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2leggedshark · 3 months ago
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You haven't let go yet ?
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averageclawcodeenjoyer · 6 months ago
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Analyzing things in ATSV part one
Okay so I have to be absolutely insane about Ganke for a bit, so this will probably take up several posts because screenshots/videos galore.... ermmmmm....
HAVE FUN (will edit and update as needed)
I'm going to start off by analyzing this piece of concept art
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Taking a look at Ganke's tapestry on his wall, that absolutely looks like the CS:GO logo, just flipped and without the text. Ex:
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Taking a look at more things on the walls as well:
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1) who is doing this math. Is it Ganke? Is it Miles? Is it both of them? I like to think that is is Ganke writing things down and then coming back to them later, or, maybe Miles writes things down and Ganke corrects them/adds stuff.
2) I'm pretty sure that says deadly twins. Is this a game? Movie? A play on words? Makes me think of seven deadly sins, but I'm not too knowledgeable in the world of entertainment.
3) (not the jet) is this a schedule? Lunch schedule, perhaps? It's on the bulletin board in the final cut of their dorm as well, just redesigned. Has to be something school event related. It says "Spring 2023 Brooklyn ________ Academy." I can't make out the middle word.
4) I just like the little spider included in the drawing :3 Miles FOSHO draws all over the whiteboard all the time. I love it.
5) I love love LOVE the stickers he put on the drawers, and I'm guessing there also from video games, but again, not good with logos. If anyone knows though please tell me and I will put it on here.
6) I think it's neat that they have a poster of a bunch of cassette tapes on the door. That was definitely Miles's doing, as well as the record player that i found in there (it's his way of honoring Aaron.)
7) Peep the No Expectations drawing on Miles's side of the bunk. I love the little Easter eggs all over. This is so special to me. Makes me think of the Chekhov's gun principal that they did with the Spider in ITSV and are continuing in Across.
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8) Ohhhhh so he's a soccer guy. I wonder if he likes the sport, players, or had played it himself. Maybe that's why he got buff, bit I doubt it (BRING ME BACK LOSER NERD CHUB GANKE)
9) Taking a look at the photographs that Ganke has and comparing them to what I could find in the final product. Ganke has a camera on his desk, so obviously he takes all of these himself, but we will get to that later.
10) This looks like a picture of himself to me. Self portrait. Look at that blurred out smile. It's either him, or one of his parents, but I'm guessing it's of himself. Did someone take that for him, or did he take it? Maybe it was Miles.
11) might again be a stretch, but it looks almost like two people leaning against each other. Headcanon that Ganke is just like Lilo and takes pictures of random people interacting for funsies (reminds me of them Gwen & Miles leaned on each other on the building but I have HIGH doubts it is that)
12) ..Again, just bullshitting here. But this reminds me of the scene from ITSV where Gwen and Miles first were introduced to each other. Could he totally off, but there were a lot of kids in the background that resembled and could have been Ganke. Who knows what that kid does in his free time. (I bet he has a lot of photos of Miles that he doesn't know about...)
13) i don't have any idea of what this could be but uhh.... we're open to discussion. Train???
14) Looks like a party. A school dance perhaps? Winter formal? Homecoming? Something. Reminds me of the Prom scene in Gwen's universe.
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I absolutely love all the stuff they have in their dorm room for food. Those sillies!! Look at them! Eating dinner together! Fully equipped! Who owns this shit! Banking on Ganke owning most of it because like... just look at his fucking setup.
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15) Here's that record player I was talking about!!!! I wonder if it's a brand new one of something Miles got when they went through Aaron's stuff after he died...
16) Coffee machine even though Ganke drinks like 7 energy drinks a day (this boys' coffee addiction is.... wow. Also personally I feel like Miles wouldn't really be too fond of coffee. Imagine if the caffeine messed with his venom strike and caused him to chock everything and himself a billion times lmao)
17) what is this???? Is this some kind of like.... portable burner, or something?????? So they can boil water/use a pan??????? If anybody knows it would be GREATLY appreciated.
18) We've seen the air fryer/rice cooker with googly eyes and I love that... oh, I bet that was Miles's doing. Maybe as a prank or a joke to mess with Ganke and they kept it. There's so much personality here.
19) ignoring the condiments for a moment- THEY AHVE A MINIFRIDGE???? DO THEY EVER NEED TO LEAVE THEIR DORM, ACTUALLY????? It almost looks like it has sparkling/seltzer water in it but.. gross. They really decked this place out, huh.
20) and in ITSV there's a microwave too. Everything to fuel Ganke's crippling chronically online illness.
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21) SPRAY CANS!!!! Oh how wonderful. These are hidden/scattered throughout their finished dorm, too. I love that. I wonder if Ganke and Miles ever become delinquents and go off to graffiti stuff. (However, I don't see Ganke as being very artistic when it comes to things like that, so maybe he just tags along with Miles and acts as lookout.
22) FIDGET spinner!!!!!!! Oh boy. Oh boy. I know that these were a big thing a couple years back, but please consider... Audhd Ganke.... thank you.
23) is this an alarm clock? Radio???? Why do they need another source for music when they have like... three.. seperate ways.... okay.
24) You cannot convince me that this isn't Yoda. Or at least a similar character.. but I'm banking on Yoda. WHY DID THEY CHANGE SO MUCH STUFF THERE WAS SO MUCH PERSONALITY HEREEEEEEER
25) look at this slanted ass bowl. This supports something I will talk about later, but keep him in mind.
26) SKATEBOARD! Does Ganke skateboard??? Oh man. Oh boy. It's Canon because I said so. Skateboary Ganke!! You think he goes somewhere with Miles just to show off the tricks that he knows. I do. It's also his because it's leaning on his bed and there is a pretty clear separation of whose side of the room is whose.
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27) Here is laptop #1
28) BIGASS speakers they deafen EVERYONE when they start playing music.
29) HIS FUCKING PC??? BROTHER, WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT EXPENSIVE ASS PIECE OF EQUIPMENT IN HIS DORM ROOM. WHAT DOES HE HAVE AT HOME?????? Bros got eh curved screen and everyrhing. Also is he making MUSIC. Ganke in his producer era (what genre do you think he makes?) Also, not pictured, but he has a Webcam, too. StreamerGanke....
30) HERES THAT CAMERA I MENTUONED EARLIER!!!! He has hobbies other than gaming like... photographing Miles.. and......... taking.. pictures of Miles..
31) is this some kind of console, maybe? We see him playing the Spider-Man 2 game, which is playable on both PC and Playstation, but I'm pretty sure it's confirmed that Ganke is, in fact, playing it on his ps5 (do not quote me on this that is what Google has told me...)
32) his professional-ass microphone.... pray that nobody ever finds out the kind of LOOT you have, Lee, or you will be robbed blind. (Not sure if this is still kept in the finished version, I'll have to check) ((also the stuff on his bulletin board? Brother.... broski you live with him.. you don't need to have him beside you on the daily))
33) This looks like an IPad to me, but I could br wrong. Also, he's watching Miles on it!!! COME ON. I know Spider-Man is his favorite superhero and all.. but come on, this is "person-who-has-crush-behavior" and I don't think that's too wild of me to say...
34) look at him with his little soundboard!! In the final version it ends up looking more like a keyboard than what it does right now, but he obviously makes music on the side as well. He's so dear to me.
35) This little drawer pulls out on his desk!! Where he stops his billionth keyboard and mouse. (In another angle of their dorm, in ITSV, their is a random unused keyboard propped up against the wall)
36) ANOTHER FUCKING LAPTOP. Bro has one for his games, one for school, one for talking to his online friends, and one for coding stg /hyperbolic
37) Here is the console for his computer. Simply that. Just astounding to me.
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Just look at how much mire comfortable they are with each other now versus ITSV!!!!!! Good friends, good match, good sillies. The only thing I DONT like is the inconsistencies of the room... but perhaps they got a different dorm room this year and still chose to bed down together. Historians will just call them best friends.. rommates... anything but lovers.
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Oh you thought I was done?
No.
No, I have one more thing to say.
One more tiny, tiny detail I fished out while studying their room.
Are you ready?
In the concept art.
Underneath Ganke's desk.
Is a bag.
And what's on that bag?
Some pins.
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Oh but what's that?
That yellow one??
Is that the intersex flag?
Is that another game logo that I'm too uncultured to understand, is that just a coincidence, or, is Ganke intersex?
I don't know enough about people that are intersex to get into it, but.. Has anybody else noticed this?
I can't find it in the finished version... but. But guys. Guys.
Please tell me your thoughts on this.
I'm going to analyze that scene in ITSV with the hyperlapse of Miles sleeping and Ganke.. dicking off all night next. Might not be tomorrow but it will happen.
Edit:
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I gave Ganke longer hair because he looks bald without it. THATS ALL BYE
Part 1.5
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heavenlyraindrops · 1 month ago
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𝙾𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 | 𝙺𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚒 𝚂𝚊𝚝𝚘 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 {𝙸𝚅}
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☆ Warnings: Textfic, profanity, this has lost all seriousness, I don’t even know what’s going on
☆ 1.3k words | AO3, Tumblr
Taika: r u getting read
Taika: ready
Taika: send pic 
You: [one photo attached]
Taika: OO LALA
Taika: anddd it’s all over the screen
Taika: man I didn’t even get a second to edge to that I just bust everywhere…
You sighed, switching your phone off and setting it on the side of the dressing table. It continued to buzz relentlessly as Taika assaulted your chat with what you could only imagine were graphic obscenities; she never could settle for a simple “you look good.”
Applying a quick layer of lip gloss and adjusting the strap of your dress, you took a step back to look at yourself.
Is this too much?
You picked up your phone.
[13 new messages]
All from Taika, of course. You ignored them and began typing.
You: is it too much?
You: [one photo attached]
Taika: ermmmmm no?
Taika: you look secy 
You: yep, secy…
You: it’s just, it’s not a date or something so I don’t think I should put in this much effort
Taika: die
Taika: die
Taika: die
You: what
Taika: die
Taika: go fuck yoruself 
You: WHAT
Taika: act like it’s a date 
Taika: this is your only chance
You: you’re really fucking weird
Taika: r u gonna let him hit
Taika: remember to tap it before you wrap it
You: I’m blocking you
Taika: NOOOO MOMMY NO NOO 
You: jesus save me
A notification appeared on your screen.
Kenji: Hey I’m outside 
You: ok coming 
Tossing your phone inside your handbag, you quickly rushed down the corridor and put on your shoes. You opened the door and went down to the gate. The night air bit at your skin as you tugged on your coat.
“A motorcycle? Really?” You didn’t know what else to say.
He raised a dark eyebrow, jerking his head at the spot on the seat behind him. You clambered on. “What’s wrong with a motorcycle?”
You shrugged. “Dunno.” You froze for a minute, unsure of where to put your hands. 
He let out a low snicker at your evident hesitation. “Shoulders.” You frowned, settling your palms on his shoulders, digging in with your fingers. He barely flinched, instead revving the engine.
“So where are we going?” You had to almost shout over the wind. He didn’t reply, just went faster, making you clutch hard onto him. The city lights whizzed past you both. 
The ride was a blur, your mind mostly preoccupied with- with things that didn’t matter, and once you came to a stop it actually took a second for you to snap out of your daze. 
“Uh… where are we?”
“Tonkatsu Tonki. Uh, come on.” And without warning he simply went inside.
You frowned at yourself. Fuck you, Taika. This isn’t very date-like. But nevertheless you stumbled in after him. 
-
“Hey. Uh, I think you’re meant to dip the noodles-“
“In the sauce, yeah, whatever.”
You stayed silent and folded your hands in your lap, as he proceeded to not dip the noodles in the sauce. He paused, and his eyes flicked to yours. You flinched. 
He straightened up. “So. What we're here to talk about…”
“Yes, uh…” Not very date-like.
He paused again, as if he was thinking about something, then lightly shook his head. “We can talk about it later. Aren’t you gonna eat that?”
You stared at your plate, then picked up your chopsticks wordlessly.
He set this down. “So… how’s work?”
You looked up. “Work? Like…”
“Yeah, like, you know, work.”
You shrugged. “It’s fine I guess.” You twirled a chopstick in your fingers. “How about you?”
“Well, you know. Game next week. Training.” He shrugged awkwardly.
You laughed. It came out scathing to your own ears. “Fun.”
“…Yeah.”
Silence.
“So like, did we go to the same college, or did you just go to all the games to stalk me?”
You almost choked on your food. “What?”
“You know. The pictures.” He seemed so casual talking about it while you were prepared to turn your own skin inside out and crawl into your guts that it made you want to scream. 
“There’s a lot of pictures,” you said stiffly. He snorted, and began laughing, and you stared at him.
“C’mon, [name]. Why’re you so formal?”
“…”
“We’re friends, right? I mean, we know each other. At the very least.”
Friends. A label. You nodded. “Right, you’re uh, you’re right. No, we went to the same college. I was a biology major.”
“Huh? STEM? You’re a photographer now though.”
“Yeah, my parents wanted me to…”
Surprisingly, time flew. It was easy to talk to him. Barriers fell, the awkwardness melted away, and before you knew it he’d dropped you home, walked you to the door, and said goodnight.
Very date-like.
Except you’d both forgotten to address the actual issue at hand at all.
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Kenji: We forgot to talk about it.
You: yeah…
Kenji: Let’s just talk about it now.
You: we just saw each other thirty minutes ago
Kenji: Yeah whatever so
Kenji: Basically
Kenji: What are we gonna do about it
You: wym? just issue a statement saying it’s not true
Kenji: Yeah or we could make it more fun
You: oh hell no
Kenji: Come on [name] it would be funny
Kenji: Also it would be good for like
Kenji: Publicity 
Kenji: You might get hired more
You: what
Kenji: Look I kind of already told my teammates it was true so we have to roll with this for a while ok
You: WHAT
Kenji: SORRY
You: when I catch you…
You: so how exactly are we going about this.
Kenji: You’re gonna do it? You’ll help me?
You: sigh yes ig 
Kenji: Thanks
Kenji: Thankyou
Kenji: With these words I express my undying gratitude towards thee, in which I shall solidify the notion of with any favours mine body is able to lay at thine feet and mercy
You: ok yappatron 2000
You: how are we gonna go about this
You: what’s in it for me
You: and don’t say exposure I’ll kill you and use your skin as a lampshade
Kenji: Uhhhhh I’ll pay you????
You: are you telling me or asking me?
Kenji: I’ll pay you ma’am
You: …thanks
You: how much
Kenji: idk like $100
You: I am literally lying to the world for you
Kenji: I’ll throw on a few extra zeros at the end
You: thanks pookie bear!
Kenji: I’m regretting this 
You: you’re rich stfu 
You: so now what do I have to do
Kenji: Date at LEAST once a week. Preferably Saturday evening. If we could go somewhere that isn’t too private so people see us. Unless that’s kind of a stupid idea. Idk.
You: no I’m busy I have to go on a date with my bf every Saturday evening 
Kenji: You what
You: I’m joking yaptimus prime
You: doesn’t matter where it is
You: but you’re paying 
Kenji: …okay 💔
You: is that all
Kenji: You just like do stuff on social media and like uhhh attend my games idk
You: I literally work at your games 
You: You silly goose 
Kenji: Mhm
Kenji: Okay look I have to go now. Is everything settled?
You: yeah yeah sure it’s all good
Kenji: Alright cause my daughter just woke up so I have to put her back to sleep
Kenji: Bye
You stared at the screen.
His what?
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artem1sc0re · 2 months ago
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I’ve reached the stage of watch dogs brainrot in which I’ve began to headcanon them as secondary school (highschool) students; including deciding on the subjects they’d do, what they get up to, etc.
I’ve spent the entirety of my week doing this so I hope the brainstorming somewhat stays accurate to the characters (if not criticism is accepted!)
So ermmmmm here’s the appearances
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Clarification; I’ve had to make a couple of almost drastic altercations to Ray’s, Clara’s and Sitara’s designs because of uniform regulations; their canon styles are flashy/unprofessional and wouldn’t exactly be good representation of the school, as well as Ray’s hair possibly being too long/disheveled (because uniform regulations where I live are THAT strict that they dress code hair length on boys as well), so I apologise if there’s any inaccuracies with the characters🤧🤧
Here’s their year and the list of subjects they’d do (just as context before you read the transcript):
Aiden is a lower sixth; on his first year of A levels:
A level - Sociology, IT, Chemistry
GCSEs - IT, Double science, Home Ec & H&S
Ray is an upper sixth; studying A2 level:
A levels - IT, Design and technology, Physics
GCSEs - IT, Physics, History, Chemistry, Design and Technology
Jordi is a lower sixth; studying AS level (most of his GCSE subjects were filler):
A levels - IT, Chemistry, Spanish
GCSEs - IT, double science, Spanish, further math
Clara is a lower sixth, studying AS level:
A levels - Art, IT, sociology
GCSEs - Art, IT, design and technology, double science
Watch dogs 2 dedsec:
Marcus is repeating his first year of GCSEs (partially to get another chance at a better score, another part to stay by his friends):
GCSEs - IT, Media studies, History, Politics, single science
Wrench is repeating his first year of GCSEs (his scores were ridiculous /neg)
GCSEs - IT, Media studies, geography, Double science
Josh is repeating his first year of GCSEs (he’s a perfectionist and as much as resitting exams exist, he insists on staying back 1 year):
GCSEs - IT, Media studies, HE, Double science
Sitara is studying the second half of her GCSEs:
(Chosen) A levels - Art, H&S, Media studies
GCSEs - IT, Art, H&S, single science, further math
Horatio is studying the second half of his GCSEs:
(Chosen) A levels - English language, H&S, IT
GCSEs - IT, H&S, History, double science
Transcript for those who cannot read my handwriting:
(Photo 1)
Aiden
- face is always cold so he wears the mask to keep himself warm (and possibly to accessorise)
- cut thumbholes into his jumper/sweater for comfortability (had to get Clara to stitch it evenly)
- has a natural resting bitch face, makes it almost difficult for him to be read emotionally via expression
- if he isn’t revising for chemistry or doing IT coursework during lunch, he’s hanging in the art rooms with Clara
- low-key has a crush on Clara… (Jordi frequently teases him about it)
- confrontational; if it affects him or the people he knows he WILL stand up for himself/them, even to teachers if he has to
- shares chemistry classes with Jordi (who frequently yaps to him in those classes)
Ray Kenney
- has acne w/ growing beard/stubble
- couldn’t style his hair so he stuck with a mullet
- goes to a different school but turns up for shared education classes
- makes a business of selling his study notes (basically photocopying them then selling them)
- IT prefect
Jordi
- definitely was some form of a greasy kid during his first few years but then had the craziest glowup during sixth form -> no one bullied him because of his tendency to bite back. Hard.
- sells contraband around the school building -> no proof that he does sell it as he’s always subtle with his locations, changing around where he sells and hiding his stock pretty well
- the type of guy to shove you ten times harder in the corridors if you shoved him (intentional nor unintentional, and yes, people shoving people in the corridors is quite common at least in my experience 😭😭)
- can be a class clown but the teachers have no reason to tell him off as he gets work done and has surprisingly good test scores
Clara
- is pretty neutral when it comes to the dress code, even subtly bending the rules to her liking
- busy asf doing art or studying, though does appreciate the company given from time to time whilst she works
- shares sociology classes with Aiden
- organises revision sessions for IT with Aiden (and Jordi; he seems like the type of guy to third wheel for the shits and giggles but also to study too)
(Photo 2)
Josh
- NEVER wears his blazer; finding the material to be too heavy
- always wears his beanie; if told to take it off he’ll proceed to put it back on the next class
- always ends up in the SEN (special educational needs) office frequently due to lack of co-operation
Marcus
- ABSOLUTE hype man during exam season
- Always instigates study sessions with the dedsec group
- mostly because he himself barely studies and usually he’ll sacrifice sleep to study
- Debate club member
Wrench/Reggie
- was able to get privileges to wear his mask
- most of the time gets dress coded for his pins or any other accessory he decides to wear almost on the daily
- decorates his blazer and bag with pins and patches
- when given an assistant under the name of ‘entitlement’ even when he declined, it painted him as an absolute ass due to his aggressive behaviour and lack of co-operation
- same as Josh usually ends up in the SEN office due to lack of co-operation
- draws on arms and hands frequently when bored + to retain attention
Horatio
- Similar to Sitara, is the more studious one of the group and makes sure to remind everyone of homework, school events + staff training days
- school council rep
- same as Marcus; is a debate club member
- Seems like the type of guy who’d know a lot about the teachers and would be able to hang around them due to being on their good side
Sitara
- Similar to Horatio; is the more studious one of the group
- has learned ways with bending the rules of the dress code with subtly hiding highlights, piercings and makeup
- Reminds the group about homework but usually sends the answers if nobody has it done
Some extra headcanons:
- Sitara uses sparkly highlighters when making revision stuff
- Wrench gets agitated with crowds in the cafeteria so Marcus helps get his food
- Jordi partnered with Aiden in chemistry classes primarily because Aiden low-key has leverage over him (by leverage I mean he basically knows the location of his batches of contraband)
- Marcus thrives in English language, especially in speaking exams because of his infectious nature and confidence
- everyone asks Josh for help in IT classes due to how good he is at it (they all share the same IT classes)
- if the WD2 dedsec all in separate classes, they have a collective oneNote document to make shitposts on and contact eachother with
- Wrench goofs off at various instances during revision sessions, even singing brainrot or catchy revision songs that pop into his head
- Marcus is NOT subtle with taking his phone out, that guy’s on it during break where teachers can see
- Ray knows what cars the teachers drive.
- Jordi never keeps his opinions on everyone and teachers to himself. Bro would not care if the teacher was right behind him. They call him a motor mouth for a reason
- Give Josh a swivel chair in a computer room and he will NOT stop spinning on it unless the teacher is talking
- if there’s a substitute, Marcus and Wrench watch stuff on YouTube during class
- Wrench doodles on textbooks that get reused (on a novel, he leaves comments and small doodles)
- Sitara vandalises science tables
- when Jordi, Clara and Aiden do revision sessions, Jordi tries to tease Aiden’s feelings towards Clara whilst the both of them drown him out; if he’s not doing that he’s studying with them and being the one asking the questions and shooting one or both of them a shit eating grin when they get an answer wrong
- Wrench does exams in a separate venue
- Marcus cannot study by himself unless he’s with the company of his friends, or unless he’s pulling an all nighter for a subject he cares about
- Marcus and Sitara take the same bus and stop at a local shop to buy sweets and snacks for everybody; tldr they are walking food banks
- Aiden is secretly a choir kid
- Jordi the type of guy to steal his friends’ food if he’s too broke to buy any or if he just couldn’t be bothered
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wackpedion · 2 months ago
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im so bored i wanna go home tell me sth funny im gonna be here for another 2hrs
well i cant send u a photo of my face to laugh at so ermmmmm Did You Know the ending to How I Met Your Mother was soooo badly received that for the DVD release of the final season THEY EDITED TOGTHER A BONUS ALTERNATE ENDING to please the fans. fucking hilarious they fucked up so bad they had to go back to the kitchen
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wench-and-jezebel · 2 years ago
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Dark Angel Reactions: Bonus Content!
We had some time to kill before the next episode --- Art Attack --- so we decided to play a little game... Wench (@scripted-downfall) sent random photos of either Alec or Ben in a shuffled order, and Jezebel (@typicalopposite) guessed which was which. The results:
Wench: First up:
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Jezebel: Ben
Wench: Cha-ching!
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Jezebel: Hmmmmm…. Alec?
Wench: Yup! :) Well, more or less, but yep!
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Jezebel: Ooooof ummm Alec
Wench: Yes
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Jezebel: Mmmmmben?
Wench: Damn! But yes.
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Jezebel: Alec! But Maxs hair is a giveaway too
Wench: Oof, that's fair (Also... this one might not be fair, I admit)
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Jezebel: 🤔🤔🤔 Alec
Wench: Damn, woman! Yes. (I am running out; there is an end in sight. But we're not quiteee there yet)
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Jezebel: This one I really have no clue. Ben
Wench: Yes. Also... just for funzies, a random side profile
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Jezebel: Ooooof on this one’s the hardest. Maybe Ben again
Wench: Yup
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Jezebel: Mmmmm Ben.
Wench: Yes
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Jezebel: Alec
Wench: Yup
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Jezebel: Alec
Wench: 'Tis right! I think I've got like. Two more each btw. Maybe.
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Jezebel: Ben
Wench: Yes! And I have to send this one because jackles in a confessional is SPN-coded
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Jezebel: Sooo still Ben 🤣 (Just cause he was in a church)
Wench: ladsjflkajdflkadsjf Oh, and Jackles wiping his hands with a red rag is also SPN-coded so this is obligatory too
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Jezebel: Ben
Wench: Ma'am your record is astounding
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Jezebel: Alec
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Jezebel: Alec
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Jezebel: Ben
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Jezebel: Oh shit... Ermmmmm Ben?
Wench: Alas, tis Alec
Jezebel: Dern! 🤣🤣🤣
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Jezebel: 🙂 Ben. But you know the biggest give-away?
Wench: Do tell
Jezebel: S1 is more warm-toned; S2 is like grayish. Or cool-toned.
Wench: Oh, that's fair
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Jezebel: Ben
Wench: Oop- dang, I thought I was possibly gonna fool you with that one ('cause it's lighter)
Jezebel: This one I’m going off his jacket ☠️☠️ And her hair
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Jezebel: *squints* bbbben?
Wench: Yeah!
Jezebel: Them brows are on fleek tho! ☠️☠️☠️ ack I can’t even believe I said that
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Jezebel: Alec
Wench: Yep! Okay, I lied, three more photos BUT. Two are together. So. Which is Alec and which is Ben? (This is an easy one plzzzz don't make a fool of me :) You can see her hair *and* the background)
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Jezebel: Ben, then Alec
Wench: Bravo! :) Last one
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Jezebel: Alec
Wench: Damn, my dear! That's-You missed… what, one? Out of how many?
Jezebel: it's the Jackles stuff! They don’t even look the same 🤣🙃 How? He’s... How?
Wench: !!! DO YOU SEEEEEE
Jezebel: I do! Ackles explainnnnn
Wench: We'll just have to get to the episodes... ready for the next?
Jezebel: Let me know when!
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shijiujun · 4 years ago
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[ENG] History3: Trapped Novel - Chapter Eight
Translation Masterpost can be found here
Disclaimer: Translations are entirely mine - these are not official translations and some phrases have been changed for better English interpretation so you’ll definitely see better/different translations elsewhere. Also keeping in mind when we translated this we aren’t exactly thinking about the style of writing and this translation is as close to the novel as we can make it XD So yes, some parts may be a little awkward to read. And yes some teeny weeny details and words may not turn up in the translation because the Chi to Eng mind acrobatics didn’t work out. If you see asterisks, scroll all the way to the bottom for notes!
Full chapter below the cut
*Note: ERMMMMM I’M BACK? So there was a plan for Chapter 8 and 9 translations, but I didn’t want to leave this until like 2021, so I’m trying my best to just clear it before New Years. Not sure how many of y’all are still reading this, but... I just don’t want to remember that this is incomplete hahahaha, so yeah, I did Chapter 8, and Chapter 9 should be up within the next couple of weeks, so it’ll be pretty and complete for 2021!
Chapter Eight
The act of handing Li Zhi De over to the police force led to the emergence of dissenting voices within Xing Tian Meng, and even the elders that were initially approving of the reform were beginning to shift towards a neutral position, stopping the biddings that were proceeding at hand.
Jack is walking towards the spot where he parked the car, and suddenly, someone emerges from behind a pillar and stops him in his tracks.
“Chen-ye would like to speak to you.”
After coldly shooting the man a glance, Jack gets into the other’s car and is brought to a tea house. Jack walks inside, and as expected, he sees a man with a scar on the right side of his cheek — Chen Wen Hao.
“I didn’t expect Chen-ye’s invitation.”
“When it comes to talented people, even if I have to personally make the trip, I will,” Chen Wen Hao pours a cup of tea for the other, and Jack raises the cup in a sign of respect for the man, before drinking it.
“Liang Dian, based on your intellect, you should have long established your own gang.”
“…”
Jack shudders, the sensation coming straight from his chest, and looks at the old, scheming fox before him without the slightest change in his expression. Fang Liang Dian, that is his real name, and the people who know this name are mostly dead already. From this, he can see that Chen Wen Hao has indeed gone to great lengths to obtain this information.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” the ends of his lips curve up in a smile as he picks up the teapot and pours a second cup of tea for himself.
“Tang Yi spared no efforts in sending his own subordinate to the police, is such a person still worthy of being followed? Aren’t you afraid of becoming a second Zhi De?” Chen Wen Hao says as he looks at the young man before him, sliding a document filled with a list across the table.
“This is everything Wang Kun Cheng has in Taiwan, I can hand them all over to you.”
The red-haired man plays with the black leather gloves he has in his palms and without looking at the contents of the document, he returns, “How immense these benefits are, but… what do I have to exchange with Chen-ye?”
“You’re indeed interesting,” he answers, his eyes filled with impress at Jack, “I want Xing Tian Meng and Shi Hai Corporations’ data on their flow of funds, their current client lists, and also their proceeding bidding cases, as detailed as you can get them.”
“Aside from Tang Yi and Zuo Hong Ye, even Gu Dao Yi may not fully have a grip on all these you mentioned, Chen-ye, don’t you think that your exchange offer of Wang Kun Cheng’s power in Taiwan lacks sincerity?”
Jack raises an eyebrow, and bored, he takes out his butterfly knife and begins to flip it in his hands. A young henchman immediately steps up to stop him upon seeing this, but Chen Wen Hao interrupts him.
“Speaking to me with this attitude, aren’t you afraid that I’ll kill you?”
“Since Chen-ye is the one with a request, he can surely be like Liu Bei, and lower his position humbly to obtain what he wants.”*
Chen Wen Hao pats at the surface of the table, and loudly says, “Good, I did not place my bet on the wrong person! Liang Dian, Xing Tian Meng’s pool is too small, and it is a pity for you to stay here. You should come and discuss the Cambodian business with us.”
“Okay,” Jack smiles at Chen Wen Hao, the movement of the butterfly knife in his hands coming to a stop.
Investigations Team Three
Tonight, Zhao Zi is taking the night shift with Shao Fei, and one of them is standing in the office with the glass door closed, a cardboard box opened on the table and taking out the items inside one by one.
The box contains the last of Li Zhen-jie’s belongings, there are medals and awards, her police badge and also a team photo of Team Three.
“Boss, think back carefully, was there some connection and interaction between Li Zhen-jie and Chen Wen Hao?”
“When Li Zhen was transferred to Team Three, Chen Wen Hao was already in prison, so I don’t think they knew each other.”
“But there is Li Zhen-jie’s signature on the prison’s meeting logbook, I confirmed this, and it is indeed her handwriting. And she even went to see Chen Wen Hao with Tang Guo Dong!”
“Wait, when was this?”
“1990.”
Shao Fei looks through the things Li Li Zhen left on one hand, and recalls his conversation with Shi Da Pao.
“Since Boss said that Chen Wen Hao was already in prison before Li Zhen-jie transferred into the team, then she might have gone to see Chen Wen Hao for a case? But even if she was investigating a case, why would she have gone to see Chen Wen Hao with Tang Guo Dong? What is the relationship between them? Why did the both of them die in the same place?”
Opening the circular tube containing a graduation certificate, he doesn’t see anything else, and rifling through the books left in the box, he doesn’t find any other clues hidden between the pages either.
“Ah!”
Shao Fei yells in frustration, his hands pulling at his hair hard.
Incorrect! There has to be a clue he missed, he doesn’t believe that Li Zhen-jie was in cahoots with Xing Tian Meng, and so before she died, her meeting with Tang Guo Dong was definitely not because she wanted to leak information to him.
There has to be some other reason that made Li Zhen-jie contact Tang Guo Dong, there has to be!
It’s just, where exactly is the missing clue to the puzzle? Where is it?
“Damn it!” Shao Fei swipes Li Li Zhen’s belongings to the ground, and regrets it immediately the next second. Holding his head in his arms, he tries hard to breathe and calm his emotions down. Seeing the photo of himself and Li Zhen-jie, he remembers that when he first entered the team, he brought quite a lot of trouble to her because of his impulsive nature, but she never once chided him for it. Instead, she would generously teach him everything she knew.
“Li Zhen-jie…”
Looking at the him dressed in his police uniform and making a stupid face standing right next to Li Zhen-jie in sadness, he picks up the music box at the bottom of the box, turning the latch at the bottom to open it up as he listens to the melody repeat itself.
Suddenly, he sees a corner of what looks like paper trapped inside the box, and so he carefully uses the tip of his fingernails to grab at the corner of the aged paper, wanting to open it to see.
Shao Fei looks at the paper in disbelief, his eyes wide, this is actually something Chen Wen Hao wrote to Li Zhen-jie… a love letter?
I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, and the only right thing I’ve ever done is to love you. — Wen Hao
“My god!”
Shao Fei cannot believe his eyes, and so continues to explore every corner of the music box, and as expected, he finds a birth certificate issued by a hospital and on it is printed…
Name of Mother - Li Li Zhen
Name of Mother’s Significant Other - Unspecified
Date of Birth - 21 October 1990
Gender - Male
“Li Zhen-jie had a kid? And the date of birth is 21 October 1990?”
How strange, why is this date so familiar?
Hold on!
“Don’t be too touched, after all I did chase after you for four years, of course I would know today is your birthday. 21 October, Libra, people who are born on this day have extraordinary personalities and thoughts, especially when it comes to personal matters, they are more persistent and firm in attitude.”
“Pfffft…. how accurate! Super accurate!”
21 October 1990, isn’t this Tang Yi’s birthday? Also…
“How coincidental, Li Zhen-jie also has a similar music box.”
“Is that so? This is the only thing my mother left me.”
“Could it be…?”
A thought suddenly flashes across Shao Fei’s mind, and so he picks up his jacket and rushes out of the office. He almost bumps into Zhao Zi, who has just come back from buying supper.
“Huh? Ah Fei where are you going? Ah Fei? Ah Fei?”
Shao Fei holds onto his steering wheel tight, his thoughts jumbled up in a mess as he drives at an urgent speed on the road.
Suddenly, the phone he left on the passenger seat rings. Turning his head for a brief glance, he sees that it is Tang Yi.
“I’m working on a case, let’s leave it at that for now.”
He quickly responds after picking the call up, and then hangs up immediately after, slamming his foot down on the accelerator to a destination unknown.
“…”
Inside the Tang mansion, a Xing Tian Meng leader sitting behind his study desk in his office, looks dumbly at his phone.
Someone actually dared to hang up on him?
“Forget it,” Tang Yi sighs, looking at his dark phone screen helplessly, and continues working his way through unfinished work.
Investigations Team Three, The Next Day
Lu Jun Wei hurriedly runs into the office, and seeing their Captain, he rushes until he’s right in front of him, “Bad news! Li Zhi De died in the prosecution’s holding room!”
Shi Da Pao tugs at his own shirt, his face filled with alarm and fear, “What happened? Why did he suddenly die?”
“I’m not very sure either, all I know is that it is all under investigation at the moment.”
Shi Da Pao looks at Zhao Zi, who was in the interrogation room together with Lu Jun Wei after midnight, and asks, “Did anything strange happen yesterday during interrogation?”
“No. Li Zhi De refused to speak, and thankfully, Guan Zhi-ge was there, that’s how we managed to get some information out of him.”
“Zhou Guan Zhi? Why was he interrogating with you guys?”
Zhao Zi scratches at the back of his head, and seeing his unusually furious captain, explains, “Because Li Zhi De was very tough to handle, and Guan Zhi-ge said that he could assist us.”
Shi Da Pao immediately shoves the documents in his hand away and walks out of the team office. Seeing their boss suddenly leave like this, the rest of the team exchange looks, revealing concerned expressions.
Tang Household
“Ah De’s death was sudden, we need to find out who exactly did it.” Tang Yi instructs while simultaneously walking into the house as he loosens his tie, his expression serious as he faces Jack.
“Yes, boss.”
“And take note of the reactions from each Xing Tian Meng faction, we must reassure our own people. After all, I was the one who sent Li Zhi De into the station, if we don’t handle this well, it will affect the progress of Hong Ye’s current accounts.”
“I understand, I will handle this immediately.”
After Jack leaves, Tang Yi picks up his phone and once again dials for Shao Fei’s phone number, but he is still directed to leave a message after no one picks up.
“I’m Meng Shao Fei, leave a message if you have something to say, if not, hang up, thanks!”
“Meng Shao Fei, where exactly are you?”
How could he not pick up his calls or return any of his messages for a whole day?
Irritated and frustrated, he walks towards his study, and the moment he pushes the door open, he sees the man who has been missing in action for almost 30 hours standing right in front of him. The man is smiling, delighted as he presses at the phone’s mic function, and replays his previous voice messages.
“Meng Shao Fei, my whole life, no one has ever dared to not pick up my calls, and not return any of my messages!”
“Where are you? Why aren’t you picking up my calls?”
“Shao Fei, it’s been a day, it’s okay if you don’t pick up my calls, at least send me a text message to let me know you’re safe, okay?
“Shao Fei, I’m really worried about you. Can you call me? I want to hear your voice…”
Shao Fei stares as Tang Yi’s expression morphs from embarrassment to anger, and smiles, “59 calls and 15 messages, you were that worried about me?”
Tang Yi glares at the person before him, and angry, he says sarcastically, “I thought Officer Meng had evaporated from the face of the earth.”
Shao Fei walks over and apologises, tightly hugging the other, “I didn’t realise that my phone fell under the car seat, and was out of battery. I’m sorry I made you worry for so long.”
Turning his hand and returning the hug from his lover, who always manages to make him feel unlike his usual self, Tang Yi sighs, “The next time you go missing, I will put a tracking device on you. What super important case is this, that you would not even realise you didn’t have your phone on you?”
“…”
Shao Fei looks at Tang Yi, hesitant as he wonders if he should tell him what he has found so far.
“What is it?” the other asks, sensitive to Shao Fei’s unusual reaction.
“Tang Yi, do you remember the names of your adoptive parents?”
“He Ru Yu, Li Shou Xing.”
Tang Yi’s brows are furrowed, as if incredibly unwilling to bring up these two people. Shao Fei takes out the notebook he has with him and flips to a specific page. He lets Tang Yi confirm the details.
“This address here, is this the place you used to stay at when you were younger?”
“Why are you investigating my past?” Tang Yi asks, staring straight at Shao Fei with alarm, caution and confusion.
“I’m not investigating you, I was actually on another case, and who knew I found some leads related to you.”
“Leads that are related to me?”
“Mnn,” Shao Fei nods, and inhaling deeply once, he gently says, “Tang Yi, I found your mother, your biological mother.”
Before he can finish speaking, the sound of a phone ringing interrupts him. Tang Yi’s looks at Shao Fei, startled, before picking up the call.
“Boss, xiaojie was taken away by He Hang’s people, he said he wants you to go over personally in exchange for xiaojie.”
“He. Hang!”
Tang Yi says these two words through gritted teeth, then pushes away the person hugging him and rushes out of the study.
“Tang Yi! Tang Yi!”
Shao Fei chases after him, worried, and unheeding of the other’s disapproval, he squeezes into the passenger seat and follows the murderous Xing Tian Meng leader to the destination highlighted by He Hang.
—-
Investigations Team Three Office - Staircase Landing
Zhou Guan Zhi is slammed heavily against the wall in the staircase landing, held up by Shi Da Pao via his collar.
Because the impact of the force used was too heavy, the man whose back struck the wall ends up in a coughing fit.
“Li Zhi De’s matter, were you the one?!”
“The person died at the prosecution’s office, how is that any of my business.”
Zhou Guan Zhi pushes Shi Da Pao away, turning around and about to leave, but the other man immediately grabs at him.
“If it wasn’t you, how would you have known that he’s dead? And you also know exactly where he died?”
He deliberately used the word ‘matter’ to replace ‘death’, and so if Zhou Guan Zhi really had nothing to do with this, then his first reaction would be similar to that of other Team Three members. It would be disbelief, fear and alarm, and not this look, as if he knew about this much earlier. Even the fact that Li Zhi De was transferred to the prosecution’s interrogation room from their own after midnight, he knows such a detail this clearly.
“You were afraid he would implicate you, and so you killed him, didn’t you?”
“Of course I’m afraid he will expose me, but boss, aren’t you afraid?”
Shi Da Pao’s eyes shift, and he retorts, “You were the one who murdered him, it’s nothing to do with me.”
“How could this not have anything to do with you? The one who let Ah Fei do as he like and investigate this case was you, the one who allowed him to protect Tang Yi right at his side was also you. In the end, we even got to the stage where Li Zhi De was brought back to the station, of course I had to silence him! If I wait until he reveals everything then you and I both are done for.”
The man, his gaze murderous and cold, laugh as he pats at the captain’s face.
“You actually knew what I was doing all along, but when have you ever stopped me during these four years? You gave the silent approval to your subordinate to sell off the drugs the police force obtained in return for a profit. Shi Da Pao, do you still think this has nothing to do with you?”
“…”
Shi Da Pao is speechless as he hears Zhou Guan Zhi’s accusations.
“Besides, that case four years ago, you were also a bystander who did nothing to stop it. What was Li Li Zhen’s relationship with you, that you would allow the rumours of her cooperating with Xing Tian Meng run rampant in the station? And you never once helped to clear her name, so you’re an accomplice. You are an accomplice who caused the death of others for your own greed, just like me!”
The last few words smash through the last of Shi Da Pao’s strength, and he numbly sits on the stairs. Covering his face in guilt, his voice weak, he says, “Why didn’t you just stop at the incident four years ago? Ah Zhi, you have already earned so much in the past few years. It’s enough! Stop already!”
“Enough?” the person who hears this cranes his neck upwards and sneers. “We police officers put our lives on the line day in and out only to earn this meagre salary. It’s not even enough to stuff the gaps of my teeth, how do I deal with those chasing me to repay debts? Stop putting yourself on a high horse, you are no different from me.”
Shi Dao Pao puts down the hands covering his face and looks at the person who’s slowly descending into insanity, and shakes his head, “You’re like this because you gamble, and this is your just desserts. And me… I did it to save my daughter. These four years, I’ve never once had a restful night, and I live in terror and regret everyday.”
Zhou Guan Zhi smirks, his eyes slanting to look at the person seated on the stairs, “Boss, as long as you took the money, your hands are dirty. No matter if it is because I deserve it, or if you were forced into a dead end, you’ve been tainted, and it is what it is.”
“Besides, isn’t it the money you took that year which allowed Xiao Ya to live on happily, all the way until now, when she’s able to have her wedding? So it doesn’t matter who wants to dig up the case from four years ago again, I will definitely not let him get away!”
He knows Zhou Guan Zhi is referring to Shao Fei, who has been so focused on the homicide case from four years ago, and he finally stands up, grips at Zhou Guan Zhi’s shirt collars and yells for him to stop.
“Ah Zhi, stop! Don’t fall any deeper into this!”
“Boss, don’t worry. I’ll be very subtle, no one will be able to find out. As long as you don’t say anything and I don’t say anything, after a period of time, this will be slowly forgotten by everyone,” Zhou Guan Zhi says, arrogantly slapping away the hands at his collar and turns away.
“Ah Zhi, aren’t you afraid that I will turn myself in and expose you?”
“You!”
Zhou Guan Zhi turns back abruptly, his eyes betraying his impulse to strangle Shi Da Pao to death right at that very moment, but Shi Da Pao is no amateur either, and if they really do get into a fight, he will not have it easy. Instead, he tries the soft approach, lightening his tone as he tries to convince his Captain that they are both on the same boat.
“Boss, don’t do foolish things. Xiao Ya is about to get married, and you’ve done so much for her. Don’t you want to see her happily get married, and become the most beautiful bride?”
“,,,”
Shi Da Pao’s eyes tear up as he keeps silent, Zhou Guan Zhi hitting him where it hurts. Seeing that he has gotten his way, Zhou Guan Zhi smiles, smug as he stuffs his hands into his jacket’s pockets. He leaves the staircase, whistling casually as he goes.
In an Abandoned Factory
Chen Wen Hao sits on a chair, two men standing next to him on his sides. On the other chair, Zuo Hong Ye’s hands have been tied behind her, and a cloth is stuffed into her mouth, but she displays no sign of fear as she glares at He Hang, who has a gun pressed to her temple. Tang Yi, who arrived with Shao Fei, nods at Gu Dao Yi, who has been waiting outside for a while, and the three of them walk into the abandoned factory that is filled with a metallic stench.
“I’m here, let Hong Ye go.”
“No problem. My target is not her. He Hang, let Zuo-xiaojie go.”
“Boss, aren’t we making it too easy for Tang Yi by letting Zuo Hong Ye go?” He Hang refuses to loosen the ropes on Hong Ye as he glares at Tang Yi in fury.
“Tang Yi, I’ve been in Xing Tian Meng for so long, why did Tang Guo Dong let you become leader? How much authority does Xing Tian Meng wield in the underworld, and you want to go legal and reform? Aside from cutting off our brothers’ path to riches, you also handed one of us over to the police! I might as well just kill you here, lest you get in the way.”
The gun that was pressed to Hong Ye’s brain suddenly shifts to the Xing Tian Meng leader standing before him, but all he gets in return is the other’s cold laugh, full of ridicule and mockery for He Hang.
“You? If you were really capable, how would you have repeatedly failed in trying to assassinate me?”
“Fuck! I will kill you right now with a single shot, do you not believe me?!”
“He Hang, did you forget that I am still here? You’re in no position to talk here.”
“Chen… Chen-ye… but…”
Chen Wen Hao’s seemingly light tone belies a chilling warning under it, and He Hang retreats, not daring to say another word.
“Yes… yes, Chen-ye…”
Drenched in cold sweat, the man immediately keeps his gun, and loosens the ropes on Hong Ye, then pushes her towards Tang Yi. Tang Yi catches Hong Ye, and asks, concerned, “Are you hurt?”
“No.”
“Dao Yi, take Hong Ye and go.”
The bespectacled man stands between He Hang and Hong Ye, as if guarding against the possibility of another attack should the other man change his mind.
“I’m not going to leave, I want to face this together with you at your side.”
“If you get hurt I will hate myself, so, just go!” Tang Yi says in a low voice, tightly holding onto Hong Ye’s arm.
“I understand, you be careful,” Hong Ye bites at her lips, her eyes reddening as she leaves the factory under Dao Yi’s protection.
Chen Wen Hao gets to his feet from the chair and circles Tang Yi as he walks, just like a predator playing with its prey, and says, “Do you know why I had to find you today? Is it because you killed Wang Kun Cheng? Because you cost me losses of several ships worth of goods? Because you sent a bunch of my brothers to jail? Or-“
Suddenly, Chen Wen Hao stops in his footsteps right before Tang Yi, and stares into his eyes.
“Is it because four years ago, you saw the crime scene of Tang Guo Dong and Li Li Zhen’s death?”
“…”
Anger flashes in Tang Yi’s eyes, and the moment he takes a step, he is stopped by the other’s raised gun.
“No! None of that! I got you to come here because you are Tang Guo Dong’s son. Tang Guo Dong stole my woman, caused the death of my and Li Li Zhen’s child, and found someone in prison to create trouble for me, made me go through 24 years in jail. Twenty. Four. Years!”
“…”
Shao Fei stares at Chen Wen Hao in surprise, recalling the brith certificate he saw not long ago.
Li Zhen-jie’s child, was Chen Wen Hao’s? Tang Yi’s biological mother, is Li Zhen-jie? So… Chen Wen Hao is Tang Yi’s real, biological…
Chen Wen Hao does not see the young officer’s face go white, and continues, “When I came out, Xing Tian Meng became yours? What a joke, how is it that Tang Guo Dong could have everything, but I ended up with a broken family and nothing to my name? No, this is not fair, isn’t it?”
He pauses for a while after, and a dark, vicious smile emerges, “So… I want you… dead!”
All the men that were guarding outside of the factory suddenly rush in, surrounding Tang Yi and Shao Fei from the back. The both of them have no choice but to put up both their hands and pretend to surrender. Shao Fei takes half a step, opening his mouth to say, “Chen Wen Hao, Tang Yi, he’s-“
“Shut up, this is no place for you to talk.”
Tang Yi suddenly falls to the floor, avoiding the line of fire from the barrel of the gun and kicks out at the man holding the gun on him. It is only after the man falls does Tang Yi snatch the gun away, turning back to face Chen Wen Hao, the gun pointed at him.
At the same time, Chen Wen Hao has his gun turned towards Tang Yi.
“Chen Wen Hao, I’ve devised this plan for four whole years, all to force you to come back from Cambodia to take revenge for Tang-ye, because, it was you who killed him!”
“No! I didn’t kill him!”
“Shut up! You’re going to pay with your life!”
“Tang Yi!”
“Don’t stop me!”
Seeing that things are about to spiral uncontrollably, to a point of no return, Shao Fei can no longer care about anything else, and quickly blurts out the truth from that year.
“Don’t shoot! Chen Wen Hao is your father!”
===
*This is a metaphor and you can temporarily ignore who Liu Bei is.
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jolivia-things · 3 years ago
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Ermmmmm so, someone said that the kids were singing Watermelon Sugar at the music class and I didn't believe it. Looked for myself and yep, Otis is singing the main vocals. I'm shocked. I can't see Jason being happy with his money being spent on O trying to turn her little boy into a Harry wannabe 😂
(Can find it on their Instagram Story highlights under 'Summer Camps'.
Their kids have been doing that music class for years, back when Olivia used to post photos of her family on Instagram instead of calling the paps she posted about Otis not telling them he was the main singer and just standing up and singing ❤️
Ps. I think you all over estimate how much Harry is on Jason's radar.
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hipsterfrankcastle · 6 years ago
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ok i got tagged in this TWICE by the lovely @carry-the-sky and @heidiamalia so let’s goooo
1. how tall are you? 5′8
2. what color and style is your hair?
Currently like a weird.... gingery brown vibe.... the style is what i like to call “poorly box died”. but im like an anime protagonist my hair has been a lot of dumb colours
3. what color are your eyes?
hazel
4. do you wear glasses?
yep!
5. do you wear braces?
not any more
6. what is your fashion style?
weird mix of incredibly formal workwear worn at casual occasions and like..... someone from an ivy park fashion shoot who can’t afford to buy actual ivy park. idk. athleisure shit. but mostly jeans and t-shirts these days seeing as i NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE
7. full name? not today, satan
8. when were you born? 1995
9. where are you from and where do you live now? i grew up in the southwest of england. still here....
10. what school do you go to?
uni of york
11. what kind of student are you?
oh man. i am the Most. v extra. i used to study too much. 
12. do you like school? uh Hell Yeah. i like structure, organised fun, being surrounded by my pals. i try not to nostalgise it tho because there were times i was very very stressed out. why do we put so much pressure on teenagers?? good lord. uni sucked ass but i liked the actual study side of it (masters im coming for you!!)
13. what are your favourite school subjects?
english lit (shocking no one), philosophy and ethics, drama (even tho i sucked ass), history
14. favorite TV shows? too many. the hour and in the flesh are all time faves. i looooove us sitcoms i’ve watched the office maybe 13 times through. maybe more, actually. parks and rec, brooklyn 99, 30 rock (great news was such a severely underappreciated tina fey classic). fleabag. broadchurch, black mirror, the handmaid’s tale blehhhh i could go on for hours.
15. favorite movies? im just going to put 2 because otherwise we will be here for days. the darjeeling limited and joe wright’s pride and prejudice. oh wait. no and the new world. and days of heaven. can’t miss my boy malick off there. 
16. favorite books? UHHH a little life (all time fave please read but maybe google some trigger warnings or ask me about it), my year of rest and relaxation, the english patient, the secret history (basic lol), stoner.... tHERE’S TOO MANY.
17. favorite pastime? i like walking my dogs. spending time with my dogs. taking photos of my dogs. other things that don’t include my dogs like watching movies (duh), writing, reading, recently gotten into film photography. im realising now this question didnt ask for a list oop moving on
18. do you have any regrets? yeah. my uni degree. quitting my job (one of those ones where you know it’s what was best for you at the time but now, looking back, it SUCKS). oh. yeah. deciding to lose two stone in the space of five minutes and developing an eating disorder and HAVING TO QUIT MY JOB. that’s a big one. not going to the editing lab with a guy the morning after we kissed. that one felt like a sliding doors situation. 
19. dream job? baker. book editor. pro dog walker.  im realising all of these are fairly achievable. 
20. would you like to get married someday? nope nope nope!! well. maybe. if i find someone REALLY good.
21. would you like to have kids someday? hahahahahahahah no.
23. do you like shopping? yes but im trying to less because capitalism is a scourge and im trying to unlearn its various teachings including how our shopping habits make us feel/how the fashion industry affects body image. plus it’s terrible for the environment. shout out to my therapist for teaching me all this shit.
24. what countries have you visited? a lot of europe (holland germany belgium spain france poland scotland italy greece that’s not a lot actually), USA, australia, new zealand. i wanna hit california next cause ive been to new york twice now.
25. what’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had? ermmmmm oh man. uhh. i have a lot of horrible nightmares bcos ---trauma lmao. cant think of one standout one.
26. do you have any enemies?
quentin tarantino. OH and this one girl on my film course at uni. she doesn’t know that we’re enemies. but we are. 
27. do you have an s/o?
hahahahahhahahahah
28. do you believe in miracles? uh. no? dont think so. im not very spiritual, but i do believe sometimes that the universe sends you signs (even if really it’s just your brain trying to tell you something your subconscious is trying to tell you by interpreting the world around you a certain way)
thank you so much for the tags. i love talking about myself as you can tell. i think everyone i know has been tagged so. if you’re reading this. you’re tagged!
also if anyone ever has any questions about any details of my personal life. ask me. i will tell you anything. like i said. loooove talking about myself. 
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ratatouillegf · 7 years ago
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Questions! 6, 9, 15, 17, 19!
WwOoOoah so many questions!!! I will do my best!!!6. Have you ever been called a tease?Ermmmmm probably not. I don't really agree with the term tease (well Urban Dictionary's definition at least) I think girls can be sexual beings without wanting to have sex with you... I don't think that really makes them a tease.9. What should you be doing right now?Gee this is a personal attack! Well rn I should be packing🛅💼 for London🇬🇧 but instead I am being the master procrastinator sjsmueue7duznsbi don't have to drive to head over to my suitcase and pack :(15. Who was the last person you talked to?Gotta be my dream team gal @set2stun Oi Oi. I received a wonder russian cat photo17. Will you get marriedAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA™19. Does anyone like you?Well my cat is V fond of me🐈🐾
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midnightelf21-blog · 6 years ago
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Ermmmmm well I'm sorry for asking this dumbest question but someone said you looked like orochimaru N I think that's super cool cause he's such a bad ass character and i have had a crush on him for the longest lmaooo but do you maybe possibly think you can post a dark clothed photo with your hair straight so I can re-blog it to an anime post? I have a guy that looks like Gaara and it's so damn cool! like how do people even pull looks off without trying?!
Haha thank you. He is pretty lit. Him, Neji and Rock Lee. I have a couple taken, I can send them your way whenever you want. Heh, but ain’t that the dang truth, people just have a way with pulling such creativity off without bothering with makeup.
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