#every time i play a AAA game nowadays i get hives | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

babblingfishes · 10 months

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I am so tired of AAA games having watered-down plots and fill-in-your-name protagonists. I want protagonists with problems. Serious problems. Harry Du Bois problems. Mae Borowski problems. I want games where all your options are bad and you cannot win -- where sometimes your prize is negative consequences and that's okay.

#this is why i can only play indie games #every time i play a AAA game nowadays i get hives #i only got to the first gym in pokemon violet and i had to put it down and scream at my SO for like a week straight about how bad it was #meanwhile i'm like ''haha i'll play this funny $3 indie game'' and play the entire detective grimoire series on a whim #and i kid you not literally every character in tangle tower could be a tumblr blorbo #how do you people live like this. playing the world's blandest most poorly designed games for $75 #the floor texture of the pokemon protag's house is a photo of someone's kitchen backsplash upscaled with no further editing #they didn't even have stochastic texturing for their hills. that's how bad it was. i am reeling #fish babblings #draft dump 2023

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