#erggggggg dating app chronicles
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i can’t do it anymore i’m going to be single forever
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A MAN JUST SENT ME A VOICENOTE ON BUMBLE AND HE WAS TRYING TO USE A FAKE SEXY VOICE AND I LITERALLY GAGGED
#petitioning to get voice notes removed from bumble#i didn’t need this today ahdkdhaksjdksk#erggggggg dating app chronicles
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i opened hinge and saw this
#i closed the app right away i don’t have it in me today for this#that’s just such a bold fucking statement to make#also maybe i don’t want heaven#erggggggg dating app chronicles
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i didn’t match with a man on hinge last night because he looked identical to his dog and i simply cannot get past something like that
#it was so fucking unsettling#it’s all i’d be able to think about ever#i don’t get enough matches to be this picky but i feel like this one was justified#erggggggg dating app chronicles
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went on the dating apps because i haven’t checked them in a few weeks and i got super liked by a man who has his ex’s first and middle name tattooed under his eyes
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things are going great out here
#erggggggg dating app chronicles#almost every picture had a horse in it which is slightly alarming but i’m trying to be better as not hating things about people#his name is matt that should be enough of a red flag for me#sorry to all the nice people named matt out there#but yk
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this really made me giggle
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i’m about to just start telling everyone i match with on dating apps from the first message to fall in love with me or leave because i don’t have the time or energy for this… what do we think of this approach
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what part of this is confusing? i think it’s pretty self explanatory
#alexander doesn’t get it a guess#i did not match with him if you were wondering#erggggggg dating app chronicles
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another day, another message that makes me confused
#erggggggg dating app chronicles#yes this is from the 3rd but i literally don’t check hinge so the messages sit for a long time
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i didn’t answer this man and he literally just messaged me again to meet him at the casino 💀
these apps make me want to end it
A MAN JUST SENT ME A VOICENOTE ON BUMBLE AND HE WAS TRYING TO USE A FAKE SEXY VOICE AND I LITERALLY GAGGED
#erggggggg dating app chronicles#can one of you fall in love with me already please because i cannot do this dating app nonsense
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