#especially when you take sayer into account like ofc that dynamic is incredibly fraught
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stained-glass-cicada · 2 months ago
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the funniest part of the concept of Hale returning to Typhon in some theoretical post canon is like
he is the poster child for life on Typhon being dangerous
literally in the first week with aerolith (according to his recollections) He:
-Suffered from complete unrecoverable amnesia
-Had to run for his life from? I don't recall tbh, this is the bit where I doze off when I turn it on to fall asleep
-Porter drops him on floor 13
-Severe Allergic reaction, caused intentionally
-develops auditory hallucinations
-Nearly disemboweled in the breakroom
-Porter decides to not let people save him
-There is living things killing him from the inside
-Nearly suffocates while running
-cuts off a pound of tissue
-made to murder two strangers
-shot I think? pretty sure security shoots him?
But yeah hey its better than working at walmart, Let's go back
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