#erwin steps in with his politician voice to confront the salespeople and absolutely wrecks them

[miekasa]

I’m alive, I’ve been having a few rough weeks BAHAHAHA HELP but I have survived thank GOD. I’m here to bring some headcanons of mine I think that you’ll appreciate 😌💕 why do I feel like Eren is a shit cook? No offense to Eren, but also FULL OFFENSE cause I feel like he’d have one food or snack he likes to eat that’s so controversial, I’m not talking pineapple on pizza controversial I’m talking ketchup on macaroni level. I don’t know what food it would be, and I’m too afraid to ask. I don’t think ketchup on mac is on the same level as pineapple on pizza, cause I can totally understand that, it’s not my cup of tea but I get it. I just feel like Eren has mannerisms that are just “quirky” ig but you don’t question LOLOL he’s just like that. Don’t say shit about it cause he will get angry 😩😡 or at least whine about it the whole day about how people be judgmental these days 😔 but like it’s a foul good he probably eats, I’ll think of it soon. Stay tuned cause I am going to start leaving asks more often bb cause I love ya Mie😌💕

Levi animal crossing update (+ Eren): Levi managed to get the Sanrio pack for some FUCKING REASON and Eren literally cried at the checkout because he couldn’t (AKA me and Eren are in the same fucking boat cause I might have also shed a tear 😭) Levi actually didn’t buy it, but Erwin did 😔 my boy Erwin was PREPARED for that checkout and gifted Levi one because that’s what best buds do 😤💓 Eren fucking BEGGED Mikasa to let him borrow the cards (and she did) and now he’s back to normal. But during that period that he didn’t have those Sanrio characters Eren would not stop talking about it and Armin has had enough 😤😩 I feel like Jean and Armin might’ve honestly just gotten them to spite Eren because he’s been talking about the Sanrio drop for MONTHS since it was announced and they were both ready to SLAM Eren into the the nearest wall. Eren really wanted Keroppi and My Melody. He was ready to spend some serious cash even on the ebay scalper dickheads cause he just really wanted those characters :/ the Levi update is he continues to have a 100 star level island what can I say 🤷‍♀️ I know I basically talked about Eren this whole time but I’ll come up with some Levi hcs soon 😏 also I’ll be more active in sending hcs love 😩💕 I don’t say it as an obligation or because I feel forced, but because I do genuinely love writing these and sharing these with you Mie. Maybe I’ll do a face reveal soon 😏 jk jk I mean an account reveal but don’t wait up on it, I’m more active on your account Mie than my own LOLOLOLOL - 🔮 anon (sorry for the grammar errors in advance I’m like half asleep)

AHHH welcome back anon!! Don’t worry about being away, we missed you, but take all the time you need!! I love hearing your ideas, and I’m so happy you share them here, and I’m sure everyone who reads them agrees!! 

I agree on Eren and cooking 😭😭 he definitely needs his meals prepped for him by someone else, or he’ll just buy food every day, or eat boxed foods please. His regular diet consists of buying food 3 days of the week, Kraft mac and cheese 1 night, and then mooching off of Mikasa and Armin for the other 2 nights so that he survives please, ESPECIALLY if this is a college au. He’s at the dining hall every single day because he can barely make his own food bye. I think the one dish he can make from scratch and make decently well is like, probably some soup his mom used to make (but he associates it with her and being home and it makes him Weep sometimes so he doesn’t make it often, and also it takes 3 hours he doesn’t have); and spaghetti and meatballs! Other than that, he’s hopeless, it’s him and his Uber Eats pass against the world 😭

And I most definitely agree about his questionable food combinations/opinions 😭😭 I feel like most of his combinations are mostly because he’ll eat almost anything; and he’ll try anything at least once. So, even if it seems bizarre, he’s willing to try ketchup on macaroni just to say he did it 😭😭

LISTEN... Levi is that lucky mf who gets all the cool merch and updates and shit for any game he plays even if he’s not super into it!! It’s unfair, he doesn’t even like it like that, let the rest of it have it 🙄🙄 NOT ERWIN GETTING IT FOR HIM PLEASE THAT’S SUCH A GOOD HEADCANON 😭😭 the idea of Erwin being the one stalking a website with 3 credit cards in hand whenever he, Levi, or Hange are looking to buy an easily sold-out product PLEASE I LOVE THAT!! Erwin getting lucky against the bots, grabbing concert tickets before they’re sold out, being first in line at stores to get something they really want shutup that’s so cute I love that so much, I bet he looks so mf proud of himself afterwards omg