and nodded with compliance as he walked back to the cell while Y/N was following him.

Y/N was curious to why the man would not speak to her but she brushed it off and thought of asking him later.

The soldier was also wondering why Zola would put a child in his cell knowingly that he could hurt the young girl. When he looked back at the girl, she looked very malnourished and that angered the soldier.

Wait did he just have sympathy for the child? Feelings that he is suppose to not have?

As the soldier was thinking, he noticed that they finally made it back to his cell.

It was quiet for a few minutes when Y/N finally had the courage to speak the the metal armed man.

“H-Hi s-s-sir my name is Y/N.”

He just gave her a harsh stare as he turned away from her.

Y/N looked up at him in confusion wondering if the soldier could speak or not.

“Do you speak sir?”Y/N said with her high pitched child voice.

“Yes” is all the soldier said.

“Whats your name?” thats when Bucky turned his body to fully face her. Y/N was a little bit intimidated at the gesture but brushed it off as he finally spoke.

“My name is Bucky. At least thats what I think my name is.” Y/N was confused. How come he didn’t know his name was?

“What do you mean” she asked with her eyebrows furrowed.

“ I don’t know.” Bucky paused. “Im just a weapon for HYDRA” Bucky said as he looked down at the child with what she thought she saw was sadness. Y/N then grabbed Bucky’s hands but he immediately flinched back and Y/N was startled.

“I-Im sorry I didn’t mean to scare you.” Y/n looked at him with sad smile.

“It’s okay Bucky, you don’t have to be sorry for that.”

Bucky then smiled knowing that there was finally someone that didn’t want to hurt him and was actually there as a friend. As a part of his comfort.

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Over the few weeks, Bucky and Y/N have gotten a lot closer and has even trained together a couple times. Bucky was hesitant at first for her to be in the sparring room but he finally gave in as she used his weakness. Puppy eyes.

In the training room was Y/n attempting to swipe at Bucky with a plastic knife however, he doged every move swiftly. Y/N let out a frustrated groan and plopped down on the floor.

“Your stance is off and you need to focus more on playing offense than defense doll.” Bucky then sat beside the frustrated child.

“ Yeah I know, I know Bucky.” Y/N frowned at her failed attempt during training, but Bucky knew how to cheer her up

He faced towards her and cupped her cheek with his flesh hand and kissed her forehead and she smiled at the gesture. Bucky wouldn’t dare to touch her with his metal arm because he didn’t want to risk any chances of hurting her.

Zola then came out of the shadows observing the pairs growing relationship as he saw everything happen.

“ Ah, soldier, it seems like young Y/N here has quite the potential as a HY-”

“No.” Bucky said quickly and harshly. He regretted it once he said it because it showed his handler that he does have a mind of his own now.

Zola looked at the soldier shockingly knowing that he just talked back to him.

Thats when Zola gestured for guards to come to the cell. When they got there, they grabbed Y/N first and she winced to the pain of their harsh grip. Bucky’s eyes widened and tried to get out of the grasp of the agents that restrained him.

“DON’T YOU DARE HURT HER!” Bucky yelled through gritted teeth. He couldn’t stand seeing them touch her and hurt the little girl. His little girl.

They were both dragged into the main room where sat the electric chair. Bucky’s eyed widened at the sight of it. His gaze was then directed to Y/N, his eyes flaring up with anger and fear of what they were going to do to her.

“ Soldier this is what happens when you talk back to me” Zola then nodded to a agent who was holding a whip.

The agent then whipped Y/N in the back and she had an automatic response of pain as she yelled at the top of her lungs.

Bucky stood there in horror and yelled as he was trying to get out of the grasps of the agents holding him back.

“STOP I SAID STOP IT” Bucky felt really guilty knowing this was his fault when he talked back to Zola.

After a few moments of pain Y/N then yelled out the four letter word”

“Papa!”

Bucky had so may emotions going in his mind now. He was watching them beat her in front of his eyes but also she called him ‘Papa’.

The agents then stopped when Y/n had a bloody back. When they let her go, Bucky then ran to her observing her injuries.

Y/N saw the sadness and tears in Bucky’s eyes so to comfort him, she put both of her hands in his cheeks just like how he did during training.

He smiled softly but still felt really guilty of what happened to her.

“It’s okay Papa. It’s not your fault” Bucky then looked into her eyes and smiled slightly to what she said

“You called me Papa babydoll.” Y/N just then smiled at him and hugged him.

“It’s because you are my Papa.”

They both stayed in a hug forgetting that the other agents were watching them. The moment was then ruined when Bucky heard the dreadful words.

“Wipe him, then put him back in cryo”

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a/n: OMG DSHADAH this is the first chapter of my very first fic! More chapters will be posted in the future.

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melosingitonadailybasis · 3 years ago

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a while ago i wrote something about the similarities between Mondstadt and Germany cause friends on discord asked me about it an well why not share it here

Wine : german is know for wine as feel bernkastel kues or the whole region is known for its wine german qine counts as one of the best wines in the world i know people who own winerys (i come from that region but moved)

German beer has a long tradition the oldest brewery is over 1040 years old, its a monastery like most of the others as well

Roman influences: Trier germanies oldest city was a roman city and the furthest they were able to get into the european continent (the nordic and germanic tribes fought the hard lmao) so there are a lot of zisterenen, roman constructs all over german like old water ways and such are just standing around (googel römer kanal) or like in Trier the Porta Nigra "black gate" its one of the orginal roman city gates thats still standing but left black from the ashes of the city burning down

Buildings: The city buldings are "Fachwerk Häuser" houses were hay was stacked and loam pasted over it and wood blocks inserted as a means to seperate the sections and stabel them during the drying processe, those are very traditional and u see them everywhere because (like any medival town) german city grew around the city center /market

But like dont start me on the city walls and the knightheadquater because if we base the time frame on the gothic church its around 12 century and then the bulging city walls are fine BUT the knights headdquatet tower roof isnt and thats been pissing me off lmao the bulding onnits own is fine its just the piecing roof thingy the middle thing is fine but the outer once are out of character but well that's one thing

Clothing: jo the clothes are ??? What the majority of woman in mond are wearing are "Dirndl" traditional *Bavarian* fest clothing that is worn on the Oktober Fest, Dirndl are really expansive and mostly hand made (the good onse are) so if you have a Dirndl with full accessories you are very easily in a 3 digit number so everyone wearing one is like off its like saying they korean and having them wear a ceremonial hanbok on an everyday occasion

Knights: ooooof germany had a "lehns herren system" indentured servitude in medieval times basically the farmes wear living on the nobels land and severed them, sharing their religion and stuff and if they needed a knights theyd just take them people

Germany's older knight order are the Johanniter which were formed during rhe crusade all of the other ones can be traced back to this time too

Its because usually theyd fight for one lord but now the church (pope Urban II )gave a task so thwy just bannded together instead of serving

But i dunno if the are based on them knight BECAUSE i know heraldry (heralik the science behind blazons and what they mean i need that for restorations) and the KOF blazon looks nothing like a real one lmao and it would never exite like that its wrong on so many levels lol (in any germanic nation , Switzerland, Germany, Prussia etc...) i mean there are strict rules so

4 winds: I believe Andrius is more based one Fenrir wich is more nordic / germanic (nord and germanic tribes are sometimes hars to seperate) so yeah its as much german as its nordisch

Dvalin: dragongs have always been a strong influence in german story telling like in Siegfried die Legende des Drachentöters (siegfried the dragon slayer) which is from the Nibelungen Lied which is a collection of medival stories that also include the story of the dwarf king Alberich as well so i guess it could be and inspiration but like i said dragons a very german medieval they saw thise everywhere back then lmao

Vanessa: Vanessa is a very traditional german name it means the shinning one/ the enlightened one

The lion of the south: well the dandelion is called Löwenzahn (Lions tooth) in german so like yeah thats a thing they integrated so calling jean the her descendant and dandelion knight and leveling her up with them is kinda a nice symbolic touch as well

4th one: sorry who is that again

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ive been informed that Vanessa is the falcon and that so yeah its

Andrius the wolf, Dvalin the dragon, Vanessa the falcon and [■■] the lion so yeah

im already getting dragged on twt so im reflecting i was just really caught in the whole dandelion meaning löwenzahn (lions tooth) thing

#mobile games #genshin impact #games #genshin #genshin mondstadt #genshin impact mondstadt #genshin dvalin #genshin impact dvalin #genshin andrius #genshin impact andrius #genshin Vanessa #genshin impact Vanessa

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seawing-vibes · 3 years ago

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For the oc asks. You said you'd do all 40, but as tempting as it was to just ask all 40, I have restrained myself

1, 4 (for Benny), 10, 16, 22 ;), 24, 30, 35, 37

Thank you for giving me a good handful to do >:)

Here’s my ToyHouse for anyone who wants to look at characters designs! It’s still being slowly updated (lots of folders dont have all the characters in them rn) but I think most of the Oc’s mentioned are in there right now

Have you ever picked up a habit from developing/writing one of your own characters? And if so, who and what?

All! The! Time! I self project a lot into my oc’s so I tend to give them habits that I have/used to have & when writing them I will end up either picking that habit back up or have it happen more frequently (Ex, Decided that my OC Buck would knit, I ended up picking knitting back up, my OC Benny stims by shaking/flapping his hands, suddenly I started stiming like that more, my OC Cinnabon walks a certain way and I’ve noticed that I’ve started doing that strut walk thing when board.. ex)

How did you find the name for a certain character?

THANK YOU STRUNG FOR ASKING A QUESTION SPECIFIC TO BENNY MWAH 💕 For anyone unaware Benny’s my human Oc that Ive had for 7 years and i may or may not hyperfixate on his story I dunno

Okay so the name “Benny” was a one hit name that I made for a background Crime Dude character that appeared once only to die, but then I developed that character a lil more,, and then some more,, and oh no now they’re the main character. So the name itself of me making him is really bland, literally just a “huh that sounds neat :)” but I do have story for his full name!! So they go from Benjamin Ophelia Bayheart -> Benjamin Oliver Bayheart-Fuchs

Last name wise, another on the spot name, middle name is his twin brother’s name! They got it changed when his brother changed his name :] And last name “addition” is because he got married,, kinda? It was a quick one off “aw fuck we gotta get married so a & b doesn’t happen” but thats long as hell so I wont get into it (sorry if your curious). The two (Benny & Sebastian Fuchs) had planed on getting married at SOME point but it just happened quicker so its good. And Fuchs is just a common German last name and Sebastian is German :)

Do any of your OCs contain any symbolism in themselves/their story?

Oh yeah! My favorite (wof one) being my Streetwing (fantribe) oc’s and their interactions with birds! The differing birds they interact with throughout their story will represent & show their loyalty’s, in the beginning there will be a lot of interaction with Crows & Ravens (the Streetwing Tribe representative Bird) and throughout the story they start to have interactions & notice of desert birds & common forest birds to show they are branching out and growing friendship with more tribes & dragons! I know you could just equate bird interaction to just environment but shh symbolism,,,

I also have a canon tribe Oc’s that have symbolism’s within themselves & story, my prime one being my Oc Buck (the knitting guy mentioned before) who has some fluff and he used to cut & shave it short a lot but as he becomes comfortable with himself & his environment & relationships he lets it grow out :) And then his sibling have a shit ton of wack symbolism but this is getting long !!

Do you have a written story including your ocs? If so do you think you'll ever publish it?

Jokes on you Tumblr I do have one and I have published it! Just not on this site!! Okay but in seriousness I posted it a bit ago, it’s old writing now with some holes I wanna fix, its about my fantribe characters interacting with Canon Characters during the Great War and how they interacted with the Great War & how it influenced the rebuilding of their government & Civil War back in the Tribe. It’s a Whole Thing and I really love these characters but the story’s got little to no attention on Amino where I had originally posted and I dont want to clog everyone’s feed with writing they dont care about. I might make a side blog just for my Oc’s though we’ll have to see :,)

Do your friends and family know about your OCs/story? How much?

Nope no one no one knows about my OC’s nope definitely not /j

Okay so maybe Strung knows a lot about my Oc’s because I info dump on them but a lot of my friends & family dont know much about them. I will info dump on my friends occasionally, but they dont really pay much attention to it, I tend to listen to my friends infodump about their oc’s instead hehe /nm. My poor sibling has been kept up to let hours of the night hearing me ramble with no end about Benny’s story though heh. I do have a lot of places where I write down story ideas for my Oc’s publicly online though so I dunno if that counts

Are there any preexisting characters that your OC gets compared too a lot?

Surprisingly no! I mean my sibling will make dumb jokes when watching shows like “hehe is that benny?” But they dont get compared to much. Ive had story elements compared to Shakespeare, not because I write like Shakespeare just because I steal his ideas sometimes :)

Which OC has been the hardest to develop/design so far?

*angrily shakes Benny and glares at him* This. Enby. Has been so damn hard to design. I’m not the best at humans but he’s just been hard for some reason, one of my longest story driven oc’s but they’ve only existed in my head for years and only got a design in the last year, very hard to design an Oc that you have a very clear image for but also Not At All. He’s easy as hell to develop though I’m well practiced in writing Benny now

Dude!!! Lewis! My serp OC (I’ve posted about him before) is so hard for me to develop for some reason. I have plot laid out for everyone around him except for him himself, like his husband(buck) & friends all have stories and back story’s, but Lewis? nope. They’ve got a concept! And nothing else :,)

Which OC would beat you up if they met you IRL?

Peak & Chickadee would murder me unquestioned. Hotheaded Skywing Siblings they would beat me up for deciding to develop them as I have (Peak is only of my more angsty OC’s for context, eine though I’ve only shown off the art of him being happy hurghs)

On a scale from 1-10 how angsty are your OCs?

EHEH And I was just talking about Peak ! Ya! Okay so I would say like, a solid 7 because I only really have a few OC’s per story that would be deemed “angsty” but the stories themselves (without much explanation) are p angsty (example - Guy has to take down the “Mafia” after his fathers political stance in the mafia ends him in jail, 5 kids figure out they all have the same dad and different moms & intently crisis & murder issues! , Two dudes go out to observe war as a means of escaping war & political turmoil at home, We collect Evil Animus Enchanted Objects so we can become powerful (the twist is the trio collecting abandoned animus objects are all dumbasses /hj) ) So yeah I think planning wise they can seem p angsty but with development of rounded characters it seems less so? If that makes sense?? so story angsty characters kinda angsty :)

Okay this is really long shoutout to whoever it is that reads this whole post! Sorry I ended up talking about my human OC’s a good lot and not so much my dragon OC’s so hurghs :,))

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lunatic-fandom-space · 3 years ago

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Okay, you know how I said I wanted to watch all these german minecraft series and then watch 3rd Life SMP? Yea, I actually dont have the attention span to watch a bunch of white bread boys fuck around in minecraft with little to no story, regardless of wether theyre american or european so Im just gonna write this post and them start watching 3rd Life SMP so yeah.

First, I kinda want to discuss what Im hoping for on like, a meta-level I guess. The only other minecraft RP Ive watched that seems similar to this is Dream SMP so expect lots of comparisons.

I like to split dsmp into three major parts: no story/non-rp, story/non-rp and story/rp.

The first part was literally just a live streamed vanilla minecraft let's play and it was boring as shit. It felt exactly like watching a bunch of dudes play minecraft and unless they acknowledged the people in their donations (who could uncomfortably pushy and even shippy at times) you did not at all get the impression they were even aware of the stream. And as much as I appreciate some level of authenticity in this type of content, I also expect to be entertained by it and this did not even meet my bare minimum standard of entertainment. Admittedly, my attention span is very low so that definitely has something to do with it, but still. I personally have never felt anything but boredom and occasionally intense discomfort while watching anything from this 'era' of dsmp.

The second part was the start of the first conflict, and thus the start of some semblance of a story. They were kind of 'roleplaying' already (both in the sense that they obviously have their personas for their content and in sense that they didnt actually have grievances with one another and were just playing it up for the sake of entertainment) but it was more on the fly, even less focused and less serious. However, it was already legues more fun to watch.

And then we had the third part, where, starting with Wilbur Soot joining and deciding to larp Hamilton, they started to plan things out more and have more complex and/or dramatic conflicts. Needless to say, this was/is the best part in my opinion and what made me see the appeal of dsmp.

What Im hoping for 3rd Life SMP is, that they skip atleast the first part. From what I can tell, it was created sometime after dsmp has been in that third part for a bit and it is a minecraft rp, so Im assuming the people behind it wanted to do something similar, just with the story aspect there on purpose and from the get-go, if you know what I mean. And by the way, I dont think thats wrong or even "copying" in the slightest. Dsmp very much seems like a case of "they did it first, not best" and if anything, I think it would be a shame if people didn't want to do their own spin on this basic concept.

What Im personally hoping for in terms of the 'style' of roleplay itself, I really hope that they dont seperate it as rigidly into lore and non-lore as they did in dsmp. Ideally, they would do it like Ranboo (Wilbur when he was playing Ghostbur to an extend too, but he didnt actually stream and have his own POV back then), where he's always kinda 'In-Character' even when there isnt really anything happening in the plot at that moment. Again, I just dont have the attention span for no story in series like this anymore, so I'd appreciate it on a personal level, but I also think that it could humanize the characters more and potentially add additional depth to them. Especially since it looks like 3rd Life is made by the Hermitcraft group and if the stuff Ive read about Hermitcraft (especially in comparison to dsmp) it wont thrive off intense conflicts and wars in quite the same way, so that could also be a way of making a calmer rp interesting.

And now, some actual plot predictions!

So, the way I found 3rd Life SMP was this really neat 'Pitiful Children' animatic by ZylisticArt. I didnt actually 'watch' it because when I look up animatics I just kinda stare at the screen, not processing anything because Im too busy imagining my own OC animatic to the song, but I did read the description and was mildly intrigued, and its the main reason I wanted to watch 3rd Life so Im going to properly watch it now and post my predictions for the plot below.

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The description mentions something about the animatic being based on some kinda theory, but I only skimmed it in order to not get spoiled so idk what thats really about. Im mostly intrigued by the fact that the description mentions it being a hardcore SMP (with a twist!), that, combined with the name and the visuals of the animatkc lead me to a couple conclusions;

I dont really know how Hardcore mode works in multiplayer, but in singleplayer you just get permanently kicked out of your world when you die, so Im assuming it works like that on a server too, except on a server, Im pretty sure you have the option of being 'reinvited' onto a server by the admin(s) so you could theoretically have three lives while keeping it a hardcore project where you cant regenerate without potions or golden apples and all that. Again, idk if thats actually how hardcore works but I sure hope it is, because thats what Im basing pretty much all of my predictions on.

In the animatic there were like green people, yellow people and a red guy who was like, the antagonist I guess. I think the green guys still have all their lives, the yellow ones are down to two and the red lads are all down to their last one. Maybe theres gonna be a thing thats like, if you lose a life you lose a part of your soul and that makes you evil or something? Yknow, like the whole "character comes back wrong" thing, except its the conflict of the entire series. Pitiful Children is very much a 'Manipulating Others Into Doing Harmful Shit' kinda song, and I feel like that would be very in-line with a plotline like that, yknow?

Im not expecting there to be wars/conflicts on the scale of dsmp (no blown up countries here bois) but I am expecting to get ridiculously attached to a place that inevitably gets blown up/set on fire by an antagonist.

Speaking of antagonists, theyre definitely also doing the whole multiple POV thing, which means everyone is an antagonist in one way or another and Im a solutely watching every POV from every characters so that I know the full context and story of everything, so I can have the most correct opinions on them, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

Since these are the Hermitcraft guys Im expecting some beautiful builds that make me feel insanely untalented and the same thing with redstone shit.

Ghosts. If they havent added some kind of ghost mechanic/lore at the time Im writing this, they will add one in later, mark my words 3rd Life fandom, mark my words...

Thats pretty much it. This is all going under my mcyt tag too, and I dont think I'll be live blogging it, but it really depends on how interesting it is.

Also, if youre a 3rd Life fan who already watched all of it, the only thing youre allowed to respond to this with is a meme that is horribly incomprehensible to anyone who hasnt watched it.

Have a nice day!

#lunas mcyt shit #3rd life smp

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