#even if Hidan is not at all amused. afghjk )

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@sharkfinx leaned closer to Hidan's shoulder, taking the opportunity as Hidan seems very distracted while arguing with someone. Jaw opening slowly to show his pearly white, sharp teeth, quietly approaching closer and closer. Almost fitting his shoulder entirely into his mouth before being caught. Backing off instantly, while chuckling. "Aaawwh! I almost pranked you!! Kekekekekke! Almoooost. Hidan-san~ would have been so fun! Blood everywhere! Kekekekeeke! " ( unprompted and always welcome, wtf ilu for this. )

Hidan's entirely unimpressed face, as he stares back for a moment ( a long moment that stretches like an elastic, gathering tension, inching dangerously close to its snapping point ) ? it's a threat, in and of itself. jaw tight, molars gritting against each other. still . . . . apparently, he decides upon mouthing off at the provocation, rather than taking genuine offense ( his fingers, having darted to the side —now dancing lazily upon the metal cord— tell a different story. as if he required but a minimal amount of provocation, and this would turn into a much more exciting. . ..  ah, party. )

                “ is this the sort of shit you get up to with Red Eyes, or am I just that special a morsel ?? ” he looks less than enthused at the prospect. it isn't, after all, a compliment ( and he really has no desire to know the answer to either of those rhetorical inquiries ). “ or are you picking a fight? ” 

a finger, stabbing in the other's general direction, with enough emphasis to mimic the ghost of a threat.  “ keep that mouth to yourself, or you'll end up as fish skewers, roasted over the campfire. you get me ? ”