#erinwall

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Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring...

Maven "Mia" the Warforged Mercy Monk Oleander "Ollie" Floshortus the Halfling Moon Druid/Ranger Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Shepherd Druid/Cavalier Fighter (and Magnolia the Collie) Johan Tarokka Mervello III the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian Auriel Altimari the Changeling Creation Bard Sessions 1-5 Sessions 6-10 Sessions 11-15 Sessions 16-20 Sessions 21-25 Sessions 26-30

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Oops! All Robots!

Featuring...

-"Glaze" the Warforged Dance Bard -GlarΣ the Warforged Conquest Paladin/Undead Warlock -Grammarly the Warforged Onomancy Wizard -Mycelia the Warforged Spores Druid/Swarmkeeper Ranger -R053 "Rose" the Warforged Arcane Trickster Rogue -Soup the Autognome the Swarmkeeper Ranger -The "Stitch" Project MARK II the Toymaker Artificer

A Legacy of Erinwall Oneshot -oh none of these robots are eloquent -Stitch is blind -Soup ignores the situation to distribute soup -there are animal crackers in the soup -Mycelia attempt to recruit people to their swarm -it's Crabdad Homestuck, he's here! -the fact that none of these people are Homestuck won't stop me from making private Homestuck references -GlarΣ is only here for Soup -Soup pats GlarΣ's head -GlarΣ glares at the ground -leek and potato soup is Very Vitamins -the hags are eating soup -(people soup) -Glaze is just sitting there.... MENACINGLY!!! -GlarΣ throws soup at a child's face -Stitch sets a damp house on fire -Crabdad didn't like that -Mycelia summons a ton of satyrs -Soup fails to knock Crabdad into the fey pit with a geyser of soup -Crabdad is not confirmed gay -Stitch almost gets Quintilius'd -Rose is gonna be nice and give the silvery barbs advantage to herself uwu -Glaze is ready to rawdog the hags -some fey prince is here -daddy? -Soup conjures a soup elemental -I don't think the hag would attack Soup, very out of character -Stitch shoots the hag with a banishment bullet -this is the Prince of Frost -who could have predicted this?! -Grammarly knows his true name now -get Grammarly'd! -he fucking runs away like a bitch -we take the crab to make Extra Crab Soup

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Session 31

-DAGDA'S BACK -Yondalla knows of Ollie's "relations" with her son -Mistra would like Larkspur to be the gods' lawyer -Larkspur is super respectful to everyone, everyone says that about him -Mia and Auriel will give him a lawyer makeover -he'll negotiate dental for everyone -Tony Two Shoes is going to all of the Erinwall tourist traps -nobody has any god activity to report -VECNA -we have to talk Vecna and Johan's dad out of divine domains -Auriel would like more teeth, but doesn't want to grow them -Mistra hands him a jar of teeth -Larkspur negotiates our contract line by line and fusses over grammar -Kaija turns purple -Johan's gotten scaly -we get the Howler and Dagda to agree not to steal souls in writing -most of Larkspur's plans involve people getting in the bag of herding -maybe we can temp Johan's father with a cave full of goblins hungry for cock! -Kaija sees Johan's mom's soul and wasn't gonna tell him -she wants to meet him :c

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

Maven “Mia” the Warforged Mercy Monk Oleander “Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Moon Druid/Ranger Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Shepherd Druid/Cavalier Fighter (and Magnolia the Collie) Johan Tarokka Mervello III the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Philomena Langstaff III the Human Divination Wizard Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian Lite Sinne the Fairy Wild Magic Barbarian/Fighter Sessions 1-5 Sessions 6-10 Sessions 11-15 Sessions 16-20 Sessions 21-25 Sessions 26-30

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Session 26

-Larkspur confides in Johan about Dagda's Behavior -the Prince of Frost sounds maybe not chill -we enter the contest -we need a group name shit -the Minge Manglers -Dagda's Angels -Johan's Dad Sucks Squad -it is decided: The Erinwall Nuts -My Nuts is the mascot -we can dress the sheep up as walnuts -Auriel is determined to sabotage the other team -he gets caught and flirts his way out of it -Larkspur and Kaija go to look for the other team -THE PRINCE'S POLE -they get Mike's Hard Lemonade -the leader is too pretty and Larkspur forgets to find out any useful information -Larkspur summons some squirrels for morale -Johan pulls out a gun -Kaija cuts a man's leg off -they did it! -woohoo! -the squirrels go nuts -the frog would like Kaija to call him

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

Maven “Mia” the Warforged Mercy Monk Oleander “Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Moon Druid/Ranger Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Shepherd Druid/Cavalier Fighter (and Magnolia the Collie) Johan Tarokka Mervello III the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Philomena Langstaff III the Human Divination Wizard Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian Lite Sinne the Fairy Wild Magic Barbarian/Fighter Sessions 1-5 Sessions 6-10 Sessions 11-15 Sessions 16-20 Sessions 21-25

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Session 21

-we are SO awkward and uncomfortable -Yondalla asks Larkspur to carry her divinity around in his shield -DAGDA HAS A HUSBAND?! -it's Puck A Midsummer Night's Dream -he's super dead in 3000 years -Larkspur asks Yondalla to fix his brother -she can't do that -oh :c -Mia warns Dagda we're gonna have to kill his teenage apprentice -in the future she means -he wants us to kill a rogue warforged -Larkspur's bag of herding has opened a rival cafe to Kaija's cat bag -he shows up 15 minutes late with a latte -Dagda's maid mixes up flour and gunpowder on a regular basis -concerning -the past is blurry -maybe we have past dust in our eyes? -the warforged barista doesn't know what a mocha is -the rogue warforged is in this cafe poisoning random women -Johan canonically wears a nametag everywhere -lady: are you calling me fat?! -Mia: no, just well-used -lady immediately dies of psychic damage -Johan's 2-day-old sugar cookie was heated in ye old fey microwave -Dagda is gonna install the warforged arm knife on Mia -Johan, do you wanna fuck Larkspur? -he's gonna make him ask Mia first -Larkspur is constantly nerfed by difficult conversations

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

Maven “Mia” the Warforged Mercy Monk Oleander “Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Moon Druid/Ranger Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Shepherd Druid/Cavalier Fighter (and Magnolia the Collie) Terry Tarantino the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Philomena Langstaff III the Human Divination Wizard Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian Lite Sinne the Fairy Wild Magic Barbarian/Fighter Sessions 1-5 Sessions 6-10 Sessions 11-15 Sessions 16-20

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Session 16

-Larkspur summons like 100 rats to deliver a note to Ollie -AMARAFREY IN OUR HEADS -she's trapped in a cellar under a maze or something -we found the maze! -there's a lizard man here -introducing Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian -he was lured here by a pretty voice -apparently Kaija was Terry's dad's bodyguard -he should've been "processed" -Terry's in disguise? -Terry's a tiefling? -Kaija decidedly doesn't recognize him -this chainsmoker gargoyle accepts dad jokes and cigarettes for payment -Knock knock! -Who's there? -Canteloupe -Canteloupe who? -Can't elope tonight, or my dad will kill me! -he also accepts dwarven herb -Philomena tries to bypass the extremely easy puzzle with magic -it doesn't go well -Philomena, tarot cards are not tissues -we've been over this -Larkspur convinces the thorns to let us through -this hag is Mara's mom? -that's not gonna hold up in a court of law

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

Maven “Mia” the Warforged Mercy Monk Oleander “Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Moon Druid/Ranger Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Shepherd Druid/Cavalier Fighter (and Magnolia the Collie) Terry Tarantino the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Philomena Langstaff III the Human Divination Wizard Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian Lite Sinne the Fairy Wild Magic Barbarian/Fighter Sessions 1-5 Sessions 6-10 Sessions 11-15

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Session 32

-if Johan is shipped back dead his husband will bury him under his least favorite tree -Mia’s mom buries her in bread -Auriel is an ugly crier -Johan summons a fairy dragon -GLITTER IN THE EYES -Larkspur has awkward conversations with his family -Auriel, why does your face look like that -maybe Larkspur can introduce godly tax law to get Johan papa to give up his godhood -maybe we should revisit the goblin idea -Johan has another secret god brother -he lives in Russian VORE??? -but he’s conveniently in town! -we go to fantasy Italy -Larkspur isn’t prepared to fix the legislative problems of fantasy Italy right now, but he’ll make a note of it -Larkspur summons some spiders to tell him where the spider bar is -his name is Antoine -Auriel gambles for one (1) game and leaves

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

Maven “Mia” the Warforged Mercy Monk Oleander “Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Moon Druid/Ranger Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Shepherd Druid/Cavalier Fighter (and Magnolia the Collie) Johan Tarokka Mervello III the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Philomena Langstaff III the Human Divination Wizard Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian Lite Sinne the Fairy Wild Magic Barbarian/Fighter Sessions 1-5 Sessions 6-10 Sessions 11-15 Sessions 16-20 Sessions 21-25 Sessions 26-30

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Session 11

-Throm's full name is Thromison -Philomena's busy actually, she's gonna leave -pocket hamster -Mia comes into the Howler's house, snoops his stuff, calls him fat, and calls his fucking bluff -the Howler struggles to explain the intricacies of his contract -oh he fulled stole Dagda's arm -we get tricked into the fun house -the fun house is actually a murder house -we rescue a man named Carp Salmon -Mia breaks a doorknob off into infinite doorknobs -how many doorknobs can we collect -they probably count as livestock? -oh there are mutilated people in this carnival -Mia, make a history saving throw -DAGDA TAKE THE WHEEEEEEL -Larkspur narrowly avoids getting sheep legs (awww...) -HUMAN SPIDER -we canon ball into a wizard tower -Larkspur falls for the obvious trap and runs after his brother -he thunder punches his window and outies -Mia has to fight the spider person alone now -Mia kicks the spider in the face balls -Larkspur gets eaten by a plant -healing potions aren't food -time to jump off a roof! -Philomena was watching behind a building the whole 8 hours -Larkspur's hand has flowers growing out of it -his name means flowers -Ollie gets a big ole kiss -he loves prizes -Terry writes his dad some strongly worded hate mail -Ollie tops -Dagda is trying to fight the god of humans and lions -wait no, liars -he's allergic to niceness

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

M1A “Mia"the Warforged Monk Oleander "Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Druid Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Druid and Magnolia the Collie Terry Tarantino the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Philomena Langstaff III the Human Divination Wizard Sessions 1-5 Session 6-10

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Session 33

-the fairy dragon has an allowance of two teeth -Larkspur sits down with Mystra to write tax law -Ollie is a squirrel in a swarm of squirrels -the party shuffles down the street following Antoine the spider -the bar is Very spider themes -Ollie and his squirrels all sit at a table -the squirrels are very demure, very mindful -AURIEL GETS FUCKING RUFFIED -he spills all our shit and gets punched in the head -spider man claims to have a flail to kill johan papa -suspicious -Auriel is not very covert -Ollie followed spider guy -Kaija was supposed to be watching him -he doesn't even know who his dad is -Magnolia follows Ollie's scent to some townhouses -Larkspur summons his squirrels for a more precise location -they managed to unlock and open the door -Auriel and Johan go to the library like NERDS -spider guys wants johan papa's powers to go back to Lolth, but we'd really rather it go back to Mystra -Johan, can u stop wishing you were dead? -it's really upsetting to Auriel -Manolia punches Kaija in the kneecap -she has three jobs! -Ollie, you have 5 minutes -now he's fucked both of Johan's brothers -his dad is up next ;)

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

Maven “Mia” the Warforged Mercy Monk Oleander “Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Moon Druid/Ranger Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Shepherd Druid/Cavalier Fighter (and Magnolia the Collie) Johan Tarokka Mervello III the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Philomena Langstaff III the Human Divination Wizard Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian Lite Sinne the Fairy Wild Magic Barbarian/Fighter Sessions 1-5 Sessions 6-10 Sessions 11-15 Sessions 16-20 Sessions 21-25 Sessions 26-30

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Session 27

-Lite immediately goes berserk and attacks Auriel -crystal lady asks us to stay still -no thank you! -maybe she should stay still -Auriel is lookin' like a snack -Auriel is a bunny -not a very cute one -Auriel is no longer a bunny -Mia stuns this bitch twice in a row ayyyy -Larkspur is out of spirit guardian range uwu -Gene, crease Sammy's jordans -Auriel fucking wastes a silvery barbs making Lite fail a save -fucked up Auriel! -we have a lot riding on this fight asshole! -including your fucking money -there's a demon now -who's this? -Barlgura, crease his jordans! -hydrate, don't diedrate -crystal lady discorporates -she's a crystal gem -we won! -Auriel is very dehydrated -moisturize him... -Mia offers Larkspur some "encouragement" ;) -Kaija throws Auriel in the hot spring -he sips it through a crazy straw -he starts bleeding colors -he's OLD?! -maybe he has chlamydia -don't be silly -it's gotta be syphilis -EXTREME syphilis -the frog just wanted to hook up, this is a lot -Auriel's great grandma betrayed Johan's dad? -Johan's orb vibrates in his pocket -or maybe his ass -it's a gaydar -Auriel weakly dog paddles over -it's a lesbian orb -Auriel threatens to fist Kaija

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

Maven “Mia” the Warforged Mercy Monk Oleander “Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Moon Druid/Ranger Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Shepherd Druid/Cavalier Fighter (and Magnolia the Collie) Johan Tarokka Mervello III the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Philomena Langstaff III the Human Divination Wizard Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian Lite Sinne the Fairy Wild Magic Barbarian/Fighter Sessions 1-5 Sessions 6-10 Sessions 11-15 Sessions 16-20 Sessions 21-25

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Session 34

-threatening Johan senior with taxes is still plan A -Kaija called the Raven line -the Dagda line is a discord server -apparently god in a soul jar can make the jar go boom -Kaija asks the Raven Queen to give him a plan -her hold music is dramatic organs -her secretary pays for cat coffee with a soul coin -wait shit were we supposed to be paying for the coffee this whole time? -Somini immediately brings up Johan's mom -pet the fucking cats, Auriel -would Johan like a special brony? -Larkspur gives Kaija a flower -"I'm gonna go stand over there now." -Johan is not going to the Raven Queen Meeting -don't step on Gerard's grave -the Raven Queen would like us to burn the workshop -we can keep Johan's mom's soul -Auriel stepped on the grave -GERARD GOT 'IM -now he's got a pact -his lack of ability to follow instructions is why he failed kindergarten -Auriel's on the general reaping list now -Kaija's death list is a comically small PDA -Auriel sabotages the cart of Johan's spider brother -spider man suggests he fly as far away as possible -for 8 hours -where the fuck are you going, Auriel -he shot our driver! -Mia, shoot that guy! -he jumped on our cart! -knife him! -we have a mad chase scene while he murders civilians -Johan the victor! -daddy time!

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

Maven “Mia” the Warforged Mercy Monk Oleander “Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Moon Druid/Ranger Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Shepherd Druid/Cavalier Fighter (and Magnolia the Collie) Johan Tarokka Mervello III the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Philomena Langstaff III the Human Divination Wizard Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian Lite Sinne the Fairy Wild Magic Barbarian/Fighter Sessions 1-5 Sessions 6-10 Sessions 11-15 Sessions 16-20 Sessions 21-25 Sessions 26-30

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Session 6

-the blue sheep is giving birth!!! -triplets!!! -one of them is poisonous uwu -Throm buys a pair of cards -clarification: Ollie's squirrel's friend is named My Nuts -Terry and Throm have a heated argument about pigs-in-a-blanket -the bakery doesn't even sell them -we receive a piano cart -it only moves for one song.... -MAKIN' MY WAY DOWNTOWN -Mia hates sand -it's coarse, rough... -Larkspur left his sheep at home only to steal more the moment he sees some -there's a sheep themed brothel -a bag of herding -CAN HOLD 1000 SHEEP -we're going to the sheep brothel -Ollie orders their "yummiest drink stuff" from the bar -he flirts with a man in a wolf pelt -only a wolf pelt -he doesn't know what a brothel is oh no -Terry absolutely does -Dagda is apparently using this brothel to collect people -Ollie is people -SECRET TUNNEL -Larkspur summons hundreds of spiders to tell him where his brother is -he's bout to get eat out

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

M1A “Mia"the Warforged Monk Oleander "Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Druid Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Druid and Magnolia the Collie Terry Tarantino the Human Draconic Sorcerer Auriel the Changeling Bard Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Sessions 1-5

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Session 22

-Johan creases Kaija's jordans -Johan tries to make eye contact with Larkspur while Larkspur makes very determined eye contact with the floor -everything's fine Kaija, don't worry about it -does Kaija wanna fuck -ask Mia -Hephaestus tries to murder the piano -he's a bitchy teenager -Mia's upgrade is complete -she can now store 90% more information! -only wizards know the difference between intelligence and wisdom -Dagda's maid is a woman of very specific talents -Kaija's bullying women -he's not a eggspert! -Myrtle stole a Roc egg -Myrtle, don't do that -Mia watches Larkspur and Johan have an intense mental conversation -Johan asks Mia about polyamory for Larkspur -Larkspur fucking Leaves -Mia is Not comfortable with the polyamory -that's fine, would Kaija like to fuck Johan tonight? -Larkspur locks himself in Dagda's bedroom and hides in his closet to have a panic attack -teenage Maven tries to break into Dagda's house -Larkspur makes her jump out the window -Maven Prime is experiencing an Error -Larkspur doesn't want teen Maven to get hurt, he likes her in the future :c -spoilers -Kaija is the first lizardfolk ever -the United Estates -there should really be a sign about the Roc -Kaija and Johan release some tension in bed -Larkspur crawls into the bag of herding for a spa night -the Howler's gonna have an audience of blind and deaf people -Mia and Larkspur finally establish their relationship -the US government had classified Mia's knowledge of pegging -there's a Letter for Larkspur

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

Maven “Mia” the Warforged Mercy Monk Oleander “Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Moon Druid/Ranger Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Shepherd Druid/Cavalier Fighter (and Magnolia the Collie) Terry Tarantino the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Philomena Langstaff III the Human Divination Wizard Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian Lite Sinne the Fairy Wild Magic Barbarian/Fighter Sessions 1-5 Sessions 6-10 Sessions 11-15 Sessions 16-20

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Session 28

-Ollie and Larkspur FINALLY communicate -it was a miscommunication allll along -Ollie unleashes a twink seeking missile -Lite yeets herself into the yonder -Larkspur asks everyone else to check on Dagda instead of checking himself -Kaija assures him Dagda is doing better than EVER -there are no chairs in this tavern -Ollie, we don't set our friends on fire -Ollie sees his parents and immediately goes feral -Kaija has to tie him to a chair -parents, GO HOME -Artemis is married to a whole ass magistrate -the Howler pact is way more complicated than we thought -Auriel, don't distract Ollie with a cock, we need him to pay attention

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

Maven “Mia” the Warforged Mercy Monk Oleander “Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Moon Druid/Ranger Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Shepherd Druid/Cavalier Fighter (and Magnolia the Collie) Johan Tarokka Mervello III the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Philomena Langstaff III the Human Divination Wizard Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian Lite Sinne the Fairy Wild Magic Barbarian/Fighter Sessions 1-5 Sessions 6-10 Sessions 11-15 Sessions 16-20 Sessions 21-25

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Session 29

-follow the icy brick road~ -Mara's parents definitely made a deal with the Prince of Frost -the tavern keep would like to fuck Johan -this pixie doesn't get a lot of plus sized customers -the Howler apparently buys a lot of hands -could we get delivered to the Howler's via Luber Eats? -oh no Quasi Modo is the Howler's servant -HE'S PART CAMEL??? -Prince of Frost wants us to kill the Howler for him -he's building Dagda a cage -we can't gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss our way out of this one, gang -alright guys. what the fuck. -we'll let the Howler decide if we kill him or not -Mia gives Larkspur a piggy back ride -the pixie would like us to ship her a Howler hand via USPS -UnSeelie Postal Service -activate Mia heater -Johan and Kaija go to fuck the elf -Auriel takes Larkspur on a magic broom ride

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

Maven “Mia” the Warforged Mercy Monk Oleander “Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Moon Druid/Ranger Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Shepherd Druid/Cavalier Fighter (and Magnolia the Collie) Johan Tarokka Mervello III the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Philomena Langstaff III the Human Divination Wizard Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian Lite Sinne the Fairy Wild Magic Barbarian/Fighter Sessions 1-5 Sessions 6-10 Sessions 11-15 Sessions 16-20 Sessions 21-25

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Session 30

-Ollie immediately starts flirting with Kaija -everybody wants to fuck Kaija -the Howler's house is covered in dust and chicken buckets -and a gun -he's super fucked up -Ollie motor boats him -the musical notation for Teleport is Mary Had a Little Lamb -aw shit the Prince of Frost is at Dagda's -Amarafrey's name is entirely reinvented -Larkspur talks shit about the Prince's face -Mia punches him in the dick -Dagda gives Larkspur a quickie as we're teleported away -we're gonna need a montage -~MONTAGE~ -Auriel called Amarafrey's mom trashy -the Howler should consider taxidermy -Larkspur sits in a field for a year -Johan marries his boyfriend -Ollie continues to get dick -Mia proposes to Larkspur with her literal heart -he's upset by this -Tony Two Shoes got shunted with us -he and Kaija move in together -TONY GETS ASSASSINATED -A RANDOM GIANT KILLED THE ASSASSIN??? -KAIJA MAKES A PACT WITH THE RAVEN QUEEN FOR TONY'S LIFE???? -Auriel takes a tour of the continent -Auriel is pussy out all the time

Legacy of Erinwall

Featuring…

Maven “Mia” the Warforged Mercy Monk Oleander “Ollie” Floshortus the Halfling Moon Druid/Ranger Larkspur Floshortus the Halfling Shepherd Druid/Cavalier Fighter (and Magnolia the Collie) Johan Tarokka Mervello III the Human Draconic Sorcerer Amarafrey the Human Lunar Sorcerer (NPC) Throm the Dwarf Ancestral Guardians Barbarian Philomena Langstaff III the Human Divination Wizard Kaija Maksimal the Lizardfolk Path of the Giant Barbarian Lite Sinne the Fairy Wild Magic Barbarian/Fighter Sessions 1-5 Sessions 6-10 Sessions 11-15 Sessions 16-20 Sessions 21-25