#epic facepalm

[aragarna]

Facepalm Friday - Guy Williams as don Diego de la Vega (Zorro 1957, 1x13)

hey, @archaeopter-ace here comes another epic facepalm!

[startrekvsfaceapp]

Master Replicas definitely excelled themselves with the drop this week

[irishhorse-blog]

So I know you just finished yoongi week, but it's still the weekend!

I don't recall if you had a section for pics/vids that parents would love to tease their kids about in front of future boy/girlfriends - you know what I'm talking about?

And while we can absolutely love and appreciate every moment that brought them to where we are today, yoongis styling in 2014 MAMA is not necessarily his best.

As we say in the south, bless his heart...

Video source:

https://youtu.be/fnjQB4xpYG8?si=bVi04Bp0tb6IEZ0M

https://youtu.be/BHzHdvjs29Q?si=rJvNWYTXKw4Ctbb9

Oh my God...yes! I should have included a day in each week for "best blackmail".

Oh, Yoongles. What did they do to you? What's with the boa? One of the great unanswered questions of the universe....

That does it. There's going to have to be a full week of "best blackmail" posts, one day for each member. Now taking submissions...

[semisomni]

CID ARE YOU KIDDING ME I WAS LITERALLY JUST THERE

[jarondont]

Nausicaa: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Telemachus: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Nausicaa: Stop.

- ⭐️

💀💀💀 okay excuse me what

[atheostic]

How to say you have no idea what atheism means or what atheists think without saying you don't know.

[intothestacks]

Indigo! Canada's beloved big bookstore, where you can buy books, gifts, and kids!

[a-singing-carebear]

Odysseus, doing one of the most ingenious things saying to Polyphemus his name is "Nobody"

"I'm the reigning king of Ithaca

I am neither man nor mythical

I am your darkest moment

I am the infamous

Odysseus!"

[brazilspill]

Just remembering the time I got accused of faking being Brazilian because my blog icon also has the flag of Canada on it (because I'm Brazilian-Canadian):

It's part funny and part sad how often people on this site forget that people can have more than one nationality at the same time.

[lennisti]

I'm so high. Thought that was an actual cat

me when I'm 33

[aragarna]

Guy Williams as Zorro in Zorro (1957, 1x09)

epic faceplalm requested by @archaeopter-ace

[mellenphy]

I'm in the hospital and tried to order a veggie burger for dinner. The first time I got bread with no filling. Second time I got the filling with no bread. Third time had everything- but it was a beef patty 🤦

[paddysnuffles]

Superstore's search engine must have been made by a Minion (or a monkey)

I was looking for lightbulbs and...

The very first suggestion was bananas.

[cringywhitedragon]

Saw this on a Pleasant Green video but I swear scammers are freaking stupid

These morons really just used the Antarctica, Trans and Gay Pride, and UN flags for countries (Likely from emoji spamming cause these flags are in order)

But nontheless, it’s freaking funny

[hymnoeides]

almost got into a fistfight online today because people were ragging on odysseus and saying he was a hypocrite for being upset that eury killed helios’ cattle when he killed the cyclops’ sheep. HE DIDNT KNOW!!!!!! HE THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST RANDOM SHEEP!!!!!!! EURY KNEW THE CATTLE WERE THE FUCKING SUN GOD’S CATTLE!!!!!!!! Ok im calm again. i’m just a passionate ody lover and bark when people are mean. like dude thats the king of ithaca. 💢💢💢

STAAANDDD UPPPP ANON!!!!🗣️🗣️ SPEAK UR TRUTHS. Sure there are facepalm worthy moments all throughout, but it’s all very much human of them in the end imo.

Especially so in the original Odyssey (which I know it’s different from Epic canon, but I want to yap now that we’re here sorry) Odysseus and Polyphemus’ scene is known by many as a prime example of the violation of xenia not from Odysseus, but Polyphemus. Odysseus and his crew, sure, went into the Cyclops’ home to kill and take some sheep, but they were actually aware that it was someone’s abode. When you show up to someone’s house as a guest, you’re expected to be fed. Maybe they were a bit impatient with taking the sheep? Well they were a hungry bunch🤷 Not to mention the wine Odysseus had and offered Polyphemus? If I recall correctly rn, it was in fact all intentional as a trade. Odysseus and the group willingly stayed in Polyphemus’ cave for him to come back to do the trade instead of just running off with the sheep. They didn’t know Polyphemus was a monster that had no regards for the laws and the doom that would follow.

Even in Epic, Odysseus tried to reconciled what they’ve done with the gift of wine. Polyphemus chose not to take it properly as an exchange and even mocked them with the ‘you’ll be the last to die’. If you really wanted to choose something to fault Odysseus with there, his hubris is right there!!!! Just a man at the end of the day, what can I say. This concept of violating xenia very much comes back with the suitors, their treatment of beggar Odysseus especially, but I’ll spare you the geeking out. Adding on, ik the concept of time is vague in Epic and it definitely was a lot shorter judging Mutiny, but in the og, the crew were literally stranded on the island for a month iirc. They were constantly starving. Hunger can be a strong motivator. I also wouldn’t be surprised if the crew were also lowkey so low on hopes they would ever get home that it was very easy for them to break, but I digress ajsjakaja