#eugene basically rocks up like 'yo i heard the leader of this clan just mated a stranger from up north who so far has not left said clan on

[glitter-lisp]

You know I don’t really know these guys outside of fics of yours I’ve read, but pls tell me abt Barvarian team awesome flank steak

omgomg okay so this fic is wholly and completely @nart-is-a-monster and @gayleafpool's fault, because i said "here is a pwp omegaverse fic that is all about smut and literally nothing else" and then those inspirational mofos got me talking about it and thinking about and oops i accidentally plotted all over the place

(popping the rest of this under a cut because im not going into detail but there is some mentioned and implied fantasy sexism. omegism. omegasogyny)

SO ANYWAYS the basic plot of that one is "it's omegaverse and they're all sexy barbarians who fight and fuck, sexily, while wearing skimpy armor and fur and stuff," and varian ran away from an arranged marriage and wound up falling into hugos lap and mating him for political reasons to help get revenge on his family for effectively selling him

AND ANYWAYS there's a throwaway line in the first fic in that series where varian mentions that he had an older cousin who ran away from their clan when varian was a kid and varian never knew why, but looking back he knows that his cousin was also an omega so it was probably similar to what happened to varian (he is So Correct)

aaaaaaand aaaaaaanyways while varian is settling in to hugos clan and figuring out how to fuck shit up as a general and advisor masquerading as a sexy consort, there's background mentions of someone in the country taking on the persona of an old folk hero to rescue omegas from shit situations, and varians like "wow good for them i used to love all the old stories and legends about that character im glad someone is using the old myths to help people"

and. anyways. varian goes out hunting with an alpha buddy in hugos clan to get a break from his super duper busy new job as a strategic slut (or a slutty strategist, depending on the day) and their first night out said buddy gets got with a sleeping dart and varian actually runs into this flynn rider character except woahhhh you'll never guess who it is!!

also it's called flank steak cause i went "team awesome fluff and angst. haha flangst. haha flank steak" and then giggled to myself all day for some reason about that