#especially since yes indeed Bri has a horrible awkward crush on Merlwyb

[starsandauras]

Smash or Pass: Merlwyb

For all!

Bri just turns red and squeaks. Will rolls his eyes. “Th’ lass is lochin’ her tits,” he says blandly, then dodges a halfhearted flailing slap from his twin sister. “Fer her, be smashed. Fer me…” He hums and tilts his head in an almost eerie mirror of Bri. “’Sumin’ she’d nay be killin’ me fer considerin’ it, aye, smash fer me tae.”

Arthur huffs and crosses his arms. “Putting aside that I’m a Captain in the Maelstrom and thus how inappropriate it would be for the moment… I like men. Hard pass.” He does pause a moment. “Though she is aesthetically pleasing to look at, I can’t deny that at all.”

“Ye loch ‘er husband,” Will adds with a smirk, and then dodges another angry sibling.

“They’re not confirmed married now shut up!”

Bri continues to be red and squirm awkwardly in her seat, completely ignoring the scuffle. “She’s really pretty…” she murmurs.

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Yeah, the Armorer 50 quest Did Things for her.

[”smash or pass” meme]