#eren yäger

[autistic-arlert]

These six people are gonna be heroes.

[layingwithlay]

Different Ways to Spell Eren’s last name means about you by my terms:

Yeager: You’re basic like me.

Jaeger: You’re A little basic with spice.

Jeager: You trying to hard.

Yaeger: that’s just ugly right there.

Jäger: You’re spicy

Yäger: just no.

Anything else: I don’t even have any thing to say to you.

Yogurt: the only correct way to spell it.

Yaegar: your cancelled. But I’m intrigued.

[midknight12123]

[mitsukunis]

[girlmeat57]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Clockwork: hey big boy?

Clockwork: no wait

Clockwork: hello good sir

Clockwork: I'm bored

Clockwork: hello bored I'm dad

Clockwork: haha very funny dad

Clockwork: are you there

Clockwork: are you asleep Y/N

Clockwork: A/S/L

Clockwork: I know damn well L is Not fucking here

Clockwork: age?

Clockwork: fuckin i dunno

Clockwork: you could be a billion years old

Clockwork: how cool would that be?

Clockwork: correct answer: really fucking cool

Clockwork: are you and eric killing titans?

Clockwork: why dont you two just make a baby already?

Clockwork: bcus u always get titan flashbacks when eric gets nakie

Clockwork: im bored can you tell?

Clockwork: Josh I feel like I am dave

Clockwork: I am dave

Clockwork: you are kanaya

Clockwork: kanaya are you there?

Clockwork: annie are you okay?

Clockwork: are you ok annie?

Clockwork: nope

Clockwork: she's a titan too

Clockwork: is anyone in that show not a titan

Clockwork: correct answer: yes

Clockwork: Armin is not a titan

Clockwork: thats about it

Clockwork: oh and eridan is not a titan

Clockwork: WWHY THE FUCK IS EVVERYONE A FUCKIN TITAN?

Clockwork: haha imagine that

Clockwork: eridan titan

Clockwork: WWEH

Clockwork: *wall falls over*

Clockwork: Walls

Clockwork: why build walls when you can build briges

Clockwork: cause u need walls to have a fucking house

Clockwork: retard

Clockwork: briges do litterally nothing

Clockwork: I'm on a train josh

Clockwork: the train just went over a brige

Clockwork: I hate briges

Clockwork: musiiic

Clockwork: josh why arent you there?

Clockwork: did the briges get to you

Clockwork: dang it

Clockwork: by josh

Clockwork: bye*

Clockwork: actually no

Clockwork: I'm so bored

Clockwork: whats your favorite colour josh?

Clockwork: probably brown

Clockwork: you seem like a brown kinda guy

Clockwork: in more ways then one

Clockwork: than*

Clockwork: eyo

Clockwork: is it possible to offend white people?

Clockwork: Cracka

Clockwork: no

Clockwork: never once has my day been ruined by someone calling me cracka

Clockwork: http://i48.tinypic.com/addidi.jpg

Clockwork: cracka ass

Clockwork: 7;20

Clockwork: JUWBLAZ

Clockwork: 8:40 BURN DOWN THE WHOLE FUCKING TOWN

Clockwork: 16:80 SET FIRE TO THE RAIN

Clockwork: 32:160 SET THE WORLD ON FIRE

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Clockwork: 64:320 SHIT WE'RE FALLING INTO THE SUN

Clockwork: 128:640 Justizzle Blazzizzle yo

Clockwork: 256:1280 sNOOP NO

Clockwork: 512:2560 *Satanic chanting:* JUSTIZZLE BLAZZIZZLE YO

Clockwork: guy where the fuck are you?

Clockwork: like snoop is burning down the whole fucking universe and I'm just sitting here talking to you

Clockwork: silly snoop

Clockwork: do you think his mom calls him snoop?

Clockwork: probably like

Clockwork: snoopy or something

Clockwork: my life has lead up to this point:

Clockwork: Googling if snoop dogg is adopted

Clockwork: while riding a fucking train

Clockwork: did I mention I was on a train?

Clockwork: apperently snoopy was charged of murder

Clockwork: I didnt know that

Clockwork: it explains why he's thROWING US INTO THE FUCKING SUN JOSH

Clockwork: snoop dizzy

Clockwork: Snoop Dogg

Clockwork: Snop Dog

Clockwork: Snp Dg

Clockwork: Sn D

Clockwork: San De

Clockwork: Satn Dem

Clockwork: Saten Demo

Clockwork: Saten Demon

Clockwork: Explenation right there

Clockwork: what do you think saten is like

Clockwork: probably really fay

Clockwork: gay*

Clockwork: although

Clockwork: he might be fay too

Clockwork: josh what are you doing?

Clockwork: is it furry rollplay?

Clockwork: I know its furry rollplay

Clockwork: well josh if you're into that

Clockwork: I'll have you know this guys got the hardest ass in the jungle

Clockwork: Titaniass is what they call me

Clockwork: "Titan?"

Clockwork: no Ere--

Clockwork: "TITAN TITAN TITAN TITAN TITAN TITAN"

Clockwork: eren cuts off my butt

Clockwork: YO I JUST DISCOVERED THE CHAIRS ON THIS TRAIN RECLINE WHAT

Clockwork: music

Clockwork: btw

Clockwork: mm

Clockwork: dads playing around with his new watch

Clockwork: my dad

Clockwork: um

Clockwork: its cool

Clockwork: also its dads birthday

Clockwork: apperently snoop dogg is two meters tall

Clockwork: his birth name is Calvin Cordozar Broadus

Clockwork: josh snoop dogg is really weird

Clockwork: josh I have no one to talk to

Clockwork: damn

Clockwork: snoopy no

Clockwork: apperently snoop got his name cus his moma thought he looked like snoopy from the lion kind

Clockwork: scuse me

Clockwork: *penuts*

Clockwork: http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/b0e55605198bbb3ff3fe419f1701848c.jpg

Clockwork: nope I meant the lion king

Clockwork: the snoop lion king

Clockwork: heyo

Clockwork: isnt his name like

Clockwork: snoopzilla now?

Clockwork: what if I changed my middle names to "_"

Clockwork: I'd be Matt_Cyr

Clockwork: I'm thinking I'll post this entire conversation on youtube as a voiceacted thing

Clockwork: just cause

Clockwork: snoop dog truely is beautiful

Clockwork: scuse me

Clockwork: *snoopzilla

Clockwork: I might change my name later in life

Clockwork: Snoop_Dogg

Clockwork: maybe put Emojii's in my last name and pass them onto my kids

Clockwork: haha just imagine that

Clockwork: teacher goin thru the list of students and its like

Clockwork: Adomson

Clockwork: Bertha

Clockwork: um

Clockwork: ☺C☻Y☹R♫

Clockwork: man people have trouble pronouncing my last name anyway

Clockwork: josh where the fuck are you

Clockwork: probably furry rollplay titan killing anal with eric

Clockwork: josh do u have a girlfriend?

Clockwork: seems like ur the only one without one these days

Clockwork: also me

Clockwork: Pastel goth is hot ngl

Clockwork: going on tumblr to look up pastel goth brb

Clockwork: so sleepy

Clockwork: lookit these ladies joshy

Clockwork: mm

Clockwork: so cute

Clockwork: would do 10/10

Clockwork: :O

Clockwork: :O

Clockwork: :O

Clockwork: :O

Clockwork: :O

Clockwork: josh

Clockwork: they're coming for you

Clockwork: do you think anyone has ever gotten a blowjob on a train

Clockwork: I'm on a train btw

Clockwork: do you think there are furries in the titan universe that like to dress up as titans and have intercorse?

Clockwork: imagine that

Clockwork: Mikasa: Yes I have finally gotten eren to sleep with me

Clockwork: *Eren walks in wearing a titan costume*

Clockwork: I AM READY FOR THE SEX

Clockwork: says eren to mikasa

Clockwork: mikasa grins, slipping into her own titan-suit

Clockwork: SEX IS HAPPEN

Clockwork: mikasa has baby

Clockwork: baBY TITAN

Clockwork: :O

Clockwork: I refuse to believe that there could ever be wifi slower than what is on this train

Clockwork: josh if you dont want me to post this on tumblr say "I want a big furry dick in my butt"

Clockwork: I dont see you saying anything

Clockwork: i wonder what its like to be pregnent

Clockwork: probably uncomfortable

Clockwork: but if you ever got hungry you could just digest your baby

Clockwork: Im pretty fucked up

Clockwork: the worst part is that you're never going to get this

Clockwork: oh well

Clockwork: all of my music is fantastic you guys have no taste

Clockwork: josh are you okay?

Clockwork: like should I call an ambulence?

Clockwork: probably

Clockwork: ambulence is on its way

Clockwork: posting this before it gets too long brb

[midorimorihara-blog]

Eren Jaeger - ||Shingeki no Kyojin||

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[fuura-kafura]

this boy...