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Alright so how about drinking headcanons? Who drinks booze, how do they act when drunk, fave drink, etc.

Doc Louis likes a nice whiskey, but a beer will suffice. He drinks occasionally, but usually in the comfort of his own home. He used to go out drinking after celebrating wins when he was still a boxer. When drunk, he acts really happy and optimistic and, more recently, a bit tired.

Little Mac likes Pepsi. When asked at restaurants if he’d be alright with Cola, he decides to drink iced tea, instead. Sorry, buddy, this isn’t Canada!

Glass Joe definitely drinks from time-to-time, but only ever wine. It’s in his blood, and he’s always had a little glass to sip from at dinner ever since he’d turned fifteen. He doesn’t often get drunk or drink heavily, and you will almost never see him going out for alcohol. Instead, he keeps it classy in his own place of residence. When drunk, he is more quiet and tired, though remains happy and smiling.

Bier. Bier. Bier! Not dissimilar to Joe, Von Kaiser feels beer is simply in his blood. “Du kannst kein Deutscher ohne Bier sein!”, and his patriotism knows no bounds. From the age of fourteen and on, Kaiser would only ever drink beer if he went out to restaurants or parks. There are times when he allows himself to be drunk and happy, but other times he is very careful to watch himself when drinking heavily in public. He can either be a relaxed and laid-back person when drunk, or extremely anxious and easy-to-anger. 

Disco Kid does appreciate a little drink now and again. Something colourful and fun, like a martini, is his favourite. He can do with just a beer, though. He is a lightweight, however, and knows when to start substituting the alcohol for water. Even though he restricts himself, you shouldn’t count on him to be the designated driver home, as when he goes out to a club, he always leaves at least a little buzzed. When drunk, he becomes even more outgoing until eventually crashing hard when the night’s over.

King Hippo doesn’t drink alcohol, but he does love a lot of juice! And his version of ‘juice’ is just any fruit or vegetable he can squish-up into a liquid state, but he can settle for the pre-packaged pre-squeezed stuff when he’s not back at home. 

Piston Hondo is a (privately) self-proclaimed Saké Connoisseur. He’s very particular about what types and brands of sake he purchases, and will be sure to complain in a letter to the manufacturer or the store that sold it to him if it’s not up-to-par. Most interesting about his drinking habits is how heavily he can drink at any given time. This is usually with friends back in his homeland, as he is extra careful everywhere else to remain polite and composed. In Japan, he would definitely be considered one of the best to hold his liquor. When drunk, he actually can get either quite cocky and loud or more reserved and analytical of every little thing around him.

Beer Hugger-- sorry, Bear Hugger won’t go a week without at least a few drinks. He loves his beer! And he’s not too picky about what brand he drinks, either. But his favourite craft beers are from Victoria and Calgary. You will be able to spot him in bars during big hockey matches, making friends and having a good time with a big 2-litre glass of beer in his hand. He’s both sleepy and happy when he gets drunk, but definitely more willing to joke-around in a way that could start a fight-- if he were outside of Canada.

Great Tiger has had a drink before, when he’d first gotten a license for alcohol consumption, but is not really much of a fan, and doesn’t see the point of it. Of course, this makes him the usual candidate for becoming the designated driver within his ring of comrades, even though he usually will complain about having to put-up with a bunch of bumbling, drunken idiots before finally accepting the request. 

Good lord, this Spaniard can drink! Lunch break? Beer. Breakfast? A nice wine. Dinner? Whatever fits the mood. Bedtime? What the hell is that? Why sleep, when you can drink, amigo!? Of course, that’s only the case when he doesn’t have work the next day. When Don goes out to drink, he goes out to get drunk. Grab-up the hombres and your amantes, there will definitely be a good time to be had. When Don’s drinking at home, alone, now that is when you should be worrying. His usual drunken state is a prolonged sense of confidence, occasional singing, and a loud mouth, but when Don’s on his own, he’s often in  bad mood, and the liquor makes it worse. At-home drinking will probably proceed in this fashion: 1. Drink. 2. Drink again. 3. Question why everything is wrong in your life. 4. Is it really all terrible, or am I overreacting again? 5. Why do I overreact often? 6. Another drink. 7. Start crying. 8. “calmate, hombre!” 9. Drink again. 10. Cry again, only much harder. 11. Pass-out.

Have I touched on Aran’s drinking behaviour before? I believe I have. But that’s alright, you already know what I’m going to say. Three chants for Guinness! Ain’t nothin’ like it, nor anything in liquid form more Irish than that! Aran might have a can or two every night, but he makes it a goal to at least visit a bar twice a week to get absolutely loaded. Drunk Aran is basically his in-ring persona but slightly-more sluggish, and with his words slurring. He often makes a fool of himself, and will say whatever is on his mind-- whether it’s TMI or just annoying. If he’s having a rough week, he’ll start to cry-- while still smiling and laughing and cracking jokes.

Soda Popinski tells people he cannot get drunk. I’m inclined to believe him. No one’s ever seen him more than a little tired after a night of heavy drinking. Must be from his Russian blood and the vodka he drinks so often. Because I have no records of it, I can’t say for sure what Soda Popinski may act like when drunk. He’s a good drinking-buddy however, which Aran can attest to, and will often act as a good straight-man for whoever went out with him that night. Aran can also attest to that, as he was probably saved from being sent to the hospital multiple times because of Soda’s level-headedness. 

In his prime (From 11-23-or-so), Bald Bull drank often. These days, he prefers a few glasses with dinner and in his down-time. When outside of Turkey, he drinks more often because he also visits restaurants more often, and the wine is much less expensive. A drunk Bald Bull is not a good Bald Bull to be around unless he sees you as a good friend, in which case, he will be quite loud and physical. Many hard pats on the back or hugs around the shoulder. Even then, though, he can be easy to aggravate (what’s new?) when someone other than a friend approaches him or even bumps him accidentally.

Super Macho Man actually doesn’t drink all that often, despite the bucket of ice-and-liquor he has in his cars, in his bathroom, in his kitchen and dining halls, and even in his bedrooms. He certainly can drink when he wants to though, and isn’t actually that picky despite acting as if he is in public. Drunk Super Macho Man is, surprisingly, a bit quiet. He’ll watch from the sidelines, sipping idly, and watching everything else happen around him, as if it were all just a movie. He’s easier to make laugh, when inebriated.

Mr. Sandman is the most average drinker on this list, I would say. Or at least, average by US standards. He might have a beer and watch something on the TV in the evening, he might not. He might order wine or a caesar when at a fancy dinner, he might not. It’s really all up to how he’s feeling, he’s very neutral on alcohol and has a strict policy against it on nights before matches. You won’t find him excessively drinking often, but when he does get a little tipsy, he’s probably going to be the one that’s all smiles and laughter and a little drowsy, but still willing to make sure everyone’s having a good time.