#erwin smith yapping

[riewritten]

it's either i off myself or i erwinify this quote from 1939

[shoot1ngst4r]

going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut

[tojisteddy]

Adding another canonically dead, tall, emotionally unavailable, and visibly depressed man to my roster and making them my comfort characters

[levispersonalslave]

Prepare your horses, we will kill ourselves!

-Erwin, probably.

[althea-and-alcestris]

Anyone could hit me with a decent AoT centered Discord server that accepts oc talk? I have a lot of yapping I need to let out-

[eatingtitanfood]

close enough WELCOME BACK ERWIN SMITH !!!

please.

[writr4luvrs]

How far were you willing to go Yandere!Step!Reader?

tw: yandere themes, inavisve behavior, dubcon, taboo relationships (step father/20+child), not proofread

includes: aot, jjk, csm

Planting yourself back into your mother's life, your step-father taking notice to your familiar lush scent on his side of the bed, the make up stain that appeared on his dress shirt cuff. Your warm lingering presence was starting to make his stomach churn but what kind of husband would he be to demonize his own step-child.

Honestly, when did he start losing his will? Was it when you starring pressing yourself closer to him, placing your hand on his thigh under the table? When he was finding your underwear in his hamper? The lovey dovey text messages that started going to far? Or was it when files and archives of photos and videos of you appearing on his desktop, his inbox, his direct messages. Too many, way too many, and he's not incredibly tech savy to begin with, having to delete each with harsh heartbeats with each passing scenario of your mother catching the files. Catching the files on his devices. Of him staring at you palming himself, briefly hearing every few clips out of whatever coping morbid reason or curiosity.

It made pits form in his stomach when he lied next to your mother that night, the images of how soft you look, how wet you got, and that voice ringing in his head. Ashamed, restless, awoken by his own guilt and heads to the kitchen for some water only, by pure luck, for you to be there. He wanted to lecture you, tell you off, demanding you, you little siren, to stop this game you were playing. Yet your eyes struck him, not realizing in his drowsiness that you had gotten closer during his unplanned lecture yapping, placing yourself right on him, palming him through his pants. 'I̵̥̍ṯ̴̲͑̾ ̶̝́c̸̈́ͅö̵̜̫́̏u̶̹͐l̵̟̰̾̏d̴̯͎͐'̵̜͙͂v̵̯̻̿̿ë̸̗̭́ ̷͍̎̾b̴̢̐͝ê̷̳̔ẽ̵͓̈́n̵̻̂͆ ̴̧́̀m̸̞̓è̴̠͉̋ . . .' your eyes lowered, lingering. For a long moment, silence remained when you leaned your head in the crook of his neck, your hand softly sliding down his pants, his breath hitching when you giggle at the twitch when you stroke you.

Nanami Kento, Higuruma Hiromi, Erwin Smith, Zeke Yaeger, Kishibe

[aaakikoo]

who i think fits best w aot character except im brutally honest and lowk idc

an -> this is low effort asf but honestly i just wanna yap. some ppl might disagree or be pissed but that’s okay.

another an -> spoilers, probs some typos.

another another an -> this is just my opinions for now, they might change into the future idk.

including: eren, floch, zeke, erwin, hange, ymir, bertholdt, historia, reiner, hitch, mikasa, sasha, niccolo, levi, connie, jean, annie, armin.

eren jeager:

mikasa and mikasa only. i mean to start off he canonically had feelings for her so that’s a plus. in addition to the fact that he saved her which is yk good and regardless if he liked her or not.

them spending their childhood together with erens parents, growing up together, sticking next to each other.

even during the marley arc she still wanted him to come home. him telling her he hated her is kinda his way of trying to make her let go of him, so she wouldn’t be hurt when he leaves.

not to mention him crying like an idiot when armins threatens him with words.

eren giving her the gift of the alternate universe in the paths for 4 years as a “gift”.

besides all of these facts, him always keeping his promise to wrap her scarf around mikasa.

now to look away from the plot, they aesthetically fit each other so well. giving girlboss x househusband in my opinion.

or even a power couple both of them serving.

yeah, eren with ONLY mikasa i wouldn’t back down no matter what.

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bertholdt hoover:

now…. don’t hate me……annie.

now if you had watched attack on titan junior high, you would know they had a little thing.

now if we stick to the main AU. similar to eren and mikasa, they grew out together on the same side, going to war together and facing consequences together.

now obviously in the main AU, annie wasn’t interested in him like he was. but the point i’m trying to make is that i cannot imagine anyone else with bertholdt other than annie, not that i cannot imagine with annie with anyone other than bertholdt, (read the title).

for me, if they were together they’d give off sunshine x grumpy vibes.

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reiner braun:

no one 😭😭.

don’t even try to say historia maybe because hell naw. but i legit cannot see him with anyone from the AOT universe, he’s too much of a self confident man for anyone to approach him, even if he isn’t in reality.

for me reiner is like the friend everyone has, and everyone relies on, but seems like he doesn’t need anyone himself, like similar to his character in attack on titan, he does what he thinks is best and looks out for other people, may seem like he’s chilling by himself, but kinda isn’t. so none does anything about it.

(feel free to give suggestions here though lol)

(not if it’s historia)

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hitch dreyse:

now there are two people here, one of them being marlow. like i COULD see them for together, yk?

both spending title together training and being in the military police etc.

she was even his last thought 😭😭😭. if i had to guess id probably say he would be most likely the one to like her rather than the opposite, but i could still kinda see them together.

secondly annie, now similar to bertholdt, i don’t see as annie being the one for hitch but kinda the opposite, like from hitchs POV i kinda could (again read the title if ur confused)

they had quite some screen time and lore and what not 💀. so why not.

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ymir:

historia only. i don’t think we need to discuss this, only historia. canon that she liked her and even changed her, she also wanted historia to change, protected her and also gave her the best advice she could’ve ever given her.

not to mention the absolutely gut wrenching letter she gave her 💔💔💔💔💔.

don’t think we need to discuss this, very obvious that ymir liked historia.

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erwin smith:

again, no one 😭😭😭.

so if anyone likes erwin here’s your chance.

lowkey similar to reiner i don’t think he’d appear like he needs anyone, yk erwin is a strong independent, influential person who holds a lot of power.

he could easily appear unapproachable. but at the same time i feel like unlike reiner, he doesn’t actually need anyone hed just prefer to have, in a sense that it would be nice, but he doesn’t need.

(no levi x erwin around here, i dislike it heavily)

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hange zoe:

now another two ships right here.

one of them being moblit, so basically what i think is going on here is some sort of office love. throughout the show when moblit was alive he always cared for hange, helping her around her office, reminding her of stuff, pulling her away from the two titans she had captured in season 1 etc.

he stood up for her infront of the military police men and even died protecting her, causing hange to lose on of her eyes.

i’d like to believe that hange had some sort of appreciation and love towards moblit ofc, she talked about it to mikasa that over the years she had lost so many people when they were debating between armin and erwin.

again, moblit and hange is one of the good ships in my opinion it’s just not one of my favourite, in my opinion it makes sense and i could see it but that’s about it.

secondly, levi. now here it gets kinda interesting.

since the beginning of season 1 levi and hange were constantly at it, levi mocking and teasing her etc, ofc hange responding excitedly, again this is because of their interesting character and not much special.

however these two spent so much time together, trained together, and trained over; been through so much.

don’t even get me started when hange took care of levi when he was deeply injured in season 4, then losing eyes as well, they lost the eye the other person had?? (idk how to formulate it u get what i mean)

not to mention the fact that when hange suggested they spend their lives in the forest, levi didn’t deny the idea.

their relation makes me cry, levi and hange is def one of the good ships in my opinion!

(a little side note; this might sound super weird, but throughout the hange x levi rant, i was mostly imagining season 4 hange, season 1-2 at least hange and levi don’t give off couple vibes. b it after that it kinda does, i hope some people can understand what i mean)

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floch foster:

nobody, i’m not a big fan of his character, and i cannot see him with anyone.

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historia reiss:

ymir in my opinion.

now it’s not AS canon as ymir but i’d like to think that both ymir and historia changed each others ideologies and ways of living.

as in they both impacted each other.

historia was definitely mostly effected by ymir, the letter as i’ve mentioned, and her crying her add out reading it.

now we know historia is married with a child, ofc she loves the child so i’m not gonna bring her daughter into it.

but in my opinion she didn’t look particularly happy about marrying the farmer.

i’d like to think ymir and historia make sense, def one of my favourites.

queen x guard vibes lol

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zeke jaeger:

i love zeke, his character, his backstory and his entire overall character, but i cannot imagine him with anyone.

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mikasa ackerman:

now obviously eren, i’ll stand by eremika till the day i die, it’s all common sense that she loves eren to the point she took that crusty scarf with her to the grave. it’s no surprise, she loved him, he loves her, period.

but at the same time i could also see her with jean, not that i like the ship or anything, but i could see it, as in can imagine it.

it would sure be super unhealthy at the start, but i feel like they will grow to accept and love each other.

mikasa will definitely try to put her feelings for eren aside, which yet again, is very unfair to jean because he doesn’t deserve someone who treats him like a second option, but, he kinda already knows he is if im being honest.

i wouldn’t say their relationship/ marriage would be toxic or anything but it would be filled with sorrow, sadness, and overwhelming emotions and pain sometimes.

but to sum it up, i could see them together.

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sasha braus:

as much as people love to ship her with niccolo which isn’t a bad ship in my opinion, i cannot see her with anyone 😭😭😭😭. idk why i rlly tried to, i can def see niccolo with her but not her with him, idk if that makes any sense i hope some people get what i mean.

i feel like she has a platonic friendship with most guys idk.!! as i said im not against niccolo and sasha i just don’t have it on my fav list…..

and i’m not saying this because i think she is unlovable.

i’m saying this because i don’t think she really prioritises stuff like that, i feel like her mentality would be, if it comes then it comes (i guess), but she wouldn’t really go out of her way if that makes sense.

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niccolo:

sasha.

he likes her 😭. very canon.

and also helped him find meaning with life and his food.

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levi ackerman:

mostly no one, because i feel like he would want to improve himself and focus on himself without caring for anyone’s because he still feels like they will leave him if he cares abojt them.

but i can also see him with hange :). i’m not repeating what i wrote basically the same as the hange x levi part.

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connie springer:

he’s the same as sasha, if it comes it comes and he wouldn’t go out of his way.

none of them are unlovable they just don’t bother and are lazy.

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jean kirschtein:

either no one. because he feels like before he can get someone he needs to improve mentally and physically and emotionally. he sometimes feels like he isn’t enough.

or mikasa. and again same as i wrote on the mikasa x jean part.

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annie leonhardt:

kinda bertholdt, same as the bertholdt part.

not rlly with hitch i don’t think she liked hitch like that.

armin most likely. i mean it’s canon soooo….

they didn’t get a lot of screen time since she was crystallised for like 4 seasons but when they did it showed alot of emotion and feelings that armin was constantly visiting and talking to her.

and that she really wants him too. i kinda like armin x annie, but isn’t on my fav list lol….

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armin arlert:

mostly annie, kinda also hard to imagine him with someone. (no mikasa x armin they’re platonic and best friends)

and (no eren x armin, they’re best friends)

but yeah mostly annie, as i said kinda hard because i feel he’s one of those who doesn’t actively seek relationships he’d rather let things unfold by themselves and if it’s his fate than so be it, kinda like sasha and connie but i feel like he would actually want a partner from time to time.

so yeah annie.

[pontevoix]

shitty headcanons | erwin smith requested by @flugelmann

generally has a difficult time getting animals to trust him, which he finds unsurprising. it takes him a while to remember his horses' names, & he does need to be reminded to go visit his horse at the beginning. it works out in the end !!

thinks the pomade is a good look smh

before his father's death, he felt that he was slated for family life. he struggled with forming personal connections & didn't care particularly for his peers, but he thought of life as relatively scripted

he's got a remarkable internal clock!! good for him!!

he's also exceedingly good at talking/yapping but revealing little to nothing about himself. good luck figuring that one out!

modern ! signed up for stitch fix after he was informed he kept choosing clothes that didn't match. embarrassing

modern ! has six paid news subscriptions & has submitted op eds before.

he can't tell if he finds budget-work soothing because it's self-punishing or because it's ritually the same

he's great with dates but more inclined to forget personal details about someone if he trusts them at least moderately. he doesn't trust much at all.

modern ! has strong feelings about shredding papers.

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[riewritten]

my insta feed showing this to me as if it’s saying i should put my breeding kink to good use

can definitely see erwin saying this mid-se—[GUNSHOTS]

[devoteyrheart]

i just want to deep dive (and see more people deep dive) on his inner bullshit and (potential) core identity more often (insert some deep analysis here about the loss of his arm + his age + the fact that his dream was his father's dream). he's such a human character, but he's also a bastard man. also i think it's SUCH a disservice to forget that the erwin we know is in his late 30s/early 40s and presented to us through a lens (which is neat btw). another disservice i think is just see him as this larger than life character?? he's already barely seen as a real person in canon lmao (actually i think canon tells you you SHOULDN'T see him that way but im not getting into that rn) he's not right in the head but he has to behave like he is he doesnt vibe with authority but he himself is an authority figure. someone who enjoys control but is also a gambler. the embodiment of the "i have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is" meme. but anyway enough yapping the way i feel about erwin smith is very simple really! i think he'd look neat with a bloody nose. maybe a black eye. or having a panic attack. or blatantly doing morally dubious shit. ( in my heart i KNOW this man has committed ~crimes, he just had to start outsourcing his shady shit at some point bc he's commander or whatever) would also love to see him knock someone out with a single punch. or having a mental breakdown after waking up from a nightmare.

I can't tell if you like Erwin or not lol

top 5 asks ive ever gotten this is SUCH compliment thank u

[thedyingmoon]

💜 This I Promise 💜

***

XLVIII. Angel

***

It appeared that it would be the most memorable evening in (F/N)’s life.

Well, both memorable and taxing.

Not a few minutes had passed after entering the Reiss mansion when people’s eyes began wandering towards her and her escort, Erwin. Yes, they were talking a lot, their subject particularly focused on Erwin Smith’s former military title and how a debutante could benefit from it. But, their sole purpose for wagging their tongues was the fact that the most desirable bachelor of the evening had a partner and a potential fiancée already.

So, hesitant as they may, they removed the former Commander on their lists of potential grooms. And it left them focusing on the second entry of their own list, Levi Ackerman, Captain of the Scouting Legion, and rumored to be still single.

Problem was, no one could find him. Some even said that he skipped the event, altogether.

Had they looked and observed in the proper way, they would definitely learn that the Captain in question was disguised underneath false golden locks and a fancy dark suit. And the only ones who were aware of his façade were his footman, his attendant, his valet, and his partner. Particularly his partner, yes.

Levi raised an eyebrow, observing the crowd of blushing ninnies who started gathering at one particular area of the vast room, yapping their whole tongues away.

“What in the world is that all about?” he whispered to no one in particular.

“I’m not sure, Captain Levi. Maybe someone popular?” his partner whispered back.

Levi snapped his eyes at his partner and squeezed the person’s left hand, which was held unto his right arm.

“Didn’t I tell you not to call me that in here?” he warned savagely. “Didn’t Hange also teach you how to moderate your voice, eh brat?”

The brat’s captivating teal eyes widened in fear at his superior. He nodded quickly so as not to piss Levi off even more.

“Good.” Levi whispered and refocused his gaze on the crowd. “I hope we’re clear.”

“Yes, Si – my love. Yes, my love.” His partner said in a small voice imitating a female’s.

Levi nodded in response and satisfaction. He was about to scan the crowd for traces of either (F/N) or Erwin when he suddenly felt dagger gazes directed at his back. He slightly turned and noticed Jean, who was dressed as a valet, stopping Mikasa, who was disguised as the footman, from attacking Levi due to her utter jealousy towards him. At the corner of his eye, he could see how Jean mouthed the words, I apologize towards him for the gloomy brat’s behavior and tried very hard to reason with her. Levi just rolled his eyes, thinking that it was their own stupid idea in the first place.

Well, not exactly their idea, but the one who was dressed as their attendant for the evening.

“Don’t forget your rose, Sir.” The bespectacled attendant muttered mandatorily while pinning a violet rose unto the left side of his finely tailored jacket.

Levi let Hange do her thing and not be obvious, but Eren’s nervousness was starting to really get on his nerves.

Hange smiled and gently dabbed at Eren’s face with a pure, white handkerchief.

“A lady must not get nervous too much, Miss Baxter.” She told Eren. “Look at you, your sweat is beginning to mess up my three hours of vain sacrifice.”

“Well, you decided to put on that makeup and gown unto Jackie.” Levi sarcastically muttered.

Hange smiled devilishly and closed her eyes.

“Everything was done in perfect balance in accordance with the event.” She told him.

“I didn’t know that drawing the short stick could be considered fair.” Levi retorted.

“Let me rearrange that for you, Sir,…” Hange said and went closer towards him in a gesture of fixing his rose. “You should be thankful, shorty.” She whispered carefully to him. “Who do you want to be your Jacqueline for this evening? Mikasa? You both hate each other, remember?”

“I don’t fucking care who gets the role of Jacqueline! Not today, not tomorrow, not in a million times!” he argued back. “You all suck at it!”

“Well, you don’t exactly fit the role of Elvis, because he’s much taller!”

“Guys, guys!” Eren whispered to the both of them, gesturing towards the group of musicians from the large platform at the other end of the room. “It’s starting!”

Levi and Hange stopped arguing at once and diverted their attentions towards the platform.

Slowly, a man in his mid – fifties emerged from a corner and stepped unto the platform, taking his place among the musicians. A man they assumed to be the noble, Rod Reiss, himself.

(F/N) clutched unto Erwin’s right arm tighter than before, making the man turn towards her. He gently clasped her left hand. She looked up at him and was met with soft, blue eyes.

“Are you nervous?” he whispered.

(F/N) just nodded, unable to trust her own voice.

Who wouldn’t be, when the noble who owned the mansion and was the host of the Winter Season ball just casually asked you to lead the first dance?

(F/N) knew that she studied waltz to death for this very event. But, nothing did prepare her for the actual thing. And she was so nervous, she almost wanted the glimmering marble floor to swallow her whole. Not to mention the looks she received from other debutantes. Yes, they were all younger and more beautiful than her, that she instantly felt that she didn’t belong there. And that made her even more insecure and nervous.

“You are the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen, (F/N).” Erwin whispered to her ear, sending chills down her spine, but it was a good kind of chill.

“Y-you must be making me comfortable so that I would not make a mess of both of us in the dancefloor, Mr. Smith.”

“I never lie.” He replied, his hand shifting position and making its way towards the small of her back, supporting her gently. “You are the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen in my entire life.”

Meanwhile, Levi and Eren observed as the man cleared his throat once more. He began with his speech.

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the,…”

And on he talked and talked, making almost everyone drowsy, including Eren, who was not really used to long, boring talks. A few more minutes of endurance challenge and the noble finally ended his speech, but not before announcing something about the invited couple who was going to lead to first dance.

At his signal, the musicians struck the first notes of the waltz. Levi and Eren looked all over the place for the mentioned couple. And as Eren turned, he found them. His eyes widened in surprise at what he saw. He tugged at Levi’s arm, gesturing for him to look at the couple. He looked down at him and noticed that Levi was already staring, particularly at the lady in Erwin’s arms.

Who could blame him and anybody else in the room? For before all of them waltzed a dark angel, moving very fluidly and gracefully with the tall, blonde man. Yes, she was not wearing the traditional Winter Season gown of white, gold, or pastel, but her garb of simple black dress that went down her legs in a flowing, graceful manner swept the glamorous dancefloor like a black tidal wave that covered everything in darkness. The simple garb, itself, brought attention to her tiny waist, hugging it along with a golden chain that swayed along with the princess who wore them. The man who supported her endearingly held her slender, black – laced, gloved hand. However, not only her dark opera gloves caught the attention of the men and women around her. Her low neckline, which defied the norm of Winter Season debutantes wearing cowl – necked, or high – necked, styled gowns which portrayed ancient princesses, clearly managed to draw everyone's attention towards her long and graceful neck and that picturesque collar bone of hers, not to mention the almost porcelain glow of her skin, which contrasted against her dark outfit. She may not be wearing a tiara just like other debutantes, but her simple golden necklace with dark red rubies in it outshone even the most expensive of all the jewelry worn by the evening’s madams and mademoiselles. And most especially, instead of wearing her hair in a beehive, she simply have it free and flowing unrestrainedly.

In other words, the most beautiful person Levi had ever seen in his entire, pathetic life.

And that person was no other than (F/N), herself.

Eren almost went out of his character as Jacqueline upon watching (F/N) dance with eyes full of complete admiration, so he just looked at Levi to see his reaction. And what he saw on the short Captain’s face threw him into total confusion, for he couldn’t believe that the man could be capable of endearing emotions, after all.

Basically, it was the first time that Eren had seen Levi in such a state of awe. He was clearly smitten, like he really had fallen in love with (F/N),…

All of a sudden, Eren saw something dark invade Levi’s blue eyes. He saw the smile in the man’s face change into that of a frown of disappointment. The boy looked back at the dancefloor and noticed how Erwin looked at her. How he AND (F/N) looked at each other.

It was as if they were both in love,…

The second phrase of the music brought all the other couples on the dancefloor. Jean and Mikasa nodded towards them and went unto their designated positions to spy on the nobles. Hange simply tapped Levi on the shoulder and went towards the direction of the musicians. Eren refocused his gaze unto the dancefloor, starting to forget all the dance moves he learned from Hange. He gulped and started sweating hard again.

“Let’s go.” Said Levi in a monotonous  tone, tugging at his left, white – gloved hand. “And don’t step on me. Got that, brat?”

“U-understood.” Eren muttered and let himself be guided by Levi smoothly towards the dancefloor for their very first dance ever, his pure, white skirts flowing dramatically as the two men danced the romantic steps of Waltz together,…

***

“This is outrageous.” One seamstress announced that afternoon to her colleagues. “How can we make a dress in such a short period of time?”

“We just do what Lord Shunerman suggested.” The Head Seamstress replied. “We just keep it black and simple.”

“How do make something black and simple for the Winter Season?!” one seamstress argued.

“The event IS Winter Season! Not frigging Masquerade!”

“We will be betraying Mr. Smith with this, you know that, madam.” Another pleaded.

The Head Seamstress contemplated for a while, her hand on her chin, her brows furrowed.

“If we force the miss to wear our design, she might go down in a hysteria once more. That, we must avoid, or no Winter Season for both her and the Commander. And that is totally out of the question.”

“What do we do?”

“We have no choice.” Their leader announced. “We follow Lord Shunerman’s advice.”

“You know you’ll be tampering with age – old traditions here, madame.”

“I know.” She said as she took out her sketchbook. “But, do we have a choice? Isn’t our motto to please our customers, and not plague them?”

Her colleagues didn’t say a word, showing their reluctant compliance.

“So, it’s time to get back to work,…” she told them with a clap of her calloused hands.

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~ @levi4mikasa , @yepps , @nerdyphantomlady , @unhappysap , @shewolfofficial , @super-peace-fangirl , @fangurl-ontgeside , and @emilyackerman78 . 💜

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[riewritten]

soft erwin enjoyers do u see what im seeing

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this is how ive written erwin and reader from mere droplets and weekend lessons in case you havent noticed yet

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i swear this is erwin smith if he were in a modern au