#every moment of this show is just a continuous case of what the fuuuuuck

[amedetoiles]

listen i was all ready to rank dfqc’s father as worst father of the year right up there with jiang fengmian and now what am i supposed to do with this knowledge that he actually loved his son and played kick ball and gave him hUGS?? that in order to save their people it seems, he had to make dfqc powerful enough even if it meant dfqc would have no emotional connection that’ll prevent him from killing his father to ascend the throne. that dfqc might still love his father and their people even if he doesn’t understand what that means anymore. and their tribe? loves him too????? enough to be angry that he unintentionally abandoned them??? LET ME LIVE

[thiswasinevitableid]

5 for Danbrey sfw? 3 would be fun for nsfw but idk if you do Danbrey nsfw

I decided to mush the two prompts together. I gave them saucy overtones, but they’re still SFW

5 Should I update my outfit again? I think they like my new boots but the cape didn’t get the reaction I was hoping for 

3 Okay so when they wink at me after a great comeback, is that just their charismatic arrogance or do they maybe like me back?

“I think I should ditch the cape. I mean, she didn’t mention it all Cleopatra.” Dani sits down on the greenhouse bench to adjust her bootlace. Cleopatra tilts her head, curious, but does nothing else. This is because she is sentient venus flytrap and is limited in her ability to communicate.

“I did catch her checking out the boots. I think. Maybe she was just looking for a way to knock me off my feet.” She mists Cleopatra and her sisters, continuing, “which, also, she literally made a quip about wanting to sweep me off my feet. I just cannot get a read on her.”

She stands, walking to her devils-mouth orchids and checking their water levels, “I mean, I even picked fabric for the cape that made my eyes look nice. Jake helped me make sure the colors on the cape and the boots matched up and everything. Uggggggggh, I cannot believe it’s come to this.”

“Haha!”

“Not helping, Juice.” She turns to the Myna bird (one of three) perched on a nearby branch. They’re trained to be spies and minions, but mostly they offer unsolicited commentary on her life.

“Ask her.” Squawks another

“DON’T ASK!” Shrieks the third.

“Come to a consensus or I’m not putting that intelligence serum in your water anymore.”

The birds exchange a look.

“Don’t follow our advice!” says the smallest one.

“Don’t, don’t” echo the other two.

Dani sighs, turns back to Cleopatra, “Come on, help me figure out what to wear for the next time.”

The plant slithers along behind her (she modified the flytrap genome with anaconda DNA), curls up on the counter in the bathroom as she pulls out her make-up case. 

“Okay, copper is good on the eyes right? It’ll highlight the gold. I think. Hmmmm…” she taps her chin with the end of a brush, “vampy red would definitely make her look at my mouth. Which is apparently a thing I want, because I am the worlds most cliche supervillain.”

Cleopatra rustles her tendrils sympathetically. 

“But the red clashes with everything. Maybe a deeper color, oooh, the cute cashier at the coffee shop said this one looked good on me. I tried to think of something flirty to say back and just ended up complimenting her pompadour. God, why is villain me so much smoother than civilian me? Or is she even that any more?”

A vine pats her hand.

“Thanks girl. Now, having my hair up is safe for fighting, but does it make me too severe? Like, too dominatrixy? Or does the Lady Flame like that sort of thing? Uhg WHY DO I CARE?” She thunks her head onto the mirror.

“Half-twist?” The purple-crested Myna bird pokes it head in, cocking it’s head robotically.

“.....Perfect.”

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The Pine Guard has once again gotten the drop on the Crystal Cabal, much to Dani’s annoyance. What is the point of having a team mate who can see the future if this keeps happening to them?

She dives out of the way of a burst of flame, tossing a handful of her latest creation at her nemesis.

“Aw, flowers for me?” Lady Flame flutters her eyelashes, “they’re prettyYYYow, fireflower.”

“That’s right, I turned your own element against you.”

The hero picks up the flaming flowers and starts juggling them, “I’ve heard of hothouse flowers, but this is ridiculous.”

“She’s flame-proof, Demeter, for goodness sake, OW that hurt.” Indrid, aka Nyx, throws a punch at The Ranger, who absorbs the blow easily. 

Dani hadn’t been thinking of flame proof heroes when she made the plants; she’d been thinking what color to make them so that the Lady Flame would think they were pretty.

“If you all would kindly just surrenderPUT ME DOWN!” The Agent yelps, indignant, when Barclay, aka Hermes, hoists him over his shoulders.

“And if you’d ‘kindly’ just hold still and not bother us for ten minutes, this could all be avoided.”

The fireflowers turn to ash, Lady Flame stepping through it with a grin, “I dig the new boots, very classy. Got a whole ‘don’t fuck with me vibe’ I like a lot.”

“That’s exactly what you should have done. You should have left us alone.” Dani musters her most imperious voice as she launches vines across the ground, taking Lady Flame by surprise and trapping her in the grasp of two large, green, fireproof tendrils. 

“Hah! Surrender, all of you, or my pets will-”

“Eeeep! Hey, what the-” The Lady Flame looks behind her at the smaller vine that just pinched her butt.

“Ohmygosh, I’m so sorry-”

“C’mon now Demeter, no need to get fresh with her. That ain’t sportin.”

“That’s rich coming from the man currently straddling me.” Indrid hisses. 

“I ain’t straddlin, I’m restrainin.”

“I mean I, whoah, hey there” another vine caresses Lady Flame’s chest, a third touches her cheek, “I’m not, like, opposed to someone getting handsy, or uh, viney, I guess. But you have to buy me coffee first.”

“I’m, I don’t know why they’re doing this. I’m so sorry, they’re being so rude and they will be mulch if they touch you in a way you don’t like.” Dani takes one step forward and a vine grips her ankle, starts twining upwards. 

“Uhhhhh, why are they doing that?”

“They shouldn’t be! They respond to my thoughts and emotional state.” She tries every trick she can think off, but nothing makes the vines obey, and two more encircle her chest and stomach.

“Wait, if they respond to your feelings, then do you-GAH!” The vine around Lady Flame’s ribs visibly tightens, as the ones holding Dani drag the two women face to face. 

“I’ve always thought you were breathtaking, but the literal approach is kinda freaking me out.” 

“Me too.” Dani thrashes, and the vine tightens around her. She’s starting to get lightheaded. 

“Guys, a little-”

“-Help!” Dani finishes the Lady Flames’ sentence, and the four other figures in the room turn towards them as one.

“Oh shit.” Barclay tosses The Agent away,  drops down next to Dani, hacking at the larger vine with his utility weapon. The Agent recovers, tries to yank the main vine from it’s source only for a tendril to whip out and strike his cheek. 

“I would like it noted that this was not a likely future.” Indrid tugs at the tightest vine, slashing it with his sharp nails. The Ranger manages to rip one off of Lady Flame’s arm, only for it’s larger cousin to shoot out, sending him flying into Indrid and knocking them both to the ground. 

As their teammates continue their losing battle against her unfortunately durable creation, Dani turns to meet her enemies eyes. 

“I’m sorry.” She whispers, “I never really wanted to hurt you. I just wanted you all not to hurt us.”

“I mean we, like, don’t hate you all or anything, but you’ve, like, been putting people in danger, and blowing things up-”

“Nyx didn’t blow up that bridge!” If they’re both about to die, there’s no point in keeping up the act. 

“Wait, what?”

“He was framed, but we thought it made people take us seriously as a threat, listen to us, so we let people believe it was true. Same with me and that power plant. I just blackmailed the CEO into admitting they’d been dumping toxins in the water supply. None of us blew the place up. Hell, you guys were the ones who destroyed that factory.”

“.....wait, they told us you did that.”

“Who told you?”

“Them? Y’know, the big bosses?” 

“We don’t have those, but we do have informants.”

“What the fuuUUUCk, ow, squishing my ribs, we’re being played.”

“That, ow, that sucks. All this time we’ve been fighting, we could have been dating, I mean, uh, working together.” 

Lady Flame laughs, a bright, beautiful sound, “I knew you were checking me out.”

“Me?! You were the one who kept making flirty comments.”

“Hey, banter’s part of the job. Also, you have a cute butt and that costume really shows off your, um,” The last word is so quiet Dani can’t make it out, but given that Lady Flame glances at her chest, she’s got a good guess as to what it was. 

The vines constrict and they both hiss in pain, the world going fuzzier at the edges as breathing gets almost impossible. 

“I, if this, if this is the end, I just wanna say it’s been a pleasure doing battle with you, Lady Flame.”

Fire colored eyes meet her own, accompanied by a weak smile, “You can call me Aubrey.”

“Dani. Nice to meet you, Aubrey.” She has just enough energy to tip her head forward, bringing their lips together. It’s barely a kiss, but as soon as they connect the vines go limp, dropping them to the floor. 

For a moment they gasp jointly for air, then Aubrey is in her lap, fingers tangling in her hair as she kisses her hard and happily. Dani sighs into the kiss, melting into the embrace, knowing full well the near-strangulation isn’t what’s causing the dizziness in her vision and the butterflies in her stomach. 

“Uh, can’t help but feel we missed somethin.” Over in the corner where they were both thrown (twice), The Ranger tries to disentangle himself from Indrid, who sits up with a knowing look.

“Oh, I see. It appears we are about to form an alliance.”

“Really?” Barclay looks back at them from where’s hes sitting, checking the cuts on The Agents face. 

“It’s a long story, but the cliff notes are: we’re pretty sure someone’s been setting us against each other on purpose. Making us each think the other caused certain disasters.”

“Which means it’s time for a team-up.” Aubrey cracks her knuckles, sending sparks flying. Then she glances shyly at Dani, who reaches out to brush stray ash from her cheeks, “Um, but before that, would you like to go out with me?”

Dani kisses her again, bumps their noses together with a smile as she murmurs, “That sounds really fucking awesome.”

[ryuyalana]

Yes, Doctor

Kinktober (Day 9) - Kyle Ash

Kinktober by @alloveroliver

October 9th: Cck Worship, Hnd-Jobs, Medical Kink

Fandom: Ikemen Revolution - Kyle Ash

2nd time re-posting cuz the 1st one got flagged haha

-

Kyle hummed, pulling out your file, “Okay, I’ll just need you to answer some of my questions and you’re done with your yearly check up!” he chipped as he started writing on his notes.

“So, have you been feeling anything off the past few weeks?” you blinked, a slight blush across your lips as you said, “Well, I’ve been having trouble sleeping...”

He nodded, waiting for you to continue, slightly mumbling to himself. “Okay, why is that?” you stared at your crush, god, he looked so handsome whenever he wore those glasses.

“Y/N?” he called out, “Huh? oh! Um... I’ve been feeling restless...” you crossed your legs, trying to look everywhere but him. The mere thought of him does wonders to your body.

You didn’t notice it, but Kyle had stopped writing, his eyes scanning you. Scanning for any signs of sickness or any inkling of what was happening to you.

He noticed that you had a red tint across your face, your ears looked as if they were burning up. You squirmed in your seat a lot, crossing your legs in the attempt to keep them still. You’re body was tense, it wasn’t usually like that whenever you two would meet. Maybe something is wrong? he thought to himself.

“And how have you made yourself sleep? Have you taken any medicine or done any routine for you to help sleep?”

You couldn’t stop yourself from glancing down at his lap. Biting your lip, you looked away, “I... uh... count sheep” you couldn’t tell him that you think about him every night.

If Kyle wasn’t so close to you, he wouldn’t have noticed her eyes drift to his lap. He raised a brow as you looked away, “Right... Sheep, huh..” closing the file, he stood up and pointed to the bed.

“C’mon, time for me to check how you really are” he laughed. You trotted to the bed, but your foot was caught on a chair. Kyle tried to grab you, but accidentally landed on top of you instead.

Kyle blinked, both of you were like deers in front of head lights. Your heart was beating way too loud for your liking as Kyle jumped away from you, “Ah- Uh-um... I’m sorry”

You slowly got up, facing him with a smile, “Hehe, we’re both clumsy” He smiled, gently reaching out to tuck your hair behind your ear. His gaze was half lidden as he stared at your lips.

“Kyle?” you mumbled his name, “I like you” he suddenly blurted out. It wasn’t intentional either, because you could see his eyes widened in realization and he slapped a hand on his mouth.

“Forget I said that Y/N!”

You grabbed his stethoscope, quickly putting the buds on his ears as you placed the diaphragm on your chest. Kyle heard how loud and fast your heart was beating. “I like you too”

He coughed on his hand, a smile on his face and a blush on his cheeks. "Let's... let's continue the check up"

You nodded. He noticed your eyes flicker again to his lap and Kyle understood what you wanted.

"I have to check you out properly," his glasses moved down to the tip of his nose, "Remove your blouse please." He said in his serious tone.

You wasted no time removing your blouse, and though he didnt ask for it, you removed your bra. His breath was caught by the sight of you.

"Very good" he muttered before going closer. He brought the stethoscope to your heart, then trailed it till it cupped your nip. You tensed as the cold metal pushed slightly against you.

Kyle did the same to the other nip. He moved the stethoscope behind you, cupping your chest, he said "You're heart rate is increasing, I need to check the rest of you just in case"

You nodded, "Yes, Doctor"

Kyle released a breath, fuck.

Taking out a wooden stick, "Open your mouth". You did as you were told, sticking your tongue out as far as you could.

He suddenly frowned, "I see..." you stared at him as he looked really worried. He pushed the stick in and said "You have a problem Y/N"

"You don't have my cck in your mouth"

You blinked, you never thought that Kyle would be the one for dirty talk. But... shit, it was hot.

"That can be arranged Doc"

He smirked, raising a brow, "Oh?" He trailed his hands down to his zipper, "You want an immediate treatment babe?"

Instead of answering, you slid off the bed, and positioned yourself in between his leg from where he sat on the bed.

Kyle watched as you inhale his scent. His own member growing by the minute. You lapped against his pants, and he swears he just saw your shiver.

He removed his belt and zipper, you pulled his pants down before he could say anything. Again, you buried your head between his thighs, loving the way he smelled.

"Tell me, babe. Were you really counting sheep to help you sleep at night?" Kyle struggled to keep his composure, especially with you wanting right on his member.

"No, no I wasn't"

"If you tell me the truth, I'll give you what you want. What were you thinking of to help you sleep?"

Practically drooling against his underwear, you looked up at him. "I've been thinking about you. You and your cck."

Shit. He pulled down his underwear and you stared at it in wonder. "This babe? What did you want to do with this? Actually- no. Show me."

Without another thought, you held his member in your hands, stroking it. Kyle moaned at your touch. It was even better than how he imagined it.

You took him in his mouth. Your other hand massaging your own folds. "Holy- you're... hngg.. you're taking all of me,huh"

His hand on your head, entangled in your locks. He placed a slight pressure to allow you to take him in deeper. "Fuuuuuck, Y/N"

Moaning around his member, you caused him to spasm and cum in your mouth. Kyle, with tried eyes, watched as you swallowed his load.

You took his sensitive member in your mouth again to get him hard. It didn't take much either.

"You like my dck that much huh? Okay... i have an idea."

-

"Kyle?!" The loud sound of knocking made Kyle almost drop his pen. He cleared his throat as Jonah barged into his office. "What do you want?"

Jonah looked around the room, he only saw the usual clinic room. Kyle sat by his desk, papers in front of him.

"I'm looking for Alice, one of the guards said that she was last seen entering your office."

Kyle nodded, "Yeah, for her yearly check-up, which by the way, you are scheduled for tomorrow after lunch."

"Noted. Where is she now?"

Kyle resisted the urge to look under his desk. You, bare under his desk, was eagerly sucking his member. His foot, bare of his shoes, teased your clt. Rubbing it up and down as you sucked him off.

"She's-" he coughed, glaring down at you as you grinned. "She went out an hour ago. So I'm not sure. Maybe ask Edgar?"

Jonah pondered for a moment, "Alright. Thank you, I'll come by for the check-up tomorrow." With a wave, Kyle watched as the door shut.

After a few mins, he pulled your hair slightly, "And you bit me because?"

You pouted, "You weren't paying attention to me"

"You want attention? Okay, get on the bed. I'll give you all the attention you want"

[louisysl]

I just wanna type this out for myself ‘cause I’m gonna get even more weak and maybe I’ll get drunk again and this time won’t have the willpower to get through it without texting my ex..

But besides the reasons that were unrelated to us as a couple and out of our control (that I can’t risk saying even here) there were others that I guess.. nudged me towards it being over.

Most recently, only earlier this week, he got pissed off at something I said and then ignored me for hours. When he finally replied he blew off at me and then went to sleep, never giving me a chance to explain my side or understand his or properly communicate about any of it.

Next day, he was still ignoring me, so in the evening I called him and we spoke on the phone but he still wouldn’t explain what he was feeling and why. And I kept feeling these twists in my heart, y’know the kind where your heart just knows it’s happening before you want to admit it? It just hurts and you can’t deny that but you can try, which did.

But the ignoring and coldness continued and any message he would sent, even when by the third or fourth day they were less cold and more casual (but by no means normal or frequent) made my heart hurt. If I got a notification and it was from him, my heart sank.

And last weekend, a few days before this happened, I told him about some feelings I had about our relationships and shared my concerns and he acted so cold.. After he asked me if I had “made some kind of a decision then”, and I told him no, I just wanted to talk about it, he visibly relaxed and the coldness just disappeared right out of him.

But he didn’t want to talk about it and this was another common thing.. He’d simply say “this conversation is over, I’m not talking about this”, and that would be it. Even if there hadn’t been a conversation to begin with! He wouldn’t even start a conversation, just outright refused to have it which was torturous to me because I hate any kind of conflict and strongly feel that talking issues out is the best way to solve them.

And then he said something that felt very hurtful and I... Well. I decided in that moment that I was going to leave him. I wanted to do it that second, and I tried to. I wasn’t able to because I got scared (not really of him as I know he would never hurt me physically, but he triggered trauma that had me petrified).. And then he did that magical thing only he could, where he made me forget I ever had anything to be concerned about and instead I just felt happy.. but only for as long as I was in his presence. 

He also did this thing where he’d hide his phone, which may have been a habit but seemed suspicious to me. Like, he’d hide it whenever he went to check his notifications or reply to messages. Then he’d have it out in the open if it was just a group chat with the bros or scrolling through Facebook.. but then go right back to tilting it away or going into the bathroom or holding it away entirely. And I never confronted him about it because what business is his phone of mine? But it was an issue that constantly bothered me.

Also more than a year into our relationship he confessed he’d cheated on his ex. Multiple times. And he never told her.

This was maybe a month or two ago and I haven’t been able to get it out of my head since. He’d previously told me about a kind of cheating sort of thing that didn’t really count as cheating and I didn’t really have a huge issue with that one as he’d done it in the moment out of heartbreak and betrayal and in revenge. But that’s all the cheating he confessed to, months into our relationship, when I straight up asked him about it.

So, that was yet another thing that made me trust him less.. I don’t. Well, I don’t think he cheated on me. I don’t know and he would’ve had opportunities to for sure, but I really don’t think he did.

I did ask him, after he’d confessed the cheating on his ex to me, if he could ever cheat on me.. And while if the question was reversed my answer would’ve been an easy no, he told me he probably would if he suspected me of cheating on him.

Suspected!!!!! As in didn’t even have proof !!! 

Sorry I just. I haven’t recovered from that.. He took it back a bit after he saw how sad his reply made me and said he wouldn’t without strong reason to believe I’d cheated.. But seriously? 

And then there is the fact that I had known him for nearly a year when he confessed a huge massive enormous secret to me.. Months into our relationship... 

A secret that really, really affected our relationship. A secret he should’ve told me before he started a relationship with me.

But it was a really hard one for him to keep and for him to trust anyone with so I have a lot of sympathy for him and understanding for why he didn’t tell me right away.. And to be fair it being such a big deal to me should’ve made me walk away as soon as I heard. I stayed out of will, and I accept that responsibility and don’t hold it against him.. My friends do but they are definitely biased.

Also there was this one issue I don’t even wanna type out here but in case my future self is reading and needs reminding, teachers and movies and lips. 

There’s a lot I miss about him.. He was super super sweet. Just incredibly affectionate. He’d walk out of the bathroom and every single time without a fail he would look for me first thing; he’d either open the door and yell out my name, or look around and find me with his eyes.. And he would just seem so happy to see me after all those minutes spent apart. I loved it.

And mornings with him were amazing!! We’d always wake up for hugs and kisses and little cute things even if one of us was able to sleep longer; we’d just go back to sleep after the other had left. And there’s really no better way to start a morning.

Also, he would compliment me all the time. Just constantly. And it didn’t lessen in time, in fact I think he got more affectionate as time went on. He’d tell me all these cute things too and play with me and just be so so so cute oh my goodness.

He gave the greatest hugs. Tight, warm, safe.. And it was the same when we were cuddling or sleeping together.. Just felt very safe with him all the time, really. Like physically safe even if my heart felt quite unsafe most of the time.

He uses this adorable language that I probably won’t get out of my head anytime soon. He’d just say words in a weird way and it’d stick to everybody, all his friends, me, his family !!!! His mother even talked that way once and it was the most adorable thing.

And speaking of family he loved his more than anything.. More than I’ve seen anyone love their family before. I can’t explain that love but I could feel it all the time. 

Also like.. I’ve never ever kissed anyone fucking quarter as good at kissing as he is. He kisses so soft but with just enough pressure, even when it’s affectionate it’s not uncomfortably rough and he uses his tongue just right. Fuuuuuck. Even like, kissing me on the cheek or forehead! Or when he kissed my neck. Or my ears, hooooly fuck shit balls god damnit I have never ever known you could feel that good and get that turned on that fast but fuck. Fuck.

And sex with him felt like.. like it was the first push the whole time. I think most girls will understand that? Like it just.. Sometimes sex can get boring and you kind of just wait for the other person to finish so it can stop but with him it wasn’t like that. It would feel incredible the whole way through. The whole way. Like I was on the verge of an orgasm constantly.

His dick is like.. perfect. Circumcised and the cleanest dick I’ve ever encountered. Or probably ever will. I was always excited to give him head because it was always so pleasant.. And his dick was just the perfect length, girth and honestly? It was pretty. If you can call a dick pretty.. But you know what I mean?

Oh I don’t know. I miss a lot about him.. And I mourn our future plans so much. And I worry about him because I worry he’s not talking about his feelings to anyone, I worry he’s not letting himself feel them because he’s got a tendency to run from his issues and his feelings.. And I’m convinced he’s keeping himself super busy with work and gym during the week and friends during the weekend.. Which isn’t bad but I hope he’s allowing himself to feel his feelings and think about things.

I don’t know I just.. want to hug him. And take care of him. And make him happy. And talk to him..

But I know realistically it wouldn’t be like that. It won’t be like that. Not for a long time if ever. I think.. we want different things from a relationship probably.. Like I want someone who’s interested in me and my thoughts even when I’m not physically there. Who’s gonna ask about my day and text about theirs and who’s gonna just tell me random things throughout the day? Like just show interest.. And somebody who communicates. Honestly. I refuse to have another relationship with shit communication. 

And by god I want somebody who wants to spend more time than he did.

But there are so so so many things about him that I desperately want in a partner but don’t think I’ll ever find again.

Although right now, and for a long fucking time, I really do not want a relationship. Or even sex. I don’t wanna talk to anyone in a romantic or sexual way in a long long fucking time.

I just wanna.. heal my heart. Forgive myself for leaving him and for not being supportive enough and for not being who he wanted.. And forgive him for his shortcomings. And be able to get through an hour or a whole ass day without thinking about him unless it’s in a way that feels good and soothing.