#enterthevaike

[feifheadcanons]

I would love to play Pokemon with you! How would we go about that?

Oh, worm?  If you would like to play, I’ll be on Showdown under the name EnterTheVaike! So you can challenge me to Gen 7 randoms or Gen 7 OUs!

[amodicumofmagic-blog]

vaimiri!

!!!!! DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER

i was gonna wait until after class to finish these up but lmfao this is my ultimate fea otp so lol

notp / not really / meh / I could / sometimes / maker, yes / my otp babbies

Who is the most affectionate? tbh vaike i imagine but seeing exactly how miriel’s personality canonically changes when she marries (like in the barracks when she asks why we punch hay) i’d like to imagine when theyre alone miriel like snuggling up to him or otherwise laying all over him like “VAIKE DO DOGS KNOW THAT THEYRE DOGS”

Big spoon/Little spoon? vaike is the big spoon obv

Most common argument? doesn’t laurent say canonically that it’s that vaike can’t pick up after himself or sth?

Favorite non-sexual activity? i bet vaike prides himself as the best gopher ever when miriel and laurent are experimenting on something and because he’s gopher extraordinaire he knows all the names of the tools and such so he thinks hes REALLY HELPING!!!! and miriel and laurent are always like “good job dear” and “thank you father you’re a great help” to make him feel included THIS IS CUTE HELP????

Who is most likely to carry the other? tbh i bet vaike carries her everywhere like he bursts in the mess tent in the morning with miriel half awake in his arms like “WHOS READY FOR A VAIKETASTIC BREAKFAST”

Nicknames? so like i’ve always headcanoned that vaike and sully are the only ones who get to call her “Miri” instead of “Miriel” and sometimes i’d like to think vaike calls her baby because he would but for miriel it’s either “vaike” or “dear” and not much of anything else

Who worries the most? LMAO MIRIEL she fusses over the slightest things meanwhile vaike is the most blithe individual and the world could end and hed be like “lol eh”

Who tops? MIRIEL TOPS. ALWAYS. she tops everything. it doesn’t matter who you are. she will top you. she will top your dog. she will top the lord jesus himself. she will top

Who initiates kisses? tbh i think vaike would do it the most in public but miri would do it the most in private

Who wakes up first? usually miriel has pretty late nights so i’d like to think vaike wakes up first, but she’s a light sleeper so when he gets up she gets up pretty shortly after no matter how quiet he tries to be

Who says I love you first? WELL THATS NOT FAIR BC VAIKE TELLS HER SHES IN LOVE WITH HIM INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND but i guess hes the first one who admits to it idk??? either way i think vaike would first bc miriel has no clue what the fuck she’s doing

[tumbling-pegasus-knight]

enterthevaike said: 

WAIT IS IT RLY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

{Yeah it's the baby Koi-chan's 19th birthday qwq though I'm not really a baby I suppose in that regard www

Thank you qwq}

[timebrokentactics-archive]

IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS. FRIEND I HAVE MISSED YOU

HELLO FRIEND I'VE MISSED YOU TOO I'M REALLY SORRY

MORGAN KIND OF WAS LIKE WHAT IS A MUSE GOOD BYE

AND JUST

RAN AWAY?????

I SORRY FRIEND

[challengemyfate-archive]

"Wow!"

Send “WOW” for your character walking in on mine handcuffed to bed with a note that says have fun

Lucina yelped, drawing her knees up to her chest as Vaike opened the door to her room. She gritted her teeth and closed her eyes, feeling her cheeks starting to heat up. Gods, this was embarrassing… This must look absolutely horrible to him…

"V-Vaike… Th-this isn’t… This isn’t what it looks like!" The princess started, tugging briefly at the cuffs that held her. She then quickly looked away, before sighing quietly. These cuffs were certainly holding tight…

[swordmaster-lyn-blog]

§ ((how to make a good first impression. ignore this if you'd like omg

Send me § and my muse will react to yours pushing them against a wall and kissing them.

She gasped a little, a combination from air being shoved out of her lungs from the stones behind her, and astonishment from a stranger pushing her against the walls and pressing his lips against hers. None-the-less, she closed her eyes and melted into the kiss, placing one hand gently on the side of his neck and running the other through his hair. This futuristic era seemed strange to her, but she liked it.

[mixtus]

Φ vaike gives it a rating of... good booty

Send me a “Φ” if you think my muse has a rocking booty

"Don’t expect to see it often but, that is good to know I suppose."

[griffon-riding-tactics]

"So..."

"Well, safe to say you've finally managed to win me over." She sighed, admitting defeat. Vaike was nothing short of convincing, she'd give him that much. She didn't remember him being that good last time, either.What an improvement, Carys thought to herself.

[queenofcursedblood]

((just going to make this in to its own post because why not--))

and Grima!Robin is just going to silently walk over to Vaikes tent, hood pulled up, and without a word just entered without warning "Vaaaike~? I have some things I want to... 'talk' to you aboooout~" ((one grima got this in to her head thanks to that anon-- two if you want we can make an actual tread out of this!))

enterthevaike answered:

Vaike was on his bed and trying to fall asleep, currently. It was pretty late, after all… but then Robin entered, and he sat up as she called his name, rubbing his eyes and yawning.

"Mwha? Yeah, hey Robin, right here… what do you wanna talk about?"

"fuuuu fufufuf... well perhaps 'talk' is not quite the right word mortal~" the fell one chuckled deeply pushing back the hood, and then allowing the coat the slip down to her elbows

red faintly glowing eyes bore in to the Fighter, Robin pounced quickly to make him lay back down hands firmly on his shoulders

"why I simply came for some fun~"

[griffon-riding-tactics]

"So..." he nuzzled into her neck with a grin. "How was it this time, eh?"

"I swear to Naga, if you end up in my bed one more time, I will serve you to my griffon for breakfast." She hissed, squirming away from the tanned axe-wielder in her bed. How does he get here, and how in the world does she agree to such shenanigans? 

[mixtus]

enterthevaike said: 

((vaike glad he tapped that B]

{{Don't expect her to be the cuddly type though- eve }}