#ericupid

[ericupid]

THE DATING OLYMPICS !

(*ೃ༄) — the dating olympics | tbz smau

FEATURING! the boyz x fem! reader (jacob centric bc he needs love)

GENRES! romance, comedy, drama, minor angst and fluff

WARNINGS! vulgar language, sexual references, jacob is oblivious, mentions of death + suicide, they’re all stupid boys in love, college!au, social media! au, sunwoo and juyeon are famous influencers lol

TAGLIST! @skzorigin @bbangiez @hoonflrt @atinycafe @hyuckworld / send an ask to be apart of the tag list :)

TLDR: as if jacobs life couldn’t become more unexpected, the brand new online dating competition titled “the dating olympics” just launched— and its causing a stir in his friend group. will he be able to win the fans and y/n’s hearts in the end, or will he fail to his unexpected competitors? especially the ones he shares one roof with?

author note: omg!! hey welcome to my first tbz smau (of many to come). it’s comeback season and i’ve had this idea in my notes for agess so i figured why not now? also jacob has been bias wrecking me soo much lately so this will be in his pov mainly 😎 will y/n choose him though? ig we’ll have to stay tuned !

my other blogs: @enhastars @felixversed <3

updates: every day! (hopefully)

teaser

profiles one | profiles two

1. good morning america

2. juyeon’s unrequited love..

3. totally legal activities

4. pick-up line masters

5. highschool throwback

6. being real on bereal !?

7. love you mom ❤️

8. frenemies

9. tory lanez fan

10. restraining order

11.

more to come!

[enkvyu]

two-faced — jjk smau

in which gojo pisses off a famous streamer (you 🫵) for funsies and unleashes a legion of loyal fans who want him dragged, doxxed, or dead. fortunately for him, you have your own secrets that you’ll take to the grave, perfect for him to take advantage of. when the two of you meet, an unlikely love story for the ages blossoms aka a lighthearted smau abt gojo n the gang!!

pairings: gojo x f!reader

genres: social media au (smau), crack, fluff, strangers to enemies (?) to lovers

warnings: profanities, dark humour, sexual jokes, mentions of death and suicide, very stupid jokes don’t take anything too seriously!! ignore timestamps. will contain jokes / references from the manga !! you will be warned of spoilers on the posts that have them 🤍

this is my first smau so if it’s not funny i Apologise 😨 just for the shits n giggles !! upload schedule will probably be based on how well this is received 🤍 note all characters are in uni (ages 18-20)

unread notifications !

profiles one | profiles two

01: hit tweet this, hit tweet that, why don’t you hit the gym?

02: hot girls pay the government 2 b a citizen

03: nanami’s right titty tingle

04: What Ever Major Loser

05: let him in, LET HIM IN

06: it’s “save the turtles” until i drink boba with my hands

07: silence of the lambs

08: god giving me my greatest obstacle and it’s a man

09: would u still love me if i was a chip floating around in ur stomach?

10: deny that instead

11: twitching eyes and clenched fists

12: getou’s bang grease

13: spring loaded penis bomb

14: first date options and gojo picks spit boba (it works?!)

15: lactose intolerance, biggest killer since cancer

16: unknown mysterious reason unravelled

17: i wish i could have at least (1)

18: beautiful princess disorder

19: GOGOGOJO GONE !

20: tba

pinned accounts !

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( being added to the taglist means you will be tagged at every new release ! ask 2 be added / removed 🤍 )

[atinycafe]

haiii would you ever consider writing for the boyz, i love your writing so much it's so good and i literally can't find any small blurbs about them like yours on this app, ive read all of them! u can ignore this message jagi, love your works!!!!!!

i dont know, i mean i dont mind, i love them as much as you do and my boyz are truly underrated, lemme ask the audience (btw thank you so much thats such a nice compliment, im so happy that you like my writing!!), also if i'd recommend this smau by @ericupid but you prolly already know it (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)

[ericupid]

THE DATING OLYMPICS -- CH. 10

a/n: IM SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED IN AGES i’ve been on vacation + preparing for college 😞 but here’s a new update with the juyeon hate train continuing lol

restraining order:

༊*·˚ as if jacobs life couldn’t become more unexpected, the brand new online dating competition titled “the dating olympics” just launched— and its causing a stir in his friend group. will he be able to win the fans and y/n’s hearts in the end, or will he fail to his unexpected competitors? especially the ones he shares one roof with?

taglist: @skzorigin @bbangiez @hoonflrt @atinycafe @hyuckworld @tocupid

masterlist | next

[ericupid]

THE DATING OLYMPICS — CH. 09

a/n: guys twenty five twenty one is so good i’ve been sleeping on kdramas sm

tory lanez fan

༊*·˚ as if jacobs life couldn’t become more unexpected, the brand new online dating competition titled “the dating olympics” just launched— and its causing a stir in his friend group. will he be able to win the fans and y/n’s hearts in the end, or will he fail to his unexpected competitors? especially the ones he shares one roof with?

taglist: @skzorigin @bbangiez @hoonflrt @atinycafe @hyuckworld

masterlist | next

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THE DATING OLYMPICS — CH. 07

a/n: this post is brought to u by my drunk friend’s texts 🫶 also drunk jacob would be emotional + chaotic idcc ALSO SPELLING ERROR I MEANT *GLARES* AND NOT FLARES

love you mom ❤️

༊*·˚ as if jacobs life couldn’t become more unexpected, the brand new online dating competition titled “the dating olympics” just launched— and its causing a stir in his friend group. will he be able to win the fans and y/n’s hearts in the end, or will he fail to his unexpected competitors? especially the ones he shares one roof with?

taglist: @skzorigin @bbangiez @hoonflrt @atinycafe @hyuckworld

masterlist | next

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THE DATING OLYMPICS— CH. 01

a/n: no juyeons were harmed in the making of this

good morning america

༊*·˚ as if jacobs life couldn’t become more unexpected, the brand new online dating competition titled “the dating olympics” just launched— and its causing a stir in his friend group. will he be able to win the fans and y/n’s hearts in the end, or will he fail to his unexpected competitors? especially the ones he shares one roof with?

masterlist | next

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THE DATING OLYMPICS — CH. 04

a/n: juyeon kinda sounds like a himbo here i’m sorry i love the idea of frat boy juyo 😞

pick-up line masters

༊*·˚ as if jacobs life couldn’t become more unexpected, the brand new online dating competition titled “the dating olympics” just launched— and its causing a stir in his friend group. will he be able to win the fans and y/n’s hearts in the end, or will he fail to his unexpected competitors? especially the ones he shares one roof with?

taglist: @skzorigin @bbangiez @hoonflrt

masterlist | next

[ericupid]

THE DATING OLYMPICS — CH. 05

a/n: the yearbook edit took me 50 years to make but i persevered 🤝 grfx and i have a love hate relationship

highschool throwback

༊*·˚ as if jacobs life couldn’t become more unexpected, the brand new online dating competition titled “the dating olympics” just launched— and its causing a stir in his friend group. will he be able to win the fans and y/n’s hearts in the end, or will he fail to his unexpected competitors? especially the ones he shares one roof with?

taglist: @skzorigin @bbangiez @hoonflrt @atinycafe

masterlist | next

[ericupid]

THE DATING OLYMPICS — CH. 03

a/n : eric is delusional but it’s ok bc so am i 🫶

totally legal activities

༊*·˚ as if jacobs life couldn’t become more unexpected, the brand new online dating competition titled “the dating olympics” just launched— and its causing a stir in his friend group. will he be able to win the fans and y/n’s hearts in the end, or will he fail to his unexpected competitors? especially the ones he shares one roof with?

taglist: @skzorigin @bbangiez

masterlist | next

[ericupid]

THE DATING OLYMPICS — CH. 02

a/n: help i’m nearly done binge watching the glory and i started 2 days ago 😔

juyeon’s unrequited love ..

༊*·˚ as if jacobs life couldn’t become more unexpected, the brand new online dating competition titled “the dating olympics” just launched— and its causing a stir in his friend group. will he be able to win the fans and y/n’s hearts in the end, or will he fail to his unexpected competitors? especially the ones he shares one roof with?

tag list: @skzorigin @bbangiez

masterlist | next

[ericupid]

THE DATING OLYMPICS — CH. 08

a/n: i just had matcha for the first time and it tasted like grass… maybe this is a sign from god

frenemies

༊*·˚ as if jacobs life couldn’t become more unexpected, the brand new online dating competition titled “the dating olympics” just launched— and its causing a stir in his friend group. will he be able to win the fans and y/n’s hearts in the end, or will he fail to his unexpected competitors? especially the ones he shares one roof with?

taglist: @skzorigin @bbangiez @hoonflrt @atinycafe @hyuckworld

masterlist | next

[ericupid]

THE DATING OLYMPICS — PROFILE 01

a/n i can’t fit them all in one page so.. 2 it is!

y/n and the homies

༊*·˚ as if jacobs life couldn’t become more unexpected, the brand new online dating competition titled “the dating olympics” just launched— and its causing a stir in his friend group. will he be able to win the fans and y/n’s hearts in the end, or will he fail to his unexpected competitors? especially the ones he shares one roof with?

masterlist | next

[ericupid]

THE DATING OLYMPICS — CH. 06

a/n: omg plot is finally getting somewhere </3

being real on bereal !?

༊*·˚ as if jacobs life couldn’t become more unexpected, the brand new online dating competition titled “the dating olympics” just launched— and its causing a stir in his friend group. will he be able to win the fans and y/n’s hearts in the end, or will he fail to his unexpected competitors? especially the ones he shares one roof with?

taglist: @skzorigin @bbangiez @hoonflrt @atinycafe

masterlist | next

[ericupid]

THE DATING OLYMPICS — PROFILE 02

a/n: #rightsforbori2023

the stupid ass bitches club ™️

༊*·˚ as if jacobs life couldn’t become more unexpected, the brand new online dating competition titled “the dating olympics” just launched— and its causing a stir in his friend group. will he be able to win the fans and y/n’s hearts in the end, or will he fail to his unexpected competitors? especially the ones he shares one roof with?

masterlist | next

[ericupid]

TEASER !

LOAD PROFILES?

yes | no

0.1 — LEE JUYEON. 20, ECON MAJOR. currently attending seoul national university. likes cats.

0.2 — MOON KEVIN. 21, COMPUTER SCIENCE MAJOR. currently attending seoul national university. likes working out.

0.3 — SOHN ERIC. 18, NUTRITION SCIENCE MAJOR. current highschool graduate, will attend seoul national in the fall. likes kpop

0.4 — LEE HYUNJAE. 20, BUSINESS MAJOR. currently attending seoul national university. likes soccer.

0.5 — KIM SUNWOO. 19, PHYSICS MAJOR. current highschool graduate, will attend seoul national in the fall. likes pranking his friends.

0.6 — BAE JACOB. 21, BIOLOGY MAJOR. currently attending seoul national university. likes anime.

CONTINUE?

yes | no