#even funnier is if jamie works at dippers school lkjhgfghj

[piinetrees]

[ txt ] hey uh [ txt ] found your number on… reddit? did you know it was there? seems like a pretty risky place to put your phone number [ txt ] anyways [ txt ] sources say you’re a monster hunter. pretty cool, pretty cool. [ txt ] how familiar are you with hauntings? [ txt ] see, i’m a pretty experienced paranormal investigator myself, i’ve been taking cursed objects off people’s hands and putting the spirits to rest  [ txt ] yknow what i’m just gonna get to the point [ txt ] pretty sure i got a dybbuk box and could use help getting rid of it [ txt ] oh, my name’s dipper, btw.

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