#erraticluck

[dieamonster]

@erraticluck​

"I didn't know you needed a ring to smash. This information... is new to me."

“peter, please.”

“you need two rings.”

[lettherebemonsters]

@erraticluck

" Please don't confuse me for your cephalopodic friend. Not only is he the most incompetent scientist I have ever had the misfortune of speaking to....but his ambitions are far different from my own."

[dangerstxrlet]

“ then this weird thing happened. and i gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot. but this was real weird. “

+ “ Just how WEIRD are we talking about here ? “ 

[praevii]

"Would you consider yourself well armed?"

“Actually I would describe myself as armed and dangerous,” she replied. More than once people had forgotten that important detail until it was too late. It happened more often in the beginning, before she’d established a reputation. “But if you don’t consider me a threat...” 

[gcrminatorarchive]

“Tell me there’s something better. Go ahead. Try.”

Spectacular Spider-Man/Peter Parker aesthetic for @erraticluck.

[octaviusindustries]

Tell us how u really feel abt the mayor 👀

also a liar don’t forget that he’s a liar and a thief

[walksonwalls]

@erraticluck

     “Every FREAKING day with this stuff lately-” This Earth, that Earth, she was sick of keeping track who was on what. The day she could go back to being a friendly neighborhood superhero would be a real nice breath of normality compared to all this dimension stuff.

[maximum-shock]

“I always meant to ask — can you charge phones? Or? Better yet, WILL you charge phones? I left my cable in my room this morning, help a brother out.”

   The walking electrode was INFURIATED at this mocking request. Was this some kind of a joke to this guy?! He was supposed to be the superhero, and yet here he was, jabbing a bear, poking fun at a condition Max never asked for. 

   But that’s not what Max was thinking about. No. He was too busy thinking about how he was going to have a lot of fun watching this prick scream and convulse from just how HARD HE’S GONNA FRY THIS CREEP! He could feel his very veins surge with anger. 

   “Oh I’ll help you out alright; Why don’t I give you enough juice to charge your phone ‘n’ THEN SOME!” And with a yell of aggression, numerous bolts of electricity were rocketed in the arachnid’s direction. 

[aranece]

@erraticluck started following you

“....”

SCREAMS IN GAY

[pinkiepoole]

‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’

fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am

“ Spidey quoting a SPIDERMAN MEME? We’ve really come full circle!! “

[spiderfilesarchived]

he sees too, watching both of them from the corner of the room. 

[dieamonster]

"Hey dad can you pass me my phone charger?"

rose is already darting across the room, to grab the aforementioned charger.

"yes, of course. one moment, and i'll--"

she pauses. otto hesitates.

he turns his head towards peter's general area.

"what did you just call me?"

[scidergirl]

“You’re so tiny, how does that even happen?”

@erraticluck {local spider gets bullied by a teenager}

“…it happens when you stop growing in 6th grade,” she huffed. She was already 30 and was the same height as when she was 11. “I’m well aware that I’m short.”

[dangerstxrlet]

+ @erraticluck​ asked: "Well this is unexpected." (bass boosted eyes emoji) 

+ “ Unexpected, but not UNWELCOMED ... right ? “ 

[the-bctman]

"WAITwaitwait -- you're telling me you do all that BY YOURSELF? You didn't come from Planet So And So, there was no radioactive bat bite, didn't find a ring with the bat symbol - that's just YOU? I'm impressed. Can you show me how to make gadgets like that?"

“It took years of mental and physical training to do what I do without any special powers. The gadgets I’ve manufactured only increase my edge. You need a good outlet, Spider-Man, luckily for you, I know someone.”

[gcrminatorarchive]

👄 + Spiderman?

@erraticluck @marveluos @thwipiism

A sigh escapes the cop, as he responds, a bit of annoyance in his voice. However, as he nears the end, there’s soon a note of respect in it.

“That wall-crawlin’ creep's a pain in th’ass sometimes...’Specially with all those stupid jokes he’s got. I ain’t his biggest fan, but I will say dis: He takes care’a business. S’like he’s got this big responsibility to th’city when it’s our job ta protect it instead’a his. He don’t ask for a thing when doin’ it, either. He just...does it. That surprises me, considerin’ he looks pretty young ta be a superhero. Gotta say...M’impressed.”