#enormous penis

[theswedishpajas]

My past couple nights have been… interesting, to say the least.

[ashclouds366]

I MISSED THE ENORMOUS PENIS BIRTHDAY :(

april 1st was the 23rd birthday of the song enormous penis by da vinci's notebook, which i highly recommend listening to if you haven't already

[gazza-ladra]

A conversation this morning has brought to my attention that there are still people following this blog who’ve never heard of this song, and that’s a state of affairs which must be remedied immediately.

(Fun fact: this particular song was the subject of a regulatory case brought before the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council in 2004. The Council determined that complaints about the song being played during daytime timeslots were unfounded, as the lyrics are simply talking about having good self-esteem, and therefore do not meet the standard to be classified as obscene.)

[whisperofthewaves]

there was an actual dionysian procession going through our street with people dressed as satyrs and stuff, dancing, shouting and whistling, and the revellers sharing free wine with the onlookers

[lokisgoodgirl]

I don't know if you've heard this before, but I would love to hear your thoughts regarding this and Loki

(I think he'd get a kick out of it)

I had very much NOT heard this omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@holdmytesseract to add to your 'I got a big cock' playlist.... 😂

[gendzl]

some of the toad figurines that exist out in the world are truly the stuff of nightmares. I have to brace myself before I go looking for these little guys.

[welcometomybraincomics]

Frostbite, quietly stressing the fuck out: *Under his breath* 🎵I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doo-bop-bop)🎵

[hclluvahctel-a]

apparently none of my tags WORK ANYMORE SO GUESS IM REDOING THEM

[anatomicboy]

I do not have a testosterone dick because i am not on testosterone. however i still think of it as my t-dick when i see it cause it is transgender

[pollyawesomecritblog]

I Know It’s You, Cardinal. Or Should I Say… doomilover256?

We’re Watching You. Always. Watching :)

MY NAME POLLY AND ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS RUN AN ASESOME CRITICKSM BLOG FUCK GOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK Y

[beaft]

thinking about the woman next to me at the self checkout earlier today who tapped my shoulder and whispered "hey look at this" and when i turned around she had the biggest grin on her face as she held up an enormous strawberry that was shaped exactly like a penis

[sick-dragons-word-hoard]

isekai anime plot concept

im sure someone's done the "isekai but from the perspective of the truck driver" by now, since "the out of control truck that isekais you" is such a common trope but i feel like there's a lot of space there to be explored. what if it was your profession, or perhaps a modernized idea of a grim reaper or other supernatural force... are you contacted by desperate interplanar gods to provide heroes to fantasy worlds? are you an ancient being whose legs turned horse, turned truck are just extensions of a more conceptual self,

[bespokegarbage]

Resisting the urge to add good lookin’ by Dixon Dallas to my Ted Lasso playlist.

[notthelemurking]

sometimes i scroll through recommended songs on youtube and have to go what the fuck is this song

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[prokopetz]

I'm prepared to suspend disbelief for a lot of things when I'm reading a porn fic involving a character with a penis written by an author who clearly does not have one, but "character walking around with an enormous and highly visible erection doesn't realise they have a huge boner until someone else remarks upon their huge boner" is going to snap my suspenders pretty much every time. Like, that's not really the sort of thing that flies under the radar!