#erwin smith yapping

[riewritten]

it's either i off myself or i erwinify this quote from 1939

[shoot1ngst4r]

going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut

[levispersonalslave]

Prepare your horses, we will kill ourselves!

-Erwin, probably.

[althea-and-alcestris]

Anyone could hit me with a decent AoT centered Discord server that accepts oc talk? I have a lot of yapping I need to let out-

[eatingtitanfood]

close enough WELCOME BACK ERWIN SMITH !!!

please.

[writr4luvrs]

How far were you willing to go Yandere!Step!Reader?

tw: yandere themes, inavisve behavior, dubcon, taboo relationships (step father/20+child), not proofread

includes: aot, jjk, csm

Planting yourself back into your mother's life, your step-father taking notice to your familiar lush scent on his side of the bed, the make up stain that appeared on his dress shirt cuff. Your warm lingering presence was starting to make his stomach churn but what kind of husband would he be to demonize his own step-child.

Honestly, when did he start losing his will? Was it when you starring pressing yourself closer to him, placing your hand on his thigh under the table? When he was finding your underwear in his hamper? The lovey dovey text messages that started going to far? Or was it when files and archives of photos and videos of you appearing on his desktop, his inbox, his direct messages. Too many, way too many, and he's not incredibly tech savy to begin with, having to delete each with harsh heartbeats with each passing scenario of your mother catching the files. Catching the files on his devices. Of him staring at you palming himself, briefly hearing every few clips out of whatever coping morbid reason or curiosity.

It made pits form in his stomach when he lied next to your mother that night, the images of how soft you look, how wet you got, and that voice ringing in his head. Ashamed, restless, awoken by his own guilt and heads to the kitchen for some water only, by pure luck, for you to be there. He wanted to lecture you, tell you off, demanding you, you little siren, to stop this game you were playing. Yet your eyes struck him, not realizing in his drowsiness that you had gotten closer during his unplanned lecture yapping, placing yourself right on him, palming him through his pants. 'I̵̥̍ṯ̴̲͑̾ ̶̝́c̸̈́ͅö̵̜̫́̏u̶̹͐l̵̟̰̾̏d̴̯͎͐'̵̜͙͂v̵̯̻̿̿ë̸̗̭́ ̷͍̎̾b̴̢̐͝ê̷̳̔ẽ̵͓̈́n̵̻̂͆ ̴̧́̀m̸̞̓è̴̠͉̋ . . .' your eyes lowered, lingering. For a long moment, silence remained when you leaned your head in the crook of his neck, your hand softly sliding down his pants, his breath hitching when you giggle at the twitch when you stroke you.

Nanami Kento, Higuruma Hiromi, Erwin Smith, Zeke Yaeger, Kishibe

[ii-iikko]

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new blog where I post my other fixations ehee, mostly anime-related (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ don't know when I'll put up my request post but, eh, I'm busy w/ tf ones.

FANDOMS

golden kamuy

jujutsu Kaisen (I have a love-hate relationship with this show)

attack on titan

houseki no Kuni

chainsaw man

transformers (my main blog, not here)

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I'm a huge mamaguro/toji lover so any asks and au's about them are going to kill me/ pos (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) I love them to bits!! (Or asks about the fandom listed below in general)

characters I don't mind doing request, for now (small little drabbles about them)

hiromi higurama

nanami

suguru getou

erwin smith

ogata hyaknosuke

makima

TAGS

#iikkowrites — writing

#iikkorambles — yap

#iikkodrabbles — drabbles

#iikkosi — nsfw

#iikkobogs — reblogs

#iikkoasks — asks

MASTERLIST

[zekescherries]

﹔zeke yeager

🍒﹐scenario #2 ﹒﹙reader﹚+ monsterhunter!levi

werewolf!zeke & monsterhunter!levi kinda fight over you lol.

🍒﹐zeke & vulnerability

i yap about zeke and his struggles with vulnerability.

🍒﹐you save them﹒﹙warrior!reader﹚+ zeke & reiner

you save them, maybe your relationship with them will blossom, maybe not.

🍒﹐headcanons﹒

random array of headcanons.

🍒﹐headcanons 2﹒

more random arrays of headcanons.

﹔erwin smith

🍒﹐you're a titan shifter ﹒﹙titanshifter!reader﹚+ levi & hange

the veterans find out you're a shifter.

🍒﹐having an ackerman partner ﹒﹙ackerman!reader﹚+ hange & miche

you're an ackerman, they know but don't see you any differently.

﹔eren yeager

🍒﹐they're jealous ﹒﹙reader﹚+ armin & mikasa

they're jealous, that's it.

﹔levi ackerman

🍒﹐scenario #1 ﹒﹙overworked!reader﹚

tired!levi ackerman who makes sure you get a good nights rest after overworking yourself for far too long.

🍒﹐you're a titan shifter ﹒﹙titanshifter!reader﹚+ erwin & hange

the veterans find out you're a shifter.

🍒﹐scenario #2 ﹒﹙reader﹚+ werewolf!zeke

werewolf!zeke & monsterhunter!levi kinda fight over you lol.

🍒﹐levi & physical touch

i yap about levi and his trauma surrounding touch.

🍒﹐scenario #3 ﹒﹙mom!reader﹚

your daughter comes home crying and levi is livid.

🍒﹐headcanons﹒

random array of headcanons.

﹔connie springer

﹔sasha blouse

﹔hange zoë

🍒﹐you're a titan shifter ﹒﹙titanshifter!reader﹚+ erwin & levi

the veterans find out you're a shifter.

🍒﹐scenario #1﹒﹙ex!hange﹚

ex!hange zoë just won't leave you alone.

🍒﹐having an ackerman partner ﹒﹙ackerman!reader﹚+ erwin & miche

you're an ackerman, they know but don't see you any differently.

﹔jean kirstein

🍒﹐scenario #1 ﹒﹙bartender!reader﹚

cowboy!jean kirstein seems to take interest in you.

﹔miche zacharius

🍒﹐having an ackerman partner ﹒﹙ackerman!reader﹚+ erwin & hange

you're an ackerman, they know but don't see you any differently.

﹔armin arlert

🍒﹐they're jealous ﹒﹙reader﹚+ eren & mikasa

they're jealous, that's it.

﹔mikasa ackerman

🍒﹐scenario #1 ﹒﹙hurt!titanshifter!reader﹚

overprotective!mikasa ackerman who can't stand to see you hurt, her reaction might seem extreme to some but in her eyes, it's necessary.

🍒﹐they're jealous ﹒﹙reader﹚+ armin & eren

they're jealous, that's it.

﹔reiner braun

🍒﹐you save them﹒﹙warrior!reader﹚+ zeke & reiner

you save them, maybe your relationship with them will blossom, maybe not.

🍒﹐drabble #1 ﹒﹙awakened!ackerman!reader﹚

you can't remember what happened after you accident pulled yourself into a sudden fight with the female titan, but reiner is there to help you through the aftermath.

﹔pieck finger

﹔annie leonhardt

﹔ymir

﹔porco galliard

🍒﹐you save them﹒﹙warrior!reader﹚+ zeke & reiner

you save them, maybe your relationship with them will blossom, maybe not.

﹔historia reiss

more coming soon

© zekescherries , 🍒

[devoteyrheart]

i just want to deep dive (and see more people deep dive) on his inner bullshit and (potential) core identity more often (insert some deep analysis here about the loss of his arm + his age + the fact that his dream was his father's dream). he's such a human character, but he's also a bastard man. also i think it's SUCH a disservice to forget that the erwin we know is in his late 30s/early 40s and presented to us through a lens (which is neat btw). another disservice i think is just see him as this larger than life character?? he's already barely seen as a real person in canon lmao (actually i think canon tells you you SHOULDN'T see him that way but im not getting into that rn) he's not right in the head but he has to behave like he is he doesnt vibe with authority but he himself is an authority figure. someone who enjoys control but is also a gambler. the embodiment of the "i have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is" meme. but anyway enough yapping the way i feel about erwin smith is very simple really! i think he'd look neat with a bloody nose. maybe a black eye. or having a panic attack. or blatantly doing morally dubious shit. ( in my heart i KNOW this man has committed ~crimes, he just had to start outsourcing his shady shit at some point bc he's commander or whatever) would also love to see him knock someone out with a single punch. or having a mental breakdown after waking up from a nightmare.

I can't tell if you like Erwin or not lol

top 5 asks ive ever gotten this is SUCH compliment thank u

[riewritten]

soft erwin enjoyers do u see what im seeing

[lostinwildflowers]

You, birch you know me, you know I saw the "honey I'm home!" And brain went straight to Erwin. You know this. You do.

Summary: You aren't sure what's go the animals all wound up, and then you quickly find out what's up.

Prompt: "Honey, I’m home!"

Word Count: 0.5K

Warnings: Slightly suggestive, but just domestic fluff<3

A/N: Leave it to you to request Erwin the second my requests are open😂 Here you go my lil Erwin simp, enjoy your food ;p -Birch<3

Dogs barking loudly in the front yard caught your attention quickly from where you were drawing in your sketchbook. You had just gotten home an hour or so ago, and you were taking some time to relax.

You sigh as you set your book down on a small side table and head toward the window to see if you could see any vehicles pulled up in the driveway, mainly looking for the mailman.

Yet you don’t see the mailman, and a frown finds its way onto your face as you listen to the dogs continuously yap. The other animals in the yard don’t seem too bothered by it though, so you simply shrug it off as you head back toward your spot on the couch.

Right as you begin to curl up again and reach for your book, you hear a door slam shut and some quiet shuffling.

“Honey, I’m home!” the voice comes, deep and commanding as you almost startle at the sound of it. A hand rushes to your chest to calm the erratic beating in your chest, but then you hear the familiar footsteps of your one and only lover.

Erwin Smith.

“Well hello to you too,” you chuckle out as you regain your composure and height, turning to face your husband who was smiling down at you already.

Erwin had set his briefcase down on the backside of the couch and opens his arms for a hug as he takes in your appearance. “You look so beautiful, my love,” he whispers lowly as you walk into his chest, your arms wrapping tightly around his torso.

You can’t fight the flush that warms your cheeks, but you hum in response as he tightens his grip on you, straining the fabric of his blue button-down shirt.

“I mean it,” he says as he pulls back, the soft smile still on his lips as his blue eyes burn into your own. You just playfully roll your eyes as you let your hands rest on his pecs, and you lean into him as you mumble a quiet thank you.

Erwin just tuts at your quietness and then threatens, “You don’t get a kiss until you say it.” You pull back at that, a playful pout on your lips at his words.

“I’m calling a bluff,” you say cooly as you glare up at him, but Erwin just raises an eyebrow in a challenge as he waits. You try to lean up to press of kiss to his cheek, but with his greater height, he just leans back and leaves you to struggle.

In defeat, you grumble out, “Fine. I looked pretty today. Thanks for pointing it out.” Erwin just huffs at your very graceful delivery of words, but accepts it and leans down to capture your lips in his own.

You smirk with delight as your mouth moves in time with his own, but just as you were truly beginning to enjoy yourself, Erwin pulls away. You whine in mock annoyance, but shut up quickly as Erwin whispers in your ear, “Seems like I need to teach my girl a lesson.”

And so he did.

[thedyingmoon]

💜 This I Promise 💜

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XLVIII. Angel

***

It appeared that it would be the most memorable evening in (F/N)’s life.

Well, both memorable and taxing.

Not a few minutes had passed after entering the Reiss mansion when people’s eyes began wandering towards her and her escort, Erwin. Yes, they were talking a lot, their subject particularly focused on Erwin Smith’s former military title and how a debutante could benefit from it. But, their sole purpose for wagging their tongues was the fact that the most desirable bachelor of the evening had a partner and a potential fiancée already.

So, hesitant as they may, they removed the former Commander on their lists of potential grooms. And it left them focusing on the second entry of their own list, Levi Ackerman, Captain of the Scouting Legion, and rumored to be still single.

Problem was, no one could find him. Some even said that he skipped the event, altogether.

Had they looked and observed in the proper way, they would definitely learn that the Captain in question was disguised underneath false golden locks and a fancy dark suit. And the only ones who were aware of his façade were his footman, his attendant, his valet, and his partner. Particularly his partner, yes.

Levi raised an eyebrow, observing the crowd of blushing ninnies who started gathering at one particular area of the vast room, yapping their whole tongues away.

“What in the world is that all about?” he whispered to no one in particular.

“I’m not sure, Captain Levi. Maybe someone popular?” his partner whispered back.

Levi snapped his eyes at his partner and squeezed the person’s left hand, which was held unto his right arm.

“Didn’t I tell you not to call me that in here?” he warned savagely. “Didn’t Hange also teach you how to moderate your voice, eh brat?”

The brat’s captivating teal eyes widened in fear at his superior. He nodded quickly so as not to piss Levi off even more.

“Good.” Levi whispered and refocused his gaze on the crowd. “I hope we’re clear.”

“Yes, Si – my love. Yes, my love.” His partner said in a small voice imitating a female’s.

Levi nodded in response and satisfaction. He was about to scan the crowd for traces of either (F/N) or Erwin when he suddenly felt dagger gazes directed at his back. He slightly turned and noticed Jean, who was dressed as a valet, stopping Mikasa, who was disguised as the footman, from attacking Levi due to her utter jealousy towards him. At the corner of his eye, he could see how Jean mouthed the words, I apologize towards him for the gloomy brat’s behavior and tried very hard to reason with her. Levi just rolled his eyes, thinking that it was their own stupid idea in the first place.

Well, not exactly their idea, but the one who was dressed as their attendant for the evening.

“Don’t forget your rose, Sir.” The bespectacled attendant muttered mandatorily while pinning a violet rose unto the left side of his finely tailored jacket.

Levi let Hange do her thing and not be obvious, but Eren’s nervousness was starting to really get on his nerves.

Hange smiled and gently dabbed at Eren’s face with a pure, white handkerchief.

“A lady must not get nervous too much, Miss Baxter.” She told Eren. “Look at you, your sweat is beginning to mess up my three hours of vain sacrifice.”

“Well, you decided to put on that makeup and gown unto Jackie.” Levi sarcastically muttered.

Hange smiled devilishly and closed her eyes.

“Everything was done in perfect balance in accordance with the event.” She told him.

“I didn’t know that drawing the short stick could be considered fair.” Levi retorted.

“Let me rearrange that for you, Sir,…” Hange said and went closer towards him in a gesture of fixing his rose. “You should be thankful, shorty.” She whispered carefully to him. “Who do you want to be your Jacqueline for this evening? Mikasa? You both hate each other, remember?”

“I don’t fucking care who gets the role of Jacqueline! Not today, not tomorrow, not in a million times!” he argued back. “You all suck at it!”

“Well, you don’t exactly fit the role of Elvis, because he’s much taller!”

“Guys, guys!” Eren whispered to the both of them, gesturing towards the group of musicians from the large platform at the other end of the room. “It’s starting!”

Levi and Hange stopped arguing at once and diverted their attentions towards the platform.

Slowly, a man in his mid – fifties emerged from a corner and stepped unto the platform, taking his place among the musicians. A man they assumed to be the noble, Rod Reiss, himself.

(F/N) clutched unto Erwin’s right arm tighter than before, making the man turn towards her. He gently clasped her left hand. She looked up at him and was met with soft, blue eyes.

“Are you nervous?” he whispered.

(F/N) just nodded, unable to trust her own voice.

Who wouldn’t be, when the noble who owned the mansion and was the host of the Winter Season ball just casually asked you to lead the first dance?

(F/N) knew that she studied waltz to death for this very event. But, nothing did prepare her for the actual thing. And she was so nervous, she almost wanted the glimmering marble floor to swallow her whole. Not to mention the looks she received from other debutantes. Yes, they were all younger and more beautiful than her, that she instantly felt that she didn’t belong there. And that made her even more insecure and nervous.

“You are the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen, (F/N).” Erwin whispered to her ear, sending chills down her spine, but it was a good kind of chill.

“Y-you must be making me comfortable so that I would not make a mess of both of us in the dancefloor, Mr. Smith.”

“I never lie.” He replied, his hand shifting position and making its way towards the small of her back, supporting her gently. “You are the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen in my entire life.”

Meanwhile, Levi and Eren observed as the man cleared his throat once more. He began with his speech.

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the,…”

And on he talked and talked, making almost everyone drowsy, including Eren, who was not really used to long, boring talks. A few more minutes of endurance challenge and the noble finally ended his speech, but not before announcing something about the invited couple who was going to lead to first dance.

At his signal, the musicians struck the first notes of the waltz. Levi and Eren looked all over the place for the mentioned couple. And as Eren turned, he found them. His eyes widened in surprise at what he saw. He tugged at Levi’s arm, gesturing for him to look at the couple. He looked down at him and noticed that Levi was already staring, particularly at the lady in Erwin’s arms.

Who could blame him and anybody else in the room? For before all of them waltzed a dark angel, moving very fluidly and gracefully with the tall, blonde man. Yes, she was not wearing the traditional Winter Season gown of white, gold, or pastel, but her garb of simple black dress that went down her legs in a flowing, graceful manner swept the glamorous dancefloor like a black tidal wave that covered everything in darkness. The simple garb, itself, brought attention to her tiny waist, hugging it along with a golden chain that swayed along with the princess who wore them. The man who supported her endearingly held her slender, black – laced, gloved hand. However, not only her dark opera gloves caught the attention of the men and women around her. Her low neckline, which defied the norm of Winter Season debutantes wearing cowl – necked, or high – necked, styled gowns which portrayed ancient princesses, clearly managed to draw everyone's attention towards her long and graceful neck and that picturesque collar bone of hers, not to mention the almost porcelain glow of her skin, which contrasted against her dark outfit. She may not be wearing a tiara just like other debutantes, but her simple golden necklace with dark red rubies in it outshone even the most expensive of all the jewelry worn by the evening’s madams and mademoiselles. And most especially, instead of wearing her hair in a beehive, she simply have it free and flowing unrestrainedly.

In other words, the most beautiful person Levi had ever seen in his entire, pathetic life.

And that person was no other than (F/N), herself.

Eren almost went out of his character as Jacqueline upon watching (F/N) dance with eyes full of complete admiration, so he just looked at Levi to see his reaction. And what he saw on the short Captain’s face threw him into total confusion, for he couldn’t believe that the man could be capable of endearing emotions, after all.

Basically, it was the first time that Eren had seen Levi in such a state of awe. He was clearly smitten, like he really had fallen in love with (F/N),…

All of a sudden, Eren saw something dark invade Levi’s blue eyes. He saw the smile in the man’s face change into that of a frown of disappointment. The boy looked back at the dancefloor and noticed how Erwin looked at her. How he AND (F/N) looked at each other.

It was as if they were both in love,…

The second phrase of the music brought all the other couples on the dancefloor. Jean and Mikasa nodded towards them and went unto their designated positions to spy on the nobles. Hange simply tapped Levi on the shoulder and went towards the direction of the musicians. Eren refocused his gaze unto the dancefloor, starting to forget all the dance moves he learned from Hange. He gulped and started sweating hard again.

“Let’s go.” Said Levi in a monotonous  tone, tugging at his left, white – gloved hand. “And don’t step on me. Got that, brat?”

“U-understood.” Eren muttered and let himself be guided by Levi smoothly towards the dancefloor for their very first dance ever, his pure, white skirts flowing dramatically as the two men danced the romantic steps of Waltz together,…

***

“This is outrageous.” One seamstress announced that afternoon to her colleagues. “How can we make a dress in such a short period of time?”

“We just do what Lord Shunerman suggested.” The Head Seamstress replied. “We just keep it black and simple.”

“How do make something black and simple for the Winter Season?!” one seamstress argued.

“The event IS Winter Season! Not frigging Masquerade!”

“We will be betraying Mr. Smith with this, you know that, madam.” Another pleaded.

The Head Seamstress contemplated for a while, her hand on her chin, her brows furrowed.

“If we force the miss to wear our design, she might go down in a hysteria once more. That, we must avoid, or no Winter Season for both her and the Commander. And that is totally out of the question.”

“What do we do?”

“We have no choice.” Their leader announced. “We follow Lord Shunerman’s advice.”

“You know you’ll be tampering with age – old traditions here, madame.”

“I know.” She said as she took out her sketchbook. “But, do we have a choice? Isn’t our motto to please our customers, and not plague them?”

Her colleagues didn’t say a word, showing their reluctant compliance.

“So, it’s time to get back to work,…” she told them with a clap of her calloused hands.

***

~ @levi4mikasa , @yepps , @nerdyphantomlady , @unhappysap , @shewolfofficial , @super-peace-fangirl , @fangurl-ontgeside , and @emilyackerman78 . 💜

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[riewritten]

i swear this is erwin smith if he were in a modern au

[riewritten]

this is so dusk in the brightest!erwin coded

[riewritten]

lmao something your bestfriend would fucking tweet

[riewritten]

Child Erwin looks like chucky

indeed!!! but ok hear me out!!!

i acknowledge this official art to be his canon face (like only this official art xksjxjsjs) look how bbg he is tho!

i bet he'd be a cringefail little lover boy and his father would amusingly encourage him in his cringefail escapades because he is just so adorable to watch. you would be the classmate he has a crush on and because our baby doesn't have anything to worry about just yet, all he aims for is your attention! he's still a silly goofy geeky baby here, though, so you'd either be amused with him just as his father is, or perhaps you'd be flustered too because "oh man why is the erwin smith, our smartest in class, in front of me and kissing my hand?!"

now imagine seeing him again years after in his commander physique. you already had an inkling back in childhood that he'd grow up to be a fine young man, but walls be damned, you didn't expect him to be so utterly grim and devoid of light.

nonetheless, seeing you again would remind him of those peaceful times where all he worries for is garnering the affection of his first crush. that's why he'd reenact the scene in a very funny way (or so he thought because bloody hell he looks so charismatic and hot flashing that sweet smirk on you!)

he'd hold back a laugh as he say the cringefail remark, "my lady, i fight for you." then he'd kiss your hand, tipping his head sideward with a smirk, "my legs aren't stubby anymore to trip over it, though. how about that?"

and oh you'd be so whipped. perhaps you'd think that it was your karma for making fun of him way back in childhood because the tables have turned this time around.

(or the turns have tabled?! 🤔 what the hell is wrong with you, couldn't even come up with coherent words just because of a chaste peck on your hand?!)

you almost stutter, smile almost crooked as you quote what you said back then, "w-well, my good knight has no need to fight the whole world for my sake."

then his smile becomes even sweeter, "if that's the case, then perhaps you could indulge with my affection this time around?"