#everyone except wandanat can die

[esposadejoyhuerta]

This acc is becoming an mcu twitter for me but I fucking HATE secretary Ross so fucking much and vision is a dumbass.

Correlation does not mean causation that’s the first thing they teach u in ANY lower division fucking undergrad research class. So wtf was that toaster going on ab with the rise in superheroes and rise in threats like. CorrELATION DUMBASS. You’d have to do years of empirical research to determine causation. Also has any of them heard of critical refugee and border studies???? Reading a SINGLE article from that field would give u the fucking answer. Like come ON. The Sokovia accords shouldn’t even be a fucking debate—it’s a stupid ass idea and the only person I understand besides those who refused to sign is nat’s position of disagreeing but wanting to regain public trust and keep one hand on the wheel. Everyone who wholeheartedly trusted in the accords is fucking wrong. Also I blame Ross for nat’s death. Bc he’s the whole fucking reason thanos won. The scarlet witch should’ve just killed him “so ur saying they’ll come for me” Wanda says but it’s fine baby just kill them it’s ok god I’m so pissed and this is all fake. Also wtf is up w rhodey being like “omg this is the UN” like. No one in any REAL social justice field likes the UN. No one likes human rights studies. Like. They’ve been wrong ab most things and everyone is critical of them FOR A REASON.

Cap’s all like “we failed” after infinity war NO it’s bc everyone scattered yall and u were a DISASSEMBLED team and were very disempowered. These gov officials, the UN, and all these ppl who liked the Sokovia accords, y’all deserve half your loved ones disappearing. You brought this upon your fucking selves now suck it up and deal w the consequences of ur own actions u whiny whores

Edit: oh I did not know there was a whole subsection of mcu fans who r actively anti Sokovia accords and dive deep into what it entailed and how it’s wrong. It seems as tho some ppl in that subsection come from a legal background too which is so cool. Y’all r cool and I’d love to join in on convos w my theory background and comment on how theoretically the accords aren’t for the protection of the ppl and only aim to solidify existing racialized and sexualized nationalist tools such as consolidated military power and borders, which are inherently polysemic and overdetermined in nature (Balibar 2002) are are for those exact reasons that the accords r being drafted and that should honestly be enough to make the general public and world leaders question it in the first place. But anyways. Would love to elaborate one day if let into the fanclub😌

Another edit: im just mad and ranting to the void at this point but y’all who try to argue FOR the Sokovia accords in a legal matter. It straight up DOESNT. MATTER. Bc if u look for even a second at critical social theories, you’d understand that the accords literally cannot work for the people. So you’re arguing for something that strengthens the power of those already in power. Which is fine, but just admit that. Also on the lowest key that’s equivalent to arguing for white heteropatriatchal power. But like. Just admit that. Bc. Again. I repeat, the accords are not FOR THE PEOPLE. Now, we literally don’t know the full content of the accords so there’s only sm we can all say ab the details of it. But as an overall idea, that’s what it does. But if this was a real thing I’d be concerned abt yalls ability to critically think and also that y’all get a say in this country (yikes) ESPECIALLY to that one user I blocked saying that all they needed to see was that cap, a white man, is arrogant, wants to keep his white power, and therefore the accords must be signed, to keep white power in check, then Jesus fuck you’re dumb as hell. Like yes, I had that same initial thought too, but then I THOUGHT AB IT for longer than a SECOND and the same damn thing could be said ab Tony, that his white guilt is clouding his judgement and making him sign. Also non white ppl backed both sides. Like. Use the one brain cell u have for the love of god. Do u rlly think the mcu cares enough to make a racial statement here? And to all Sokovia acc supporters, don’t u think it ended w thanos winning FOR A REASON?! Also. To say “but we need regulation therefore we need the accords” is the same exact thing as saying “we need safety therefore we need cops and the military” like Jesus fuck there r other options. Be creative for a SINGLE SECOND. I hate this world and I hate that I have to share it w ppl who have such smooth brains y’all concern me a LOT

[kitmoas]

Hey Kit maybe I didn't word my ask right. I know Kate has that fear for Natasha in addition to Wanda, but I asked that because it seems like, Wanda mostly just finds Kate annoying? I was wondering if Wanda does personally mostly see Kate as someone she keeps because of Toy. Except for certain instances, like when she's tired and cuddly. IDK what you and Comic Non talked about but there was also one part where it's mentioned that Toy like, realizes WandaKate don't hate each other, so I think that confused me too. Sorry if it was a confusing ask.

OH no you're good i was so sleepy when I read/answered your last ask lol

Wanda does find Kate annoying BUT she also wouldn't have agreed to train Kate as a dom nor would she have collared Kate if she was only keeping the stray around because of Toy.

I think everyone in the dynamic have issues with change, and portray those issues differently. Toy is entirely too stuck in their head. Kate hides her insecurities far too much behind her lil masks. Wanda bottles up all her emotions inside a shaken up soda can. Nat just pushes her emotions into a volcano and hopes that they die.

None of them really are great at communicating emotions. Toy sometimes thinks that WandaKate will never TRULY get along. Wanda thinks that Natasha will never relax around Toy. Kate thinks that WandaNat will never stop keeping Toy at arms length. Natasha thinks Kate and Toy are far better off without WandaNat involved.

Now these thoughts are all insecurities that will sometimes rear their heads, but it doesn't encompass all of their emotions or their thoughts. ya know? nor does it embody their dynamics, relationships, and feelings in regards to each pairing.

[wannabe-fic-writer]

WandaNat x Reader : Exchange

Summary: 1970s High School AU - Exchange programs are good for more than just education.

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 1,292

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You can’t remember the last time you’d been speechless. Genuinely not able to form words. In fact you prided yourself on your eloquence.

Still, in this moment, as your friends talk at your sides about- well you can’t remember, you find yourself speechless.

All because of one redhead.

In the throng of your fellow classmates she seems inconsequential. Like someone who could easily slip into the crowd without notice and you wouldn’t bat a lash.

Except that’s not what’s happening. 

Instead you find your eyes trailing over her curly red bob, dashing green eyes, and her figure. You swear it’s to die for. How is she making those jeans look so good? There are at least twenty other girls in your line of sight wearing the almost exact same high waisted bell bottoms, yet hers emphasize the dip of her hips and the curve of her ass perfectly.

“Y/n are you even listening to me?” Wanda’s slightly accented voice speaks louder in your ear.

Holding a finger up to her lips you watch as the redhead freezes in the middle of the hallway, frowning down at her papers, and then scanning the walls.“ Just, give me one second Wan,” you speak, distractedly placing a chaste kiss to her cheek, and heading to the girl.

You weave through the students with familiarity until you’re standing at her side. Gently tapping her shoulder, you smile softly as she looks up at you with a nervous worry in her eyes.

“Sorry, I didn’t want to scare you I just, well I couldn’t help but notice that you seem a little lost. I don’t mind showing you to your classes if you want.”

Those green eyes are even more mesmerizing up close and they bore into yours. Until she nods once, biting her lip as she holds up the paper.

You tear your gaze from hers to read her schedule and smile wide when you see her first two classes.

“Mister Smitherman, I have him first block, we can walk together?”

“Okay.” She speaks.

With a nod of your head, the two of you are walking back down the hallway, coming to a stop at Wanda.

The brunette pushes her round glasses up the bridge of her nose adorably, light green eyes looking from you to the redhead and back. You squeeze her shoulder softly,“ Wanda this is- actually I didn’t catch your name Red.”

Her eyebrows pinch together at the new nickname you’d used,“ I’m Natasha.”

Both yours and Wanda’s eyebrows raise at the accent. 

What’re the odds that you approached the new exchange student? Well you’d done it once before, the brunette girl beside you the proof of that. You remember as clear as day the moment you met the girl who’d become your best friend.

Much like Natasha, she was looking for her class, lost in the sea of students, and you approached her. The main difference then being, you had to learn Sokovian to communicate with her, her first year here. 

Meeting her today never could’ve prepared you for what was to come over the next few months. See, feelings for the redhead exchange student crept up on you like night does the day.

Doing normal, almost menial, things with her brought you closer and closer to each other. Study session, walking to classes together, showing her around the small little town, hanging out at your favorite diner(Charm). 

You found yourself almost needing that time with Natasha and ultimately loving it. 

On the other hand, feelings for your best friend hit you like a train. Nothing had changed in the things you do, except for the addition of Natasha, but whatever did change had you looking at Wanda in an entirely new light. 

Suddenly you were ogling her when you walked to class and she wasn’t looking, swooning at her sweet little laugh when you were crammed into a booth at Charm, or admiring her eyes and pink lips while studying.

While you were falling for them, they were falling for you and each other. The same circumstances applying for them. 

Falling for you was easy on their parts. You’d been one of the few people who treated them like they’re normal. Everyone else looked at them with odd eyes because they come from different countries, but never that with you. Your openness and humor drew them in, your compassion and understanding made them stay.

Their understanding of each other, their similar situations, and their love for you drew them to each other. 

In the end all of you love every second you spend together.

Like now, simply studying and doing homework in your room. As usual your eyes have the greatest view the world has to offer, seven wonders be damned. 

With Natasha laying across your bed on her stomach you can see the curve of her ass in those high waisted jeans and pass her sits Wanda, biting her bottom lip in a way you wish you could.

She drops her pencil and shuts her book, effectively pulling you from your daze. A long sigh leaves her lips and she lays across Natasha’s ass,“ if I keep looking at these equations my brain is gonna melt.”

“It’s not that bad.” You chuckle, finishing up one of the many equations she’s referring to.

Both girls look at you with bored expressions.“ I bet it’s not for the math nerd.” Natasha teases.

You press a mocking hand to your heart,“ wow Romanoff, I’m hurt.”

“Awe malyshka you’ll be fine.” She shakes a little so Wanda can rise up, then gets off the bed.“ If we’re taking a break, I demand milkshakes.”

One glance at Wanda and you both decide to do that. All of you leave your house, a note left for your parents in case you don’t come back before they’re home, and climb into the red mustang your brother left when he went away. 

Wanda smiles sweetly, leaning up between yourself and Natasha from the back. Her hand shoves into her backpack and she pulls out a cassette tape, pushing it into the player, and cranking the volume higher.

“Really Wan, again?” You ask amusedly as the intro of the song plays. 

Instead of answering you, she sings along,“ don’t go breaking my heart.” Then looking at you expectantly, and who are you to deny the beauty.

“I couldn’t if I tried.”

“Baby you’re not that kind.” Playfully she smacks your shoulder with the words.

Surprising both of you, Natasha sings the next verse, and a wide grin splits across Wanda’s face. Then again she has listened to it every single time you had. Wanda hasn’t stopped playing it since you and Natasha bought it for her. 

The youngest of you encourages you all to sing excitedly on the way to Charm. Once there you slide into your normal booth, all three of you on one side as to not leave anyone out. 

A conversation rises about Wanda’s obsession with the song. Natasha’s teasing makes Wanda giggle and you smile at them both. 

“I love you both so much.” You say without thinking.

Both girls look at you with soft eyes. Emotions flicker through their eyes that make you realize they know you meant that in the romantic way. 

Wanda is the first to take your hand under the table,“ I love you both too.” 

Natasha’s eyes roll, a blush rising as she looks at the linoleum table top,“ I- I love you too.” 

Grinning, you lean over and kiss her red cheek, then doing the same to Wanda.

As your milkshakes and burgers are sat down, you can’t help but be over joyed that you have the two in your life. Thank god for student exchange programs!