#every otp gonna have one art inspired by this song l

[laiamadej]

You in me - KARD.

[hethrewmyheartinthecut]

Peaky Match Quiz: Written Version

EDIT (11/13/18) FORGET THIS! A way easier version, a full one-stop shop, is right here. I guarantee it’s faster easier and more beautiful than the stuff below.

Please remember to write your answers down! (For example, bbacebbdaebaccecdeaa.) At the end of the quiz, you’ll have to submit them to get your match number!

1. What WWI-era job did you have?

a) nurse

b) soldier

c) translator

d) diplomat

e) spy

2. Big spoon or little spoon?

a) big spoon most of the time

b) little spoon most of the time

c) either one is good

d) I’d rather not sleep with anyone

e) that’s a false binary, hoe

3. If you could, what would you splurge on?

a) a new bike

b) a massive bookshelf

c) a music streaming subscription

d) a canoe

e) a walk-in closet

4. Let’s say your ship goes down and you’re rationing food for the people left on your small lifeboat. You have one extra piece of food. Who do you give it to?

a) my cousin

b) the youngest person there

c) the oldest person there

d) I assign it randomly, leaving it to luck

e) give??? that’s MY food

5. What action movie character are you?

a) the hero, blam blam

b) he hero’s ex, who has moved on and made a fabulous life for themselves

c) the wise old sage that everyone goes to for life advice, love, and the occasional asskicking

d) the cutie/sidekick that sacrifices themselves to save the world

e) the tech cutie with the laptop that gets to drink as much coffee as they want

6. Who’s your favorite Greek god?

a) Athena, goddess of wisdom & strategy, grey eyes aesthetic, and getting all As

b) Aphrodite, goddess of hoes, lovers, and hoe lovers, judging nobody, and looking good as fuck with seashell-braided hair

c) Hades, god of keeping a VERY LONG grudge, death/the underworld, and ‘I wish that people wouldn’t die because I hate spending time with them’

d) Artemis, goddess the forest, ace lesbian separatism, and tearing creeps apart w/ her good doggos

e) Dionysus, god of a l c o h o l, parties where literally everyone’s invited, and fuckwit tomfoolery

7. There’s a bar fight. What’s going on?

a) I don’t know and I don’t care.

b) me, bitch! I don’t even know how but I’m out here and I’m having a great time

c) I started the fight but I’m standing over in a corner watching for the fun of it

d) protecting my little brother went a lil too far

e) I’ve studied everyone here and I can make significant money off betting who’ll win

8. What is your supervillain origin story?

a) A lot of bad shit happened to me and nobody seemed to care, so I figured I’d get revenge.

b) Like Robespierre, I wanted equal rights for everybody, and like Robespierre, I got a lil too enthusiastic with the guillotine.

c) I thought I could do a better job of running things than those in power…and I was right.

d) My best friend got into supervillainy recently, and damned if I’m gonna let them go it alone.

e) I was born for this fucking role. Being evil is FUN.

9. Tell me about your pet.

a) My horse is short and sturdy and it can carry me all across the country.

b) My cat is super old and kind of blind, so I guide it around outside on a leash, but it’s cuddly af.

c) My dog is big enough to guard me when I walk around at night.

d) My fish breed fast and are really tasty. (What? I’M A HUNGRY HOE)

e) My puppy is a so smart, I’m currently training it to fetch the newspaper.

10. Choose a journey to take.

a) Caribbean island trip w/ bae

b) service/learning trip to rural Vietnam w/ a bunch of friends

c) whole family in a bunch of mountain cabins, Alberta, Canada

d) London, UK by myself

e) Cape Town, South Africa for the culture with the cool cousins

11. In a fantasy AU, what magic talisman helped you gain power?

a) the amulet of persuasion

b) the sword of savagery

c) the elixir of love

d) the tome of wizardry

e) the majesty of a swift kick to the ass

12. Pick a classic imagine.

a) hurt/comfort, and y/n is doing the comforting

b) hurt/comfort, and y/n is the one that got hurt

c) y/n and y/n’s significant other go off to war together

d) y/n’s significant other returns from war

e) y/n makes their significant other “feel good” *smirk emoji*

13. What’s a vice of yours?

a) selfishness

b) anger

c) laziness

d) self-righteousness

e) greed

14. What’s a virtue of yours?

a) selflessness

b) patience

c) empathy

d) bravery

e) honor

15. Which Fuck You Tommy moment do you feel most deeply in your soul?

a) Tommy: “The gin?” May: “Too sweet.”

b) Ada: “Do you know how unfair it is that you’ve got four Bugattis when half the country’s starving?”

c) Tommy: “May I smoke?” Linda: “No.”

d) Polly: “Do you know, it was a fine speech you made in there, about this company believing in equal rights for women. But when it comes to it, you don’t listen to a word we say.”

e) Tommy: “If you ever talk about getting lost again, I will cut you from this family.” Esme: “What family?”

16. What’s your free time OTP?

a) knitting & gossiping (read: talking shit)

b) rugby & casual homosexualité

c) cooking & harvesting compliments from guests

d) writing & astral projecting

e) riding horses & becoming one with the earth

17. Pick a knife.

a) swiss army knife

b) penknife

c) butter knife

d) stiletto knife

e) hunting knife

18. What’s one key moment from your relationship with your partner?

a) I was inspired by them to find a cure for a deadly disease, saving thousands, and it was hella romantic

b) I shared my deepest darkest secrets with them through my art and it was hella romantic

c) I proposed to them by using every member of my family holding up cue cards at appropriate moments and it was hella romantic

d) I killed a [insert Immigrant Ethnicity™ here for Maximum Peaky Accuracy] for them and it was hella romantic

e) we rickrolled their grandma and skeedaddled with all the Inheritance Cash and it was hella romantic?

19. Pick a song from 2018.

a) NFWMB by Hozier

b) breathin by Ariana Grande

c) Apeshit by Beyoncé and Jay Z

d) Geyser by Mitski

e) 0 to 100 / The Catch up by Drake (*it’s from 2015 but I’m tired)

20. What’s the mood, babe?

a) country boyyy, I love you

b) THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET

c) today’s forecast, we can clearly see, is somebody got me fucked UP. fucked UP.

d) pronos and froo-aights and coricles. penapeeples. papaYEAH? banaynays. cantalapoops. shampaganay manjuice. WHAT the…??

e) hi I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never learned how to fukcin read

Great job! Submit your answers (for example, bbacebbdaebaccecdeaa) HERE and I will run the program that evaluates your answers and let you know your match number!

Once you have your match number, you can find it in this masterlist and find out which Peaky characters you’re most compatible with!

[batknightofshadows]

Okay you guys, so I’m awful at making questions, really. 

So I was tagged to that 11 questions meme two times, so what I’m gonna do is answer to the questions asked to me but I won’t make any of my own and tag other people since I literally cannot come up with something I consider “good”.

Onto @meiyanaalexia ‘s questions! (Thank you so much for the tag and I’m sorry again that I literally cannot come up with anything.)

1 – Do you cry easily?

-Well, I cry quite allot. The thing is, I don’t let other people see it. Anything that is slightly emotional can get me in tears though, so, yeah.

2 – Are you easily influenced by other people?

-Not really. I like to gather my facts myself and then I decide whatever I want to do. In fact, when people press me to do something I tend to want to do the opposite just to go against them. xD I’m a rebel at heart.

3 – What did you do of you summer?

-What did I do this summer? The usual stuff. I cussed at how hot it is. I cussed at the fucking mosquitos. I don’t do anything useful with my life, I just seat here... xD I did nothing!

4 – What’s your favorite weather?

-Cold and rainy! It’s so relaxing and inspiring. 

5 – What’s your favorite instrument?

Probably the piano. 

6 – Who’s your closest in real life (or internet) friend?

-I don’t have any close friends. I’m an hermit. I swear... xD

7 – What does it takes to make you angry?

-Not much. I’ve got a quick temper, and whenever I see/hear something annoying I lose my shit. I don’t get too agressive though, I just get grumpy. 

8 – Have any song you hate?

-SO MANY. Some because of the way they sound but others because of the awful message. I can’t remember of any right now though.

9 – What’s your favorite pun?

-I do like puns, don’t get me wrong, but I don’t really have a favourite? I guess I just don’t make a great deal out of them.

10 – Are you an artistic person?

-I did study arts so I think so. xD I’m also a writter and I do consider myself to be at least a bit creative so, yeah. I am also those kind of people that just stare at a view, a sunset or a night sky filled with stars and just contemplate, you know? Our existance, the meaning of everything, etc... I basically think allot about the damned existential crisis. xD Is that artistic or just emo? I cannot tell.

11 – Favorite OST of all time? (or an OST that you can’t stop listening to currently)

-OST is like a soundtrack right? Of movies and tv shows?

Correct me if I’m wrong but I’ve got a few:

Light of the seven - Game of thrones;

House Stark Theme (Or “The North Remembers”) - Game of thrones;

Forbidden Friendship - How to Train Your Dragon;

The Last Agni Kai - Avatar The Last Airbender;

Agni Kai - Avatar The Last Airbender;

Now onto @mikulek04 ‘s questions! (Thanks for the tag as well!)

 1.       do you have any pets? show. me. the. pics. (◕◡◕✿) 

- I do. I have a dog, a black lab, and I’ve already showed you a pic. xD

2.       what is your favourite, most frequently used emoji/emoticon?

- Does “xD” count? As you can see I use it ALLOT. I don’t like those yellow emojis though, I find them annoying as hell.

3.       what food you could never be bored of?

- Hum. Hum... I do get bored of things often. If I keep eating it on a daily basis or something I will for sure get bored of it. However, my mom’s roasts are pretty good, I have one every Sunday.

4.       what’s your fav type of music? convince me with one song how cool it is.

- Ehh. I like almost everything. xD Here’s one of the style of music I’ve been listening to currently: Starset - Monster. (I’d say Let It Die but you’ve already looked it up due to the other question meme.)

5.       do you like tag games? would you like to be tagged in the future?

- YAS BUT I’M AWFUL AT COMING UP WITH QUESTION OF MY OWN I’M SO SORRY.

6.       how many plushies do you have? is any of them really special to you?

- I have some from my childhood but they’re not really that important to me? I guess my favourite is one that my godfather (and uncle, he’s also my uncle) gave me when I was a child. It’s a husky. Reminds me of my old dog, who meant quite allot to me. 

7.       at what subject you were the best in school?

- Arts and Science.

8.       what do you treasure?

- Kindness, good morals. It’s what I treasure. It’s the most valuable thing in the world: Good people with good morals and beliefs. We lack of that, sadly.

9.       if you could arrange your room however you want, how would it look like? in other words, what is your dream room?

- WELL. *cracks my hands*. I love modern styled rooms. I also love the city, so it would have to be in an apartment. I’d like to have nice big window panels, that go from the ceiling to the floor. Then A bed, a morden one, maybe a regular wooden headboard? And black bed covers. A black rug on the side. White walls, wood floor, some plants to give some life to it. Basically an atmospheric place so I can brood. xD

10.   what is your biggest dream?

- Oh man, I don’t have much dreams. They’ve all been crushed by the sad, cruel reality. xD  I do have a huge one but I’d rather not talk about it here since it’s kinda private?

11.   what could you talk about all day?

V O L T R O N. Also about K/ance. (I don’t want this post to be on the ship’s tag though, that’s why I used the / xD) Someone save me from this show and this damned amazing ship that is my current biggest OTP of all time. I suffer because of it every day. xD

Thanks again! And also sorry!