#evarut

[ghost-drabbles-bc]

Papas and Cardi waking up to find their S/O has made them breakfast in bed, that's cute and domestic, right?

Nihil: He’s happy that you were so thoughtful, and takes time to enjoy the food you made while you both take in the beauty of the morning from the window in your room. He promises to return the favor in some way when he gets the chance! 

Papa I: He loves waking up to your cooking on the special occasions you decide to! He enjoys being able to see your smiling face when he praises your amazing kitchen skills! If you didn’t make enough for yourself, he would share his! You need to eat too, you know!

Papa II: It’s a nice surprise to wake up to, and it is one of the times he’ll feel softer around you! It’s early, and he’s got good food to eat so why wouldn’t he be? He thanks you and takes some time to thoroughly enjoy the food in the comfort of his bed with you by his side.

Papa III: If you want to make it to this man’s heart, you can definitely try through his stomach! He loves pancakes, so making him those will have him in all of his glory. He plans to try to return the favor, but he’s not the best cook so it might be better to just leave that to you!

Copia: He usually doesn’t have time to eat in the mornings, so waking him up to breakfast in bed is always a nice surprise! He enjoys every little bit of your cooking, even if it just happens to be something small. It always leaves him with a little more pep in his step throughout the day after you do!

[deadbydelight]

I'm in love with soulmate au so maybe a dbd killer of your choosing x reader with soulmate. Like name or the first thing they say. Would be awesome if you did Max the hillbilly with something written on him. Thank you if you do! 😊

This somehow took me so long to finish because of life being harsh lol but I did it and I made it sweet and fluffy cuz why not ? Hope you like !

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Hillbilly x reader (soulmate AU)

You had heard about the rumors around the Coldwind farm. How supposedly a monster or something like that was haunting the place, how you could faintly hear a chainsaw sound if you were close enough to the property...

And you intended on discovering exactly what was in there. You were what you might say, an explorer of haunted places, you had a video channel as well as a blog where you had quite the number of followers and subscribers. You were curious and adventurous, a lot of people said that it would be the death of you... As the expression said, curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

You had everything with you, a bagpack with everything necessary for exploration, a flashlight, food, water, ropes, a heavy jacket with a scarf and gloves, your phone and last but not least, your faithful camera.

"Alright guys, here I am, ready to explore the famous Coldwind Farm, you know the one ! Wish me luck!" You exclaimed happily to the camera, your breathing making cloudy pattern in the chilly air of the night.

You were well aware of the fact that no one would answer to your ask for cheering, but it was mostly for the sake of the video. It wasn't easy to stand out in all the people doing exploration stuff, let's not forget you were a lone wolf too, but you were quite proud of what you accomplished so far.

"I'll begin with a brief tour of the farm, then I'll try to get inside, so far so good, haven't heard the famous chainsaw at all... for now."

As you advanced in the unfamiliar place, you felt a shiver ran up your spine. You felt... observed. However you weren't one to back off from such a place just because you had a feeling about it.

"Damn..." you muttered as you made your way in an abandonned corn field.

You had come accross a really large tree on which several cows were hanging, grossly killed and their body pierced by hooks. You made a mental note of putting a warning for this in the video because it might shock and terrorize people and you didn't want that. You were starting to feel a little nauseous yourself, but would that stop you? Nope.

After 20 minutes of exploring you finally heard the famous chainsaw noise... But it was far from where you were at the moment.

"Urg I don't know if I'll have enough content to post this damn video... Am sure as hell ain't sleeping here" you grumbled under your breath (a bit that you would cut from the video of course).

You decided to finally go explore what remained of the actual farm, hoping that you'd find something nice and scary (some might call you crazy but hey, this was how you paid the rent so yeah). Nothing really extraordinary happened either as you went inside. The wood was creaking everywhere, eaten by thermites and the many days of rain that made the walls rot. All in all, the greatest danger here was to be killed by the farm collapsing on itself.

You sighed dramatically, deciding to stop the recording here. But as you looked down on your camera you froze. There was a very big shadow on the floor, and you knew for sure it wasn't yours. You even stopped breathing all together, a sudden wave of panic crashing through you, yet you stayed perfectly still, staring intently at your camera and the shadow. How could you not hear this guy come? Maybe it was all the noises made by the old wood, but now you could hear the mysterious stranger clearly. It was breathing so heavily, it sounded like a mix of an animal and an actual engine.

You began walking, mechanically. Acting like you didn't notice the silhouette that was clearly right behind you. It followed, walking at your exact pace so that you wouldn't hear its footsteps. So whatever it was, it had some kind of intelligence. You gulped as silently as you could, and when the abrupt noise of a chainsaw being turned on right behind you roared, you didn't think twice. You made a mad dash out of the building, throwing the camera without any second thoughts for the rents or anything video related, you just wanted to live.

The wind was cold on your teary face and it was difficult for you to run on the muddy ground, since it rained the day before that. You felt like the mud was slowing you down more than anything and you almost lost it here and there when you heard the chainsaw so close to you. In a desperate attempt, you plunged to your left as you arrived near a tree, getting mud all over you and hurting your ankle along the way. It seems like you were lucky, because whatever was pursuing you with its chainsaw literally crashed on the tree you were just nect to. It yelled, so loud you swore you could have lost an ear right here and there with the decibels. Finally, you had a clear vision of what exactly was haunting the Coldwind Farm. To your surprise it was still... Mostly human.

Still an impressive height, but its face was somehow very diformed, skin completely twisted on its face and shoulder. You could see some actual features on the face, but you could tell that whatever this guy was born as, it wasn't treated as it should have been. It's spine was totally torn and you could see that there was some effect of heavy malnutrition.

You should have run away here and there. Sprint home and never look back. But you couldn't help the slight fascination and curiosity bringing you to stay right here and observe it... No, observe him. You were now fairly sure that he was as human as you. He was still yelling, his chainsaw stuck in the tree and moving his arms wildly as if it had been... Hurt?

You got up as silently as you could, noticing that, indeed, splinters of woods were struck on his right arm. You winced at the sight, it looked really painful. You took the risk of stepping toward him, but this caused him to pay attention to you once again. He stared right back at you and you swore you lost your breathing at it.

So many emotions swirled in those pupils, almost hidden by the skin difformity. Pain, anger, sadness, confusion... But what you mostly saw was fear. He started growling at you, like an animal endangered, and it's where you noticed that even though his chainsaw was stuck in the tree and he was hurt, he still had very nasty looking hammer in his other hand, covered in what you assumed was fresh blood. You took a deep breath. After all, this might just be the end of you.

"Look, I promise I want to help you alright?"

At first he didn't seem willing at all to listen to you, still thrashing around and growling menacingly. But as you approached him while keeping your hands raised to show you wouldn't try anything he seemed to calm down. When finally you were right next to him you shivered, not exactly sure of what you were doing.

"I'll take a look at your arm alright ?"

You were sweating heavily and you could feel his ragged breathing caressing your skin. It was like trying to reassure a wild animal. You made a face  at the shards that were stuck on his arms, they were stuck deeply, blood spilling in thin tricklets. This looked painful.

"I'm going to open my bag and use some product to help you heal. Ok? Ok"

At this point you didn't care anymore, you just wanted to try to help him at least. He was still looking at you warily, but at least he stopped moving so much. You pulled some tweezer that you had in your emergency case and looked straight back at him.

"This is going to hurt. You're ready?"

He stared at you, his eyes boring into yours, then closed them, a silent way to give you the go ahead. You stopped breathing and went to work. He tensed when you began pulling out the shards but he didn't make a single sound. You almost let out a "good boy" that you thankfully kept in your head. You kept caressing very lightly his arm after each shard, trying to soothe as him much as you could.

Why did you want to help him so much? There was something in those eyes that entranced you. You saw more humanity in those eyes than a good number of people you met.

When finally you pulled out the last shard, you allowed yourself to be less tense.

"Good job. This is going to hurt too, but I need to clean your wounds."

He tilted his head at you, maybe wondering what you were doing... or why. He seemed to somewhat understand what you were saying. He grunted when you cleaned his wounds but stayed perfectly still, allowing you to work just fine. Finally you reached for the bandages, rolling it slowly around his arm. You froze as you noticed a little detail on his upper arm. There, on the malformed and bruised skin was a neat handwriting.

Look, I promise I want to help you alright?

Was this really..? You so didn't know what to do. You started panicking a bit inside. Were you hallucinating? You had lost hope of finding that one person so long ago, part of you couldn't believe it. How could you be sure anyway? This guy didn't seem to even know how to talk. You finally came back to your sense when he started to get his arm back. You didn't even realise you were gripping him so hard.

"Oh..." you blushed awkwardly, not really knowing what to say and embarassed by what you just said. "Sorry, I uh, I didn't mean to..."

You were having difficulties forming the words out of your head. Everything was going too fast. He was still staring at you, warily but also curiously. He probably had no idea of what you were doing. And to be honest, you neither.

"I need to go!" You finally cried out all of sudden, making him jump.

You didn't give him the time to react as you ran away from Coldwind Farm. You took a look back, he was still there, staring and unmoving.

"I'll come back alright?! I promise!" you yelled, and you could tell was more and more confused.

But he made a noise. As if saying "alright". This was fine by you. And come back you did. At first it was once a week. Then it became everytime you could actually visit him. You did some research on who lived here before. Turn out it was a farmer couple. They had a son named Max Thompson Junior that was never even brought to school. It didn't take you long to put two and two together, you had deduced that he had been abused by his parents, never properly taken care of and possibly never allowed to have affection in any form.

It made you sick to know that parents would reject their own kid like this... moreover he possibly was your soulmate, so that struck a chord. You still weren't entirely sure that Max was indeed your soulmate, after all he never really said anything understandable apart from noises, their intensity varying with his mood.

At first he was still wary of your visits but you warmed up to him so much, he actually got used to your presence. All that you had in mind was to see him, the more the better, the video could wait... you also discovered that he loved all types of little snacks you brought to him and you were more than happy to make him discover all the delicious food he had never even had the chance to taste before.

Once again you were off to see him, bags filled with all types of food rather than survival supplies. He was there, standing near the corn field, his eyes seemingly lost in the scenery.

"Hey Max!" You called, waving your arm around.

He jumped a bit a your voice (he was quite sensitive to sounds) but turned toward you his face lighting up and the hint of a smile forming on his mishapen lips.

"H...Hey."

You froze at the first word that were finally formed by his mouth. It had been weeks. And finally after hours of you talking to him almost non stop, even though no one took the time to teach him how to speak, he had put the effort to salute you back, just like you always did when you went to see him.

His voice was raspy and almost inaudible by the lack of use but it was there. Tears started rolling on your cheeks and your bag fell on the ground, forgotten in your rush of emotion. He whined alarmingly, not liking seeing you cry like this. Were you hurt? Did someone upset you ? Did HE upset you? His eyes were lit by  worry and panic and you hurriedly dried your tears with your arm, hiccuping a bit.

"Don't worry Max, those are not tears of sadness or pain... I'm just... so happy!"

You showed him your own arm, sleeves rolled up. There was written one small little world. One word that made you go crazy at first. After all what kind of soulmate would just tell you Hey? But right now it felt like the most beautiful word you could hear. After all, he took it upon himself to say it to you.

"You see this? This means we were made from one another !"

You abruptly ran to hug him. He didn't even move with the force but he tensed a bit, not used to the contact, but he eventually relaxed and hug you back, a light but secure grip around you. You weren't even sure if he had any idea about the soulmate thing, but somehow you had a feeling he knew. As he started slowly dancing in a circle with you still in his arms, you had a feeling that he knew.

And you couldn't be happier.

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All the fluff for this sweet boy , I hope it's good enough aaaa

[hellishunicorn]

@evarut @ath99 @wednesdayaddamsmood @greenleaves98 @fruitygurl

Fuck it, I'm starting one of these myself

Picrew chain time!

Tagging: @cute-as-buttons @bloop-arts @slymanner @mira-blue @garthcelyn @flowingleaves @pickastitch

[rockformed]

Happy (late) birthday!

thank u!!!!!!!!

[hellishunicorn]

Say Yes to Heaven, by Lana del Rey

Fallen Angel, by David Arnold

Los on You, by LP

Triton's Kingdom, by Alan Menken

Emma Woodhouse, by Isobel Waller-Bridge and David Schweitzer

Duje, by Albina Kelmendi and Familja Kelmendi (the rest of her family)

La Vie en Rose (french verison), performed by Con O'Neill

This woman's work, by Kate Bush

Strong Enough, by Cher

Wild Unhcarted Waters, by Jonah Hauer-King

I actually haven't listened to most of these songs for like a few weeks at this point, except the first 3

@ath99 @evarut @wednesdayaddamsmood @fruitygurl and others who want to participate

I was tagged by @screeensaver to put my on repeat playlist on shuffle and record the first ten songs! Thank you :-)

Moby Dick- Jakey

Gods of the Good Shit- Facing New York

Runs in the Family- Amanda Palmer

Lunatic to Love- Presidents of the USA

Hey Ladies- Beastie Boys

Rich Girl- Hall & Oats

Ball of the Dead Rat- The Teeth

Victorious- Panic! At the Disco

Hello Wonkites- Primus

Alphabet Aerobics- Blackalicious

I’m going to tag @dogwhizzer @moon-jellie @alsophila-grahami @autisticmiqote @ston-rampler :-)

[anyway-i-love-vanderwood]

I love your blog so much ;w;

✿ Thank you! ;w; I do my best!

✿ It means I put the rest of the text under a read more so it isn’t really long on people’s dashboards.

✿ I am so jealous!!! But also happy for you! why won’t my brain let me dream about Vanderwood instead of constant nightmares???!? s o b s.

✿ !!! i’m glad u liked it! isn’t it spooky how things like that happen tho? :o

✿lmfao, tbqh, SAME. i’ve put a loooot of myself into my characterization of Vanderwood.

✿I’M SO HAPPY, ANOTHER HAS JOINED THE FOLD............... my singular crusade bears fruit, little bit by little bit!

[cr-international-official]

What do you think of the munchkin cat?

It’s cute, like the cat version of corgis.

[abutterflyobsession]

evarut you are waaaay back in my archives if you found Strange Magic LARP AU

[ghost-drabbles-bc]

Rats are v cute so papas and rat boi with an s/o that has one of those big bois and loves them ?

Nihil: So pets usually aren’t allowed in the church, but for you he’ll make an exception. (He doesn’t know about Copia’s rats) He only makes this exception because your rat is so darn cute, and behaves so well!

Papa I: He would love to hold your rat in his hands and watch as it pretty much melts in his hand from all the pets he gives it! Your rat would make for a great cuddle buddy!

Papa II: Not the biggest fan of rats, but he’s not afraid of them. He just not a big fan of smaller animals. It would take some time getting used to having it around, but it wouldn’t be all too bad having the rat around!

Papa III: So I actually think Three would have a slight fear of rats actually. I’m sure with a little bit of persuasion, he’d fall in love with your little bugger in no time after holding your rat!

Copia: (So he’s probably already got a ring picked out for you) He loves that you’re not scared of the soft babies like some are, and since he’s got some of his own, he’d love to have them meet for little play dates! Who knows? Maybe your rat will fall in love with one of his, just like he fell in love with you!

[ask-chubby-usa]

What kind of music do you like?

But this is my favorite song!!

[rockformed]

How does the best crab feel about neck smooches?

its a hell of a good way to kill him 

[dvaasong]

Eva. Helga.

I think I know where to go.

They are together. :B

[ghost-drabbles-bc]

I just love animals okay? Could you maybe write the papas and cardi when their s/o has a big ol'dog just a big woofer but it's not a mean dog but a big cuddle bug just please?? Thank you ( also the rat answer was adorable thank you so much ;;u;; )

I mashed these, Hope that’s okay!

Nihil: Would love to have your dog around!  Having a dog around would be like a breath of fresh air for him, and make him feel so much more lively! He’d love to cuddle them and pet them and just love them all around.

Papa I: Wouldn’t mind having the dog around! Loves just how cuddly the dog is, and he would feel so much more relaxed knowing that it basically goes everywhere with you, so you’re pretty safe.

Papa II: Hopefully your dog isn’t scared by him! He can be a little off putting to children and animals, which sucks because he’s pretty good with both when it comes down to it. If he’s not liked, give it time! Your dog will eventually get used to him, and love him up just like it would everyone else. (Just make sure you save some alone time for him ;) )

Papa III: As a very romantic, sexual, and needy lover, there’s a good possibility that he’ll get a bit jealous due to all of the time you spend with your dog. Just make sure that the two of you get enough alone time together and he should be fine! He really does love your dog just as much as he loves you!

Copia: Loves your dog, but would be a little nervous to leave your dog around his rats! Once he found out that they’re just a big cuddly baby that doesn’t do anything wrong, he’d start to relax, and maybe he would even try to let your pets meet each other!

[rockformed]

Okay so we know you like buff ladies but what does Tama think of buff??

tamatoa takes whatever he can get lmao

honestly its all about how they wear it, if it fits the person in question, u kno?? he’s buff, i dont see why he wouldn’t like buff partners