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𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀・572 / 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴・felix x gn!reader / 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲(𝘀)・fluff, established relationship, lots of kisses hehe, slightly suggestive
“See you tonight, angel,” Felix says, leaning in to press a kiss to your lips. It’s chaste, short, familiar; your favorite form of farewell, exchanged inevitably before you part ways, even for only a few hours.
But this time, Felix doesn’t pull away afterwards, instead remaining so close to you that the tip of his nose is almost brushing yours, and there’s an ineffable glint in his eyes when he speaks again. (You should’ve known you were in danger.)
“Hang on,” he murmurs, his voice low and sweet, and then he leans in again.
When he presses his lips to yours the second time, he moves with an intensity that you aren’t prepared for. You feel his fingers slide over the nape of your neck and tangle gently in your hair; your head tilts backwards from the weight of his kiss, his tongue feather-light against the seam of your lips, his mouth laving over yours as tenderly as if he’s trying to drink you, savor you. Dimly, you feel your waist bump against the kitchen counter, and Felix doesn’t even think when he moves a hand protectively to the small of your back, returning you to your rightful place against his chest.
You are breathless and lightheaded when your boyfriend breaks the kiss, his lips flushed and hair messy, looking like a walking dream.
“S'that a new lip balm flavor?” He asks.
Bastard.
You collect yourself just enough to give him an answer, but it sounds more like a blissful sigh than a spoken response: “Strawberry.”
The smile that crosses Felix’s face is mostly bashful, but you don’t miss the self-satisfied huff of laughter that comes with it.
“I like it,” he hums. “A lot.”
And he kisses you one more time, and then another.
He ends up being late to practice that day, his rushed apologies to Minho falling out of strawberry-tinted lips.
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#felix x reader#lee felix x reader#stray kids x reader#skz x reader#lee felix#felix#stray kids#lee felix imagines#lee felix fluff#felix imagines#felix fluff#stray kids imagines#stray kids fluff#skz imagines#stray kids scenarios#*drabble#felix scenarios#*d: felix#*writing#please enjoy this piece of incredibly self indulgent and impulsive piece of MIND GARBAGE#haven't written an intense kissing scene in so long i forgot how silly and fun it is
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Monique Fan Art of when they kick you to death for giving them a note saying "skibidi toilet.'
...This took 3 irl hours to make. ¡ v ¡
#votv#voices of the void#Monique VotV#skibidi toilet#skibidi rizz#negative charisma#shitpost#I actually spent that much time making this absolute piece of gormet garbage#hope dr. kel enjoys this as much as his shrimps
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some people are just in kpop spaces (like twt especially but here too sometimes) to hate on something even on the groups they supposedly “like” which is wild to me! i’m not talking about criticism, which is necessary every now and then, i’m talking about people that go on social media to tweet or post something negative about their fav or another group every single day because they are miserable and i’m sincerely asking… if you hate being a kpop stan so much wtf are you doing here then?? if you hate everything so much just leave and find other people to stan that are not kpop
#when i say i barely see people appreciate their faves nowadays#i sincerely mean that#social media has rotted people’s brains to the point#they can’t enjoy anything#or maybe they just project the fact they are miserable#into these idols and sometimes people in these kpop spaces#which is like???#some people have to understand if they#aren’t feeling good abt something they have to leave#and not stay and make everyone miserable too 😭#idk i feel like i am saying things but especially in these past few years#i notice how there was this insane shift#nobody is nice anymore or respectful#or even like what they are supposed to like#and sometimes it’s all for show bc they think being a piece of garbage#is good like????#anyways yeah#tris.txt
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Law would love "House" and Sanji would love "The Bear" yes, but have you considered both of them watching Love Island together
#because i think they'd enjoy talking shit about people together#love island parties and it's sanji law nami and usopp judging people#i just think sanji would be into reality shows like REALLY emotionally invested#and nami would wonder how much they get paid for this shit and if she could make zoro go with her and cause drama#law would say he hates it but then he stays to watch the whole thing#law: how can you watch this garbage / sanji: you're watching it too / law: bc my annoying roommate is doing it and he won't let me read#law a minute later: she's such a fucking liar what the hell is wrong with her can't she see he's being HONEST OH MY GOD-#sanji: garbage you say / law: shut the fuck up#lawsan roommates au when#'and they were roommates!' and they share netflix account#one piece#trafalgar law#black leg sanji#lawsan
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people who have to turn off their brains to read/watch something bad are weak. embrace the flaws. tear them to shreds. yell about the weak writing, gaping plotholes, and plain weird/insane shit that really doesn't work. it's so much more fun that way
#thinking about my experience with fourth wing specifically#that book is a dumpster fire that is SO much fun to read#(and leaves me with negative desire to read any sequels but still)#and also veilguard. there's sooo much in that game that kinda sucks! that I wish was done way differently#and it's fun to yell about while also still. y'know. enjoying the game#idk. you can be critical and still enjoy a thing. if you feel you have to ~turn your brain off~ consider either#just. not doing that. go ahead and think critically about a piece of trash writing#and learn that you can in fact like garbage without needing to qualify or justify it#this has been a post
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Posting more of my shitty art to please my fans :)
It's Snuggy!
#by neko loogi#do not repost#loogi's art💚#enjoy my garbage#my art#one piece#one piece buggy#op buggy#captain buggy#buggy the clown#buggy one piece#cross guild#one piece fanart#snuggie
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literally throws my eyes away because i didn't notice the ask referred to via being a feral little brat -
LET ME ELABORATE ; BECAUSE I SIMPLY CAN.
Yes, Octavia ( both as a feral brat & in her main verse ) enjoys taxidermy. The difference? Main verse enjoys animals & insects & what have you to be stuffed. Hell, she'll even take them deceased & preserved in a jar to proudly present.
FERAL Via? Oh, she enjoys those as well ; but if you bring her HUMAN taxidermy? Why, it's almost like you're spoiling her. Parts or whole, it does not matter - she loves it all.
#━━ ✦ OCTAVIA * HEADCANON.#((i literally wear glasses & even they fail me#((rest in pieces me but!!#((i enjoy talking about her in all verses so#((a smol treat for you#((think of it like j.eepers c.reepers#((the end of the first one because the reST ARE GARBAGE#((that's what i'm going with here#━━ ✦ VERSE. * SHOW ME THOSE PRETTY WHITE JAWS. ( feral verse )
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‘… but at least it gets people into tudor history’
tudor history is a historical/historiographical field… you’re not actually entitled to a popular fandomisation of it.
#💿🐴#cool if you enjoy pop media abt it but to talk abt the virulent and soulless commercialism of a historical subject#as if you’re entitled to that#it’s weird.#like it’s not actually a justification for liking media that is bad or harmful#you can’t criticise something like philippa gregory with her misogynistic garbage#and then shrug off any ownership of your own choice of what to engage with#by defending it as ‘at least it gets you into history’#you know what else can get you into history? good media#if people had higher standards and weren’t so intellectually lazy and entitled abt it#these shitty pieces of media would not have a market to sell to#like…..
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When Sanji found out Zeff seasoned his soup with oregano while he wasn't looking.
#found out ms paint was getting a fancy update so i opened it up#turns out i need window 11 for this update#that's garbage i aint updating to windows 11 for as long as they let me keep my windows 10#so anyways#you can enjoy this crying sanji i drew while i had ms paint opened#my art#one piece#sanji#blackleg sanji#baby sanji#oregano is for savages#my stuff
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I feel so fucking dead inside over this recent WoW fuckery but I have to say, going from the WoW mutual to the Squeenix mutual is not the direction I expected things to go
#like square is hardly flawless itself but at least i get some variety#and stuff that's easier to revisit without having new lore shoved in your face as the new absolute canon#because it's all relatively self contained#we don't talk about KH3 focus#the point is there's no linear yet ever shifting universe like the garbage fire that's been burning in the Blizzard launcher#for WELL over a decade#i can go play any which game i like and just leave it at that#WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE VII REMAKES I SAID FOCUS#i don't even know where I'm going with this i guess square has several games i enjoy and they make me happy#as opposed to getting hurt with every little development in the piece of shit blizzard MMO#HUUUUGHHJHJJJJ#vent
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Modern AU Ryuzo would probably survive on 15 coffees a day minimum.
#he keeps like two or three pieces of rotten fruit and a carton of spoiled milk in the fridge#and then there's the coffee pantry#but I think he is better at organizing his food than jin is sometimes mental health issues get in the way#also he works two jobs and will tattoo a kitten on your arm for a sum#(he works full time as a barista and part time at daycare)#but he's worked several garbage jobs in his lifetime and is jumping from opportunity to opportunity when necessary#daycare he actually finds to enjoy it#children help him unwind (sometimes)#it's better than dealing with karens or kevins ten hours a day for sure
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okay 🟥WARNING🟥 I am going to be a little hater but it is so so silly to me that fnaf movie heads insist to me, with their full chest, that the movie is for og fans. the same movie absolutely delighted in throwing out everything about the original story. Like, the actual original story the original first game there is next to zero elements of the original first 2014 classic game in that movie. The atmosphere, the security cameras, the jumpscares, the horror, the phone guy, the sound design, the isolation, the subtle hints at something more, the uncanny valley, the animatronics actually being scary, the animatronics trying to kill him every time he's in the building. They only take surface level elements of these if they take any at all. They take way more elements from security breach then they do the original 3 games. Fuck, from the original 6 games.
Which, like, cool. But people insisting that if you didn't like the movie you're just not a real fnaf fan is so. annoying. especially when the movie seemingly delights in moving as far away from what made the original so successful in the first place
#:v#you can enjoy this movie I'm not saying you can't#I'm not saying if you like it you're stupid or you don't understand the games to whatever#I'm just saying it's so silly to say anyone who didn't like it just didn't get it#no I got it it was just garbage#it was a really awful movie that couldn't decide what it wanted to be#ALSO IT WAS ABSOLUTELY TRYING TO BE A HORROR MOVIE DONT SIT THERE AND TELL ME UT WASN'T#it was trying to be a pg horror movie but completely fell on its face#gonna be honest#Should have ggone the skinamarink route like go actual experimental horror#like the original game was popular because it was innovative#I think a movie based on a franchise that got started by doing something new should also do something new#But yes I'm glad you found a piece of media you enjoy#like genuinely I'm glad you found something you like. cool 👍
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i did eventually care about charles vane against my will in later seasons but it’s incredible to me that the writers thought anyone would be invested in him enough in late season 1 to follow along with this weird vision quest plotline
#i am really enjoying season 1 and i’m willing to give the writers a lot more credit for foreshadowing later seasons than i had thought!#but this is not it lmao#season 1 vane is an unnuanced piece of garbage#oh he crawled out of a grave?? put him back#black sails
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im currently working with an intern who does EVERYTHING by asking chatgpt. he knows its not perfect and will tell you random bullshit sometimes. but hes allergic to looking up freely available documentation i guess.
#tütensuppe#worst is when he asks something and gets a vague/unhelpful/nonsense answer#and then he just. leaves it there.#there is literally documentation on this i can find the information within 10 seconds. argh#also this might be just me but personally i enjoy reading 10 tangentially related questions on stackoverflow#and piecing together the exact solution i need from that#he wanted to open hdf5 files in matlab. ai gave a bullshit answer that produced garbled data garbage.#he just went 'ah i guess it doesnt work then'#meanwhile one (1) search i did produced the matlab docu with the 3 lines of code needed to do that.
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i have been unwell this past week & also have no idea how much time i will have to be around bc i'm playing catch up now so ! expect normal activity sometime in the next i assume
#figured i should probably say *something* lol#but in other news i have been watching many animes#and am FINALLY getting use out of a mini projector i got gifted for the holidays#i can set it up next to me in bed and it's like i have a MASSIVE tv on the wall opposite its fantastic#i have been focused on reincarnation and/or isekais bc it involves so little brain to enjoy#so many of them have the same formula it's great :)#ooc — hey! thanks for checking in. i’m still a piece of garbage
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#Miss Cleo enjoying some quality play time with her favorite toy#I piece of cardboard tied to a stick with a piece of twill cord I pulled off the packaging from a blanket#every year I try to temp her with toys that aren’t literal garbage but she is a cat so… we all know how well that goes
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