#ergo only hera his beloved wife gets to hold the use of that phrase when it comes to him and sexy times | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

happyk44 · 2 months ago

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Zeus probably uses the phrase "making love" all these time. Like Hera will just be like "yo I wanna fuck" and he just bats his eyes like "you mean make love" and she has to count to three otherwise she's just gonna whack him, like, bro take off your pants and get on the bed, you got two minutes before the mood changes, you really wanna be pouting about phrasing right now?

(and then his baby mama of the week says "let's make love" and he just "haha no no, it's called fucking when we do it and nothing more, now show me your titties" because "making love" is for Hera only and he will get weirdly enraged if you keep using it after he said to stop)

#happy talks greek mythos #hera #zeus #concept that hera doesn't care if his hoes of the month use the phrase because it's the same thing either way #and they're already spitting in her face by fucking her husband and having his babies - like what does it matter what they call it #but zeus definitely makes a big deal out of it because while conceptually the sex isn't really any different #the phrasing is key to him (because autism lol) and he does not love his boyfriends and girlfriends the way he loves his wife #ergo only hera his beloved wife gets to hold the use of that phrase when it comes to him and sexy times

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