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knowlesian · 1 month ago

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i keep trying to organize my thoughts about the us election and i’ve got a lot

anyway one of them i feel solid and secure on is “i still do think guillotine jokes are understandable and nowhere even near worth making a hill to die on but are alongside that probably not the best general tone to set given the specific context and my own personal beliefs on centering change and growth and pushing for a better future whenever possible over punitive measures focused on the past

…but goddamn i wanna make some guillotine jokes right now”

#usually i sotto voce a lot in tags but this i s the sotte voce rn it’s all one #eta up late no i lied one sotto voce #who is creating the bespoke elon guillotine i feel like that would really matter to him #because from you to me: make it one he would find personally offensive to die on #i just want that extra little “wow your guillotine is too tacky for my apartheid emerald mine heir soul to die on”#make him really feel disrespected and ill-served before his head rolls off #and could someone trans design it please?#he would find that s o not okay and i want him to feel that before he goes #anyway there is the rough version of the joke i won’t let myself make #aka i don’t generally support guillotines #but when they’re designed by trans people and the neck in question is elon’s…#as the man himself might say #let’s entertain the controversy!!!

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