#envy is 100% idia I believe

[viriborne]

Trying to figure out how the fuck the Seven Deadly Sins theory for Twst works I feel like I’m being tortured by how much envy these fuckers show in their actions

[v-anrouge]

Okay, but picture twisted doggie land and the owners of each dorm are the villians! So

queen of hearts has her pups trained and pampered, a lot like how the queen of England was with her digs. They were spoiled, and kinda bratty. They behave for her, most of the time, and don’t like most other people. Riddle is her clingy baby, Trey and Cater are the two who are nice to kids, and Ace and Deuce are fighting in the background. They’re the ones who dig up the rose garden.

Scar lets his boys do what they want, all the time! They are reckless, and not behaved. Ruggie steals food, Leona snarls to scare kids, Jack behaves but that’s cause he just wants to be friends. Scar has them as guard dogs, the hyenas are the main carers for them.

Ursula also babies her boys, but the twins hate her pampering. They wanna run around! Azul sits there and preens, he’s Ursula’s doll, dress him up, he can pose, sit pretty, just praise him! Don’t worry about the twins murdering that one neighbor, just look at pretty Azul!

Jafar has his boys well behaved, silent, poised, they sit on either side of him, Jamil has perfected the deadpan, staring into your soul look, Kalim is vibrating in joy, wants to be friends. Kalim helps soften Jafar, he sighs exasperatedly as Kalim comes in covered in glitter somehow.

Queen has her beautiful boys, Vil and Rook are her two pride and joys, sitting perfectly, they know how to pose, how to walk gracefully, how to just be super elegant. Epel is her new puppy, who is still very much puppy. What’s worst is Epel sometimes drags Rook into running around and making a mess. Vil stares on in disgust. Queen has her hunter clean Rook and Epel.

Hades has his two boys, and is so tired. Idia looks the scariest, but is always cowering and hiding behind him, and Ortho looks adorable but is willing to fight to the death. He got the worst of both worlds! He still loves his doggies though! Hades entire camera roll is of his boys. He shows them off to Zeus.

Malifacent has the best behaved out of them all, all sit poised and ready, they all March beautifully behind her, only problem is Silver falls asleep while sitting and she needs to wake him up sometimes, Sebek barks so loudly metal poles ring, and Lilia likes causing problems when left alone. Malleus is her Velcro dog, if he was smaller he would love to be her little lap dog. Is jealous Lilia gets to be.

OK BUT GIS IS GENUINELY SUCH A GOOD CONCEPTT IM CRYING QUEEN OD HEARTS GETTING ANGRY UNGIL SHE SEES IR WAS DEUCE AND ACE RHAT DIG UP ANS AHE JUST GOES SIGHS...I GUESS U TWO JUST COULDN'T HELP IT...ITS OKAY...ILL LET IT OASS AHJSJDJ

scar would db the type to say they don't bite knowing damn well they'll bite anything that gets close to them 😭

URSUAL SPOILING HER DOGS ROTTEN AHSHSHA she thinks they're such angels she never believes when anyone says they bit a kid or something like that to her they're just perfect

love jafar w a beautiful serious elegant dog and then kalim comes in barking wagging his tail and covered in mud goes to lick him truly the dogs ever

QUEEN HER THE ICON they'd be so pampered... they smell delicious their fur is so soft and shine so beautifully her dogs are the envy of any dogs, especially because they're not only beautiful but super healthy and she clearly loves them a lot, she'd always scold epel but never ever manages to really be harsh because he's just so cute and she knows he's just doing that because he's still a puppy...she can't resist the little blue eyes

HADES AJSJJWHSHF IM GIGGLING SO KUCH he tries to walk Idia and idia just refuses to walk and gets scared of everything meanwhile ortho who looks easy to walk runs SO FAST hades constantly falls and injures himself, but yeah 100% proud dog dad

MALEFICENT WOULD BE AN AMAZING DOG MOM SERIOUSLY she'd pamper them treat them so well spoil them so much and it's always the mosy intimidating dogs that just melt in her lap<3

THIS IS SO SILLY

[twisted-up-in-wonderland]

I know this just supposed to be a funny meme, and it totally is, and I love it, but I still feel the need to sort them how I think the actual 7 sins would go. Because my brain got stuck on it. 😂

Wrath with Riddle, Greed with Azul, and Vanity/Envy with Vil are fine, A+. (Both Greed and Vanity/Envy are green because I ran out of colors. RIP 💀)

That leaves Sloth, Pride, Gluttony, and Lust.

I know Pride was probably a play off of lions having prides (I mean, he IS super proud don’t get me wrong, but my guess is the pun was the real seller here) but Leona fits better with Sloth. He’s always napping and slacking off, and has even been held back because of it. He has Ruggie do so much for him because he doesn’t want to do it. Once he is motivated he is very talented, but he would rather sit back, relax, and take super long cat naps. Like, I love Leona but the dude needs to chill on the melatonin. Now, I personally believe a HUGE reason for this is that Leona suffers from depression, and I know from experience that depression makes it so hard to make you want to do anything. But, on the surface level, the lack of activity and ambition makes Leona the perfect candidate for Sloth.

So who would get Pride then? Believe it or not, I would actually give Pride to Idia! I know this seems like a crazy one, but hear me out: I know Idia is in the dorm based off of Hades and the Underworld and everything but the sheer absolute gall. The arrogance. The ego. The PRIDE. To think that you can defy death itself and bring back someone from its clutches just because you say it’s so. Not to mention that, when he’s talking about his skills in gaming and tech, Idia can get pretty boastful there too. Downright insulting to those he deems less skilled than him (ie basically everyone). He may be a nervous wreck when it comes to social interactions, especially those held in person, but Idia has some serious Pride simmering in him as well. (Haha fire pun! 😏🔥)

Now, for Gluttony and Lust I’m gonna do a bit of stretching because… well. I gotta. I have Malleus and Kalim left guys cut me some slack! 😭😂

For Lust I’m assigning it to Kalim because that boy has so much lust… lust for life. Kalim is a ball of energy and happiness and optimism and seems to be the living embodiment of all forms of positivity - for better and for worse. He is just constantly having fun and living life to the fullest and that is kiiiiiiinda his problem. Hence it being the sin he represents. While assigning Lust to him doesn’t utilize Lust in the traditional sense, it still technically works for him. Kalim is just drowning himself in life’s joys and wonders and not paying attention to what he should be. Or who he should be. Careful there Kalim - while you’re dancing in joy, you might just stomp on a snake in your obliviousness… 🐍

That leaves Gluttony with Malleus. I’m gonna be honest guys, I struggled with this one. But then when I was thinking of how I was twisting Lust to suit Kalim… what if Gluttony isn’t simply about food, but just about wanting? And while it can 100% be argued that Malleus does not want anything that he does not deserve or shouldn’t have, he does want. He wants to not be lonely. He wants people to not be afraid of him. He wants to stop forgetting events. He wants to get invited to events. He wants to make his family proud of him. And, again, all of those things are not bad things to want at all by any means, but poor Malleus is stuck wanting and wanting and wanting and until the MC shows up it seems like he will never receive what he wants and will just continue wanting forever. So, for the sake of fitting everyone into the sins, Malleus gets Gluttony.

Okay, sorry this got long and again sorry for this analysis on what was really just a silly little meme post. But my brain went “OOH A THING!” and so I had to. 🙈

[viriborne]

Ig I’ll explain my idea of who represents each sin and why:

Riddle = Gluttony. His whole fuckery is built around how controlling his mother is like how he can’t even EAT what he wants. He even goes into detail about how he wanted to EAT the apology pastry that Ace and Deuce offered but he couldn’t because he held himself back due to the Queen’s rules. I feel like his mother even restraining his diet wouldn’t have been mentioned (or added) if he wasn’t the one supposed to represent gluttony.

Leona = Sloth. Do I even have to explain? I’ve seen some people put him as Pride or Envy but his whole overblot was A Thing essentially because he was too lazy to actually put effort into practice and rather just found a solution that didn’t involve more effort on his part yet would still give him the top spot by taking Malleus out. Jack is so frustrated with him as a person because he’s too lazy to put effort into shit that actually matters, which Jack KNOWS he can do seeing as he orchestrated this whole thing just to attempt to kill Malleus.

Azul = Greed. Another “do I really have to explain this?” His driving motivation to do anything is corporate greed.

Jamil = Wrath. Fucker has it OUT for Kalim and I can’t really blame him? I mean I do think he babies him WAY TOO MUCH which leads to him being oblivious and extremely naïve but I get Why he does it….mostly. It’s one of those issues where I feel bad for both of them and think their parents should take responsibility for what they’ve done to their kids.

Vil = Pride. This one is a bit more shaky but Believe Me ok? His pride is consistently ruined by Blanche. He’s more popular, more well-liked, always given hero roles, he’s cute, he’s Beloved by audiences, and Vil is Always being compared to him. He feels as if he’s always number 2 to him and I feel like the constant allusions to the magic mirror scene of Snow White, a scene where the Evil Queen has her pride ruined, really cements my belief.

Idia = Envy. I really struggled between pinning him as Wrath or Envy but I feel like Envy really fits him like a glove. He hates who he is and who he’s forced to be by his ummm… ok let’s just call it what it is, his DISABILITY. His family curse is 100% a metaphor for genetic diseases and it does it Very Well (as someone who has multiple inherited conditions passed down my family). He wants to be like normal people, he ENVIES their freedom. He ENVIES them being so naïve of his situation and how it’s ruined his whole family. HE WANTS TO BE THEM!!

And finally

Malleus = Lust. Heyyy the one we’ve all been waiting forrrrr. This one probably has the most…up for interpretation evidence so far (esp because book 7 isn’t exactly complete) but uh I feel like him being literally a direct reference to Homura in Rebellion, a character who forcibly turns her world into a dream so she can be in an ideal world where everyone is happy and she is able to be with her love…. is proof enough.

I do wonder how Twst will involve Lust in book 7 if not going a Malleyuu route like it’s heavily indicated to be (cough Malleus basically following Homura’s descent into madness because of her ROMANTIC love of Madoka). Like c’monnnnnn oooh you wanna make it canon sooooo bad I can tell.