#envergortitwindow talks about dragon age: the veilguard

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Dragon Age: The Veilguard: offers dozens of class, race and faction combinations.

Me: I am sure glad to make another elven mage ---

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I'm thinking about my Veil Jumper Rook Ithelan eating Lucanis' ass out over the counter like it is an all-you-can-eat buffet in the Light house's kitchen while Solas looks on disapprovingly.

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I'm going to exploit the height sliders in Veilguard to it's fullest extents: tall elves and short Qunaris, here I come.

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My Rook Aloisius' main wardrobe palette is black and indigo. He and Lucanis are going to be coordinating couples goals. (I hope we can dye and tint armor.) Perhaps he won't be able to fix Lucanis, but he sure is going to fuck him.

I hope that my Rook can top him.

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My Rook Ithelan to Lucanis: One of us is going to leave this room pregnant, and that person is not going to be me.

Also, my Rook Ithelan: leaves the room pregnant.

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My Rook will be the cuntiest looking elven Mage this side of Aemond Targaryen with the sluttiest little waist, the pointiest chin, the most luscioius silver locks, the most Fuck-me-esque eyes, and the best cock-sucking lips, with "I'm a luxury few can afford" energy.

I can't not mention the nose, he'll have such a nice, aquiline nose.

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I've not just one canon Inquisitor going into Veilguard, that one being my Dorian-romancing, Dalish Knight-Enchanter, Aedanthir.

I've also got Eludysia, my main Solavellan who is also a Dalish Knight Enchanter, because I am very creative and very, very open to different play styles. I also headcanon that she's Merrill's cousin, so there's that too.

My Iron Bull romancing Dalish red head Knight Enchanter, Ena'vuna, who is "definitely not a mage" in her own words, despite the fact that she can shoot magic from her hands at will. Whatever you say, Ena'vuna!

Shivana, my Blackwall/Thom Rainier romancing Dalish Mage -- who, you guessed it; is a Knight Enchanter like all three of the above. I wonder what my favorite mage specialization is in Inquisition? Hmm.

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I can't wait to have money to commission one of my tall elven Mage rooks carrying Lucanis bridal style. I've already planned two tall elven Mages to romance him with.

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I'm legitimately excited for each of the companion's voice actors, and the voice actors for Rook. Now I want to make multiple Rooks to romance every one of the companions. Baldur's Gate 3 looks like it walked as a dating simulator so that Dragon Age: The Veilguard can run as a dating simulator.

Most of my Rooks will be elves, which shouldn't be a surprise. I have two Qunaris, two dwarves and two humans planned and something like a dozen elves planned for my Rooks. My favorite character design is elf + mage.

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Aloisius is a notorious manwhore before he meets Lucanis. He even slept with Livius Erimond (who was one of his most regrettable but enjoyable lays)

My Inquisitor, Aedanthir let him live, but didn't make him tranquil although he had that right as a Mage.

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My Rook Aloisius definitely rode the bull somewhere in the time that has passed between Inquisition and Veilguard.

Dorian is married to my Inquisitor, Aedanthir in the world-state that I am planning to use, so he and Bull never got together.

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I already made a Pinterest board for my Rook, Aloisius. 😜

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Because blood mage is not available, Aloisius will be a combat mage. I am actually glad that blood mage is not an option, because he'd have chosen it. Combat mage sounds a lot like a battle mage to me. The other reason that I am glad about blood mage not being accessible to the player, is because Lucanis would disapprove.

I am making my Rook to romance him!

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I hope that we get the Tevinter tit-window robes from Origins this time around. My Rook, Aloisius would wear those 100%. I want to see Lucanis try to look at him in his eyes.

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My Rook, Aloisius is a dom/top, but he is willing to bottom for someone whom he deems as being at the same level as him. He likes it when someone matches his energy, and he appreciates it when someone chooses to scale his walls and challenge him.

Its difficult for him to let people in both figuratively and literally. I am counting down the days until he is balls deep inside of Lucanis Dellamorte. Maybe Lucanis will be the one balls deep in him.