#every day i wish more and more that this game was just a BL π
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PB keeps releasing bottoms and expecting me to treat them like tops smh
#what in hell is bad#bel was designed to get bent over and destroyed (by bite-mark-dude over there)#muzzle boy is also a bottom#other two can be switches#every day i wish more and more that this game was just a BL π#but also#let mc fuck them#strap ons are a thing for female mcs there's no excuse
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it's a JRPG π
of course it's pretty simple, it's about as complex as HSR, but without equipment and there's a defend button (so FF brave exvius without equipment)
but I was surprised I was expecting another card game lmaoooo
so far the gameplay is pretty much pressing a singular button (I think it would've benefited from having base attack, skill, and then the burst like in HSR, it'd basically be staple JRPG mechanics) but the game plan might change with the difficulty
I have 2 major complaints which one is the fact that the optimization is atrocious, I can play for about 10-30 minutes before the game starts lagging and then inevitably crashes
my phone could run ZZZ for 2-3 hours before it'd start lagging and only crashed a singular time, and I don't think this game with these graphics should use more power than 3D games like ZZZ, Genshin, Shining Nikki, or Life Makeover
the other complaint is this thing:
now what the hell is this? it's clearly meant to be a fox, from the yiip yiip thing to the name being literally vulpix but not actually
but why does it look like that? that does not look like a fox
if I separate it maybe the anatomy of the body and the ears could pass as a fennec fox, but the rest? that's a cat
that's just a cat with big ears
(this is not really a real complaint and more me, whose entire persona is foxes, being "?????" at this thing)
anyways, tumblr isn't letting me insert videos but it's insane that apparently the romanceable characters have character themes π
no joke the first actual romantic interest just appeared in the main story and HE'S GOT A WHOLE ASS IDOL SONG PLAYING ππ
story is pretty interesting though! I'd be enjoying myself more if it didn't crash so much!
also here's the guys that have my attention so far (I haven't met them yet)
the wolf guy I'm on the fence because I opened that character preview and he sounds like he's going to be portrayed as "stupid animalistic indigenous man with a speech impediment"
which is not a trope I really like, it makes me uncomfortable as someone who struggles with talking (in general characters with speech impediments are a huge hit or miss with me)
however for all I know he could be really smart and sensible, there ARE good ways to write a character like this, I just don't have huge hopes for the eroge to be the one yk
aside from those there's this one
not my type but certainly someone's type, they're very pretty
I want to draw sampo in their clothes now
that's all I've got to report for now,,, I'll give it a few days, if I get tired of the crashes I'll uninstall
also, I know it's 100% an optimization thing because this game is like 500mbs, it is NOT heavy at all, it's lighter than Pokemon Cafe Mix π (A PUZZLE GAME)
I want to like it so bad because I'm tired of boring games "for women", I wish BL and otome games weren't just mostly boring taptaptap games or rhythm games
nucarni has a more fun gameplay style but is weighted down by the choice of grinding for 30 days every day to level up your cards vs spending real life money to upgrade them
my favorite mobile games are Shining Nikki, Octopath Traveler, Final Fantasy Brave Exvius War of the Visions (legit modern Final Fantasy Tactics), HSR, and Pokemon Unite π
legit well made games and fun, but unfortunately only one of them is made for a female/queer audience, and it's the fashion game because of course it is π
this made me remember of how Square Enix absolutely fumbled the bag with their idol game
it's SQUARE ENIX but they didn't have the balls to make an idol JRPG, only the characters were JRPG/dnd based but the gameplay had nothing to do with it, it was extremely boring and didn't go anywhere at all because of it
pleaseee Noctilucent fix ur game,,,
they did it boys, they got me
#i should probs tag these so y'all can mute it if you dont care about my opinions on things lol#uhhhh#3 foxes in a trench coat reviews#thats going to be my βautism complaints and praisesβ tag
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