#especially since tyran has like hybrids and stuff and some wild creatures that are technically still half horse

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dan vs rambles #000000000001 (probably not actually 1 at this point but u know)

a lot of the danvsyou posts irk me (like /not super srs ashdnsadn) because they showcase dan being horny on main and that doesn't align with how i view him!!!!!!!!!!! i see him as fairly asexual ashdnsadsn maybe hyperromantic? but not hypersexual sahdnasd

that being said i do think that a lot of my asexual headcanoning for characters stems from the fact that most characters i hyperfixate on originate from kids media and also i am asexual

so i'm not saying that anyone who doesn't perceive certain characters as asexual are like wrong ahsdnasdnas because there's a genuine case to be made if they're adults that it's probably mostly from the whole "kids show" element... and not from them being canonically asexual

ALTHOUGH... i am curious to know if anyone else is a bit "??????" by the horny vibed posts on danvsyou ashdnsadnas like, from a "this doesnt sound like dan!!!!!!!!!" perspective, because - like - idkkkkkkkkk i just dont think he'd be actin like thattttttttuhhhhh /annoying, whiny

i don't necessarily read Dan as being asexual in the ARCsexual direction, to where I don't feel bothered by the idea of him having or desiring sex (or being sexually attracted to someone) *ever*, but when stuff is more ... idk, like direct? it super does not feel like dan to me . it feels like a horny doppelganger LMAOOOOO .... a horny.... imposter.... (traumatized memories of past danvsyou posts involving the imposter ashdnasdn)

i am extremely curious to see what others personal reads are for his sexuality. i think a lot of people are horny for dan AHSDASDNS (which doesn't register for me but im not judging ahsdnasdn *most* hornyposting does not register for me even if its for like... idk... a traditionally hot character. like uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhh well i can't think of any but you know) so ig to that degree you could say that ppl who see him as hypersexual or generally allosexual could also have bias in that regard (/nm)

oh BUT outside of a-spec stuff i do think that dan is at least bisexual but i kinda like the polysexual vibe on him more (mostly because i think the flag fits him more. it has kinda froggy vibes to me and i think dan is more frog than galaxy) (bi is galaxy to me ofc) but im not mad when i see bi dan posts if i saw a straight dan post id be mad fr straight as in "he does not like anyone other than women!!!!!!!!" core - if i see dan with a woman or femme person im not mad at that hasdnasdn

oh ig i should clarify even though im not horny for dan i unfortunately do think its very possible i am in love with him which is pretty much the equivalent to horny for me so i fully dont have the right to judge ppl who are horny for him LMAOOO

every time i think ive escaped his clutches he does some goofy shit and im like "fuck u i hate u !!!! because i love u!!!!!!!! stop that!!!!"