#esp the ones that are like actually better fighters than me like. i cant beat you fresh i will not be doing so at minute 95 you dont have
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oh also not related to the main roasting yesterday that my best friends wife and i had at him but we were making fun of him for fighting "like a thug" and he was like 'i dont fight sword and board like a thug' and we were both like :/ uhhh and he goes 'i fight sword and board less like a thug than i do two stick' and i was like "dude you fight two stick like a goon hired by a 1930s mobster that means nothing" and then we had a great laugh about him playing a bongo solo on my right arm during my two hour trial
#at least i wasnt chasing him down though oh my godddd there were a few individuals i was ready to murder for real#bc they made me RUN to catch them. like chase them the whole way down that damn hill#like dude im doing this for 2 fucking hours please dont make me work harder than i need to#esp the ones that are like actually better fighters than me like. i cant beat you fresh i will not be doing so at minute 95 you dont have#to run away from me. fucks sake
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