#event: the big buneary roundup

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

okay rotomblr completely unrelated question

anyone here able to take in a buneary at some point??

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

we are getting desperate

is there ANYONE, preferably in either Galar or Sinnoh, who can take any number of Buneary off our hands???

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

After reading the desperate situation you have going on over there, I'm considering opening a Pokémon sanctuary here in Paldea.

The funding and area to build the place has already been figured out, but our only worry is how we are going to get them all here!

Talk soon!

From,

@ellies-pokemon-family

ooohh! i think thats a ripper idea! :D

moving th'Buneary might be an issue 🤔 we do have special Pokeballs that are used t'transport injured or sick Pokemon, but th'problem is they can be broken out of by a healthy 'mon...

but yeah, th'sooner we get them outta here, th'better! we don't need more Buneary in Tasmaloa..

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

how do you even know Buneary will destroy the ecosystem here??

because that's literally what happened years and years ago

i'll let you in on a secret; we do have Buneary living here already

they were introduced to Tasmaloa in like... the 1700s i think?

and have fucked shit up ever since

they're invasive because they breed like crazy, they destroy plant biodiversity by overgrazing, and they compete with our native species, among other things..

so basically they're a massive, primarily agricultural pest here

WE DON'T NEED MORE OF THEM

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

im so fucking tired

we found 45 of the Buneary

there's at least 5 of them still running around... probably more!

great...

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

so what else is considered invasive to this region? 👀

you better not be planning some shit i swear to Arc-

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

i just dont get why you'd bar Buneary from your region; seems like an irrational hatred if you ask me

...tell me ya dont know what an invasive species is without directly saying that ya dont know what an invasive species is...

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

thats horrible!! why would you kill those sweet, innocent buneary?! 🥺🥺🥺

im getting REAL arc-damn sick of you clowns...

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

whatre you guys gonna do if no one will take the buneary off your hands?

uuuuggghhh

we might hafta cull em if no one will take em 😖 which feels rly unfair to them since, again, they didnt ask t'get dumped in an unfamiliar environment

but they cannot stay here, at least not in th'wild

MAYBE there's some trainers here who might be interested in having one... but I kinda doubt it

ppl arent familiar w/ rabbit Pokemon here

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

what kind of moron would throw out a SHINY 😭

i mean

im more concerned that it could destroy Tasmaloa's ecosystem than th'fact that its shiny

but i dunno

i wouldnt be shocked if they came from a shiny mill and this shiny had bad IVs or whatever...

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

[ATTACHED PHOTO: A large, enclosed pen outdoors, containing a group of Buneary; one of them has pink fluff on its ears...]

we managed to find like... 16 of them so far.

one of 'em's pink! i think that's a shiny 🤔

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

[ATTACHED IMAGE: Ty holding a Buneary by the scruff of its neck, looking a bit ragged; looks like the Pokemon put up a tremendous fight, and the ranger has a black eye to show for it]

little guy hits like a truck with those ears! cant help but feel bad for th'little bloke tho...

they didnt ask t'be suddenly dumped in a strange new location, after all :/

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

Pelipper mail: a Scorbunny Egg!

...oh u think ur real funny, huh?

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

I’d take a Buneary, but I really don’t have the resources for it right now. Sorry, and I hope you can find someone to take them!!

( - @kittsu-and-company )

aw no worries mate ^^ its th'thought that counts

buuuut if ya do know someone who's got th'time and space for a Buneary, could ya send 'em our way? 🥺

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

Pelipper mail: a Buneary egg!

...you think this is a game?

[gday-from-tasmaloa]

I mean, to be fair, if you can’t find anybody willing to take the Buneary and they’ll have to be put down, it’s not the worth thing to donate to someone who will have use for them afterwards.

Eating a Pokémon that would’ve just been thrown out or buried isn’t the worst fate, I don’t think.

i mean... you're defo not wrong about that

if they do hafta be culled and turned into food id rather give them t'someone who'd actually treat th'bodies w/ respect if ya know what i mean

not some "hurr durr pokemon are only good fer eatin! 🤤😋" chucklefuck