#even when im rotting for the day its like “hey im still surrounded by green -v-”

[fandomfloozy]

Painting my room a light sage green has probably been one of the most enriching decisions of my career thus far

[iamtheempress]

A Vegeta x OC Fanfiction (part 4) ¤ ¤ ¤

Calamatta managed to roll out of bed and redress herself. Pulling on the suit and grabbing a spare to bring with her on her trip to To-Rot. Leaving her room she met with Nappa. "There she is!" He chugged a caffeinated hot beverage down like it was nothing, Raditz stood beside him counting his wad of cash and stuffing it in his armor. 

"Pay looks nice." She yawns and stretches making her cute tail curl and back arch abit. "37,000. Not bad but could be better. Vegeta got the most of it." Nappa nods and pushes the yawning female saiyan a mug of the hot beverage. "Thanks...gonna need it." "Damn right you are! Vegeta is still sleeping. Weird he said he was gonna get up before us.. eh whatever. Lets get your pod and stuff ready then well worry bout him." Nappa said as Calamatta shined off the mug and pushed it away.

Upon going to the pod, her coordinates were set and everything was packed into there Raditz, who was standing besides her piped up, leaning against the pod with his massive arms crossed. "Dont take this the wrong way Calamatta but… why are you so…" he moves his hands in an hour glass shape and tilts his head. Calamatta went wide eyed and fixed her suit where her ass is. 

"If thats how you flirt with women that was a strike out, good lord! And I have know idea why! Its just my body shape idiot…" she comments hearing Nappa wheeze as he fixes some wires within the pod, followed by him clanging his head leaving. "Im not! I d-dont flirt its just that… well… shes got… n-nice legs and … a great fa-" Calamatta thwipped her tail like a nervous cat. The bay door slid open and Raditz's poor excuse for flirtation was stopped DEAD in its tracks. "Stop harassing Calamatta on her body type Raditz, Saiyan women were given bodys to kill, shes built like a fine tuned weapon whether you see it or not." Vegeta points up at Raditz who scowled with a full face of blush. "Oh so you look at her too Vegeta?" Calamatta slaps her forehead and raises her voice flicking Raditz in the forehead for his really stupid comment. "Can yall stop talking about me like im not fuckin here??" She snapped annoyed and heard Nappa close up the oxygen port.

 "Ready boss?" She asked Vegeta, who nodded and got into his respective pod and punched in the coordinates manually. "Later guys!" She got in and Raditz and Nappa left the pod evac room. 

Vegeta's voice sparked to life on her scouter. "Theres a hidden base by the most recent Frieza Force there.. we should make it there in an hour so that will be our base of operation. No breaches from outside forces." She nods and for the 2nd time in her life the pod flew straight out of the mothership into the cold vacuum of space. 

She crossed her arms and watched Vegetas whiz right past her hurtling with effort and ease to the planet that only seemed to become larger.. if that wasnt already more possible.

 She marveled at it… it was amazing. It was a shame she was there for a job to do. 

It was under 50 minutes where there pods broke entry to the planets atmosphere, careening and becoming hot to the touch, cold metal heating up faster, and faster becoming scorching red hot. Then the mountain range came into view, with the ship in sight the two pods crashed right into a large cave system. 

Welding their pods into the hard rock walls to jut through with 0 damage just enough room for the pods to open on the opposite side of the mountain. Calamatta and Vegeta pushed the button to open the pod bay doors, they took one solid whif of the atmosphere and Cala sighed. "To-Rot huh.. so wheres the base ship?" Cala steps her boots onto the alien planets surface. "5 miles that way. Stay within the tree line, follow my lead." The prince cracks his neck and blasts away leaving a trail of dust and debris behind him.

 "Say no more.." she stated following close behind Vegeta. Vegetas eyes were trained ahead. Toa ship that was covered in dirt and over growth. He tapped his scouter to be sure. "Perfect.. no signs of power levels. Excellent!" He smirked, the prince and Calamatta landed outside of the ship. Vegeta punched in a code and they were both let in. "Good.. now.. lets have a look around. The recent failed mission logs should have data from their logs. Have a look around for food and whatever else when i find the log ill call for you"  Vegeta announced as the hangar door shut behind them locking followed by a robotic voice. 

'Systems Armed'

Calamatta turned on her heels and scampered to the back of the ship. Vegeta watched the eager Saiyan trot away, with a sigh and a roll of his eye he headed towards the command deck of the ship. 

Collected with dust and opened up first aid kits, Vegeta scanned the surrounding area cautiously. 3 lone scouters covered in blood sat on the front of the deck. An ominous reminder of the past couple of grunts who died here. 

He snagged the three up and turned to call for Calamatta "Found them! Get up here!"

Calamatta dropped this box of rations she found and walked quickly to the front to see him plugging in the scouters logs. An unfamiliar voice chimed to life. 

"F-Force log number 1, we have arrived at To-Rot, this area is to be our base of operation since the inhabitants cannot scale plateaus or fly. We will commence terraformation and return in a week." Vegeta clicked the 2nd video, a bead of sweat rolled down his forehead. 

"F-Force Log number 2… uhm.. Que, Roa, and Gil went missing yesterday. We have been here for 3 days now and i have seen hide nor tail of them... ill send a distress warning to the mother ship but i will go and find my crew." 

He pressed the last one and the room suddenly became much heavier. "F-Force number 3… i found my crew.. w-whats left of them…" he held up baren bones and armor. "This planets fucked up… if you know whats good for you send the Saiyans.. theyll do a better job.. i couldnt save my crew! This is Nutte signing off… i'm going to look for Roa.”

"Thats… not good.." Vegeta groaned and plugged in the next scouter, A new crew came up on the screen, a crew of ten. The crew was looking around, brows raised and sweat on their brow. “So we are the 4th crew to come to this planet alone, from what were aware these uh… the main population of this race is highly hostile and we need to utilize lethal force...Well update as we go along.” After that log there was no update, no commanders log. He stepped away and swiped a hand through his hair. “Last log…”  He clicked on it which was 7 full days ago. 

A Log List of all the times this one computer has been logged into popped up. It was far more then 4.

10 Crew lists came through. Crews of upwards of 5 being the smallest to 30 being the most. All vanished within days of arrival. All of them mentioning, to send someone stronger, someone more capable. The Saiyans, they begged for the Saiyans help and they were all sent on suicide missions back to back to back to back.

Vegeta slammed his hands down on the console making it glitch the screen. “Of course theyd call for us…dammit!” He barked and kept his back turned away from her. “So they sent them on suicide missions because… they didn’t want to send us?” She questioned, furrowing her brows trying to wrap her head around the situation. “Frieza didnt want to send me and the other two… He sent US on a suicide mission.” Vegeta turned quickly and stared daggers into Calamatta, the overwhelming feeling of concern rain heavy within her head, and sat uncomfortably in her stomach like something she shouldnt have eaten.

Vegeta crossed the room and pointed his finger right into her chest a deep growl emanating from behind his bared teeth. “He went and sent ME with YOU so we can both perish!” “Hey hey what the hell! Calm down abit, well make it out of here ill follow orders.” Vegeta’s vein popped out on his forehead, eyes narrowed furious.

 “Thats not my point. Your optimism is the closest thing we have to any cocky behavior! It doesnt surprise me why Frieza sent me to a month long mission..” She put up her hands and once again her heart sunk; she went wide eyed staring into the princes heartlessly infuriated black eyes.

Friezas words rattled in her skull ‘your life is as forfeit to me as it is Vegeta…’

“I dont get why he would send both of us to die.” He turned back around and walked to a table with a map on it. “You stood at Frieza’s side for as long as you have been able to speak, you wanted freedom from him, now you might as well see the harsh reality, he never had any good intentions for you Calamatta. He wants you dead, so much so hell send the both of us to a lethal planet to terraform on our own…” He said flatly, Calamatta remained silent her tail loosely hanging from her waist. Her dignity and pride feeling like it was oozing out of her very pores. “Now get over here and lets get an idea of the land… this moon has two moons and we have to plan accordingly.” The map is very detailed of the entirety of the planet from the red deserts to the lush green forests and then to the grayed out city scapes. All of them giant hot beds of activity, teaming with life as they knew it. 

His orders were direct and bland. Calamatta dragged her feet, depressed. Feeling less and less like a Saiyan by the moment, it wasnt so much Vegeta.. it was how quickly she was starting to realize Frieza was right, and goddamn did it grate her nerves to know that... The idea of freedom is going to be lightyears more heavier then she could imagine, shes not even close and this is what she has to deal with. Calamatta tightened her tail back up around her waist and listened to her Princes expertise plan of attack.

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[mojavehearts]

Fallout 4 companions react to you embarrassing them

Cait:

She doesn’t really get embarrassed, she ain’t even mad she owns whatever it is that you say, you could tell people she sneezed and then got explosive diarrhoea that then got in your eyes and she wouldn’t even bat an eye...But she might bat you

Codsworth: 

‘‘And then when we uploaded Fisto’s data to him he would not stop-’‘ ‘‘SIR/MUM this is madness you must stop this immediately everything they told you was lies!’‘ very huffy robot butler I do declare

Curie:

‘‘And curie having just got her new body asked me too get a wrench and- ‘‘ ‘‘Oh no!... can we not talk about zis...’‘ blushy nanny bot turned synth can’t handle embarrassment well 

Danse:

‘‘Anyway we were out exploring on a hot day and Danse’s power armour started to get too uncomfortable but it wouldn’t come off so I had to pull this thing connected to his cod plate and then he-’‘ ‘’that’ll be enough solider!’‘ 

Deacon:

Another one who doesn’t get embarrassed though, sometimes you two have a bet on who can embarrass the other the most one time in particular he was very proud of you ‘’So there we were, 100 feral ghouls surrounding us at all sides, Deacon had a stomach ache all day and we thought because of that we were gone for sure, anyway we embrace each other spill out our hearts and right as they all come running up...This intense rumbling noise happened I thought there was some sort of earthquake, but then. The smell hit my nostrils, like rotted egg and mouldy cheese...my eyes well up at the stench I almost cried and I let go of Deacon...he was patting his stomach happily while all the ghouls around us lay dead’’ he was very okay with losing that one but everyone else was disgusted beyond all lines

Dogmeat:

Don't even think about it you MONSTER

Hancock:

Doesn't reaallllyyy get embarrassed, but he does get upset if you do it on purpose and not in a joking way, but if you’re just playing around then you can just pray that he doesn’t bounce back just as hard ‘’and then high off his mind peeled off some of his skin and ate it’’ ‘’do ya remember that time you felt sick and threw up into Danse’s power armour suit? or was I high off my mind then too’’

MacCready:

Little man Robert Joseph ‘RJ’ MacCready was making his way happily back to his friend the Sole Survivor smiling happily, smelling of garbage, he opens the door eager to greet them ‘’ And then he turns to me and goes ‘’Wait you mean to tell me its NOT supposed to be green?’’ he goes pale, Sole and Hancock turn to him with toothy grins, he immediately leaves and doesn’t come back for a week

Nick Valentine:

Nick can get quite sour with you sometimes when embarrassed, sometimes he laughs it off a bit grumpily, but either way he isn’t too happy with you unless its well placed and very light hearted ‘’Nick do you remember that time you had ‘a leak’ and everything was covered in tar for ages and made you short circuit and you ended up hip thrusting in place for a few minutes until Sturges came to try and fix you’’ Sole said at the dinner table surrounded by all of their friends, Nick takes his head in his hands and sighs deeply

Piper:

‘‘Blue now is not the time please stop!’‘ ‘‘Shhh Piper, anyway so there we are the middle of Nuka World, piper lets out this giant burp, the traders were terrified out of their minds, they thought the raiders were back!’‘ expect a lot of glaring, but she still loves you so its fine

Preston:

‘‘Preston one time got so drunk in good neighbour, he stripped down to his underwear in the middle of the street and started screaming the lyrics to sixty minute man, some woman screamed out if that was true and as he went to reply he tripped over nothing and fell face first into the pee bucket’‘ ...He wanted at the moment, nothing less and nothing more, than the sweet release of death 

Strong:

You die

X6-88:

As a synth courser he isn’t exactly sure what feeling he is feeling when it happens, but he is feeling it ‘’He turns to me and says, Ma’am hypothetically, if, I were to partake in the holiday, would the Easter Bunny be white and pink or multicoloured I have heard it was either way, and how big was he?’’ doesn’t speak to you for days afterwards

DLC:

Ada:

Shuts herself down before you could even open your mouth, also why would you even do that to Ada smh

Old Longfellow:

This terrifies you so much you just stop talking

Porter Gage:

‘‘And Gage says ‘hey we should jump off the top of the building to see what happens’‘ I agree and then as we go to jump I wait for him and I don’t move, I watched him plummet to the ground and break both his ankles, as he hit the ground he yelped ‘MUMMY’ ‘‘ ‘‘HAHAHAHA, so fucking funny...Idiot’‘

(im sorry for the long wait huehuehue)