#even forms and with his lifespan - 300 years??? they really placed a GOD-LIKE entity on the throne with the allegiance to one family
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captain-noir · 5 years ago
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bran: my first order of business as the newly elected king is to show undue preferential treatment to my eldest sister by granting her half of westeros to rule as her own.
bran: my second order of business is to also show undue preferential treatment to my other sister by depleting the crowns already low coffers and supplying her with a custom made naval fleet for her expedition to west of westeros.
bran: and my third order of business is to grant my uncle edmure and my cousin robin arryn whatever their hearts desire.
the rest of lords and ladies of westeros: awww shit here we go again. call the banners!!!
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