#equaltalecook

[thatoneguyrune]

(This is the one I misunderstood their name)*an sudden weak knock on the door was heard and an wounded person was there unconscious as if they went unconscious right after knocking*

(they get three people helping them) As Cook opens the door Mitsy and Asriel hear him shout or scream a little as the person falls to the ground. He promptly picks them and runs them to the couch, before gently placing them down and checking the extent of their wounds. Once that's done, Asriel would get some medical supplies to treat their wounds that would be assisted by some healing magic my Mitsy. Asriel would then keep on an eye to see how they would be as Tux would go outside to see if and what had hurt them. Sure Asriel is a little cold but he just can't let some poor stranger suffer, especially sensing some good from their soul.

[thatoneguyrune]

The dudes are walking down the street and pass this 10/10 baby gap model baby in a stroller. The baby smiles, waves, and gurgles at them. Who dies inside, who waves back, and who refuses to dent their manly probe by admitting that was cute?

Copycat- Oh my gosh thats a cute baby. He ends up going over and complimenting the baby to their parents several time. He can't help it, he loves children, especially his own. But he still loves all sorts of kids nonetheless, that's why he runs a daycare. He ends up getting carried away in conversation until Cook has to pull him away. Poor guy can't help himself, he has centuries of baby advice to give. At least the parents now have his card so they can drop off the baby if they need some help here and there. The parents end up dropping the baby off here and there and are quite happy with the service. He gets a 5 star yelp review. Tux-He finds it cute and waves back and just keeps walking. Sure its a cute baby and all, but he isn't that willing to get attached. Too much death over the failed timelines has caused him to become a bit cold on the outside. But he hopes the baby does well in life, but he doesn't show that it seems. He inadvertently talks about the baby he saw for a couple days at work here and there. If they kid and him connect somehow, he will be the main one to do the happy birthday thing and no one else. Cook-Daww, he goes over and talks to the parents...and gives them all sorts of good early meals to give when they get older. Because well, the greatest chef certainly knows how to cater to all ages. And if he does not, then how can he be the greatest chef? I mean come on, you have to be adaptable to whatever the customer needs. The parents end up befriending him on facebook, then their friends do and so on, all asking him for baby and toddler food help. Poor Cook ends up writing a book instead of answering all those questions. Sure the greatest chef has to help the people but he doesn't have the time for that many people. His book ends up doing surprisingly well despite being his only one....for now.

[thatoneguyrune]

What's the bone Bois reactions to someone popping bones while stretching

(better late than never) Tux-It's always a little disturbing to him but he is used to it. Since he works for some human restaurant for every run if he can. So he had to get used to all the noises that come from when humans stretch. Though it still gets him a little every time it happens. But not much, since he is way used to it. Cook-He always thinks if it's loud enough the person has just hurt themselves like what UT Papyrus but think but its always not the case. Every single time he thinks this, but every time it's never the case. But it always, always reminds him of something but he can never think of what that is. Every time he tries, he always gets a weird face.

[thatoneguyrune]

(Continued from last interaction) *tux would find an place where there was an ruined village which seemed to been destroyed 2 hours before the wounded person appeared and there was dust everywhere and the person starts gaining consciousness *

(sorry this is a bit late, I'm focusing on studies a bit more and such since finals are soon at college, also I know I haven't really given much lore about the world but I'll just change your ask a little, no offense or anything) *Tux did not expect to find a couple destroyed houses with dust and dead bodies around while he was driving his food truck around, and having a bad feeling about it. He did what he knew had to do, and called some of the guard, as he was friends with some, especially the dog ones. If anyone was still around and hostile, he knew that they could all take them on. Meanwhile at the group house, sure Asriel was usually a little cold but he was still a caring guy.* Asriel: Hey, easy now, we found you unconscious at the door and we still have no clue what happened. You should still rest up and if you feel comfortable, feel free to tell us what happened.

[thatoneguyrune]

Favorite seasons and why?

Tux-Spring and Autumn. Since they're both not too cold or hot. He wears a damn tuxedo for HOURS. You try being in the heat or cold in that. It's either too much so you'll be sweating to death, or you'll be freezing to death. So Tux likes it when the temperature is just right so despite being a skeleton, so he doesn't die from the temperature in some way. Cook-Fall and Winter, lots more days to cook foods you don't get to all year. You could but people will get mad. So Cook likes Fall and Winter because he gets to make all sorts of meals! Plus it's also a reason to try new dishes! As well to stick to the classics people like.

[thatoneguyrune]

If your guys were taking out the trash, and when they opened the bins lid, and a possum flung itself out. How would they die?

(I know this is late but, anyway here are the skeles reactions) Tux-Sure he is a tough head waiter but an angry possum biting and scratching his face while on his face still causes some fear. Next thing people his him screaming and running in with an angry possum on his face. And then the possum is running in fear because well, why wouldn't it be afraid of a several foot dog monster? At least Tux gets to lay his head on some thighs while he is treated. Cook- It fails to get his face but it gets onto his apron. Welp, thats getting disinfected. Next thing the possum knows is it gets picked up despite its attempt to hook on and is gently put down with some random food item. It seems satisfied and just eats it. Some days later some person screams as several possums attack them for trying to throw away his hard made food and post it note of inspiration. Serves them right.

[thatoneguyrune]

What would you say is your characters biggest strengths and flaws?

Copycat- Strength-This dude can copy all sorts of magic hence his nickname, Copycat. From flames to spears to blasters, he has them all. Even the common monsters he has that copied down too...he only uses the main slew of powers too as that's less to remember. Plus he's figured out how to combine spells together, so he has flaming spears and bones, blasters that can breathe fire, well just one. And more! This dude is a creative genius, but the more components each spell combo has the weaker each part is. But his favorite is lighting tridents. He just throws a trident at someone then BZAP! Flaw-Mental Stability-He isn't really stable, sure he seems like he is stable but this dude is clearly not stable at all. Just one little more bit of loss will send the guy over the edge. He's trying to stay together, he is guys. But the poor guy has lots of self guilt issues too. Just give him a few hugs okay? Or just give him space whenever he has an episode. Though affection and kind words will help him when he is feeling down. If you don't believe me just ask Tux. Tux-Strength-This dude is great when working, nothing else but the job comes up in his mind. Sure he may talk but it's part of the job, gotta keep the customers entertained . He has a reputation to keep as one of the head waiters at Grillby's. And he intends to keep it high, so this dude just gets into a sort of zone whenever he works at his job. Nothing can stop this dude. Essentially, once this guy starts working NO ONE CAN STOP HIM. Except when it's time for him to leave. Flaw-Anger management-This guy is the example of how to not manage your anger. Sure he can hold it in but once he sets off he is a ranting lecturing mess. Most of the times he makes sure to go outside somewhere to avoid yelling at people. But time to time it happens inside and he can't just help it. Who ever is at the receiving end of him always learns not to make him angry again. So these rants of more are always ranty lectures, he can't help it, it's how he vents after its all released. Cook-Strength-Well since Cook is obviously the best chef. I mean come on, he is royal guard's chef! He can cook all sorts of meals for all sorts of occasions. That is why he is nicknamed Cook after all. There is not much to put here, because well he is great at cooking. Just be careful of all the bragging. Flaw-Just don't push him over the edge. JUST DO NOT....NO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. I'M SORRY I CAN'T STOP HIM...TRUST ME...*bone cracking in the vicinity*

[thatoneguyrune]

So what would you consider your dudes worst fears?

Copycat-Losing everyone he loves again. He just can't take it anymore, he's been trying for so long to get his happy ending but this guy is an emotional wreck. So much so this guys has bursts of depressive episodes here and there. And when he has one, he just shutdowns until it's over. The only thing you can do to help is try to cheer him up, trust me it works. If you don't believe so ask Tux, he knows the best about the episodes. Tux-Another reset happening. The reason why he isn't truly jolly and jokey jokey is because of all the resets. There isn't a point really to connect and get to know people if they're just going to fucking DIE. He just knows it'll come eventually, or expects it to happen again. Except every time it happens and it resets he loses his shit, well starting around the 300th time or so and on. Why just they can't catch a break? I mean come on! They're sparing people and yet said people may be the ones to kill his wife. That's why Tux isn't really warm with strangers, since he just doesn't want to experience the pain of losing them. :( Cook- Seeing the people he cares about hurt. Sure, this is what all Papyri are like but Cook has a different reason. You see, he HATES seeing his loved ones and so getting hurt because it might just push him over an invisible edge. And he doesn't want to go over that edge because then he has absolutely no control of what happens next, plus he doesn't remember what he does. If it happens poor Cook has the sole desire to either maim or kill that person that just hurt his loved one. You can't stop him either, because well how can you stop a Papyrus with the literal strength to snap someone's leg like a twig. That is why he is called Bonebreaker time to time and he hates it.

[thatoneguyrune]

If your skeletons were gifted a skeleton onsie, would they wear it? Be weirded out? Scandalized? Lol

Well it would depend who gave it to them, mostly like it would be from a good friend or a loved one so I'll them react getting one from one. Tux-Still being a Sans at his core he'll certainly think of a bunch of puns to say while wearing it. Sure it's a little weird getting it but hey, he appreciates the gift nonetheless. Be prepared to get all sorts of puns when he wears it, most of them will be the light kind. Of course, due to his nature, he'll make a couple dark puns but they are on the lighter side. Of course he's only wearing it inside the house, as he doesn't want to embarrass himself as he is a head waiter of grillby's. Once he's done his slew of puns he'll tuck it away somewhere, occasionally bringing it out for a couple puns here and there. Cook-He'll find it weird, because well why would a skeleton wear a skeleton onesie? Of course he'll thank you for the kind gift and he will make use of it. Albeit not as much as his brother of course. It ends up being his halloween costume each year regardless of what you try to pressure him to be. No, he won't be this or that only whatever he decides to be with the skeleton onesie this year. However you can expect each year's one to be a bit different than the last due to the help of Mitsy (Toriel). Just be careful of the same few cheesy puns year to year and maybe a midway design change, but poor Mitsy can't really help it. Nonetheless he appreciates the kind gift and will make sure to keep it in good condition.